Last time on Total Drama Millenia, it was a day of LOVE. First off, Brandon and Hallie sat in awkward soup when the two just couldn't quite admit to themselves that they actually like each other. Secondly, Marcus and Gina did a canoe race against other budding romance, Jimmy and Jill. During that escapade, Mona KISSED Billy, only for Wilson to see, and decide that he wanted Mona for himself. Finally, Kirsten and Justin broke into the ruins and Kirsten read some hieroglyphics that may have accidentally, ACTUALLY cursed her team, instead of the 'pretend curse' that she THINKS that she placed on them. It's finally the day of our second challenge, and it looks like we got some SNOW. Who will tank under the pressure? Find out now, on total…Drama…MILLENIA!

Day 6

All in all, it was a peaceful snowy morning on Wuhu Island. Oddly however, it had snowed on a supposedly tropical island, and this was Chris's way of devising an extra special challenge for the ninety-nine remaining contestants. When everyone was for sure awake, Chef's voice boomed over the loudspeaker.

"ALL CONTESTANTS REPORT TO THE HEARTBREAK HILL," Chef called out, "RIGHT NOW!"

As to not upset the producers, all ninety-nine contestants slumped themselves onto the hill, standing on their team-mats in their everyday clothes, Chris showed up in a parka with a cup of cocoa in hand. He sipped it as he then addressed the ninety-nine shivering teens.

"Alrighty, we've finally made it to challenge number two! Six days in, three hundred fifty-nine to go!" Chris chuckled, all of the contestants, with the exception of a few, groaned. "So, without further ado, time to announce today's CHALLENGE!" Chris and Chef then gestured to the snow, which was basically everywhere. "What today's challenge is, because of the snow, is a full on, island-wide SNOWBALL FIGHT in your teams!"

"A snowball fight? Really?" Jackie questioned. "Honestly Chris, could these challenges be ANYMORE juvenile?"

"Probably not, but eh, not the point," Chris stated. "And because I don't feel like wasting time, no time to build forts, were starting this off with an all-out snow ball BRAWL. Those who escape, can regroup in their teams, those who don't, well…, you're out of the challenge. Because there're so many of you, one snowball, you're out."

"Wait, one ball gets us out? Not cool bro!" Eric whined.

"Hey, I never said that this challenge would be EASY did I!" Chris said with a chuckle. "Anywho, time's a-wastin' and I'm not getting any younger, so…, Chef, if you'd PLEASE!" On Chris's command, Chef blew into a horn, signifying that the challenge had indeed begun, this caused a mad scramble, with many contestants vying for themselves.

Sky tossed a snowball high into the air, but when he did, it came back down and landed on him, taking himself out of the game.

The mad scramble continued, contestants falling like flies, by the time that the scramble let out, about fifty remained.

"Man…, that was brutal," Billy whispered from behind a bush, where he was hiding with Marcus, Rita, and Gina.

"You got that right bro," Marcus stated. "Look out!"

Billy turned just in time, to have a snowball smack him directly in the face, its thrower was none other than Wilson.

"Yeah, that's right buddy, time to crawl out of the game like the wimp you are!" Wilson said with a smug look on his face.

"Ah, darn…, they got me…," Billy said. "Alright, good luck guys! Try to take him down, for me."

"I got you brotha!" Marcus called back behind him, as Marcus flashed a wild grin toward Wilson.

The people remaining on each team by this point were as follows:

Team Nintendo: Marcus, Rita, Gina, Dan, and Becky.

Team Awesome: Ben, Carter, Gabe, Noah, May, and Bridget.

Team Chris: Austin, Thomas, Megan, and Jackie.

Team Jalapeno: Tariq, DJ, Jasmin, Shannon, and Caroline.

Team Wuhu: Malachi, Bobby, Kevin, and Hayley.

Team Chef: Casey, Al, and Jessica.

Team Seven: Justin, Dave, Matt, Jake, HJ, Taylor, and Liz.

Team Sky: Tyler, Nate, Vince, Maddie, Katie, and Michelle.

Team Sea: Joe, Shrubz, Kory, and Morgan.

Team Lucky: Wilson, Greg, Mona, Layla, and Kirsten.

The rest of the people returned to the coziness of their hotels to await the end of the challenge, as there were still forty-nine people remaining in the challenge.

P.O.V: Team Chris.

"Okay, I know some war tactics, everybody just follow my lead!" Thomas stated.

"Follow your lead? Okay, no way man! I won the laser tag tournament back home six years running for my stealth tactics, we're doing what I say!" Austin replied.

"But I'm the only one here who actually has stealth TRAINING!" Thomas argued.

"And I didn't even need stealth training to win that tournament," Austin retorted. "What do you think ladies?"

"I think you're both stupid. This is a snowball fight, not the Battle of Waterloo," Megan stated with a roll of her eyes.

"And this also isn't history class. Let's just chuck snowballs, and hope we hit someone," Jackie stated.

(Confessional)

Austin: Hoping you hit someone is the point of the challenge…, ugh. Sometimes, I really wish I didn't sign up for this damn show…

Thomas: My army tactics should devise a perfect winning strategy! But for some reason, no one wants to listen. I know, I'm probably not the most discrete about being the only one here with any military background, but I can absolutely run this challenge if Megan, Jackie, and Austin would just let me lead the charge!

(End)

"Oh! Look, another team!" Jackie called out.

"Or just one person…, is that, HJ?" Austin asked.

"Never mind WHO it is, let's get him!" Megan yelled.

"Wait, n-no! Don't!" Thomas yelled. But it was too late. Jackie, Austin, and Megan had made a run attempt on the lonesome HJ, but little did they know; HJ was prepared.

"He's completely defenseless, snowballs ready!" Austin ordered.

However, HJ managed to slip two snowballs out from inside of his sleeves, Austin managed to duck, Jackie and Megan however, were not so lucky. Just as Austin rebounded from the attack, he managed to scoop up a snowball, and hurled it toward HJ. However, the silent giant used his coat to ride down the hill to safety, leaving Austin and Thomas as the only two remaining members of Team Chris.

(Confessional)

Austin: How the HECK did he DO THAT!

(End)

P.O.V: Team Lucky.

"We have to focus, I already took out a few people with my lucky throwing arm. I'm sure I'll be able to do it again if I-," Wilson began, but was interrupted by Mona.

"Why did you purposely attack Billy?" she grumbled.

"He was defenseless; his teammates obviously didn't see me coming, it was an easy out! All we gotta do is keep up that attitude, and we'll totally dominate this challenge," Wilson explained.

"Right, but now, we need to find a place to hide!" Layla stated.

"And we need to barricade ourselves from the cold. Frostbite could be a real issue for us, especially in a year long game," Greg added.

"We could hide in the ruins," Kirsten said. "Justin and I did never finish exploring them yesterday." The entire team gasped and looked at Kirsten in awe.

"You went in the ruins?!" Wilson gawked. "Why would you do that? That's against the rules!"

"I just wanted to see why, yeesh, it's not like this show has ever been a stickler for the rules anyway!" Kirsten argued.

"But what if you got kicked off?" Mona asked.

"Then Chris would be stupid for kicking off this season's most rating jewel competitor," Kirsten argued. "You guys worry too much."

"Well, what did you find?" Layla asked.

"Well, I found a wall of hieroglyphics. I learned to read that form of ancient writing awhile back," Kirsten explained.

"And, what did the hieroglyphics translate to?" Greg asked.

"They said something about whoever can transcribe this will themselves and all of their affiliates be cursed," Kirsten stated. The entire team again, gasped.

"Cursed?! You CURSED US!" Wilson yelled.

"No way! I mean, I did myself, but that stupid mumbo jumbo? Curses don't work unless they're spoken," Kirsten stated.

"Whatever! If we lose, we know who to blame," Wilson said, "right guys?" Greg, Layla, and Mona all looked at each other and nervously looked down, as another team showed up at the top of the hill that Team Lucky was bunkering at. "Another team! Prepare for battle Team Lucky, we've got a challenge to win!"

"Or to lose ya'll!" Carter said as he popped up out of the snow behind Team Lucky, getting Greg out, as the rest of Team Awesome used a canoe to sled down the hill.

"Nice move Carter!" Noah cheered. "Hey Team Lucky, looks like you guys may wanna think about changing your name about now!"

"Maybe you guys wanna lose!" Wilson said in retaliation. "Fire at will team!" Mona, Kirsten, and Layla responded by each throwing a snowball at Carter, but while the three were all focusing on one; Ben and Gabe were focusing on taking out the rest of Team Lucky. By the time the scuffle was over; only Wilson remained from Team Lucky, and Team Awesome still had Ben, Gabe, and Noah.

"Well, we got out, but at least we got to play in the snow! Right Bridget?!" May asked, screaming in Bridget's ear, before diving down and making snow angels.

"Ugh, right…, can we just go back to the stupid hotel, I hate the cold…," Bridget complained.

P.O.V: Team Seven vs. Team Sky

"By the graces of God's will, this snow ball shall be their downfall!" Vince yelled, as he tossed a snowball, which only got about two feet before dissolving back into its original powdery form. "Aw man…"

"That all you got? Come on guys! Time to show them what Team Seven can really do!" Jake yelled out, as he hurled a snowball, hitting Vince square in the face.

"Nice shot Jake, we might just win this one yet," Dave said, but just as Dave said that, Matt fell off the tree he was standing in, with a snowball on his head.

"I don't wanna school mommy today…," Matt mumbled.

"Who even threw that…?" Liz asked, as she peaked out, but much to her dismay, she too was struck down by a snowball.

"Yeah, keep the snowballs comin' Michelle!" Maddie cheered.

"Michelle! Michelle! She's our girl, if she can't do it, then we're…, gonna lose, probably…," Katie cheered.

"I'll take their whole entire team down if I have to!" Michelle yelled, as she began rapid firing snowballs.

"Man…, she's quick!" Justin said, as him and Dave ducked behind their bunker.

"You got that right, where's HJ?" Dave asked, as Jake collapsed backwards off of the bunker. However, HJ delivered just in time. The jet-ski from the pool-shed flew over the cliff's edge. HJ had mounted some sort of marshmallow bazooka on it that he was using to propel snowballs at the other team.

"Where does that guy come up with these things…?" Justin asked.

"What difference does it make? At least he's winning!" Dave yelled, as HJ soared across the snow, repeatedly firing snowballs at Team Sky. HJ managed to easily defeat Maddie and Katie, before he started circling back around.

"Um, move guys! Move!" Michelle ordered, as her, Nate, and Tyler started on the move again. HJ circled back around, attempting to mow down the three remaining Team Sky players, however, Team Sea came out of nowhere.

"Alright guys! Mow em' down! We've got the element of surprise!" Joe yelled, as Kory and Morgan ran in, snowballs ready; Shrubz was nowhere to be seen. Kory and Morgan managed to toss their snowballs in and take out Taylor and Justin, leaving Dave and HJ standing for Team Seven. Meanwhile, Team Sky seemed hopelessly surrounded when HJ closed in on them and took out Nate.

"Great. Just what we need, we're surrounded, and defenseless," Tyler said flatly.

"No giving up! We can still win this thing!" Michelle said.

Just as all of this nonsense was going on, both Teams Jalapeno and Wuhu came in out of nowhere. Malachi, Kevin, and Hayley used Bobby as a snowboard to get down the mountain quicker.

"Engarde! Full speed ahead mateys!" Kevin yelled out.

"Yeah! Excelsi-," Bobby added, as they flew off a cliff, but as his teammates leapt off of him, Bobby continued flying, and flew straight into a tree. He then slid off, and was then buried deep beneath the snow that fell off of it.

"Alright, we can so win this!" Malachi yelled as he looked at the incoming Team Jalapeno.

"Allow me!" DJ yelled out for Team Jalapeno, as he ran ahead and handsprung into the fray. As he was attacked by a swarm of snowballs, DJ managed to toss each back; taking out Dave, Tyler, Malachi, and Kevin in the process; effectively leaving HJ, Michelle, and Hayley as the only remaining members of their respective teams.

Suddenly, Team Nintendo dropped in from above, Becky pinpointed an exact location to drop snowballs from above, and the team effectively began attacking from above.

"How are they flying…?" Kory asked.

"It looks they're using a hangglider!" Joe pointed out, "RUN!" he called, but it was too late, Team Nintendo managed to take out both Joe AND Kory. The team also moved on over the four members of Team Jalapeno who weren't with DJ.

"Incoming!" Tariq yelled, as the snowballs started bombarding them. Tariq and Shannon got hit; however, Caroline and Jasmin managed to dodge the first round.

"Caroline, Jasmin! Catapult me up!" DJ yelled out, as the two shrugged, and prepared their hands in a cup like formation. They sprung DJ up to the hangglider, and allowed him to do his work.

Meanwhile, the rest of the teams showed up. Team Chef; only with Al, Casey, and Jessica ran in, however, Al slipped and caused the other two start rolling down the hill with him. Just as this was happening; Noah, Gabe, and Ben ran in with Wilson, whom they spared on his deal to help them pick off Team Nintendo, so that Billy could be sent home.

DJ was launched up to the hangglider, and grabbed ahold of Dan.

"Hey, hey…, let me go!" Dan yelled, just as Shrubz made his appearance, he aimed a snowball at the hangglider, breaking off one its wings, causing it to free fall out of the air, the only member of Team Nintendo that wasn't on it was Rita.

"Well…, that was anti-climactic," Rita commented, as she ran to check on her teammates.

Just as all of the teams convened in the middle of the battlefield, the Team Chef giant screaming snowball tumbled in, as the teams tried to run away, the giant snowball crashed into everyone, effectively burying the remaining players; just as Chris floated down on his jetpack.

Chris chuckled, "Wow," he said. "Never seen anything quite like that before!"

"Wait…, the challenge is over? But no one even lost!" Noah complained.

"Oh, someone did!" Chris stated, "Team LUCKY! Or in this case, not-so lucky!"

"Wait! WHAT?!" Wilson growled, "HOW?!"

"Well, if you watch the instant replay of that final moment, you were the first person to get hit by the giant screaming death snowball that Al accidentally created when he tripped down the hill, meaning…, you guys lost!" Chris said with a chuckle.

"Wow, that's great! Just great! Now we're gonna be down by TWO PLAYERS!" Wilson screamed.

"Well, don't worry Wilson, as a consolation prize for being the last member of your team standing, you win invincibility; JUST you though," Chris explained, "that means the other eight members of Team Lucky are all fair game!"

"So uh, Chris, if we took out the losing team, does that mean we won?" Casey asked; Chris simply chuckled.

"Um…, NO! Why would ya think that?" Chris asked, "There was no winner, only losers!"

"Oh COME ON!" Casey complained.

"Anyway; with an exciting challenge number TWO under our belts, and an elimination ceremony waiting in the wings tomorrow, which unlucky member of Team Lucky will be the second person out the elimination door?" Chris stated. "Find out in the next thrilling episode of total…Drama…MILLENIA!"

(End Episode 6)

Wow, right? Just, wow! Well, I bet by now it's a bit obvious whose getting the boot. But I'm still not going to spoil anything! Team Lucky just can't seem to get that luck that their team so rightfully symbolizes, can they? Anyway, I'd like to give a quick shout out to Wish I Was a Pirate. They seem to be the biggest fan of this story, and I appreciate their reviews on each and every chapter; thank you!

Sorry about this not being uploaded. Fanfiction's uploading services were offline ALL day. I understand if you all think I failed my promise to upload one chapter each day, but eh. To each their own. Hopefully this is a one time deal, and I can continue on with my promise, as this was not under my control. I hope you all understand and can forgive this minor infraction. Anyway,

Til' Next Time, Peace Out!