Chapter 8: This is insane (but when are we sane?)
"And we're back" Pinky scratched the back of her neck nervously, while she handed out the imaginary lollipops.
"Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm… so, we have a very interesting chapter for yall. But, I'm kinda messed up so these will not be in order. Let's get started, the first reviewer is FallingInReverse3, and they said,
Lmfao I love your story. Now the Easter Kangaroo is going to hate me when I say this but Christmas is way harder than Easter. With Easter you're only hiding eggs and with Christmas you have to sneak into a house, I mean seriously give the man some credit. Ok now that my rant is done time for dares.
North: I'm not gonna mess with you I'm probably all ready on the naughty list
Tooth: you have to admit who you're In love with/like
Jack/Pinky: y'all are gonna hate me for this but you two obviously like eachother so just begin dating and your dare is to makeout for at least 3 min.
Sandy: I got nothin
Easter Kangaroo: hehehehe you need to eat 2 pounds of chocolate
Pitch: you've got to take be around Slenderman for the 3 years of you're life.
If any of you want to kill me cough Easter Kangaroo cough the names Rita M. Bye!
Hahahaha 'now that my rant is done'. Love that. You people are funnier than me like seriousely. So, Rita M. do you read any of my other stories?"
"Pinky!"
"What, with this poularity, I might as well sponser my other stories." Pinky shrugged.
"Seems fair guys." Jack walked over and sat next to Pinky.
"Wait, before you kiss me, let's get the others done with, k?" Pinky put a hand up.
"Seems fine with me." Jack winked, while Pinky rolled her eyes.
"I admit it, I like North, and Jack. I can't help it!" Tooth put her head in her hands. "Pinky! You're dead to me!"
"What did I do?!" Pinky put her hands up in surrender.
"This was your idea! And it's ruining my life!"
Pinky sighed, "You know what, if you hate me so much, don't talk to me. You wouldn't be the first. And you can go back to your palace, and all of the dares that are for you, will be canceled, unless you find a way back here!" Pinky huffed and clapped/teleported Tooth away.
"Pinky, that was a little ruff don't you think?" Nporth sighed.
"But she…!" Pinky was cut off by Jack, as he kissed her.
Jack smirked when they pulled apart. "Pinky, you need to calm down. And Tooth needs to calm down as well. This was supposed to be fun, and it is. But, some of thses people are crazy. I mean you all most lost your arm because you had to light yourself on fire, and you would have to, if I didn't put out the fire."
Pinky sighed, "I'm pretty sure you're enjoying those kisses and the fact that you get to shut me up. Also, your right."
"Since when am I not." Jack rolled his eyes.
"Watch it! And I figured that Pitch should just part of the show, since these people don't know that HE'S THE ENEMY! Just kidding. Every one welcome Pitch!" Pinky snapped, and Pitch apeared on the couch snoring, and in a death like slumber. The strange part, his head landed on Pinky's lap and she fell of the couch trying to get away from him.
"Bun…. Bunny, there's… there's chocolate in the fridge." Pinky shivered.
"You ok?" Bunny asked, as he stood up.
"Ya, I'm fine. But, Jack is co…cold." Pinky shivered again. And Jack dropped her. "Sorry."
"It's…..Its' fine."
"PITCH!" Jack yelled, to wake him up as he left Pinky on the floor. How nice of him.
"Huh? Wha….? Where am i?" Pitch sat up. "Oh I'm here. Do I have to do a dare?" Pitch asked as he streched and a few of him joints popped.
"You're part of the show now. Since the people won't leave you alone." Pinky got up, and shot a short glare at Jack, in which he failed to notice.
"What if I had other things to do?" Pitch raised an eyeborw, even though he doesn't have any.
"As if you can leave your cave any way." Pinky snickered.
"You win." Pitch mumbled, as he sat down.
"I know. I normally do." Pinky shrugged.
"What do I have to do?" Pitch rolled his eyes.
"You have to be with slender man for 3 years of your life." Pinky held up three fingers to emphisize her point.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Pitch cried in agony.
"Any way, now that, that is over with, the next reviewer, is FrostFan."
"Another fangirl?" Jack asked.
"Most likely." Pinky shrugged.
"Jelouse?" Jack smirked.
"Nope, not one bit! Any hack they said,
I dare Jack to sit on Bunny's lap for the rest of the show and snuggle and hug him like he's a giant teddy bear." Pinky smirked and turned to Jack.
"I have to do what now?" Jack stood with his mouth wide open, as his staff hit the floor.
"You see why I'm not jelouse?" Pinky's smirked grew.
Jack nodded, and just stared st the screen wide eyed. "You might have to wait for your dare. At least untill Bunny finishes his chocolate." Pinky smiled, at least she had someone like him to keep the bad memories of the past away.
"AAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGG!" Jack groaned.
Pinky rolled her eyes at the child like antics her friends posessed. "The next reviewer is Moonpie, and she said,
Hrm, hrm...let ne just say that this is hilarious. Here are some dares.
North: you don't have a dare.
Tooth:...sing the teenage mutant ninja turtles theme song while dressed up like master splinter
Bunny:shrink to your little tiny bunny self and dance to the hamster song!
Jack: I am not one of your fangirls(evil grin) so you have to... Travel to the once-was-planet Pluto and stay there for 24 hours.
And finally Pitch: *squeals like a fangirl* you have to get a white mask that covers half of your face and sing Music of the Night from Phantom of the Opera-I know you can!
Can't wait for an update Pinky!
The hamster song! OH MY GOD I LOVE THAT SONG! Even though it's short, and silly, it's sooooo cute!" Pinky sqealed.
Pitch started singing, but since I'm a idiot. I won't type it down, I DON'T KNOW HE'S SAYING I'M SORRY!
"Okay, people one thing I must point out, and ask of you people to do. If you don't have a dare for someone, don't write it down. Simple enough. Good? Good." Pinky crossed her arms and sat back on the couch.
"TO PLUTO!"Jack tried to throw himself into a portal, but Pinky stopped him before it was to late.
"WAIT, SHE SAID SOMETHING ELSE ABOUT YOUR DARE!" Pinky called out, all most dropping her computer to the ground since it rested on her lap.
"Well, what was it?"
"She said,
Oh and did I mention that Jack can't have his staff on Pluto? Haha lets see how long he lasts with out his precious staff!" Pink added a meniacla laugh at the end to add effect.
"Fine!" Jack huffed, as he went through the portal.
"OK, one headache down and a few more to go."
"HEY!" Bunny crossed his arms.
"I'm just kidding, anyhack, the next reviewer is Mintsoff,(yay) and she said,
Uh its okay. I guess I could dare Jack and Tooth to divorce each other. If they want to course. Carbs, this chapter was long and sooo many dares. I admit I skimmed through some dares and truths. Sorry for so.
Can I draw eyebrows on Pitch. He seems like her is missing on the eyebrows loves? Whatever. I am just going to sit here and sign. Huhhhh. ._. I'm okay though.
Imma get my muffins and just eat them while starin at my Sandy hair. Its so shiny. Thanks for it. It is so as flat and lifeless as Pitch's hair that I cut in his sleep last night. /._./
You rock Pinky. Im still have to read your time to remember story. Im going to begin right now because you said you were having troubles with the sequel. I want to see if I can help by giving any ideas if so.
Bye...
Thank's for the help on my other story, and Jack and Tooth already divorced. Plus, I wish I was able to skip some of this, BUT I HAVE TO WRITE IT TO DO THAT. Sorry, just this is too much people, I personaly think this is my most poplular story. Thanks!" Pinky sighed.
Just then this random girls (a.k.a. Mintsoff) jumps on Pitch with a marker and draws eye brows on him, and just like that she vanishes into thin air.
"That was strange. Anyway, the next reviewer, is guardianofartbravery, and they said,
Hi. This time I do have a dare. FOR EVERYONE! I will transport myself there and will be present for now and the rest of the chapter. Okay lets get started.
Tooth: I triple dare you to trap yourself in a room with no form of escape and no wings for a week listening to nothing but inappropriate cursed out rap music and the only form of food being black coffee and lollipops!
Pitch: Scare Rebecca Black ( Friday song girl), Justin Bieber, Rhianna, Beyoncé, Vannessa Hugdens, and Taylor Swift to death using every weakness and phobia they have against them!
Pinky: I dare you to get trapped in real life slenderman but there is only one room and slenderman is facing YOU! AND YOU HAVE NO WEAPON! YAY!
North: I dare you to bake your own cookies today.
Bunny: I dare you to play Dance central three with me and we must do every dance.
Sandy: I dare you to give me nothing but dreams about Jack and if I was a guardian.
Baby Tooth: I like you so here have a cupcake! And are you like Jack's little sister now? nod for yes shake your head for no. Have a nice day B. T. You are SO ADORABLE! I wanna hug you!
Jackson Overland Frost: Its really hot where I am at so I dare you to give my town a snow week starting tomorrow! And you also need to stay with me that week also. Do whatever you need to do before tomorrow but after this chapter. You also need to give me a hug and a kiss that must last for at least one minute.
Welll that is all. Check out my profile if you have time to. Lets see what else this chapter brings.
Oh my god, do you people hate me?!" Pinky sighed. Just then a portal opened up and a person came out.
"I'm guessing that, that is guardianofartbravery." North pointed.
"HI." The guardian of art bravery sat down on the couch and almost fainted.
"Pitch do your job. And you can come back when your done scaring them to death." Pinky snapped and Pitch vanished before he could say anything.
"And you!" Pinky pointed at the guardian of art bravery. "I now, hate you." Pinky's voice was pracically dripping of venom
"You love me and you know it." She replied.
"Whatever." Pinky huffed. "I'll be back, hopefully and *snaps* Jack say hello to the guardian of art bravery, and Bunny get your dancing shoes on."
"I was gone for a full month!" Jack stood up.
"Well, time is different here. How was I supposed to know? And let's hope Slendy is feeling merciful." Pinky shed only one tear before she snapped sending her to the room where the alegend Slender man awaited for her arivel.
5 hours later
Pinky was teleported back into the room, being held by the collar of her shirt by slenderman, who just dropped her on the ground and stood in the backround of the whole thing.
Meanwhile, Pinky was crying her eyes out.
"Pinky are you ok?" Jack used the wind to fly over to her and to comfort her about what ever happened.
"I'mmm…. I'm….." Pinky couldn't finished her sentence, as she just lached on to Jack and just sobbed harder.
Jack on the other hand just rubbed soothing circles and hope that she will calm down soon so they could finish the dares, that and he really cared about her.
They just stood in the position, untill Pinky's crys turned into hicups.
"Jack?
"Yeah?"
"Where's Baby Tooth?"
"I think she's went withTooth when she left." Jack shrugged.
Pinky finnally managed to regualte her breathing, and continued. "Ok then so she do her dare. So I guess we can go to the next reviewer."
"Ya, but Bunny's pretty tierd, and Sandy finally did his dare, to put her out and give her dreams. Plus it gave Bunny a break. You should have been here, Bunny failed miserably."
Pinky smiled, "Ya, I should have. Anyhack *spots slenderman* *hides behind Jack* the next reviewer is angelwithashotgun and they said,
Wow great chapter love it . I was having a very depressing day today feit like I was gonna die but I read ur story and it made my day. I want to thank u pinky ur a and yes my user name is the name of a song its my favorite !but now to the dares...
North: what's the whole point of christmas ?like how was it created and how do u come in the story ?
Tooth:u have to dress up like ur fave disney princess 4 a day
Sandy: I feel bad 4 the last dare sooooo u have to make me a rainbow sparkley unicorn !
Bunny:would u really make me a boomerangs? That would be awesome!anyways 4 ur dare u have to go on a date with me!(yah deal with it u fangirls I'm talking to u myheartsdesire )oh to give u an idea I'm 5"3,tan,have super long chestnut hair,golden brown eyes, and I'm mexican.
So that's ur dare!
Pitch:marrie the sparkley unicorn and live in the super sparkley rainbow room 4 a week !
Bunny go get ready for your date!" Pinky laughed, but continued to hide behind Jack.
"I'm back." Pitch made a totally not interesting entrance.
"Good to know. Sandy! How's the unicorn doing?!" Pinky yelled from across the room.
"Owww, you yelled in my ear and most likely busted an eardrum." Jack started to lead Pinky to the couch.
"Sorry." Pinky complied to going near the couch, but she stayed behind Jack.
"I would be glad to make you boomerangs in exchange for me not going on a date with you." Bunny crossed his arms.
"Bunny by then it would be too late. Just go, it won't kill anyone." Pinky rolled her eyes, just then she looked down and noticed Sandy had tugged on her sleeve to tell her that the unicorn was ready.
"Good, now Pitch has a bride." Pinky smirked.
"I what?" Pitch started wide eyed at the girl with the computer.
"You have to marry the sparkly unicorn, and live in the sparkly rainbow glitterific room for a week."
"I'm going to the date with angelwithashotgun, I'll be back hopefully." Bunny walked through the portal, so quikly that pinky couldn't get a good look at what he was wearing.
"Hey Sandy, can you marry in the verb tense, Pitch and your unicorn? I need to ask slash type down North's respons to the questions." Pinky pulled out the puppy dog eyes, knowing he wouldn't resist.
Sandy rolled his eyes, and nodded. "Yay!" Pinky jumped back on her chair.
"Okay, while you people, and unicorn do that, North, what's the whole point of christmas ?like how was it created and how do u come in the story?"
"Cristmas, is about giving and spending time with family." Norht proclaimed.
"Really? I thought it was about celelbrating Jesus and his birth, then there's the question, how do you come into the story?" Pinky leaned in.
"I do not know." North sighed.
"MANDA GUEVO! COME ON! THAT'S IT?" Pinky raged as she jumped backwards on the couch, in comeplete disbelief. While Jack was laughing like a maniac.
"You would think that someone like you, who has been around for so long, would what part they play in their own holiday." Jack said in between laughs. "Wait, what does manda guevo mean?"
"It's a Costa Rican thing, it sort of means like shame or shame on you."
"Oh, that makes sence."
"Whatever, let's continue, we got a LOT of reviews to go through. The next reveiwer is angelwithashotgun, and they said,
Oh I forgot jack and pinky ! :O how could I? Anyway ur dare is to make it official and just be boyfriend and girlfriend. You will thank me later I and pinky r u okay?I was worried when u had to set urself on fire I hope ur okay big hug 4 u!ohohoh carrots 4 bunny
GOD DANG IT YOU REMEMBERED US! Atleast it's not as bad." Pinky sighed, "Yes, I'm fine, I had third degree burns, but being here I healed faster than any human could. Thank you for caring, I think you were the only one who cared to point that out, your now one of my favorites." Pinky smiled.
"So I guess that means we're taken." Jack said as he walked up to Pinky from behind her and kissed her on the cheek.
"I guess it does. SO, the next reviewer is night-corpse, and they said,
OMG! PLEASE DONT USE MY DARE! MY BFF CHANGED IT! PLEASE!
You can use the one for bunny but please not the dare!
Well, we don't know what the dare was, so I guess your safe, I'll try to remember the thing for Bunny when he gets back. Any hack, the neaxt reviewer is bunny and they said,
love it .
your stories are awesome.
you are my favorite writer.
sorry that you have two guestaccounts with the same dares my computer was doing crazy.
i am hyperactivity right now so you are warned.
dares ( i think):
Pitch: do the salt and ice challenge
Tooth: do the water challenge
North: do the salt and ice challenge with Pitch
kangaroo/bunny: you are awesome so you are free to go.
Sandy: do a imittation of a cat.
Jack: you are cute so you are free to go
Pinky:you are awesome and my favorite writer so you are free to go
I now feel bad for Pitch and North, the ice and salt challenge is just as bad as the cinnimon challenge" Pinky stared wide eyed at the screen.
"What is this salt and ice challenge?"
"It's when you put salt on your arm and then you put an ice cube on top. In this case since you'll be doing it with Pitch, the winner is who ever can have it the longest." Pinky declared.
"I will win then." North boomed.
Just then pitch came back into the room, riding the sparkly unicorn. When he was in front of Pinky, he got off of the unicorn, or better yet his wife, he pointed to the camera. "I HATE ALL OF YOU." Pitch huffed.
"Now, that you're here, you both can do the ice and salt challenge. If you don't know what that is, Jack can explain it to you, I'll go get the materials." Pinky, once again, stupidly left her computer unguarded, as Jack explained the whole situation to Pitch. And in the back round, you could see Sandy imitating a cat, but North, was preparing, for the cold, and Jack was explaining, while Pitch listened, and Tooth and Bunny were both gone. So, no one saw Sandy. Pinky's title of the queen of loop poles is in danger.
"I got the ice and the salt." Pinky walked back in.
"Good, now we can get it over with." Pinky huffed again as he sat next to North.
"Got the salt on?" Pinky got the stop watch ready, just in case it was a close call.
"Ready!" Shouted Pitch and (but mostly) North. Pinky cover one of her ears since her other hand had the stop watch.
"Geeze, calm down guys. Alright, on your mark," Pinky, started.
Pitch and North, both grabbed and ice cube, that Jack made himself *insert small evil laugh here*.
"Get set." As they both readied the ice cube over the salt, Pitch nervousely looked over at North, since he was a russian, he might win this. Like, let's be real, he lives in the north pole.
"Go!" Pinky clicked the stop watch, as they both (Pitch and North) placed the ice cube on their salted arms.
"Wow, I melts fast." Pitch widened his eyes… let's see how long they last.
20 seconds….
Pitch started looked like he ate a raw lemon with a bunch of sour candy, while North just had a look of discomfort, but their minds had then same thought, it was just a matter of showing it.
40 seconds…..
North, now looked more agitated, and Pitch had a very weird looking face. If you asked me he looked constipated. But still neither had said anything, or made any noise, it was obviouse they were holding it in.
1 minute….
"Ahhhhhhh" Pitch cried out, "How long are we supposed to have it?"
"For you, just longer than North and vise versa." Pinky shrugged.
1 minute and 30 seconds….
"This is very….. cold." North's face was all scrunched up, and both him and Pitch, had their hands in fists.
Pitch kept making disorinted goat grunts, and he kept banging his fist on the coffe table.
"Pitch can you stop that? It's annoying and you might break it." Pinky huffed.
"You try doing this!" Pitch snapped.
"I hang out with Jack a lot, I think I can stand the cold." Pinky rolled her eyes.
2 minutes…
"I can not do this!" Noth flung his arm, throwing the ice cube in Pinky's direction. Luckily, she ducked just in timew, before it hit her in the face, and it barly made it over her head.
"That was close!" Pinky breathed.
"I WIN! IN YOUR FACE! I WIN!" Pitch cheered, as he also flung his arms, but the ice stayed on.
"Take this off!" Pitch pracically ripped off the ice cube, as he continued cheering.
"I win, I win, I win, I win!"
"We get it, now that, that is over with, the next reviewer is a guest and they siad,
love it.
you are one of my favorite writers , your stories are amazing.
i love all your stories.
dares:
Pitch: Put your hair in a silly style such as a pony tail on the top of your head and sing loudly 'I am a Little Teapot', complete with all the actions with Bunny.
Bunny: sing loudly 'I am a Little Teapot', complete with all the actions with Pitch.
Sandy:Have the player on your right sit on your lap for the next two rounds.
North:Mix different types of sauces and eat what you get.
Tooth:Put on a blindfold and slow dance with a player. See if you can guess who it is by touch alone.
Jack: you are cute so you are free to go.
Pinky:you are awesome so you free to go.
have a great day.
Let's see I have a hair tie some where." Pinky looked around her area and in her pockets for her hair tie.
"Ummmm, babe…"
"Huh? What?" Pinky turn to Jack who had a smirk.
"I think your wearing the hair tie." Jack chuckled.
"Oh, oops." Pinky blushed, and hid her face, as she took off her hoodie.
"Hear let me." Jack gently took off the hair tie, and Pinky's chocolate brown hair, fell to the middle of her back. And finally we got to see what Pinky looked like. She had chocolate eyes that matched her hair and a peach and caramel like color to her skin.
"Jack can I have the hair tie back?" Pinky raised her eyebrow.
"Oh, ya, sure." Jack shook his head as he gave the hair tie back to Pinky.
"you ok?"
"Ya, why wouldn't I be?"
"Just asking." Pinky raised her hands in surender.
"Oooooohhhhh Piiittccchhh." Pinky sang in the creppiest voice possible, you could almost see the color from Pitch's face leave and drain to the floor.
"Yes?"
"Come here."
"What if I don't want to?" Pitch crossed his arms. But, Pinky teleported behind Pitch, and flew so she was at his level.
"Then I'll have to do this." Pinky whispered in his ear, then just before he could turn around, she grabbed his hair and put it into the pony tail, plus some gel, with out him knowing it.
When Pinky was done, she flew in front of him and doubled over with laughter.
You….you look even stupider than when you don't have eyebrows! XD"
"Well, at least I don't have to type all of this up later." Pitch huffed.
"Ok, fine, go over there with bunny and sing 'I'm a little tea pot'. Plus, I put gel in your hair."
"WHAT?!"
"I got the last laugh :P" Pinky started laughing again, while Pitch stommped over to where Bunny was, and they sang 'I'm a little tea pot'.
"Oh and one more thing guys. They said you have to sing 20 times." Pinky pointed out. But, Jack came from behind her, and read her screen.
"It doesn't say that."
"I know. But don't tell them XD they're going to kill me." Pinky laughed once more, as she handed the weird liquid shake thing, that North was supposed to drink.
"what is in here?" North eyed the drink suspiously.
"Meh, some BBQ sauce, hot sauce, sweet and sour, some ranch, kechup, mustard, and some other things that I randomly threw in this." Pinky counted off.
North sighed, "Just give it to me."
As Pinky handed North the drink, North moved from his spot on the couch and went to sit on Sandy's lap.
When North was finished, he imediantly ran to either the nearest trash can, or to the bath room. Sadly, I was being stupid and couldn't tell. BACK TO THIRD PERSON!
"While North, is busy vomiting, or whatever, let's go to the next review. The reviewer, goes by Jackson Overland. YOU AGAIN! Back off he's mine! Any way, they said,
Guess what? Every one gets dares this time!
Jack: I can wait for marriage. besides; it's only a week. However; you rejecting me kinda ticked me off so I hereby sentence you to one hour in the slender forest.
Bunny: Eat a raw egg.
Tooth: Spray paint Pitche's lair pink.
Santa: Drink a strawberry and brocoli shake.
Sandy: This is a question. Do you ever get dreams or nightmares?
Pinky: kiss a squid. (Sky army 4eva!)
Pitch: Dye your hair Multi colored and see a dentist for the love a Manny!
By the time I get this up, it's going to be past a week, but hey, not here, so the week is not over! What ame I doing with my life?" Pinky sighed.
"Do I really have to go?" Jack pleaded.
"Well, Slenderman is here, so I guess your safe, good luck though, I'm pretty sure that there are more monsters than Slanderman." Pinky clapped, and looked back to her screen.
"I HATE YOU! Why did you have to make me kiss a flipping sqiud!" Pinky raged while, Pitch and Bunny where still singing 'I'm a little tea pot'.
"Any way, imma go last. Sandy, do you get dreams and or nightmares?"
Sandy only shook his head, and rubbed his arm, thus making dream sand fly around and gradualy land on the ground.
"I think I understand. Since your made of "good dreams" that's all you get?" Pinky asked.
Sandy nodded his head, and went into the kitchen to make North the smoothie. How, would I know that? Because he came out of the kitchen at the same time North came back from where evere he was, and handed him a pink liquid type thing, with the occasional green speck.
"EWWWWWW!" Pinky shut her eyes tight, while North drank the smoothie.
"Done!" North threw the glass to the floor.
"North! What the heck?! That was my favorite glass!" Pinky whined.
"Sorry."
"Whatever, HEY BUNNY THINK FAST!" Pinky put a raw egg without the shell, in a mini catapult, and launched it in Bunny direction, when his mouth was open.
"BULL'S EYE!" Pinky cheered, while Bunny was coughing, wide eyed and partly glaring at Pinky, and all she did was shrug.
"Pitch prepare to have verry colorful hair." Pinky rolled all of the R's, to make it sound weird, and a little creepy.
Luckily, thank's to Pinky's power, all she did was snap, and Pitch suddenly had clown hair, and Pinky even made it into an afro, sadly it looked stange, because of the gel pony tail.
"I'll bring Jack back after I kiss the sqiud, then kill it." Pinky muttered the last part, and left to find a squid.
After a scream, and a sound of glass breaking. Pinky came back, and huffed, and sat down on the couch, looking just fine, a little mad, but fine.
"Pinky, what was that?"
"Well, I kissed the squid, then I took out my budder sword (it's spelled butter, but the way skyarmy says it is budder) then, when I went to stab it, it grabbed a vase and threw it at me. Luckily, I ducked in time, but it shattered on inpact with the floor. It was a strong squid, but I guess I now have free fried kalamarie." Pinky smiled.
"Let's bring Jack back, so we can continue with the dares, and or truths." Pinky clapped, and Jack fell through the ceiling.
"What the heck was that?" Pinky started looking around, but she spotted Slenderman again, and looked directly at her screen.
"The next reviewer is The Girl on Fire, and she said,
SORRY GUYS,I GOT NEW IDEAS FOR DARES AND I DIDN'T WANT TO TYPE IN THE LITTLE NAME THINGY! Ok,before I dare anyone thought I should clear some things is gone,I told him Pitch had enough,I let him do that aslong as he doesn't try to take over the world or bring in a new Dark ,he's kinda your biggest fan,all he wanted was an autogragh and I should really tell you guys this,HE WILL NOT KILL ANYONE,ESPECEALY PITCH,YOU 2 PRACTICLY DO THE SAME THING.(takes deep breath) Ok just thought I should tell you that Slenderman killing people is a roumer.(Slenderman breaks down) (Slenderman:All I wanted was a chance meet THE Pitch Black and he's SCARED OF ME !) Great,now you've made him cry. I chose the songs based parts of the movie and I could see them fitting in,e.g Nothing To Remember kinda makes me think of when Jack woke up and the parts at Tooth's place and at Antartica with the tooth box thing,so I decided it would be his song. TIME FOR DARES
Jack,yell 'FREEZE RAY' whenever you're about to freeze something like Gru from Despiciable Me
Bunny,spray paint 'DISTRICT 9 AND 3/4 FOREVER' on a wall at a Hunger Games convention
Pitch,just give Slenderman an auotograph
Pinky,let Slenderman play Truth or Dare
Slenderman,I'll give you an easy one cos it's your 1st time playing this,sing Safe and Sound by Taylor Swift while I play a video I made of clips fromThe Hunger Games and Rise of the Guardians
Manny,let everyone call you Vector
OMG can you take a break! And Slenderman's already here, so I guess that means he's playing, so while he does his dare, and stuff, I'll send Bunny to his possible death, and or whatever." Pinky ranted.
While Pitch was signing a paper Slander man shoved in his face, Slendy started sighing. During all of this, Pinky had to shove Bunny through the portal and toss him a spray can.
"This might take a while" Pinky sighed.
30 minutes later
A portal opened with Bunny stepping out with a verry strong shiver.
"You ok?" Pinky ran over to him.
"YA, just that the convention was so…. Soo…cold."
"Well, every one welcome Manny!" Pinky snapped and Manny apeared next to her, while the audience went wild.
"Why am I here?" Manny had to yell over the croud, as he looked behind to see a great caos, going on.
"You have to let everyone call you Victor, and while Bunny was gone I looked through some of the reviews and you have some dares so I suggest you stay." Pinky sighed and spun on her heal to face the small fight that had erupted some how.
"QUIET!" Every one stopped and stared at Pinky and Victor (manny).
"Manny what are…"
"Nope, he will go by Victor for the time being. Let's go to the next review."
Pinky walked over to the couch and logged in to her computer since it went to sleep. "the next reviewer is Jackson Overland, and they said,
Okay. You know what? I have another dare for Jack.
Jack: MARRY ME! Dump Pinky and marry me! I'll be there in a few. So if you see a tan girl with blue eyes and blond hair that goes to the middle of her back; it's me
P.S. I am SUCH a fangirl
I've noticed." Pinky leaned away from her computer in hopes that it will do something.
Just then a portal opened and a girl that fit the description ran out and just as she was about to tackle Jack, Jack took out his staff and yelled "FREEZE RAY!"
She was frozen in a block of ice, and couldn't move. "Hey, guardianofartbravery, can you move her to that corner?" Pinky pointed over to the farthest corner.
After guardianofartbravery muttered something that no one could hear, she pushed the other girl in to the corner.
"You know you can't escape that girl forever Jack." Pinky smiled at his attemts to dodge marriged again.
"I can try." Jack shrugged and nervously laughed.
"Any hack, the next reviewer is Myheartsdesire, and they said,
Ermergerd I real all of this before going to bed. It's hilarious. And yes I was one of those who fangirled when bunny winked lol now pardon me for a moment *walk up and kiss bunny passionately on the lips* mmm delicious :) you're my fav bunny and your accent is sexy as hell! Your an awesome writer and as for the bad memories brought up...:( hug for you too! Keep being awesome everyone
Oh, you were the one angelwithashotgun talked to indirectly. And thanks, another person who acually cares-ish about me, even though you don't know me at all. " Pinky sat up and looked through her E-mail.
"Bunny, has some crazy fangirls. But, I wouldn't be suprized if they end up ripping him limb from limb." Pinky shrugged.
"While, those two are one sided kiising or making out, the next reviewer is chocykitty, and this review is SUPER long, they said,
Okay, I have a few things to say. First, thy grammar needeths much improvement.
But the hilarity makes up for it, so... Yeah. I'm gonna submit some dares! Guess what? I ENJOY TORTURING PEOPLE! MUAHAHAHAHA!
Dare List:
1: I dare Jack to divorce whoever he is currently married to and marry 'Pinky', while both of them are spray-painted rainbow and wearing lollipops in their hair and on their forehead and eyes.
2: I dare Sandy to sing Bohemian Rhapsody (by Queen). WITH VOICE! REALLY LOUD!
3: I dare North to put everybody from the 'Naughty list' to the 'nice list' and vice versa... And leave it that way.
4: I dare Bunny to kiss the Man In the Moon for at least pi amount of seconds.
5: I dare Tooth to stab somebody. Don't care who.
6: I dare Pitch to eat a giant pickle resembling the one from Arlo Guthrie's "Motorcycle song".
7: I dare Pinky to scuba dive from an airplane that is eating a cupcake made from a ceiling.
8: I dare Sandy to eat a ceiling, complete with wiring.
9: I dare Pinky and Jack to sing 'I See The Light' from Tangled together.
10: I dare North to dress up as either Rapunzel, Mulan, or Tinkerbell.
11: I dare Bunny to snog the Groundhog for twelve and a half minutes.
12: I dare 'Manny' to make the Groundhog and Pitch official Guardians.
13: I dare Pinky to cheat on Jack with Pitch by snogging him, but for them still not to divorce.
14: I dare Sandy to randomly turn into a digital clock.
15: I dare Tooth to kiss Albus Severus Potter, from the Harry Potter books.
16: I dare Jack to eat a packet of skittles and TASTE THE RAINBOW!
Now for truths!
I'm nicer on these. See?
Why does Jack have such an aversion to shoes?
Who does BUNNY have a crush on?
Has Sandy ever eaten a popsicle made from honey?
Okay. now I'm done.
Oh, and the option for refusing these is a CENTURY in the room that they all appear to be afraid of, plus Slenderman wielding MAGIC! And whatever weapon is desired! And random creatures that steal faces and paint them RAINBOW before flushing them down toilets!
Wow, ummm ya, I know my grammer is horrific, but thses chapters are really long, so I'm to lazy to revise them and stuff, so once I finish it goes up on to the interwebs. Not the smartest thing to do, but I don't want to keep you guys waiting." Pinky sighed, this is going to take FOREVER!
"I get to marry Pinky. What the heck?" Jack looked over Pinky's shoulder, and at the computer.
"I love you too Jack" Pinky curled up into a ball on the couch and blocked out all of the sound.
"Come on Pinky get up, we have to go."
"But I'm tired." Pinky muttered.
5 hours later
"And we're married, it took a while, but it just happened." Jack turned on the camera.
"No more, dares like from that one person, and I can stay with Pinky."
"Thanks Jack! Good to know that you won't try to cheet on me, but with these people, you never know what's going to happen." Pinky gestured to her computer.
"SANDY START SINGING! AND QUE THE MUSIC!"
"is this the real life
Is this just fantasy
Caught in a land slide
No escape from reality
Open your eyes
Look up to the skys and seeeee
I'm just a poor boy
I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come
Easy go
Little high
Little low
Anyway the wind blows
Doesn't really matter to me
To me
Mama, just killed a man
Put a gun against his head
Pulled my trigger now he's dead
Mama, life had just begun
But I've gone and thrown it all way
Mama ooohhhh
Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomarrow
Carry on
Carry on
As if nothing really matters
To late
My time has come
Send shivers down my spine
Body's achen all the time
Goodbye everbody
I've got to go
Got to leave you all behind and face the truth
Mama oooohhhh
(anyway the wind blows)
I don't want ot die
Sometimes wish I've never been born at all
(guitar solo)
I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouche
Scaramouche
Will you do the fandango
Thunderblot and lighting
Very, verry frightning me
Galileo
(galileo)
Galileo
(Galileo)
Galileo figaro
Manifico-o-o-o
I'm just a poor boy
Nobody loves me
He's just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him, his life from this monstrosity
Easy come
Easy go
Will you let me go
Bismillah!
No!
We will not let you go
(let him go)
Bismillah!
We will not let you go
(Let him go)
Bismillah!
We will ont let you go
(Let me go)
Will not let you go
Let me go!
Will not let you go
Let me go-o-o-o
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Oh mama mia
Mama mia
Mama mia
Let me go
Beelezebub has a devil put a side for me
For me
For me
So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye
So you think you can love me and leave me to die
Ohhh baby
Can't do this to me
Baby
Just got to get out
Just got to get right out of here
(guitar solo)
Ooooooohhhhhh
Oohh ya
Oooohh ya
Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters
Nothing really matters
To me
Any way the wind blows" at some point Pinky started singing along and helped finish, the end of the song.
"I love that song." Pinky sighed with a smile on her face.
During the song North did his dare, as well as Bunny/ Victor (manny) and Pitch did his dare as well.
"So that's dare's 1-5 since Tooth isn't here." Pinky concluded, walking to get a parachute, and out the door.
By the time Pinky came back, Sandy was just about done eating the ceiling provided by a random stranger.
"Time for the two love birds, to sing a duet." Bunny smirked.
"shut up!" shouted Jack as Pinky started to sing
"All those years watching from the windows
All those yearsoutside looking in
All that time never even knowing
Just how blind I've been
Now I'm here
Blinking in the starlight
Now I'm here
Suddenly I see
Standing here
It's all so clear
I'm where I'm meant to be
And at last I see the light
And it's like the fog has lifted
And at last I see the light
And it's like the sky is new
And it's warm and real and bright
And then world has somehow shifted
All at once eveything looks different
Now that I see you" Pinky paused as the invisible music played for both Pinky and Jack, then Jack started to sing.
"all those days chasing down a daydream
All those years living in a blur
All that time never truly seeing
Things the way they were
Now she's here shining in the starlight
Now she's here, suddenly I know
If she's here it's crystal clear
I'm where I'm meant to go" then Pinky started to sing with Jack as the chorus came again.
" and at last I see the light
And it's like the fog has lifted
And at last I see the light
And it's like the sky is new
And it's warm and real and bright
And the world has somehow shifted
All at once everything is different
Now that I see you
Now that I see you" Jack and pinky finished with the audience and the guardians including Victor (manny) clapping and cheering.
Without warning, Jack picked up Pinky bridal style and kissed her.
"So ready to finish this?"
"I wish we still have to finish that review, and we still have more." Pinky sighed.
While, those two were singing, North dressed up as Mulan, and Bunny *shiver* snogged the groundhog, and Victor made the groundhog and Pitch officail *temporary* guardians as he put it.
"Ok, so while I go blah Pitch, Sandy find some way to turn into a digital clock, and Jack TASTE THE RIANBOW!" Pinky kissed him again and whispered, "I'm so sorry. I don't want to do this as much as you don't want me to."
time skip whatever minutes
"So, Jack, why no shoe's? that your question." Pinky came back from puking, and brushing her teeth after THAT.
"I don't wear shoe's because, I find very uncomfortable, and it helps me comect with my season." Jack stated as he glared at Pitch.
"Ok, Sandy, have you tasted a popsicle made of honey?" Pinky asked also glaring at Pitch/ the computer.
Pinky looked up, and Sandy shook his head and frowned. "so, I take it that you want to try one?"
Sandy nodded his head, "Well, I don't have any. But, I'm pretty sure they're easy to make or that they taste awesome." Pinky shrugged.
"And last but not least Bunny! Who do you have a crush on?" Pinky leaned over her computer and closer to Bunny.
Bunny sighed, "The spring spirit, now you know, so what. It's not like the sheila likes me back." Bunny sulked further into the couch.
"It's ok Bunny. We'll get her to like you after this is over, promise. So, the next reviewer is ciczchan, and they said
Hey, Pinky. I love your story. It's really great and funny.
Since this is my first time doing something like this, I'll go easy.
Pinky: sing Alive be Suberchick
Tooth: since you had to eat and drink a lot of sweets, I dare you to go brush your teeth
Bunny: ...I got nothing, so your free. But I would like to say that Easter is my favorite holiday. And you don't really look like a kangaroo.
Jack: ...kiss Pinky (Sorry Pinky)
Pitch: ...again I got nothing
I don't know who suberchick is." Pinky frowned.
"Who cares?" Jack walked up to Pinky and kissed her. "What difference does it make?"
"I don't know. Don't bury me, I'm not yet dead
(yet dead)
(yet dead)
(yet dead)
(yet dead)
Don't bury me, I'm not yet dead
(yet dead)
(yet dead)
Don't bury me, I'm not yet dead
Not a halfing zombie with no head
Not a stepford wife made to obey
Don't want to go through life that way
I'm alive
I'm alive
That's what I say
I'm alive
I'm alive
Gonna live that way
I'm alive
I'm alive
That's what I say
I'm alive
And I'm gonna live today
Do robots dream of electric sheep
I need to live my dreams
Not just in my sleep
I've been holed up here. But it's time to leave
I need to make my move while I've air to breath
Don't give me drugs, no novacaine
I must be alive 'cuase I still feel pain
We were born with wings
We were made to fly
We were made to live
While were still alive
I'm alive
I'm alive
That's what I say
I'm alive
I'm alive
Gonna live that way
I'm alive
I'm alive
That's what I say
I'm alive and I'm gonna live today
I'm alive
I'm alive
That's what I say
I'm alive
I'm alive
Gonna live that way
I'm alive
I'm alive
That's what I say
I'm alive
I'm alive and I'm gonna live today
I'm alive
I'm alive
That's what I say
I'm alive
I'm alive
Gonna live that way
I'm alive
I'm alive
That's what I say
I'm alive and I'm gonna live today"
"Wow, that was intence."
"You're telling me. NOOO! More reviews! At this rate, we'll never get it done."
"What if we stop here?"
"Can't, but let's continue. The next reviewer is chiannicamillo, and they said,
Okay one, Pinky you just brightened my day with this chapter because I'm sore from doing Capoeira class today and two, North I think that Christmas is a little better than Easter (No offense Bunny!) since all of my family comes over and celebrates it!
Dares/Truth:
Bunny: I dare you to *giggles* dance to the song California Girls by Katy Perry!
Tooth and Pinky: I dare you to sing the a cappella version of the song Titanium
Sandy: Were you human before you became a guardian?
Jack: Can you make it snow on me and my younger brother, Jameson birthday? It's on November 17th. Ya left us hangin' last year!
You all are awesome! See ya!
Well, Tooth's not here, so I can't do my dare. And Sandy acually used to be a star. Weren't you Sandy?" Pinky turned her head to look at the shortest guardian.
Sandy, nodded in agreement. "Jack?"
"I'll try to make it snow, a person can only do so much." Jack put his handds up in defence.
"Jack, you're not human, you're a snow spirit." Pinky pointed out.
"Whatever." Jack huffed.
"Any way, while Bunny dances to that song, let's go the next reviweer. The next reviewer is Night-Corpse, and we will not do the dare, because of their previouse wishes, but they said,
OMG I LOVE THIS!
Dare timeXD
Tooth:Your too awesome
Jack: I dare you to sing 'Just give me a reason' by P!nk and Nate Ruess(dont know I spelt hi name right) with me
Truth for Bunny: Why do you keep saying 'sheila'?(again, dont know if I spelt that correctly)"
"I keep saying sheila, because it's autrailian slang for girl." Bunny said, as he continued dancing to the song.
"Good, any way, the next reviewer is KoalaCupcake, and they said,
Hi!
I love your story! It's awesome! :)
Dares:
Jack: I dare Jack to either sing a random song at the top of his lungs or spend a day in the room of scary weirdness
Tooth: I dare you to eat a giant cupcake and then brush your teeth
Pitch: I dare you to dress up as a rainbow unicorn for a day
Again I love your story!
Thank you! :)
Jack start singing, we need you for the next dares, I mean reviews." Pinky snapped and the costume apeared on Pitch.
"So, while, Jack sings, the next reviewer is Cleo-of-ice, and she said,
Hey ya! Did ya miss me? Tooth, kiss Sandy, Sooth pairings forever!
Sorry but Tooth, isn't here, soooooooo….." pinky looked through the reviews for the ones that hadn't done. "The next revewer is 21SidraCire, and they said,
Ohhh, so manny ideas. How do I choose.
North: confess your undying love for tooth.
Tooth: after North confesses to you, tackle him and make out with him until you can't hold your breath any more.
Sandy: become a cloude of dream sand and be inhaled by everyone.
Bunny: eat jacks staff.
Pinky: strip for Jack, then make out with him more to make him feel better.
The punishment for not doing your dare... Is to do your dare PLUS somebody else's dare.
Now, that is creepy, especialy for me." Pinky started to take off her hoodie, and t-shirt. Luckily, she had a tank top under her shirt. When, that was over, she walked over to Jack, and started to make out with him. He didn't hesitate to return the kiss.
Bunny then came out of nowhere, and tried to prie Jack's staff away while he was kissing Pinky. It worked. Bunny left the room and came back, with no staff, let's just say he ate it.
While, North, muttered something, about Tooth and love, Sandy self destruted, and everyone in the room fell asleep.
Time skip to when everyone wakes up
"That was not cool Sandy." Pinky snaped. Then she rememerbed that she was almost wearing nothing. So, she dived to the small pile of clothes, and put everything on in less than a minute.
"OK, now that, that is done with, the next reviewer is sliverfang493, and she said,
that was a really long chapter.
And I dare bunny to ummmmm... glue a bunch of cotton balls to his fur and dance around. Bunny is so going to look like a cloud! *SSSSSQQQQQQQQQQQQUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAA AAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLL*
She was hyper, she told me that after she posted the review, where's the glue?" Pinky sat up, and looked around.
"I got it!" Victor came in with the glue.
"Ok, good, now I have a few things to say, this will the last one. I'm sorry if we didn't get you today, or at all, but this is too much to handle, and new rule, no more singing requests. I get that we have good voices but they take forever to write." Pinky explained to the camera as bunny walked back into the room as fluffy as ever.
"OK? Anyhack, I'm also adding a date where you can review, if it's past that date I will not accept it, you would just have to save it for the next chapter. The date where the reviewing ends is on the 20th of October. The question of the day is why are the dinosaurs extinct? You can get creative on this one." XD "This is Pinky singing off
You say that I'm messing with your head…yeah yeah yeah….
*fade out*
