A/N- OOOPS LATE AGAIN! It was between this and prodigy of Uchiha and this one was three days later...XD hehehhe Oh well, here you go folks, and unlike the people on my other stories I'm not mad at you guys for not reviewing because you always do and you arent poking at me constantly saying "UPDATE UPDATE!" THANK YOU for that, i was so mad the other day.
HERE YOU GO FOLKS!
Chapter eight- Good Morning?
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO" Orochimaru wailed loudly, still unable to get out of his chair. "NOT THE TV!" Kidomaru looked over to Kabuto, a very deppressed look on his face.
"Hey Kabuto?" He muttered. "I thought we had another day..."
Kabuto re-examined the notice paper. He sighed, looking at the date. "Oh...the mail came one day late."
Orochimaru's head turned to Kabuto. "THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, KABUTO!"
"Me? What did I do?"
"YOU SHOULD HAVE FOUGHT OFF AKATSUKI TO GET THE MONEY!" He shouted, angrily. A mover man walked in the room. Jirobo was sitting in the corner sobbing. No one was really sure on where Sakon and Ukon had went to. As for little Kimi he had been quite busy hiding things he wanted to keep.
"Is he gonna be okay?" The mover asked in monotone.
"He'll be fine he's just delirious." Kabuto responded. Shaking his head, ashamed. Looks like it was going to be an eventful day. He was a bit worried about the spiders and rats, no way he was going to sleep on that floor. The mover rose his hand as if to ask another question.
"I need the chair, what do I do about him?"
Kabuto paused. Kidomaru looked over to him, wondering exactly WHAT they were supposed to do. Kabuto gave a sign with his hand.
"Take him too, he's just a statue."
"WHAT DID YOU SAY KABUTO!" Orochimaru squealed upon hearing his right hand man refer to him as a usually inanimate object. "JUST WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE PULLING!"
"Yeah, he's the result of a jutsu to make art alive, just take the whole thing..."
Kidomaru chuckled as the mover called in a horde of people to slide him away to the van. Squealing curses towards Kabuto as they did. Kabuto merely sighed. "Well that should get him out of our hair for awhile."
"Dude, Kabuto, you're frikin evil."
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Tayuya lurked out of the room. Enormous black circles had taken their place beneath her eyes. She pulled herself down to the kitchen. Everyone seemed to be staring at her blankly. Tobi jumped up and down.
"GOOD..."
"Shut the fuck up, stalker."
"...morning?" Tobi finished a bit confused. She took the one of the two empty seats, the tenth one lookd like it needed some dusting too. Spiderwebs covering it. She saw Deidara looking at her evilly across the table. She scowled. Her eyes still giving off that "In case you didn't notice, I didn't get sleep last night." look.
"Have fun last night, did we?"
"Hrm?"
Kisame chuckled. She turned to him viciously. Then noticed that "thing" next to him and froze. Like a giant evil plant or something. She shuddered.
"I meant after all you didn't exactly "sleep" last night, un?"
She paused. She didn't know what it was but she didn't like the way he said that word. "Sleep". It made her shudder more than Plant Man over next to Kisame.
"What the fuck are you talking about, Deidre?"
"Deidara, and don't play dumb, un."
She gave him an odd glance, as a yawn was heard and Hidan wandered into the room. Recieving an ovation as he did by Deidara, Kisame, Kakuzu, and Tobi, whom was just trying to look cool. He stared blankly at them. What the fuck was that about? He moved over to his usual seat at the table, which he then realized was occupied by the very drowzy, and very confused Tayuya.
"Get the hell up, bitch."
She turned to him, a beyond evil glare on her face, which combined with her fury of being so tired was even scary to Hidan. He backed up a bit. "What the fuck is your problem?"
"Sit...down...and...shut...the...fuck...up."
He gave her the same weird glance he gave the room after that creepy applause. He felt a strange ticking in his head that said: "You do NOT want to fuck with that, dumbass." Yet it was kind of sad when his own thoughts referred to him as a dumbass. He dusted off the empty seat and sat down, also recieving evil glances from the other guys at the table.
He returned them. The only one who didn't seem to be staring was Itachi, because Itachi is too well...off. Always looking elsewhere. His partner, Kakuzu chuckled lightly, "Nice job, Hidan."
"What?"
"Seems our elder retard finally did something right, un."
Tayuya began dozing off at the table. Tobi started poking at her head. "Hey guys, Is she dead?"
"No, Tobi, She's tired, leave her alone.Un."
Tobi kept poking at her anyways. Until she woke up again and smacked him across the head.
"OW THAT HURT!"
"So how was it?" Kakuzu asked, Hidan turned to him, getting just a tad freaked out. Yeah, just a TAD.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT!"
"Cmon, we both know how come she's so tired." Kakuzu grinned.
"Because you forced us to sleep in the same bed and it was fuckin awkward?!"
"Just admit it, Hidan."
"ADMIT TO WHAT?!?!??!!" Hidan shouted, quite loudly. " I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL YOU GUYS ARE TALKING ABOUT!"
There was a brief silence around the table, folowed by snickers in between, then a repeated awkward silence. Hidan started thinking, however thoughts never went to far with him. He just stared blankly at them all. Then at her. Then at Kakuzu and Deidara. Tayuya rubbed her eyes, trying desperately to wake herself up. Her vision was still a bit off.
"We already know, no need to deny it." Kisame grinned sharkishly.
"I STILL DONT KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT DAMMIT!"
"They mean they know you slept with the girl." Itachi just muttered out quietly. Tayuya's selective hearing worked out a few words of that. Know...slept with...girl...wait a sec...WHAT THE FUCK?!
Thus that little time bomb in Tayuya's head exploded, taking an entire city with it. She woke up instantaneously, rising from her seat. "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU SICK, PERVERTED, BASTARDS?!" Her reaction was not unlike that of the reaction of a bear after throwing rocks at it. She paused a moment thinking about EXACTLY what did happen that night. She remembered EXACTLY who was there. She pointed angrily at Kisame. "IT WAS YOU WASN'T IT YOU FISH BASTARD!"
"She slept with Kisame, too, un?" Deidara muttered, a bit cluelessly from her screaming, she then turned to him.
"WHAT WAS THAT?!"
"Nothing, un."
She breathed heavily. Hidan shook his head with a disgusted look. "Ah, you guys are disgusting as fucking hell." He muttered. "Why would I sleep with that disgusting ass whore?"
Tayuya's selective hearing worked its wonders again. Disgusting...whore...oh no he didn't. Oh no-no.
"EXCUSE ME?!" She roared again. Flipping to him. Wow, she got on a persons case each new second. "You did NOT just say that!"
"Pssh, so what if i did?"
"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh It's on...IT IS ON YOU PRICK!" She pulled out her flute.
"Wow, this again, play a song, I don't give a shit."
"Ooh I'll play a fuckin song." For those who don't know...that was sarcasm. In one quick movement she smashed it over his head. Resulting in a loud thumping sound.
"Son of a fucking bitch." Hidan growled, rubbing his head as Tayuya turned her back to him.
"WHO'S FUCKING NEXT!"
Tobi leapt up and down. "Do me! Do me!" He screamed obnoxiously. She whacked him across the back of the head, a hollow sound resulting. He fell to ther floor unconscious. She glared at the rest of the table who backed up a bit, exept for Itachi who knew damn well no one was ever going to try hitting him with a blunt, metal rod shaped object. Or they would die a horrible terrible death. Deidara chuckled to himself as he looked over to the very upset Hidan, whom was still rubbing his head. He patted him on a shoulder.
"See Hidan, this is the result of being bad in bed, un..."
He snapped over to him. " I ALREADY SAID I DIN'T!" He announced angrily. Deidara snickered, then started to back out of the kitchen.
"GET BACK HERE YOU BASTARD AS TRANSVESTITE!"
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Cut off again...DAMN IT ALL!
