"So what am I supposed to do?" Gabriel asked.
"We need horseshoes and four leaf clovers," Sam told Gabriel.
"Why?" Gabriel asked.
"Broken mirrors and bad luck," Dean told him. "Now hurry up."
As soon as Gabriel left Dean turned to his father pissed off.
"Why don't you care that Sam's gay with an angel? Double standard much?" Dean yelled.
He should have tripped over his untied shoelace, but he was too pissed and didn't have time for that. In fact he was so mad that he scared his shoelace to the point of retying itself.
"What do you think Azazel's plans were for Sam and the children like him?" John asked.
"To kill each other until there was one left and lead his demon army?" Dean asked. "And to kill Lilith."
"Well that too, but mostly for a birthday present for Gabriel. They were really fighting to date him," John said as if this were common knowledge.
"Seriously, that was Sam's fate? To be gay with Gabriel? That was what I was going to have to kill him over?" Dean yelled.
"Pretty much," John responded casually.
Before Dean could say anything else Gabriel reappeared in front of him.
"Here," Gabriel said holding out a bag of four leaf clovers.
Dean filled each of his pockets, then took a horseshoe from Gabriel's other hand and hung it from his necklace.
Sam followed suit, except he tucked his horseshoe around one of his belt loops.
"Am I done here now?" Gabriel asked, not looking very happy about being there.
"No, Cas still needs a cure," Dean told him.
"That's impossible, the only cure is killing the poisoner," Gabriel told him.
"Can you do it?" Dean asked.
"Seriously?" Gabriel asked.
"Fine I guess I'll just have to send out a notice about your makeover . . . maybe Cas even has some pictures," Dean responded.
Gabriel sighed and agreed.
"Speaking of Cas where did he go?" Balthazar asked.
"Goddammit he's gonna get himself killed," Dean said pissily.
"Let me guess? You want me to go find him because I'm the one with the angel powers and a reason to be blackmailed," Gabriel said rolling his eyes. "Well maybe you should get Balthazar to go because I have a video where he's playing with Barbies. He does their hair and makeup, plus he names a Ken doll after himself and a Barbie after Betty White and has them make out."
"You said you'd never tell anyone!" Balthazar beginning to cry. " Besides Betty White's a hottie with a body!"
"Well that's an image I'll never get out of my head," Dean said grossed out.
"How about this we have information on both of you and it would be faster if you both worked together. So why don't you get looking?" Sam asked.
Both of the remaining angels disappeared in a flash.
"Can we leave now?" Asked Andy Samberg who was still sitting in the car with Lady Gaga.
"Lets go get pie!" Lady Gaga said pointing across the parking lot.
"Okay so we're going to have to get someone to wipe everyone hears memories clean later," Sam piped up.
When he turned to look back at his family he noticed that they were both eating pie.
"Where'd that come from?" Sam asked.
"I don't know, probably the same place as the piece your holding," Dean responded.
Meanwhile Cas was standing on top of Mount Everest yelling, "Pie for everyone!" Causing a slice of pie to appear in every person in the world's hands.
Somewhere in a hospital a surgeon was performing heart surgery.
He was carefully holding onto his patient's heart when out of nowhere a piece of pie appeared in the man's heart.
Needless to say the patient didn't survive his surgery.
A/N: Please read and review kind sir and or madame. Hope you liked it. :D
