Hay dudes. Its me zombiefreake. I know how you all want to know where the ginger went…well too fucking bad. I'm not saying shit. Jk you will see eventually.

-Billy's pov-

I felt sick. Like really sick. Like barf my lungs sick. When the swirling ended I turned to see Heroinbrine standing over me. She smiled. I smiled back at her, and then turned her black shoes green.

-Heroinbrine's pov-

I smiled at him. He looked so cute kneeling there trying to hold back his lunch. When he smiled back I almost melted. Then he blew junks all over my shoes. Geez, what a mood killer.

-All pov-

As our hero blows heroic chunks all over Heroinbrine's shoes in an impossibly heroic manner a certain white-eyed miner watches him a…well I don't fucking know what he is thinking. I mean look at him. He always has that blank expression and white fucking eyes. I mean really. Is he mad? Angry? Sad? You know what how about a derpy expression. Yes. He has a blank cock-eyed expression. "How the hell can you tell, his eyes are completely blank." DAMN IT BILLY. WHAT DID I FUCKING TELL YOU? NOW YOUR FIRST TIME HAVING SEX IS GOING TO BE PAINFUL RAPE. PROUD OF YOURSELF? "…" Yah, that's what I thought. Oh and the one to take your virginity is going to be a dude. Now where was I? Oh yes. So as our hero CRIES LIKE A SNIVILING BITCH ABOUT HIS NEW-FOUD FATE a certain cock-eyed ghost miner watches him. A hooded figure walks up behind him and kneels. "Now lord?" he asks. "Soon project Alpha." Herobrine replied with a bored and stern voice. "Yes my lord." Said Alpha.

-Billy's pov-

I stood up covered in shameful tears and barf. "You look horrible." Heroinbrine said. "Let me clean you up." She waved her hand and all the shit was gone. "Well, why did you drag me to a swamp?" I asked. "I brought you here to meet my dad, remember." She said. She then turned and called out to he dad. Suddenly there was a big flash. I covered my eyes. When I looked back I saw that jackass that threw me into that vortex, and a hooded figure. "Thanks Heroinbrine." She looked at me. "For what?" "For taking me to the basterd that threw me into a FUCKING PORTAL!" I yelled. I pushed past Heroinbrine. I was filled with so much rage. I jumped at Herobrine with my flaming fist aimed right at his bitch face. I was an inch away from his face when something knocked me out of the way. I looked to see the hooded figure. "Now Alpha, this is you time." Herobrine said. The figure nodded and removed the wrappings. I was speechless. Before me stood a giant banana with muscular human arms and legs. "Kick kick-box bananah." Kickboxing Banana said. "Wait WAIT! What the hell is this!?" Billy said in angry confusion. Everyone just sort of stared at him. "Whom are you talking to?" Heroinbrine asked as her eyes darted side to side. "Look, I'm going to break the forth wall and fix this shit." I grabbed the script and edited it so there was a –All pov- so I could talk to the bastard writer and get rid of this goofy banana.

-All pov-

What in the hell makes you think you can question the creative genius of kickboxing banana!? "It makes no sense. I mean are you high while you are writing this?" –snorts coke- -sniffle- uuuuuuh no. "Sigh. Come on dude, focus. You haven't mentioned Justin since we got here. Use him!" Fine, Fine. But kickboxing Banana will be back. "Fine, whatever. Just hurry, I'm getting bored. Ok, ok. And so I returned Kickboxing Banana to his pokeball and substituted him with ginger drug addict, or Justin as the rest of the pokemon world refer to him. "Hay, what the big idea. Those pokeballs are heaven. I was about to sex up fifty bitches. Yah FIFTY BITCHES!" Justin yelled angrily at me for cock-blocking him. He then realized that Billy was standing in front of him. "Oh Billy, how you been bro?" he asked. "Good man you?" "Great." They exchanged fist bumps and man hugs. Then Justin realized he needed to FUCKING GET IN CHARACTER! "Yah. Whatever." Justin replied. He stretched, read his script, and got ready for battle. "Ok, I'm ready" Justin said. Ok good now back to Billy's pov.

-Billy's pov-

I was speechless. Before me stood my bro from someone else's bitch hole. H looked different though. He looked very pail. I mean yes, he is a ginger, but he was like snow pail. And he had a slight light blue aura around him. And his eyes were dark blue. "Prepare for battle Alpha." Herobrine said. My buddy got in a fighting stance. I can't believe I had to fight my bro….

Bum bum BUUUUUUUUUM! Shocker. Do not worry. I know what you are thinking. And I must say yes. Kickboxing Banana will be back. Oh and one more thing, the next couple chaps will be interview chapters. Send any questions you have for the characters and they will answer. Here is a list of them.

Character-species/gender/status

Billy-human/male/hero(sometimes)

Justin-human/male/undetermined

Heroinbrine-ghost princess/girl/undetermined

Hilda-wither skeleton princess/girl/good(but she's a bad girl in bed –wink wink-)

Stella- skeleton princess/girl/yet to be introduced

Blazette-blaze princess/girl/good(with a wittle crush on our hero. Awwww.)

Charlotte-Ghast princess/girl/good(Though her extremely horny attitude can cloud her judgment.)

Andr-Enderman princess/girl/shy,good.(dose whatever her older sister says)

Bane- spirit of war and aggression/male sprit/he is wise and powerful, but neither good nor bad.

Sasha- wither skeleton/girl/good, lonely. (If you haven't guessed already, the "I'm too highly ranked for a charge" thing was a lie. All the men denied her. she feels unloved.)