Kabuto waited anxiously outside Sasuke's room.
Where could he be? It's getting late and I need that free DiGiorno's pizza.
"Kabuto! What are you doing? I'm feeling a little frisky tonight and need your assistance," beckoned Orochimaru from his bedroom.
"I'll be there as soon as Sasuke comes back!" called Kabuto.
"Excellent idea, we'll invite him to play with us!" laughed Orochimaru.
Kabuto heard an odd noise. That must be Sasuke he thought. But he's usually so quiet…
Sasuke ran through the hallway of Orochimaru's hideout, sobbing uncontrollably. He ran past Kabuto into the bedroom and slammed the door shut.
Drama queen thought Kabuto.
"Sasuke-kun, are you alright in there?"
"Go away, I'm dead!" retorted Sasuke.
"Sasuke, you promised me a DiGiorno's pizza. You know I am not a patient man. Besides isn't it your ninja way to never go back on your word?"
"No! That's HIS ninja way!" Sasuke sobbed.
His? Oh, he must mean that fool Naruto Uzumaki.
"I still want my pizza,"
The door opened. Sasuke threw a box of pepperoni DiGiorno's pizza as hard as he could at Kabuto and shut the door once more.
"Fair enough," said Kabuto.
"KABUTOOO! GET IN HERE NOW BEFORE YOU EAT THAT PIZZA!" demanded Orochimaru.
Kabuto sprinted down the hall to Orochimaru's room and opened the door. The room was illuminated solely by candles. Orochimaru was sitting up in bed.
"I think it's time for someone's medicine," said Kabuto, as his glasses gleamed. Orochimaru smiled.
"Say, Orochimaru," said Kabuto as he pulled out his weiner. "Why are you keeping Sasuke around anyway? You don't need to regenerate your body for 3 more years. Is it because you can't move your arms?"
"Well Kabuto, you know I am obsessed with immortality. You and Sasuke's special medicine is what keeps me young and supple."
"Then why don't you just have me make your special medicine and let Sasuke go?"
"Because you fool, you can barely manage to make me a spoonful of your medicinal jizz. Meanwhile Sasuke, who is young and handsome, can fill an entire ladle. My ultimate goal is for Sasuke to learn the bus-a-nut jutsu and fill up an entire bucket! I'll be young forever!" laughed Orochimaru.
"Oh Orochimaru , you're so bad…" said Kabuto as he filled the spoon. He stuck the spoon in his master's mouth. Orochimaru swallowed the contents in one gulp.
"Well, now that you've taken your medicine, I can finally eat my pizza!"
It was the best day of Kabuto's life.
