AN: Yup Stephenie Meyer owns the Twilight stuff! My Chemical Romance owns the Song 'Blood' and Kelly owns the song 'Shoes'. That all for now!
Chapter 7 – Sing Off
BPOV
We had decided to have the 'sing-off' in a little closed down theatre not far from Forks Police Department. Alice had bought it a few years ago but never used it. (Wouldn't you know it?)
I wasn't looking forward to this. I was an ok singer but compared to the Cullens? I shuddered to think what I sounded like next to them. I was sick of the whole rivalry between the Vampires and the Werewolves. I'm going to slaughter them all myself if they don't give it up soon!
Edward took my hand and pulled me towards my next life threatening experience. He smiled down at me like this was a good thing. I smiled back at him but he saw through it.
"It will be fine Bella. Stop worrying ok?" he kissed my head.
"But Edward-"I started
"No buts Bella." He said cutting me off. "You're a great singer. Your not going to let your future family down, are you?"
"WHAT!! When have you ever heard me sing?" I stopped walking and stared at him.
"Well…When you were in the shower…Bella? Why are you so mad? They could probably hear you in La Push you sang so loud…not that im complaining." Edward tried to explain.
I sighed. "Come on, let's get this over with." He grinned and I allowed myself to be pulled into the building.
Alice was waiting at the door, bouncing up and down in excitement.
"Bella! Great you're here! Come on, help me get the stage ready!" she squealed happily. "Im going first! I can't wait!" she laughed. "Let go Edward you can have her later!"
Edward sighed and let go of my hand. He gave me the crooked grin that always took my breath away and wandered over to Jasper.
"Jeez Bella, don't hyperventilate or anything. Now come on we have work to do!" She handed me some boxes and I waddled along behind her.
10 minutes later
"And know, I Alice Cullen, will start this wonderful evening off! Both teams must sing a total of 10 songs. Good luck and enjoy!" Alice laughed and danced gracefully off the stage. I looked at Edward for he had begun to laugh hysterically.
"Just watch." He whispered. I looked back towards the stage. The curtain went up and the music started.
I blinked a couple of times. Alice had transformed the stage into what could only be described as a mini-shopping mall. There were shoes everywhere. Alice danced onto the stage with a basket slung on her arm. She began picking up random shoes and throwing them into her basket. Occasionally trying some on. I stared at her while she sung.
Shoes.
Shoes.
Shoes.
Oh my God.
Shoes.
Let's get some shoes.
Let's get some shoes.
Let's get some shoes.
Let's get some shoes.
Shoes.
Shoes.
Shoes.
Oh, my God, shoes.
Shoes.
These shoes rule.
These shoes suck.
These shoes rule.
These shoes suck!
Shoes.
Shoes.
Shoes.
Oh, my God, shoes.
These shoes rule.
These shoes suck.
These shoes suck.
These shoes suck!
Jasper came on then carrying a shoe box.
I think you have too many shoes.
Shut up!
I think you have too many shoes.
Shut up!
I think you have too many shoes.
Shut up!
I think you have too many shoes.
Shut up!
Stupid boy.
Stupid boy.
Let's get some shoes.
Let's party.
These shoes are three hundred dollars.
These shoes are three hundred dollars.
These shoes are three hundred fucking dollars.
Let's get 'em!
Rosalie then walked on carrying the most beautiful shoes I had ever seen. Of course I would never wear them, unless I wanted to die.
Um...this style runs small. I don't think you're gonna fit.
I mean, your feet are kinda big.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, by the way bitch,
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
Alice bowed at the end "Thank you, Thank you." She smiled sweetly and danced off the stage. Edward and I had collapsed on the floor and were laughing hysterically. Alice suddenly appeared beside us. I quickly stood up straight. Edward however was still giggling madly like a little school girl.
"Well, Bella? What did you think?" She asked me a devastating smile dancing on her face.
I told her the truth. "I loved it Alice. It was so you." I didn't tell her the reason behind why I loved it though. I was afraid to hurt her feelings.
"Thanks Bella!" she kissed my cheek and danced off to find Charlie.
Charlie looked slightly shocked by what he had just witnessed.
"Charlie! How did I do?" Alice squealed bouncing up and down, clutching his arm.
"Um…well…it was very different…yes very different ….and entertaining too. So well done on that." Charlie struggled his way through finding the right words to describe the scene.
"Yes!" Alice shrieked. "I knew it would be a hit!"
Esme however was not so happy with Alice's performance. "Alice Cullen! I can't believe you used such language! And in front of Charlie too!"
"But Esme please! Charlie liked it! That's what counts right?" she asked apologetically.
Edward, who had finally regained control, lost it again when Alice was scolded by Esme.
"Oh Bella...That…..that was just the funniest thing… I have seen…in so long!" he gasped through his laughter.
I giggled and kissed his cheek. "I love it when you're happy." I smiled up at him.
"Okay people settle down! The next person to sing tonight is Billy!" Alice yelled at us.
We all sat back down and faced the stage again. Every now and then Edward and I would break into fits of giggles but we managed to control ourselves when Billy took the stage.
Well they encourage your complete cooperation
Send you roses when they think you need to smile
I can't control myself because I don't know how
And they love me for it honestly I'll be here for a while
So give them blood, blood
Gallons of the stuff
Give them all that they can drink and it will never be enough
Give them blood, blood, blood
Grab a glass because there's going to be a flood.
A celebrated man amongst the gurneys
They can fix me proper with a bit of luck
The doctors and the nurses they adore me so
But it's really quite alarming cause I'm such an awful fuck (why thank you!)
I gave you blood, blood
Gallons of the stuff
I gave you all that you can drink and it has never been enough
I gave you blood, blood, blood
I'm the kind of human wreckage that you love!
We stared at Billy long after he had finished. What was he doing? Was he really trying to expose the Cullen's secret to Charlie? I thought about this for a minute. Nah…Charlie would never figure it out!
The pack were howling with laughter. (No pun intended. Hehe) I looked at them all and began to giggle myself.
"Really Bella. Of all the things to laugh at…" Edward began. I turned to him. Tears streaming down my cheeks. Edward took one look at me and roared with laughter.
"I can't believe Billy actually sang My Chemical Romance!"
Ok people, the Sing off has begun. Prepare for rivalry, stripping and randomness. Thanks to all the people who suggested songs for me. You guys are awesome! 13. Shimer. 13, wow that's all I can say! Hehe I'll try and use as many as possible! Ok so im going Qua-zar tomorrow (Saturday) so I won't be able to put another chapter up. Im sorry! But if u guys have any more suggestions please tell me! Love ya all!
