Ch. 8 - Caprice Takes a Break (Well, Sort Of)

Caprice: *writing in diary: i1-18-04 - I really can't stand these animals anymore. They're just so amazingly stupid! I've got to take a vacation!/i

*next day*

Caprice: *ditto*i 1-20-04 - Hambo told me about an island around here. I bet he's lying, but hey, I'm gonna go check it out. Maybe that's what the dock is for./i

*next day*

Nook: Again!

Caprice goes to the dock.

Caprice: Hmm, I don't see anything... *turns around for a sec or two* *turns back around*

Kapp'n: HELLO ME MATE!

Caprice: AHHH! How did you get here so fast?!

Kapp'n: Dunno! Ask ye dudes at Nintendo!

Ye Dudes at Nintendo: NOT TELLING!

Caprice: Kay... Well people told me that there's an island--

Kapp'n: ISLAND? DID YOU JUST SAY ISLAND?

Caprice: Yeah...

Kapp'n: Why didn't you say so?? Lemme take ye!

Caprice: Kewl!

Kapp'n: *singing*

I've got a bike.

You can ride it if you like.

It's got a basket and bells

And a bunch of pretty things that make it

Look good.

I would give it to you,

But I borrowed it.

Caprice: O_o

Kapp'n: *continues*

I've got a mouse

He doesn't have a house.

I don't know why

I call him Gerald.

He is getting quite old,

But he's a good mouse.

Caprice: Er, your song... is really... nice...

Kapp'n: Thank you! Say... you ever thought about datin a turtle?

Caprice: AHHHH!!! *gets off* *backs away slowly* *runs*

Kapp'n: *to self* Kapp'n, you just can't let it out so fast, ye seadog...

Caprice: *is running frantically* *stops* Huff... puff... I lost him-

Faith: HELLO!

Caprice: Oh, uh, hi.

Faith: Wow! Your outfit is so beautiful!

Caprice: Thanks! ^_^

Faith: Let me have it!

Caprice: Well... no, I'm wearing it.

Faith: THANK YOU SOOO MUCH!!! *rips off Caprice's dress*

Don't worry children! Caprice is smart and wears another outfit under her regular clothing! She expected this since the first time she met the unpredictable animals of Wickywik.

Faith: Wicky-what?

Caprice: Wickywik...

Faith: Kay.. I feel like a princess!!

Caprice: @.o Did that really just happen??

Faith: Yesss!

Caprice: *thinking* Thank goodness I'm so prepared... thankyouthankyouthankyou...

Faith: Thank who?

Caprice: What? *thinking* Can she read my mind?

Faith: YES!

Caprice: *still thinking* FIRE HYDRANT!

Faith: Um... why did you just yell fire hydrant?

Caprice: ....

Faith: ...soo....

Caprice: I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE!!!!!

Caprice runs faster than she ever did ever to the dock.

Kapp'n: Yo!

Caprice: AHHHH!!! *swims toward Wickywik frantically*

Red Snapper: Wicky-WHAT?!

Caprice: Wait. Red "Snapper"?

Red Snapper: Wull, yeah.

Barred Knifejaw: Hey, R.S.

Caprice: o_o B-b-b... Barred Knifejaw??

Barred Knifejaw: Yeah...

Caprice: *sees a seabass* MUTATED SEABASS!!!! AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *swims really really really fast to Wickywik*

Spongebob: Really really?

Yeah...

Barred Knifejaw: Someone's been watching too much Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery.

Seabass and Red Snapper: Yup!

*back with Caprice*

Caprice: Sheesh, I try to take a friggin' vacation and now look at me.

Animals rush over and look at her.

Caprice: You guys... are so literal...

Animals shrug and read books.

Caprice: -.-;;;;;;;