YAAAAAYYYYYY! I'm a sponsor! Wait, okay, so, what exactly does a sponsor do?
Phineas: Um, I'm thinking you sponsor them.
ME: So, yeah, okay, thanks. Hey! Again, how did you get in here?
Phineas: You're the author. Figure it out.
ME: *pouts* Fine. Why don't you do the sponsoring then?
Phineas: Okay. Ready guys?
Guys: Ready!
Phineas: READ THE SUPER RANDOM AWESOME SHOW!
Ferb: IT'S SUPER!
Isabella: IT'S RANDOM!
All: AND IT'S AWESOME!
Irving: And it's a show!
*everyone looks at Irving*
Phineas: Shut up Irving, you don't matter.
Irving: Well that was not called for!
ME: I'll handle this one.
Irving: AHHHHH!
Phineas: Um, oh, that can't be legal. So, um – oh I felt that one! – JUST GO READ THE CHAPTER!
Phineas' pov
We got back to the camp alive. If I said 'in one piece' I would be lying. I bet half of my blood supply was lying on the ground in the woods. Not to mention the shreds of my so-called 'protective gear'. I looked at Liz and Josh.
"Okay, this is not working." I said. Josh nodded.
"There is no way we can beat those guys alone!" He said. "We have to get the others to help us!"
"Yeah, and then we can all die together." Liz said. "Face it you guys, we can't let them get involved. If they do, they could get seriously hurt or killed, and how would you feel then if you were the one who got them into it?" I nodded. Josh gaped at us.
"Okay, I can say that because I'm 12 and Nick is 11, but you guys are both 11 and Ferb and Ellie are 14 for crying out loud!" He said. We crossed our arms and glared at him. He groaned. "Why, why do I not have as much will power as you two lunatics?" I suddenly had an idea.
"Josh, do you still have those cameras you said you could put in our eyes?" I asked. He nodded.
"Why?" He asked.
"If it's true and Carter is alive – " I began.
"Which he's not, because didn't you say you ditched him in like, the 7th dimension?" Liz interrupted.
"His only power is to access your mind through your eyes. And if we modified the eye-cams to neutralize powers – "
"He wouldn't have any power over us!" Liz finished. " Of course, he would also have those big guns you keep talking about and, oh, gosh, I'm losing enough blood right now to supply an entire hospital."
"Me too." I said. Josh looked down at himself.
"I win. Ice does protect you better than supposedly anything-proof cloth engineered at the last minute in one of the crummy bathrooms!" He said.
"Yeah, but you have cracks in you now." I said. He looked sick.
"Oh, that's not even slightly attractive." He said.
Liz's pov
We changed in the crummy camp bathrooms and stuffed our protective gear in duffel bags to repair later. Then we all headed back to our cabins with enough bandages on to put Frankenstein to shame. Not Josh though. He was perfectly fine under his icy exoskeleton. Or ego-shield as I like to put it. I crept into my cabin and over to my bunk soundlessly. Then I hit my shin that had been split open on the edge of the bunk. I yelped without thinking and heard my older step-sister stir in her sleep.
"Lizzie?" She asked. " Are you bleeding?"
ME: You guys are so busted.
Phineas: you sound like Candace.
Liz: And my older step-brother Chuck.
Josh: I have no experience here whatsoever.
ME: So that's all for this chapter, hope you enjoyed!
Phineas: And if you're wondering what happened to Irving…don't.
Josh: I gotta puke!
Liz: REVIEW!
Isabella: Hey carrot top?
Liz: Yes crow-hair?
Isabella: Stay away from my man.
Liz: Why do you think you're not in this story?
Isabella: Because…because…KTAG!
