Chapter 8: Christmas With Krampus-Part 3

(Opening A/N: So, How's everyone's Christmas? Mine was really good, and I got some good presents, but I also had to work as well, can't complain there...Now it's time to go and bring in some more characters to help us with our fight, one of which is going to be a werewolf, and a very close friend to both me and Takashi. And now we need to hunker down and defeat another boss being controlled by the evil Krampus, and this time we're going to granny's house for a christmas fight. And without further ado...here's another chapter.)

The world began to digitalize after Akame and I got on the bike and Revy along with Takashi got into the humvee, we kept heading down the road that laid before us.

Christmas With Krampus-Level 3: Start!

My condition was getting worse, the wind around me was beginning to feel like syringes piercing through my skin, I then toppled off of the bike and began to eat asphalt.

Another life was lost as I repixeled back on the bike with Akame, it's been quarter of an hour since I was frozen alive, my skin was pale white making me look like a ghost, we came across a sign with a vehicle having a red circle with a slash through it showing, "No vehicles beyond this point." Akame then stops in front of the sign and flips the kickstand down. Just then, we were joined by three new players, Rock, Eda, and our werewolf friend Jesse.

Jesse had black fur, yellow eyes, and he also wore boots with a pair of blue denim jeans and a brown belt, Jesse then came up to me and he noticed that my condition was getting worse.

"Roman, you don't look so good, we need to get you to somewhere warm so we can find out how to fight the freezing effect of Krampus' power." Jesse said, just then, I saw a figure with pink hair in the form of pigtails and she had a very funky looking gun pointing to the right.

"Is it just my imagination, or can anyone else see that pink haired girl pointing to the right?" I asked, Akame knew who I was talking about.

"Was this pink haired girl carrying a weapon and did she have her hair in pigtails?" Akame asked, I gently nodded as I pointed in the direction where I last saw her.

"She was over there, and she was pointing to the right." I said, Akame knew who I was talking about as she said her name.

"I see Mine is trying to guide us to where we need to go." Akame said, it turned out that the pink haired girl's name was Mine.

Jesse took my arm and wrapped it around the back of his neck, we then began to head in the direction of the spirit of Mine was pointing, but we had to keep our heads on a swivel here, who know's what might pop out and try to kill us.

And it turned out that we were right, there was a pack of rabid possessed wolves with pentagrams on their heads coming out of the shadows, we watched the foam begin to form out of their mouths, Jesse grabbed his M1911 Colt .45 and shot the rabid wolf as more came out of the shadows.

When one lunged at me and Jesse, I had the shotgun in my left hand, took aim at the wolf, and fired a powerful buckshot at the wolf killing it.

"I'm still surprised that you can still fight." The werewolf said, and I needed to protect what was precious to me.

"I'm not going to die here, and we're all going to make it out one way or another." I said confidently, Jesse had to acknowledge that we need to get to Krampus and defeat him if we need to get out of here, one's mind is the worst place to be.

Then it turned out there were demonic lumberjacks coming at us, and they were armed with axes and chainsaws.

Another Fourth Wall Break in 3...2...1…

Seriously? Demonic lumberjacks? Is there no low Krampus won't stoop to? I mean, killing off an evil jack in the box was fun, along with killing Rudolph; which I totally regret, but right now, I'm close to kicking the bucket, and it's only been 15 minutes since I was frozen alive, but now I need to find someplace warm before my condition gets worse, I mean, it could be Yukon Cornelius we could be fighting against for christ's sake.

One lumberjack charged at Jesse and he pulls out a gold plated M1911 Colt .45 as he aims it at the enemy and squeezes the trigger sending a bullet through the demon's head killing it.

Then a group of

Rock had a .44 Magnum revolver almost like the one dutch uses, so he aimed the pistol at the charging lumberjacks and fired three flawless shots, since they pierced through the guy, the bullets killed the demon in an instant.

"Nice shooting, padre!" I said, Rock if you haven't remember has become a priest of the rip off church, also Eda taught him how to use guns.

"Thanks." replied Rock, he spun his .44 around looking for more bad guys to shoot, luckily there were four high flying succubi overhead looking to do damage to us, Eda pulls out her Glock and begins shooting down the demonic women, her bullets were placed into the as they fell to the ground, she must've wasted half a clip on those succubi.

Just then, we came across a cabin, which looked like something out of the Evil Dead series, where's Ash when you need him most, I mean he could seriously kick ass in this.

We managed to get inside, and Jesse began to light a fire in the fireplace, the crackle of the logs began to heat me up, but when I looked into the fire, a vortex opens up, and we got transported to another place, this time it was a bigger house, looks like a grandmother's house, and there was a sweet elderly woman and she turned around to us and she was cooking something that smelled really good.

Akame grabbed a blanket and wrapped both herself and me in it as she wrapped her body onto mine in hopes of getting me warm.

Luckily it was working since Akame's body heat was radiating from her and into my body.

Not long after, an apparition of Ma appeared, and she was really worried since her mother senses kicked in.

"Akame, can you hear me lass?" Ma asked and Akame nodded as she saw that Ma was worried about us.

"I can hear you, what's going on?" Akame asked, Ma had a worried look on her face since her motherly instincts kicked in, so she meditated her spirit to us in hopes to see if she can have Akame help me with my condition.

"I have a certain sixth sense when one of the boys is in trouble, who's being hurt right now?" Ma asked, Akame temporarily removed the blanket to show the damage that was inflicted on me.

"It's Roman, Krampus has frozen him alive and he's been making him sick and trying to kill him off so he won't be able to fight, but he's been trying to fight back making his condition worse." Akame said to the spiritual image of Ma, she then had the procedure of how to reverse the effects of the damage inflicted.

"Listen to me lass, I need you to place your hand onto his back and repeat these words after me." Ma said, as Akame lifted the back of my shirt exposing the back tattoo of a dragon I had, she then placed her hand onto the center of my back, and both Ma and Akame both chanted a Gaelic incantation of healing together, just then, a green aura began to emit from Akame's hand as all the damage that was inflicted onto me began to disappear as I regained the original color of my skin and I felt like a new man, but it turned out that the granny was the next boss, she noticed Akame using one of Ma's healing spells and she thought it was witchcraft.

"Sorcery!" said the Granny in a demonic voice, she then turned into a bugling demon as horns came out of her head, the house turned into a vortex of fire, this just screamed boss battle, be prepared to fight.

The granny demon grabbed two cookies and tossed them at Jesse and Takashi, the cookies turned into circular sawblades as they decapitated both the Werewolf and my older brother as both of their heads dropped to the ground and they both repixeled back to life.

"That is one mean granny!" They both said in unison, I mean getting decapitated by a video game boss, that's pretty sucky if you ask me, she tried to toss a cookie at me, but I shot that sucker out of the sky before it had a chance to reach me.

"What's the matter? Don't like my cookies? I made them with lots of love." Said the demonic granny, but I knew for a fact, she just decapitated both Jesse and Takashi and for that, I won't forgive her for doing such a thing.

"Look, you just decapitated my brother, along with my best friend, now you're saying that one of my two girlfriends is committing witchcraft? What the fuck is wrong with you, you shit for brains, demon reject?" I asked, and there was a giant tick mark on Revy's forehead as I made the statement that she was one of my two girlfriends.

"Seriously? You're considering me one of your two girlfriends?! Since when did you start dating that red eyed bitch?!" Revy snapped, best not to get on her bad side.

"*Sigh* Alright, we went all the way earlier, shortly before Krampus froze me alive like a TV dinner." I said, and Revy charged over to me as she grip my throat tight, boy did I miss this pain, she then pointed her Sword Cutlass straight at my crotch with the intent to shoot me there.

"Who the fuck do you think you fucking are sleeping with another fucking woman?!" Revy barked, and that's when she brought me in for a kiss.

"Well, if you're done bitching, maybe let's get to kicking ass and try to get the hell out of here." I said, and Revy releases my throat and she pulls out her other Sword Cutlass as we tried to figure out where the demon's weak spots are, but it turned out that the weak spot was the oven she used, and if we could destroy that, then might have a chance of weakening her.

She then stepped in front of the oven trying to play goalie and we were playing a game of indoor soccer.

"The turkey isn't done yet." The demonic granny said, Takashi tosses a pipe bomb and a lighter to me as I lit the pipe bomb fuse, we scattered all over the place trying to confuse the demonic boss, I then ran for the oven and tossed the pipe bomb into it.

The bomb explodes and the turkey inside of it begins to burn, I then noticed on the mantle was my AR-15 carbine screaming "Use me, Damn it!" And I couldn't resist, Akame beat me to the punch by going towards the mantle and she tosses the gun over to me.

"Hello, beautiful! Let's kick some fucking ass!" I said as I cocked the rifle, the demon granny began to speak in a demonic tongue as flames began to shoot up from the ground summoning demonic lumberjacks and other demons to do her bidding.

We began to shoot and slash through the hordes of demon, and the good news was, it was draining the boss of her energy when we began to shoot the underlings.

"You're all going to burn in hell for hurting an elderly woman!" Sneered the demon granny, I then pulled out the .50 caliber anti-tank rifle and aimed for her forehead.

"I know I am, but can I ask you of a small favor, would you make sure you save a spot by the fire for me?" I asked as I squeezed the trigger and placed a powerful bullet right through the demon's head, killing it instantly.

The house went back to normal as the third boss was finally defeated, Takashi and Jesse were laughing, and I was curious about what they were laughing at.

"You might want to take a look up, Roman, an old Christmas tradition." Jesse said and to my surprise, I was next to both Akame and Revy, and I was standing under mistletoe.

Well it was tradition, so I shared a kiss with Akame first, the taste of her kiss was really sweet, and now it was Revy's turn, and when I kissed her, she slugged me in the gut with her fist, I found myself on my knees about to throw up.

"That was just a freebie, next one's gonna cost you." Revy spat, and I knew for a fact she still had a sense of love in her, even though she is a bitter woman.

"Are you alright Roman?" Akame asked, I'll live, she didn't slug me too hard.

"I'll be fine, I still think she needs some time to adjust." I said, but Akame still steamed at Revy went over to her and bitch slapped her across her face.

Revy then drew her Sword Cutlass and Akame drew her sword, I had to play the fucking peacekeeper between the girls again, I then did the same thing as I did when they first met, I held my hands out to the sides between the girls and they just stopped.

"Look, I know you're trying to kill each other right now, but can we save it for after we get the hell out of here, I mean we only have 35 minutes left before my my heart freezes, I die, and we all get trapped in here, Revy I know you're still pissed at me for what I did a few years ago, and I just wanted to say, I still love you. Even though you don't feel the same, I've always wanted to date two women at the same time, ergo, why Akame came into my life." I said, and Akame sheathed her sword, she came up to me, and she kissed me again.

Revy then got more pissed as she grabbed me by the neck and forced her tongue into my mouth.

"Oh Jesus!" Cursed Takashi, he knew that it was going to be a long hard battle, we then got more presents, I got a minigun, Akame got a speed enhancement orb, Revy got a M4 carbine, Jesse got a MAC-10 SMG, Eda got a M-60 machine gun, Rock got a bazooka with guided rockets, Takashi got a UMP .45 SMG. And now it was time to go to level four!

[To Be Continued…]

(A/N: Well guys, here's another chapter and it turns out 2016 is coming to a close, and out that 2017 is coming in, but, I'm still calling this far from done. And I've just came up with a new loyalist for Jiulan's army, and it turns out it's a girly-boy necromancer, I still haven't come up with a name for him, but I'll leave that up to you guys, and I'll fill you in more about our little necromancer antagonist, but first, I was listening to a radio talk show called "Ground Zero" which talked about paranormal stuff, and they were talking about Krampus and all of these other mythical demons, and it turns out werewolves are not only affiliated with Halloween, they're also affiliated with Christmas as well, and Romanian legend has it, those who conceive or give birth on Christmas, their baby will be cursed as a werewolf, that's what I heard, also I had no idea about it when I added Jesse into my story, I mean it was originally based off of Wolfy from Chance Green G King's "Von Vs Life." But I'm glad I added Jesse in there.

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commander of the legion of corpses, BloodyDemon666 signing off!)