A/N: Bwahahaha! Rubber band warz!
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And that's only a rough estimate. If I get more than two done in a week, I'll update more than twice. But expect a minimum of two a week.
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After sneaking out of detention, we met Toshiro and his group at Kisuke's. They were talking quietly when we came in, and they all stopped talking as soon as they saw us.
"Wow, secret much?" Max said, rolling her eyes.
We sat down and Max said, "So what's up?"
"We've talked it over, and as unlikely as your story is, we have no choice but to believe you seeing as you know everything about us." Toshiro said.
"Yay! Little Shiro believes us!" I smiled.
His temple throbbed and he actually looked really pissed. "Don't call me that!"
I laughed. "Calm down, don't get your panties in a bunch."
"What's the catch?" Zane interrupted. "You sounded like there was something else you wanted to say."
"The catch is that you have to come with us to the Soul Society to speak with the Head Captain." Renji said.
Me, Max and Zane exchanged glances.
Then we smiled evilly.
"OH HELL YES!"
Toshiro rolled his eyes. "If you don't have any other business to take care of, we can leave right now."
"YES!"
Toshiro actually looked a little scared by the force of our yell, but only for a minute.
"Renji, prepare the Senkaimon." he said.
"Right." Renji got up and did as he was told.
"Whipped." I said through a fake cough.
Max and Zane snickered and Renji glared back at me.
"How the hell does that make me whipped?" he said. "I'm following orders from someone of a higher rank."
"The hell are you talking about?" I sounded bored. I was trying to throw him off.
"You just called me goddamn whipped!" he yelled.
I rolled my eyes and turned my back to him, mostly to hide my smile. "You're delusional, Pineapple Head."
"Don't call me that you annoying little bitch!" he yelled back. He looked pissed.
"Don't tell me what to do!" I yelled at him.
"You ain't the boss of me!"
"I have a goddamn sword! I could cut you into a million pieces!"
"No you couldn't, you pansy!"
"I'M NOT A FUCKING PANSY!"
"Yup, you are."
"Like hell I am! I'm braver than you are, you annoying, stupid, goddamn bitch!"
"At least I don't make little girls cry!"
"What makes you think I do?"
"You made me cry!"
"What the fuck are you talking about? You're not crying!"
I started to pretend to cry.
Loudly and very obnoxiously.
Max and Zane were laughing so hard they were literally rolling on the floor, Rangiku was giggling, Yumichika and Ikkaku had WTF looks on their faces, and Toshiro looked really annoyed.
"Just go open the damn gate!" Toshiro yelled at him.
Renji stormed off.
My fake crying turned into uncontrollable laughter.
So the Dangai Precipice place you have to go through to get to the Soul Society?
Yeah.
Creepy. As. Hell.
No joke.
I nearly shit myself.
Well, that one was just a joke.
But seriously?
That place gives me freaking nightmares.
But at least I wasn't alone.
Zane was being just as much of a pansy as I was.
Max, however, thought it was cool.
Which I don't get at all, but whatever.
When we finally saw the light leading out to the Soul Society, me and Zane yelled, "YES! Go towards the freaking light!"
And we did.
We ran ahead to get there first so we could get out of that stupid place, and Max was laughing at us.
So, being the mature 15 year old girl that I am, I stuck my tongue out at her.
She smacked me.
I stuck my tongue out again.
And she hit me again.
This continued for a while, actually.
Zane eventually joined in and every time Max hit me, he cheered.
Awesome little brother, huh?
The others had learned to just kinda ignore us, except for Toshiro apparently. His temple was throbbing the whole time.
He was currently leading us through the Soul Society towards the first division. I probably should have been paying attention to where we were going to avoid getting lost if I ever had to get through here by myself. Which probably would never happen anyway, but you never know.
When we finally got there, all the Captains were already assembled for a meeting.
Me and Max spazzed, just a little.
"OHMYGOSH ITS BYAKUYA!"
"KYORAKUUUUUU!"
"UKITAKE-KUN!"
"KEN-CHAN!"
"OHMYGOSH WE FORGOT TO GO ALL FANGIRL ON TOSHIRO!"
"OH DAMN WE DID! FAIL!"
We were just kinda screaming now, because we were really excited at seeing everyone and not just the people whose names we screamed. Zane looked really happy too, but his attention was elsewhere.
Elsewhere meaning Rangiku.
And since he is male, his attention was right where you think it was.
I'm sure Rangiku noticed too. It was pretty damn obvious. Like wide- eyed, open mouthed obvious.
But she just ignored him.
Then Old Man Yamamoto banged his stick (HAHA XD) on the ground and yelled at us to shut the fuck up. Well, it wasn't worded like that but that was the main message.
"Captain Hitsugaya, who are these strangers you've brought here?" he said.
"Their names are Max, Meridian, and Zane." he explained. "They claim to be from a different universe, and while I find that highly unbelievable, they seem to everything about us and what's happened."
The head captain nodded and pointed at Max. "You. Explain yourselves."
Max made a little eep noise and her eyes went wide.
I leaned over and whispered, "Don't worry, you got this. Just be respectful, don't swear, don't yell, don't lie, and stay calm and relaxed. K?"
She looked at me like I'd grown a third head.
I gave her a thumbs up and stepped back, giving her the floor.
"U-uhh... well, we DO come from a different universe." she stammered quietly, looking anywhere but at the the head captain. "In that world, all if this," she waved her arms around half-heartedly, "doesn't exist, but the reason we know about it is because it's an anime and manga. And we all read it, so that's how we know who you are and what's happened so far. And we know what's gonna happen, too, and... yeah."
Then she ran back and ducked behind Zane. He rolled his eyes and I giggled.
She glared at me.
"You." The head captain pointed at me. "If this is true, tell me everything you know that has happened."
"Yes sir." I said calmly before once again telling the story of Bleach up to the point we were at.
Wait.
Wasn't Grimmjow and his fraccion supposed to be at Karakura hunting down Ichigo right now?
Aw dammit.
Of course, I realized this halfway through my explanation.
And I spazzed, and pretty much broke every rule I told Max.
"HOLY FUCKING SHIT! GRIMMJOW AND HIS FRACCION ARE PROBABLY IN KARAKURA RIGHT FUCKING NOW AND TOSHIRO AND HIS GROUP NEED TO GET THEIR ASSES BACK THEIR AND KICK SOME MAJOR ASS! AND YOU GUYS NEED TO AUTHORIZE GENTEI KAIJO SO THEY DON'T FUCKING DIE!" I screamed.
Everyone stared, and Max screamed too when she processed what I'd said.
"OHMYGOSH YOU'RE RIGHT!"
"I KNOW!"
"SHIT WE SCREWED UP!"
"DAMMIT I KNOW!"
"WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN NOW!" Zane yelled.
"WE DON'T KNOW!"
Then we all screamed.
Head Captain Yamamoto banged his stick on the ground again and yelled "Silence!"
We shut up instantly.
We really didn't want to be burned to a crisp by his Rujin Jakka. That would suck.
"You, boy." He pointed at Zane. "Explain what's going on CALMLY."
"I don't know!" he yelled. "I'm not this far in the anime!"
"I just explained it Head Captain!" I roared kinda disrespectfully. "Grimmjow is an Arrancar under Aizen's control. He's coming to Karakura Town with five other lower level but still extremely powerful arrancars and he's going to attack anyone with spiritual pressure. Toshiro and his group need to go back and fight them so they die! All of them but Grimmjow need to die or you're screwed!"
He looked kind of pissed, but I ignored him.
After a moment he said, "Captain Hitsugaya, take your group back to the world of the living. We will get the Gentei Kaijo activated. You three," he pointed at us, "are going to stay here and discuss things with me. Dismissed!"
He jabbed his stick in the ground and everyone dispersed.
He looked at us. "What is going on?"
"Using the Hogyoku, Aizen is making a bunch of arrancars which are hollows with Soul Reaper powers. They are crazy strong, and the top 10 strongest are called the Espada. The one coming to the world of the living, Grimmjow, is Espada 6 and the others are his fraccion. Fraccion are arrancars that are much lower ranking and are subordinates (in a way) of the Espada. But they are still really strong. The espada themselves are easily stronger than a Captain level Soul Reaper." I explained really fast.
"What is Aizen's objective?"
Max started to answer but I shot her a lock and she stopped.
"Unfortunately, we can't tell you. We're from a different world and if we tell you anything before you should know it, we could risk fucking up some time paradox thingy or other." I said.
I read a fanfiction once that was a self insert where that was a major problem. Call me paranoid, but fucking up the plot of Bleach doesn't sound like a good idea to me.
Apparently, the head captain didn't agree.
"I don't think you understand what is on the line here." he said, narrowing his eyes.
"No, you don't understand." Max said.
Me and Zane looked at her in surprise. Damn, that took guts.
"You're going to find out in like, a day or two anyway. We can't tell you shit. And if you think about it, what Meridian said makes perfect sense. If we tell you something you shouldn't know and the world implodes because of it, you're going to be the one to blame for forcing us to tell ya." She crossed her arms and stared at him.
"You tell him," Zane muttered.
I gave her a thumbs up.
That was bad ass. No one tells of the head captain like that and lives. Damn.
The head captain sighed. "Since I can see that you stubborn children are not going to tell me anything important, what can you tell me?"
We thought about it for a minute. Well, me and Max did. Zane still had no freaking idea as to what happens really, other than Ichigo kills Ulquiorra and Grimmjow and anything else I may have told him but don't remember.
"Ummm...Well we can tell you that it all works out good in the end, in your favor." I said. "But that's about it."
The head captain nodded. "I see. You three are going to stay in the Soul Society for the time being, in case we need to rely on your intelligence again in the future."
I don't know if I just imagined this, but it sounded like he hesitated before saying 'intelligence'.
Wonder why?
"You three will stay in the 7th division." he said. "Someone will escort you there."
And with that he left, and 3 Soul Reapers magically appeared out of freaking no where and started escorting us to the 7th division.
"Yay! Captain Doggy!" Max cheered.
"Yes~!" I was pretty happy too. I mean, there were other squads I would have LOVED to be in, but this was ok.
Zane looked a little confused.
"Whose the captain of this squad again?" he asked.
"Komamura."
"..."
"Weird doggy wolf dude."
"Ooohhh yeah, him!"
"Dumb ass."
"...Jerk."
A/N: MaxRide14: YAYZ! Thanks soo much for the review and all the fave alerts girly! I'm glad you FINALLY figured out your password! Now you need to write a fanfic so I can favorite it! I'm going to add you to my favorite author's list too, but I gotta take care of some crap for Andrew and Tyler's birthday first. OH, and I got the first book in the Maximum Ride series, so if you write a fanfic about that, I might actually understand it haha. Miss you, I'll call you this weekend :)
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