I'm back! Again!

Diablo: When I am going to get my weapons.

When I finally think of what you should use.

Segador: Ha! I get my bone katana! And a girlfriend!

Natalie: Did you just use me as a bragging chip? *Hands balled up into fists.*

Segador: Uh no?

Deadpool: Whipped! *He and DS-9898 high five.*

Wizard: Any way I'll do the disclaimer. DiosSeador9898 doesn't own Deadpool. He owns the twilight realm (his version of it) Segador, Diablo, the Queen, DS-9898, and Wizard. He doesn't own Natalie 'cause she's her own person.


"Our father, is dieing?" Segador sounded out the words still not believing it. Natalie went over to hold his hand, but he pulled away and ran to the window... and jumped out of it.

"Raggy!" Deadpool yelled out and was about to run after him, but was stopped by Diablo's hand on his shoulder.

"Let him let it all out." Diablo said. "Even though we share memories and are practically are the same person, we don't share personalities. He's full of emotion, while I'm colder than ice."

"But still-" Deadpool said, but this time was stopped by Natalie.

"Segador was always emotional for a guy. That's once of the reasons why I love him, however it's going to be the death of him eventually." Natalie said smiling sadly. Everyone just nodded their head in agreement.

"Even though I'm not Segador, I'm still that serious half that he keeps inside. I'll go see father." Diablo said. "Where is he located mother?" He inquired to the queen.

"He's in his chambers where he usually is." The queen said. Diablo nodded then began walking solemnly to the King's chambers. He walked along the castle familiar hallways to the King's chambers. He eventually got there, but surprisingly saw Segador there leaning on the door frame.

"You didn't think I'd let my twin talk to our father on his death bed." Segador remarked. At this Diablo smiled a bit under his black bandages. The two took a deep breath, then opened the door to their dieing father. The scene that met the two gave them appalled reactions. There was their father, Timeruis Ira Crepúsculo the holder of the entity of anger, on a bed. Long black hair and long black scraggly beard. But the hair and beard had long white streaks going down this raven black hair. His once tan strong and grizzled face, was now old and pale. His dark amethyst eyes had dulled so they looked like pale purple circles. {1} The father that banished them 3000 years ago had disappeared and was not replaced by this poor decrepit old man.

"Father." They both breathed at the same time. Their sick father noticed them and turned his attention to them. His mind was so ailed that instead of the two sons before him, his eyes merged them back into one person.

"S-Segador." He said, and his sick face contorted into a smile. The two than there one both shed a tear.

"Yes father?" They asked at the same time.

"M-My time has come. I-I know that you feel angred that I banished you from your home 3000 thousand years ago." The King breathed.

The two shook their heads. "No father I wasn't mad. We deserved it. We broke one of the tenants." They said, but their father held up his hand.

"S-Stop. Yes you did break one of the tenants, but that doesn't leave it justifiable to banish you, my own son, to the human realm." The King said.

"If you didn't send me to the Human realm then I wouldn't have become the person that I am today." They said.

"R-rember my s-son." The king started but was racked by harsh coughing. The two immediately knelt beside him to hear his soft words. They both gripped the kings hand.

"N-no matter w-what h-has tr-transpired b-between us these past 3000 years. I am proud to call you my son, and I'm sure Rosanne would've been happy that you where her brother." The King softly said, then his hand went limp. The two held onto his hand for a bit longer before they let go. Segador closed the King's eyes, while Diablo went and brought out the King's favorite anger mask and placed it upon his face. Then the two walked to the door and back to the court room.

When they got their they saw everyone waiting for their arrival. Then as one they said "The Twilight King of Anger is dead." Then Segador went to his old chamber, while Diablo decided to climb to the top of the castle. Natalie followed Segador, while Deadpool followed Diablo. The assorted lords and ladies all wept openly while Wizard decided to go back to his workshop to make another DS-9898.

Diablo had finally climbed to the top of the castle and was crouching on one it's ledges assassin creed style. Suddenly Deadpool teleported next to him holding a bottle of tequila and two shots. Now drinking over the edge of a castle might have not been the smartest thing, but heck Diablo was in mourning. The two eventually finished the entire bottle and where laughing incoherently till the morning of the next day. When Diablo finally woke up he saw he and Deadpool where still atop the castle. He gave a sigh and put an unconscious Deadpool on his back and carried him back to the royal court. He just dropped Deadpool in a corner. A servant came by and told Diablo that the funeral will be held today.

Although the The Twilight realm was primarily a middle age realm, they did have modern culture however. (T.V.'s, cars, suits, etc.) So seeing as this was a funeral Diablo decided that he needed a suit to wear. He walked a familiar hallway to his chambers to get a suit.

He got to the door and opened it, not expecting to see what he would see. It was Segador, and Natalie. Making out on the bed. Segador was shirtless with his mouth exposed and Natalie wasn't wearing any pants. Segador was unbuttoing Natalie's shirt while kissing her, until Diablo cleared his throat and the the couple split apart.

"Not the time, and funeral's in a few hours." Diablo said grabbing a black suit with a black tie then continued with "Next time lock the door." And left. He went to a bath room and quickly changed out of his duster and jeans into the suit. He came out and saw Deadpool still in his red and black outfit. "You need a suit Pool." Diablo commented. Deadpool was about to protest except he realized that trying to argue with Diablo was probably at bad idea. So he just relented. A few minutes later he was wearing a black red lined suit and matching red tie. He wore his classic red and black uniform underneath.

The two walked to the castle courtyard and saw that Segador, Natalie, and Wizard were also their. Segador was wearing a black suit and white tie, Natalie was wearing a black knee length dress, and Wizard was wearing a suit and electric blue tie. The group sat down and listened to the funeral director give his speech. However seeing as this is a Deadpool fic, something bad happened. An explosion echoed through the castle and a guard came flying through the doorway. A minute after the guard came flying through a robot, that wasn't DS-9898, came marching out. On it was the symbol the Disimon. A ram's head. At the sight of one of the creations that the Disimon created, both Segador and Diablo were angry beyond the normal limit. Not only did they kill their father, but now they were going to interrupt his funeral. They had gone to far this time. Before a single lord or lady screamed, Segador had pulled his bone blade out of his neck and had slashed the robot's head off. Another popped out from behind the one Segador beheaded, but was stopped by a torrent of bullets tearing it's head off.

"Well this is a nice way to let out steam." Deadpool laughed taking off his suit and pulling his katana's out of their scabbards. Diablo found some chains and wrapped them onto his wrist and was using them like the chain whips from before. Natalie pulled out her wand, and Wizard had his tazer and stun baton (Yeah a lot of good that'll do against robots.). Segador cracked his knuckles and his exposed mouth was grinning.

"The king is dead. Time to avenge him." Segador said before running up to a robot and cutting it's head off.


Deadpool: Oh yeah more action!

Of course, I'm writing this aren't I

Natalie/Segador: *Jaw drop at the make out scene* You-

Wizard: MY SISTER!

Oh-

Wizard: You're going to pay for writing that *Pulls out a tazer and tazes .*

AHHH! *Falls to the ground unconscious!*

Wizard: Review or I will taze you. DiosSegador9898 would also like to say that he will be putting this in the Deadpool fanfic category because he accidentally put it in the crossover section.

{1} Timeruis Ira Crepúsculo = The Great Twilight King of Anger. The father of Segador, Diablo, Rosanne, and Dues. Husband to Queen Mira Crepúsculo.