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Jake's POV
"We're back!" I called when we got in the house. Charlie and Billy were in the living room watching the game.
"Oh, good." Charlie said, "Renesmee, can you bring Billy and I some ice cream?"
"Yeah, dish or cone?" she asked from the kitchen.
"Dish!" They yelled at the same time. A few seconds later she glided in with 2 dishes of ice cream.
I smiled at her, "I'll get my own."
She scowled at me and went to the kitchen. I was right behind her. "So what is your diet exactly?" I asked as she scooped out some ice cream for herself.
"Some animal blood, some human food." She said as she turned to face me.
I nodded, "So where are your parents?"
She looked at me and shrugged. Then she licked her ice cream cone. Hard. On. Immediately. Fuck. Her eyes swept over me, she smirked when she realized what was going on. She kept licking her ice cream in a seductive way. I couldn't take my eyes off of her. Before I knew what I was doing, I lifted her up and set her on the kitchen counter.
"Baby, if you keep eating like that, I'm going to end up fucking you in your grandpa's kitchen."
She shoved me off and went to the doorway, "Who says you get to fuck me again?" And with that, she took off to the living room. "Ok, well, I'm tired, I'm going to bed." She announced to Charlie and Billy.
"Ok, good night." Charlie replied.
She past me on her way up the stairs, "I expect my underwear back, Jacob." She whispered into my ear.
I smiled, I intended to give them back, and I came up with the best idea how to do so. "Hey Charlie, can you give Billy a ride home, I got some protecting business to take care of."
"Oh, yeah. Go ahead." Charlie said.
I rushed out the door and drove my Rabbit home. Then I when right back into the woods, ripped off my pants, and phased.
Ah, I remember the part of the imprint that involves stalking. Jared laughed.
Maybe, but I'm not going to stay hidden. I just needed a way to get in her room with out Charlie knowing. I said smugly.
I'm sure she's going to appreciate that. Sam came in.
Well, you know what? You can shove it up your asses because I am getting in her room tonight. I scooted right up to the edge of the forest and looked at her room.
Her light was off. My heart dropped a little, I didn't want to wake her up. Damn. I guess I would be stalking her tonight.
Told you! Jared taunted.
Oh, shut up! I snapped.
I stayed there all night, just keeping an eye on her. I endured many taunts for my pack, especially the imprinted guys, the guys that I made fun of for the same thing. I just shrugged them off, I needed to be there.
At about 5am, I saw Charlie get up, so I figured it was safe to go home and get some sleep.
I don't know what time it was when Paul's phone call woke me up. "What, Paul? This better be fucking good." I groaned into the phone.
"Baby vamp spotted." he said into the phone.
I jumped out of bed and grabbed some pants, "Where?"
I heard Jared and Paul laugh, "We knew you would come, you're whipped."
I grabbed a shirt and ran out in the woods, "Yeah, yeah, yeah, now where is she?"
"Forks grocery store."
"I'll be there in 3 minutes." I said as I hung up the phone and phased.
I ran all the way to the store, I phased a few feet from the edge of the forest and put on my pants and a shirt. When I walked in the store, I followed Paul and Jared's scents to the meat department.
"That's a lot of meat you're buying there, Baby Vamp." Paul said with a smile as he and Jared approached her.
Renesmee spun around to face them, "Oh, good," she said sarcastically, "dogs."
"Get out of here you jack asses!" I yelled at them as soon as I was close enough.
Renesmee glared at me, "Ok, this has got to be considered stalking."
"I don't see how bumping into you in the grocery store is stalking you, just a wonderful coincidence." I said with a smile.
She raised one eyebrow and smirked, "Maybe this isn't, but watching me from the forest while I sleep? I would consider that stalking."
Paul and Jared burst out laughing. "Dude! You're the first one to get caught!" Jared laughed.
"Alright, you two, go." I commanded, they walked away laughing. I turned back to Renesmee, she was putting more meat into her cart. "So, why are you buying so much meat?" I asked, trying to make conversation.
"Go stalk some one else, Jacob." She snapped as she walked to the check out.
"You're it for me baby." I shrugged.
She rolled her eyes and unloaded her cart. It was filled with ground beef, pancake mix, and a box of straws. I stood quietly behind her as she paid and walked out of the store. "So listen, tomor-"
She held up her hand, "Jacob, I don't know how I can be anymore clear," she said, taking out her box of straws and a container of meat, "I." She jammed the straw in the package, "Don't. Want. You." She used the straw to suck up all the blood in the package of meat.
I made a disgusted face, "That," I said pointing at her meal, "is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen."
She smiled as she downed another package of blood, "Then we obviously can't be together." Renesmee threw the rest of her meat and other bags into her trunk and leaped in her car.
"No! We can make it work!" I protested.
She tried to turn her car on, but it wouldn't start. "What the fuck? My car wont start!"
Just then, I got a text from Paul, You owe us. We figured that was her car. We just unplugged something. Have fun.
I smiled and texted back, I totally owe you guys. Thanks.
By the time I was done texting back, Renesmee was on the phone with an operator, "Yeah, I need to be connected with the best mechanic in the Forks/La Push area."
"One moment please." I heard the operator say.
I griped my phone in anticipation, and sure enough, it rang. I answered it with a smile as she turned around to face me, "Jacob Black, best mechanic in the Forks/La Push area, at your service." I said in a chipper way, it probably came off as cocky.
She took a deep breath and snapped her phone closed. "Fine." She said through clenched teeth, "Fix it."
I smiled, "You know, I like to be paid in dates."
She glowered at me, "No! Absolutely not!"
I shrugged, "If you want your car fixed by the best mechanic, you have to come to the pack's barbeque tomorrow night with me."
She looked at her car, pouted a bit, and sighed in defeat, "Fine, you jack ass, fix my damn car and I'll go out with you."
"Awesome!" I yelled as I went over to the hood and fixed what they unplugged. "All done, one of your-"
"I don't care." She said.
"OK then, I'll pick you up at Charlie's house at 5pm."
She threw her car in reverse, "Fine." And drove away.
I ran to the edge of the forest and phased. I spent the next day telling everyone that I had a date. I even helped Emily in the kitchen because she was the only one who would listen with out making comments. I even came up with a nickname for her, Nessie.
