Rugrats Go Marvel: Chapter 7: Ajax and Hawkeye!

Max Billton, otherwise known as Ajax, in his blue, titanium armor, was riding in a car, driven by a robotic woman who Max's assistants built to take care of him. The car Max was riding in was surrounded by other cars Max's thugs were driving in. Max looked at Angelica's Cynthia doll.

"Now let's see what's under that dress of yours." Max said, smiling. Max took a peak under Cynthia's dress and instantly after, he covered his eyes. "Oh, Geez. Doesn't Deadpool learn how to put underwear on her dolls?" He asked disgustingly.

"Query. Don't you want to look under my dress?" the Robot woman asked.

No, actually." Max said. "I already have seen you in your panties while you were being built."

"Okay, master." The robot said.

Meanwhile, Angelica, in her Deadpool outfit, looked at Max and his thugs riding on the road towards the bridge they were gonna go under.

"It's bad guy exterminating time." Angelica said to the readers.

Max looked up and saw Angelica on the bridge, about to get off it and onto Max's car.

"Deadpool!" Max cried, pointing at Angelica.

"On it, master. The robot woman said, turning her hand into a laser pistol.

"Bring it on." Angelica said as she got off the bridge. She landed on top the car right above Max and she seemed disappointed.

"Drat! No sunroof." Angelica Pickles said.

"SHOOT HER DOWN!" Max shouted to the robot.

The robot immediately did as instructed and shot her laser pistol through the roof. Angelica dodged the lasers by doing a cartwheel forward and a backflip onto the hood of the car.

"GET HER OFF!" Max ordered.

But before the robot could comply, Angelica grabbed her laser guns and repeatedly fired at the robot, shattering the windshield completely. The dying robot leaked oil before it shut down immediately. Max immediately unbuckled his seat belt, got out of his booster seat, and ran towards Angelica, when Angelica herself jumped into the car and fired her laser guns at Max. Max jumped over the lasers and tried to land on Angelica, but Angelica dropped to her back and kicked Max over her onto the hood of the car.

Angelica then went to the brake of the car and stomped on it, causing the car to stop, causing Max to fall to the road, and causing other cars behind it to crash into it and each other. In turn, the cars on either sides of Max's car drifted to a halt, and the other vehicles crashed into each other. Max's thugs got out of their vehicles to see him getting up off the ground, before Angelica, holding her Cynthia doll with her right hand, ran onto the hood of the car towards Max Billton and picked him up by the collar with her left hand.

"Hello, gorgeous." Max said.

"Hello, Max." Angelica said, smiling. "I'm just wondering what you did to my Cynthia doll after you stole it from me."

"All I did was look under her dress." Max said. "And seriously, Deadpool. you should really put some underwear on that doll.

"So you looked at her private part." Angelica chuckled as she put him down and let him go.

"She's lucky I didn't touch her in that area." Max commented.

"And, um, do you know what happens to people who mess with Cynthia?" Angelica asked, giving a sly grin.

"I don't know. What happens?" Max asked?

"THIS." Angelica cried furiously as she unseethed her sword, using her left hand, and tried to attack Max with the sword. However, Max's thugs tried shooting Angelica with their laser guns. Angelica dodged the lasers and growled.

"I guess I will have to deal with you guys and gals firstest." Angelica said as she put Cynthia away in one of her pouches and unseethed another one of her katanas and charged at the thugs.

The thugs tried shooting her, but she just kept cutting them up with her swords. Blood splattered everywhere. She put the swords away, took out her laser guns, and shot the rest of the thugs with them when they charged at her and fought her. Now, only Max remained.

"A bazillion confirmed kills about to be a bazillion and one." Angelica said, grinning.

Max raised his titanium shield on his arm.

"Let's dance, Deadpool." Max growled.

"Sorry. But you both are going to have to sit this one out." a voice said.

"Huh!?" Angelica exclaimed

Suddenly, an oddly shaped arrow came at

Max, broke apart into a net, and trapped Max inside the net. Angelica looked up on top of a bridge to see a kid in a purple spandex and Arrow-head-shaped mask. Angelica faced the readers.

"Oh, great." Angelica said to the readers of this story, bummed. "Jimmy DeVille, also known as Hawkeye, has decided to complete his mission and turn me in to S.H.I.E.L.D."