121. No Gossip in your mission reports.
(Ben, Rex, Buttercup, Bubbles, Numbuh 3, Eddy, the Scotsman, and June may be interested but the rest of us are not. - Mandy and Dexter)
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122. Tampering with the security cameras or any of the automated security defense systems will not be tolerated. Security integrity and the safety of personnel are absolute priorities.
(Courage had a conniption when several cameras went missing.)
(An the Fusion Powerpuffs deciding to attack us in the current blind spot ended with the top half the main building wrecked, and the Kanker Sisters spending a month in a detention cell with Mr. Green.)
(Much to the happiness of the Ed's.)
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123. Just because there is an abundance of animals in HQ doesn't mean you can bring strays in.
(Everybody knows Dexter has an issue with animals.)
(Who keeps bringing in all these cats?! - Dexter)
(*Looks at Bubbles*)
(9.9; - Bubbles)
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124. All manner, brand, and type of Fireworks are forever banned from Base grounds. No exceptions.
(Yes Bloo, even homemade ones.)
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125. All unscheduled or unannounced excursions must be cleared by a guide, commander, or officer first.
(They really get mad at you when they call you up for an urgent mission only to find out your halfway around the world doing your own thing.)
(Who goes to the other side of the continent just to get a single milkshake at an old hotdog stand!? - Dexter)
(This guy :D)
*Sluuuuuuuuuuuuuurp*
(Yum.)
(LOL - Ben)
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126. Field sports indoors is strictly forbidden. Use the fields outside.
(I don't care if it's raining. Get creative. - Mandy)
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127. Do not repeatedly call Tom, Octus, Larry, the Dexbots, or the Mandroids "Mr. Roboto".
(They will not be amused and the next time you use a warp pad you might just end up stranded in the middle of Nowhere.)
(Or in low orbit.)
(Or in Mandarks bathroom.)
(Larry can be really evil sometimes.)
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128. Never sing Cruella Devil when a villianess walks by.
(They might try to skin you alive.)
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129. Never fill the main lobby with bouncy balls.
(The kids might love it but the adults won't.)
(Bouncy maniaaaaaa! - Madame Foster)
(Well, most of the adults.)
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130. All Bubblegum, Soul, and New Age music is banned from being played on the Com system.
(Tom can't take it anymore and neither can the rest of us.)
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132. You may have hoverboards, rocket scooters, and freaky flying Brains as modes of transport but you are still expected to obey basic traffic safety laws when using them.
(Who knew you could total a truck with a hover board. *Shrug* - Ben)
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133. Silly String is not allowed in the base.
(Frankie doesn't care if its an effective weapon in the fight against tyranny, it still makes a mess of the hallways.)
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134. Fusion-Fu is not a real combat style. Sensei Jack is not a master of it. An he does not teach it.
(Who came up with that anyway?)
(I think it was Numbuh 4. - #2)
(Yeah that sounds about right.)
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135. Attempting to Install video games onto Computress is strictly forbidden.
(Only Dexter has that privilege.)
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136. The distribution of Viral Videos and Spam over the Com System is neither allowed or encouraged.
(Poor Computress' entire system needed a defrag after the Nyan Cat incident.)
(Mandy and Dexter were not happy campers.)
(An neither were the rest of us.)
( ~=[,,_,,]:3 - Billy)
(Billy I swear to heaven if you don't turn that off I'll shove that laptop up your nose!)
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137. The Clyde Bots are not dolls or Nanos, and are not collectibles. Give them back to Tom.
(We don't care how cute they are, Tom needs them Dee Dee.)
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138. Coop's belly is not a jump pad. Please stop bouncing on him when he's sleeping.
(Why he doesn't wake up when the recruits do this is a mystery to me.)
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139. V.V. Argost is an ally and not to be attacked without a proper reason.
(No matter how creepy he is or what the Saturdays tell you.)
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140. Physically tossing soldiers into battle is not an accepted means of troop deployment.
(Especially since the majority of us can't fly.)
(Save it for the beach trips Buttercup.)
(Aw c'mon, thats the bestest way to go into battle! - #4)
(Say's the guy with two broken legs. - #5)
(Its just a flesh wound! - #4)
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