Go L, Go!! (Massive fan girl cheering)


Hospital From Hell

L quickly ran down the hallway in search of everyone that Light (coughKiracough) had put away. It would of gone faster, if he hadn't been dragging an unconscious Mello behind him.

"I likes the dancing cotton balls mommy…." Mello muttered behind L. L ignored him and pushed a doctor out of the way. He fell on the floor and L kept running.

"I wonder where Near and Matt are?" L thought. He was going to save them from who knows what was happening to them. Oh the torture! L had no idea where he was supposed to look. He kept running until something smacked a window as he ran by it.

"AHHHH!!!" L screamed and jumped back. In the window was Misa's face.

"Get Misa out of here! WHAAAAAA!!" She yelled from behind the glass. She pushed her face against the pane, frightening L. L stepped back fearfully.

"Oh my god…. What happened? Gah…. I feel like crap…." Mello sat up on the floor, still in a straight jacket.

"Why am I still restrained what the….OH MY GOD!!!" Mello saw Misa's rather scary face and had a seizure, so he went unconscious again.

"Misa wants out!! Misa wants to see Light-kun!!!" Misa screamed and gnashed her teeth.

"Miss Amane! Please lay back down!…Someone get the morphine!" A doctor called from the same side of the glass. Dark faces appeared and pulled Misa back. Misa's screaming slowly faded.

"We need to get out of here Mello…Mello? Oh yeah, you're unconscious again. Wake up." L poked Mello.

"Mello? MELLO!" L yelled.

"Hehe…fire…" Mello said. L sighed and resumed pulling Mello behind him. L turned a corner and tripped.

"Ahh!" He screamed and fell, Mello slid along a few more feet.

"Who the hell put a wheelchair there!? And in front of a closet!" L wondered about the idiots of this hospital from hell.

"Hmmm…" L looked at the wheelchair and at the storage closet in the wall, and had an idea. He was still very smart without sugar….


L pushed Mello in the wheelchair in his newly acquired doctor's uniform. Well, it wasn't a doctor's uniform; it was a male's nurse's uniform. It was the only outfit in there, besides the female uniforms and that wasn't going to happen! At least he could pull it off. Mello still looked like a coma patient, unconscious and drooling and such, and L had those great acting skills we have recently learned about. It had come to L that Near would probably be in the Children's wing. Yes, we know he's 18, but he looks like a child, so that's where he is.

So L headed down to the elevator and got in with his "patient". He pressed the up arrow and waited. The elevator went up a floor then stopped. Another two doctors got on and talked.

"…. So he was in a closet?" One doctor said.

"Yes. The report says, 'severely beaten.' We're not sure when or how yet." The other one responded and checked the time randomly.

The elevator dinged and started going up again.

"They put him in the trauma wing. Along with some other patient who also was attacked, by an albino I think." The other one concluded. The doctors looked at Mello then L. L gave a nervous, guilty smile. The elevator dinged again and L ran off with Mello into the pediatrics wing.

"Eww. It smells like diapers in here." L pinched his nose. "Mello, how can you just sleep like this?" L asked.

"Mwahaaha! I iz numbah ONE!!" Mello sat up straight and said, then fell back again.

"Never mind." L said and started searching again. "At least we know where Matt is." L began to search every room and window for Near. A small, albino boy wouldn't be hard to miss. But it was even easier then that….

"You're Kira! NO! You're Kira! AHHH!!" A very familiar voice shouted from one room.

"Sit down little boy and take your rabies shot!"

"Never Kira!" There was a crash and another nurse ran down the hall to the room.

"There's Near" L said and pushed Mello towards the door. Inside was Near, attacking more people. "Hey Near." L waved from the door. Near stopped for a moment and looked at L and Mello. Then….

"I noes who Kira is! I do!" Near screamed and tackled L and stared straight at him, with an unnatural twitch. "He shocked me…oh, I shall have my revenge…I shall…." Near laughed maniacally.

"Ok…. well, Near, just come with us. We are going to get of here, and then have our revenge. It'll be ok." The doctor and nurse came to the door.

"Nurse, you can't just take him without parental permission." They told L.

"I basically am his guardian." L told them.

"What?"

"Huh?"

"But…"

"Humunaumah"

"Humawhat…

"Humanuuu"

"KIRA!!!" Near interrupted.

"You know what, just take him. Maybe to the psychiatric ward." The doctor suggested.

"We were already there…I mean, got to go!" L waved, he put Near in the wheelchair on top Mello and rushed off down the hall to the trauma wing.


Meanwhile….

"Yagami-san…Yagami-san…" Light was being shaken awake be a blonde, female doctor.

"Oh, Head Doctor-san, what's going on?" Light asked slightly dazed.

"You were asleep in the wall. What happened to your group?" She asked.

"WHAT!?" Light looked around and saw they were the only two in the room. "Oh no! They escaped." Light said and stood up. "We need to get them back." He told her.

"I'll alert the hospital." The Head Doctor said and rushed out of the room. Light stumbled out behind her.

"Where did they go?" Light mumbled and began searching for someone.


Woo! L in a nurse's uniform and lap sitting with Mello and Near. Rejoice! It was so fun to portray the subconscious thought of Mello…hehe…fire…lol!

Anyways…time to go find Matt and watch out for Light….