YESH! CHAPPIE 8 UP AND RUNNING!
UP AND RUNNIN, BABY!


"Leader-saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnn!" a whiny-voice echoed through the halls of the akatsuki hideout.

"What the fuck is it this time, Tobi?!" Pein cried out in an irritated manner.

"Zetsu stoled meh lollipop!!" he replied.

"Well then go buy another fricken one! THERE LIKE 25 CENTS!"

In an immediate reply, Tobi burst into tears. Pein smacked his head. "Cut the crap, Tobi!" he begged the newest (and most painfully annoyingest) member of the akatsuki to shut up.

"Ok, fine! If it will make you happy, we can go to the Wonka Factory down the street!"

The crying abruptly stopped. "Leader-taan?"

"…Yes, (twitch)…Tobi? (wince)"

"I WUUUUUUV YUUUUUUU!" Tobi jumped on Pein and began to hug him…too closely. 0.0

Zetsu ran into the room sucking on a lollipop and said, "WHOA! TOBI'S HUMPING PEIN!"

Hidan, as if on cue, came in. "Duuuude…what'd I miss?" he smirked. "ENOUGH!" Pein thrust Tobi off of him. "Tobi, get in the car." He grimaced. "Where are you guys going?" Itachi came in, a fresh coat of purple nail polish gleaming on his nails.

"The Wonka Factory!" Tobi remarked, smiling so giddy and gaily it freaked even the toughest Uchiha member out.

Pein went to Konan. "Konan---dearest, would you mind taking Tobi to the Wonka Factory?" Pein pleaded with his akatsuki partner. She whirled around, gritted her teeth unpleasantly, and replied with a rather ruthless tone, "OH HELL NO!"

And with that she ran out of the akatsuki hideout and jumped off of a cliff. Tobi waved to her as she left. "Ok now, Leader-san?" Tobi asked.

"Uh---wait." Pein paused. "HIDAN!" he cried out. Hidan came into the room. "What the hell do you want?! I was in the middle of a goddamn ritual!"

"Take Tobi to the Wonka Factory." He choked out. Hidan stood there, blinking unbelievably. After a few moments, he started to laugh forcefully. "Oh, for a second there I thought you told me to take Tobi to the----!" he stopped short when he realized the look on the Akatsuki leader's face.

.:SIGH:.

Tobi half skipped/half hopped to the car while holding Hidan's grubby hand. "Be more enthusiastic like me, Hidan-san!" Tobi cheered. "Enthusiastic? More like a hyper-active son of a bastard…" he mumbled.

When they got to the factory, there were two guards standing at the door. Tobi was walking merrily to the front gate when he bumped into their husky bodies. "Golden ticket," the guard uncrossed his arms to open his palm.

"Golden…ticket?" Tobi asked innocently.

"OH…." Hidan hissed. "NOUUUU!"

Tobi started to cry and wail until Hidan couldn't take it anymore. A boy walked up to the guards and was about to give a golden ticket when Hidan shoved his face in and kicked him in the crotch.

That boy happened to be Charlie Bucket.

"Tough luck, kid. DREAMS DON'T COME TRUE!" Hidan cackled as he gave Tobi the ticket. "Ohmigosh!" Tobi breathed. "THIS IS THE HAPPIEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE!"

The doors of the Wonka factory opened slowly and old man Wonka came out. "Hey I know that guy…" Hidan started.

"HE RAPED MY SISTER!


Well, (cough) wasn't that a shocker?

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