Guess who's back and ready to update his Peach's Café story…Who, you have to tell me, I don't have no idea, who am I again?! Last Time on Peach's Café, Peach was thinking of giving up on her plans on making the best restaurant, but the Toads, Lily and Todd told Peach she shouldn't give up on her dreams, and that the only thing she has to do is make a couple phones calls to get the restaurant's damage repaired. Meanwhile Black had returned home to inform Red about the bad news he discover at Peach, he said that Peach was a evil witch and that they had needed to assemble The Team of Justice to put a stop to her tyranny, but to Black's surprise Red wasn't interested, he was too busy with his so called Nobel Peace Prized Hoagie. But being a retard, Black ignored everything what Red said and told him that he was going to flash the Koopa Beacon to summon the remaining members of Team of Justice, his brothers Green and Yellow. What's kind of wackiness is gonna take place today, the only thing you've got to do is read today's chapter. Chapter 8: Special Deliveries.

A/N: Thanks for all the reviews, I'm pretty sure by now you know who you are, so thank you, and please review my newest chapter. As for the rest of you who haven't review my awesome story, Please Read & Review.

Disclaimer: I don't own Fire Emblem, Mario, Kirby's Dreamland, Pokemon or anything else Nintendo related. I also don't own Lily she belong to PPAD, and I don't own Peach Hay and her sister, Rose, they belong to colette11, but I do own my OC, Yoob, (my version, of course) Todd, Toaden, Toadushi, and my newest OC, Ralpificent and the Lethal Raven Crew.

Chapter 8: Special Deliveries

Mario and the others were standing in the middle of the destroyed café as Peach walked around them. "So Princess, what's the plan, what're gonna do to put this place back in tiptop shape?!" Luigi asked as he rubbed his big nose. Peach gave Luigi a peaceful smile as she handed him a piece of paper. "Huh, what's this, Princess?" the green plumber said as he began scanning the piece of paper.

Peach then giggled as she began passing out even more pieces of paper. "I'm glad you asked, Luigi, it's a list of things I need to get my restaurant back in shape, just like you said earlier, member?!"

"Yeah, I remember." Luigi then sighed as he got finish reading the rest of the list. "Ohhhh." moaned Luigi. "Princess, there's a lot of stuff here to get, I don't think I'll be able to do it all by myself."

Peach just got through handing out the last list as she turned toward Luigi. "Don't worry Luigi, you're not gonna go by yourself, you'll all be teamed up in groups of two."

Luigi scratched his head. "Teamed up, what're talking about, Princess?"

Peach winked as she said. "You're about to see…Uhhh, right about…Now." Peach then walked in the in front of everybody. "Excuse me, could I please get everybody's undivided attention." Peach's voice was so soft nobody heard her, well not everybody, Yoob heard her, Yoob then slowly walked over to Peach. "Huh, umm…Hi, uhh…Yoob, what're you gonna do?" Peach said as she stared at the Black Yoshi.

Yoob just gave Peach the brick wall as he shouted. "BRRRRAAAANNNN!!!!!!" (Hey, Shut the hell, don't you see that the blonde chick's trying to talk) Even though nobody really understood what he had really said, they still stop doing what they were doing and all stared at Princess Peach.

Peach laughed nervously as she stared back at everybody. "Uhh…Ummm, I don't know what you said Yoob, but I'm very graceful and that's from the bottom of my heart."

Yoob just stood there nodding as he leaned up again the wall with his arms folded. "Hurmmm…" (Whatever…)

Peach cleared her throat as she started reading her list that suppose to tell her who's gonna be on teams. "Ok, Lily, you'll be teamed up with Peach Hay."

Lily looked at Peach Hay as she placed her hand on him chin. "Hmmm…I always wonder how a Princess' cousin operate?" she then closed her eyes and smirked. "Eheheh, I guess I'll get to see now, huh?!"

Hay wasn't as happy as Lily and so she snapped. "What do you mean by operate, what do I look like, a machine or something?!"

Peach laughed as she handed Hay their shopping list and their check book. "Calm down, Hay, you know Lily was just teasing you." she then gently rubbed Hay on her back. "The list will tell you where you suppose to go and what you suppose to buy, good luck you two." she then pointed outside toward small cars. "You two can take one of my cars, ok."

Lily then ran outside as she shouted. "Sweet, I call shotgun!!!!!" Lily then jumped inside a brown car. "C'mon Princess, we don't have all day."

Hay slowly walked behind her sighing. "Whatever, it's not like you can drive the car anyways, you're way too short to reach over the windshield." Lily was already in the car, so she didn't hear what Hay just said.

Peach smiled as she watched Hay and Lily drive off. "Now, since we got them two out of the way, let's continue on the teams." Peach then took a peek at her list again. "Ok, here's the second team…" Peach said as she trailed off.

Mario looked around and noticed that Luigi, Rose, Yoob, and Todd was the only peoples left in the restaurant. "Uhhh…Mama-Mia, oh please don't let Yoob be my partner, he's such hooligan, I rather team up with Luigi or Rose…" Mario murmured as he put his head down. "Even that Toad would be good enough."

"Mario, Mario,…MARIO!!!!!!" Peach shouted as she tried to get Mario's attention.

Mario quickly lifted his head up. "Wha…Wha…Huh?!?!" Mario said as he tried to catch his composure. Peach placed her hands on her hips as she was starting to lose her patience. "What, what's the matter, Peach?!"

Peach rolled her eyes. "You're what's the matter, Mario, did you even hear me say who's gonna be part of the second team, I bet you wasn't even paying any attention?!"

Mario then started to nervously look around. "Uh…Urm, yea, it'sa me and my brother, Luigi." Mario looked around some more and saw Yoob staring at him, he was still leaned up against the wall nodding with his arms folded. Mario then smirked as he turned his head back toward Peach. "Yeah, it'sa me and Luigi, see I told you I was paying attention." he then gave Peach then thumbs up.

Peach just stood there staring at Mario, she then slowly walked toward him. "Mario, you wasn't paying attention just like I thought, the second team was Luigi and Rose, Luigi left with her a few minutes ago."

Mario then said. "I'm sorry, Peach, I guess I was too caught up in thought to hear what you was saying…" Mario tried his best to get on Peach's good side.

Yoob then burst out in laughter as he said. Whoooooa!!!!!!!" (Since when do you think, fatboy, I thought you wasn't listening because you was too busy making love to your hand, slow down tiger you don't want to strain yourself) Yoob then muttered as he leaned up against the wall, again. "Woooo…" (Bitch…) Mario just turned around giving Yoob an angry stare. Yoob just shrugged. "Yoshi, Yoshi." (Hey, I'm only speaking the truth, fatass)

Peach just smiled as she said. "Mario, don't worry about it, we'll just forget that ever happen, ok." Peach then pulled out her list. "Here's the final team."

Mario quickly interrupted her. "Wait, there's only one more team left, so that mean one person gonna stay here, while the others go shopping for you, Peach?!"

Peach then said. "Uh…Yeah, but I've already picked the person who's gonna stay here, it's Todd, he's gonna call that Snutty B's repairing company thingy."

"TODD!!!!!!!!!" Mario shrieked in horror. "So that means I've got to team up with…WAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!"

Yoob slowly walked over to Mario and slapped him in the back of the head. "BRAAAANNN!!!!" (Shut your ass up, what in the hell wrong with you) Yoob then muttered as he walked over to Peach. "Pueblo…" (What wrong with you, son, screaming in my ear and shit, boy, you better glad I'm a Yoshi of a good nature, or I would of shot your Mickey Mouse sounding ass…)

Mario rubbed his head as he looked at Princess Peach. "Princess,…Why Yoob, why do I have to be stuck with him?!?!" Suddenly an egg came from behind and smashed Mario in the back of his head. "Ow!!!!!!"

Yoob just stood there glaring at Mario. "Hummmm?!?!" (And what's wrong with being stuck with me) Yoob then started walking toward Mario.

Peach sighed as she grabbed Yoob. "Calm yourself, Yoob." she then looked at Mario. "Mario, the only reason why I'm teaming you up with Yoob, because you're the only person who can actually understand him, nobody else can understand him."

Mario then murmured as he turned his head from Peach. "Curse these ears of mine!!!!!!"

Peach then handed Mario their list and their checkbook. "Here you go, Mario, the list will tell you where to go and what to buy." she then pointed outside at the last car, it was a Pink Mercedes. "You two can take that car…Hmmm, I wonder why nobody else was able to noticed it."


Yoob ran outside toward the car and Mario walking behind him reading the list. "WHOA!!!!!!!!" (Damn…This car is the ish) Yoob then started walking around the car. "Yoshi, Yoshi, Wahoo…" (This bitch even has twenty four inch rims on them) he then looked at the car and sighed. "Yoshi…" (Too bad the paint on this bitch is ugly, really, who in the hell would paint there car pink, that's just tacky)

Mario just sighed as he entered the pink Mercedes. "Does it really matters, Yoob, let's just go and get this over with, uhhhhh…"

Yoob rolled his eyes as he entered the passenger seat. "Whooooo!!!!!!" (Alright, alright, just keep your panties on) Yoob muttered as he entered the car.

Mario and Yoob were now in the car heading toward the grocery store, Yoob then reached over to Princess Peach's radio. "Hummmmm?!?!" (Hmmm, I wonder what kinda tunes does that blonde broad listen too) Yoob turned the radio on and heard Beethoven. "BRAANNNN!!!!!" (Damn, I should of known, honky music) Yoob then started examining Peach's radio.

Mario looked over toward Peach. "Yoob, I don't think you should be touching the Princess' things."

Yoob just glared Mario. "Hrm…?!" (Do you really think I care about any opinions you have) Yoob then started turning the radio until he finally found 99.7 TDS (Toad Digital Station). "Wahoo." (Funk yea) he then turned toward Mario smirking. "Yoshi, Yoshi." (Now you're about to hear some real music, honky)

The DJ then came on the radio. "What's happening, it's ya boy who plays nothin but hot ether here, DJ Fungiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii" he said his name with an echo.

Mario just turned his head as he started staring at Yoob. "DJ Fungi?!" Yoob just shrugged as he continued listening to the radio.

DJ Fungi then said. "I got this joint from Ralpificent and the Lethal Raven Crew it's called Eff Jebadiah."

Yoob then leapt up and hollered. "YOSHI, WAHOOO!!!!!" (Hell yea, that's my ish) Mario just rolled his eyes as he continued driving.


Meanwhile down the street, Toadushi and King Dedede were walking downtown Mushroom Way as they headed toward Toadushi's mysterious boss' office. "Dedede-San, my boss has…Uhhh…Heard a lot about you, and your countless effort of trying to exterminate the one called Karby, he'll be very happy to meet you in person." Toadushi said with his usual Japanese accent.

King Dedede was walking behind Toadushi, who wasn't really paying any attention to him. "Karby, Who's dat, son, I never heard of any Karby?!" The fat penguin muttered as he slowly pulled his mallet while creeping toward the unexpected Toad.

Toadushi just scratched his head as he repeated himself. "Karby, you know…Uhhhh…That little pink creature you…Uhhhh…Chase around with mallet."

King Dedede creep closer and closer as he uttered. "His name is Kirby, son, ya need to gargle with Listerine or somethin, ya sounding like a retarded moose with peanut butter on the roof of ya mouth, pard." King Dedede then swung his huge mallet toward Toadushi head. "WHAM!!!!!!! You took your eyes off the prize, pard." King Dedede's huge mallet was just about crush Toadushi head, but with quick reflexes Toadushi was able to slice King Dedede's mallet in halve with his giant star shaped shuriken. "What in tarnation, son…?!" Dedede griped as his mallet crumbled in his hands.

Toadushi had his eyes closed as he stood in front King Dedede posing in his Ninja stance. "Very sorry, cowardly sneak attack…Uhhh…Reminds me of…Uhhhh…Horrible memory when I in war back in Hokkaido." Toadushi said as he slowly turned his head toward King Dedede.

Toadushi's accent was so thick, King Dedede could barely understand what he was trying said. "What, Son, what did you say, now ya sound like ya have some marbles jammed inside ya mouth."

Toadushi just bowed as he pointed toward a building in the distance. "Don't worry about it, Dedede-San, we're almost to my boss' office."

Toadushi just slowly walk away as King Dedede stood there retorting. "It's King dab nab it, King Dedede, not no, Dedede-San, I'm get sick and tire of telling folks dat!!!!!!!"

Toadushi then bowed in respect. "Very sorry, Dedede-San, but where I'm from it's…Uhhh…Only customary to address a person by saying san, I was only being polite, Dedede-San."

King Dedede had this stupid grin on his face. "Oh, so ya one of those dem dar Orientals, eh?!"

Toadushi just stared at King Dedede as he said. "Uhhh…What you just said…Uhhh…Was highly o…offensive …Uhhh…You Redneck." Toadushi said with a hint of anger in his voice.

King Dedede then snarled as he pulled out another huge mallet from his coat. "What did you just called me, son, I know you didn't just call me, King Dedede, a redneck?!"

Toadushi then said as he stared at the idiotic king as he placed his hands on his hips. "King, and what exactly are you…Uhhhh…The king of?!"

King Dedede then said with his usual cockiness. "I'm glad ya asked, son, I'm dat dar king of Dreamland." he then started looking around and smirked. "I'm also dat dar king of dis place here too…Ummm…What's da name of dis place, ya Oriental?"

Toadushi just sighed. "My name…Uhhh…It's Toadushi, and this place, it's called…Uhhh…The Mushroom Kingdom."

King Dedede then said as he uttered a chuckle. "Yeah dat's right, I'm dat dar king of da Mushroom Kingdom, my subjects love me, pard."

Toadushi sighed. "If you're the king of this place…Uhhh…How come you did not know the name of this kingdom?!"

King Dedede laughed nervously as he slowly walked toward the building Toadushi was talking about early. "You know what, son, ya talk way too much for some tiny shroom, now lets hurry and get to dat dar building ya was talking 'bout early, pard." Toadushi just shrugged as him and King Dedede walked toward the mysterious building.

"Here we are, Dedede-San." Toadushi bowed as he slowly opened the door.

King Dedede stood there with his hands on his hips. "Bout time, son, I got tired of waiting." when Toadushi opened the door all the way, a swarm of Pichus came bomb rushing out of the building. "What da, it seems to me dat you guys are having an in-fest problem, dis looks like a job for Big Betty." King Dedede said as he pulled out his huge mallet. "WHAM, You big headed rats took your eyes off the prize." King Dedede shouted as his mallet collided with many Pichus.

Toadushi then wrestled King Dedede to the ground. "No, Dedede-San, these Pichu works for my boss." Toadushi sighed as he looked countless injured Pichus. "My Boss isn't gonna like this…"

King Dedede looked up at Toadushi. "What kinda of boss hires big headed rat?!"

A voice with a Japanese accent could be heard from inside the building. "What's going on out there." the figure then exited the building. The figure looked and saw all the fainted Pichus. "WHAT THE?!?!" he then looked over toward Toadushi and King Dedede. "Toadushi, who is responsible for this?!"

Toadushi bowed in respect. "Please forgive me, Roy-Dono, it was I who injured the Pichu, I will take your most harshest punishment." King Dedede just stood there staring at an angry Roy.

Chapter 8's done…Wooo, Roy's the mysterious boss Toadushi kept on blabbering on about, which got me thinking, why did he go for a interview for Peach's Café in the first place? What about Peach's current employees, can they bring back the things Peach want. Just wait for Chapter 9: The Death of a Piranha Plant.

A/N: I hope I haven't offered anybody, I was only trying to make you laugh and nothing more. (Remember I did put Crude Humor up there) Oh yeah folks don't worry no Pichus was hurt during the writing of this chapter.

Happy Thanksgiving, ALL