drabbles featuring the blond Slayer...

the drabbles are not connected to each other or any of my other projects.
Buffy (and anyone else from BtVS) belongs to Joss Whedon.

1 – Lost Boys - belongs to Warner Brothers/Time Warner
2 - Matrix: owned by Warner Brothers, written & directed by the Wachowski brothers

3 – the Picture of Dorian Grey was written by Oscar Wilde

4 – this version of Thor is from Marvel Comics, owned by Stan Lee and many other people who are not me.

5 – Killer Croc is from Batman, and is one of the recurring Gotham villains – as such, ownership goes to whomever is the writing staff of the Batman comics and/or assorted animated series(es – seriesi? Seri?)

6 – The Scooby-Doo cartoons belong to Hanna-Barbara, the live-action movies belongs to Warner Brothers (and in the live action, Daphne was played by Sarah Michelle Geller, who also played Buffy in the BtVS series.)

7 – the Die Hard movie series, with the first one based on a novel by Roderick Thorpe and the screenplay by Jeb Stuart & Steven E. de Souza – the first movie was a 20th Century Fox Film Corporation production.
8 – the 2007 Transformers movie belongs to Dreamworks.
9 – Quantum Leap showed on NBC and was produced by Belisarius Productions in association with Universal Media Studios.
10 – the Meg series is written by Steve Alten

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Buffy walked along the boardwalk, hoping to see the cute guy again. Who wouldn't rather watch a bad-boy with an earring than some weird guy babbling about destiny?

"Hey cutie."

His voice made her shiver, and Buffy looked over to see David. "Hey yourself."

"All alone on the boardwalk? Could be dangerous." He had this sexy smirk.

"Tired of listening to my parents fight," She shrugged, and glanced at him. "What do people do for fun around here?"

"I could take you for a ride." His fingers were cool.

"I bet you could," Buffy leaned closer.

They never could resist.

End 1 -Lost Boys.

He had this sexy French accent and smooth, polished look. The kind of guy who probably only drank designer water. Rich, cultured, and probably up to his eyebrows in manipulation and trouble.

Naturally, Buffy couldn't resist trying to learn more about him.

He moved from an expensive restaurant to this wild club, equally comfortable in both places. She was learning so many things just by chasing him, pain, pleasure, French.

Dawn thought he was creepy. Willow said that his aura was really funky. Giles had turned a funny purple color.

Despite all that, Buffy still flirted shamelessly with the Merovingian.

End 2 - Matrix Revolutions.

Buffy smiled at her new Watcher. He was so much cuter than the last one, and had this sexy smile… Even better, he didn't keep going on and on about destiny and fighting and her being Chosen. Training seemed a lot more appealing now, especially when he peeled a few clothes off after getting all hot and sweaty.

Or maybe it was his idea that since she was the Slayer, and life could be very short, she should enjoy herself. He took her to clubs, dancing… the sex was amazing.

Dorian Grey was the best Watcher ever, in Buffy's opinion.

End 3 - Picture of Dorian Grey.

Buffy watched the fight in awe – these guys were hot. Blondie had a big hammer and talked funny, and the other one had some funky tentacles and a Russian accent. As pieces of the buildings fell around them, Buffy moved further back, feeling small and breakable.

Neither one looked like they had anything between them and their very tight pants.

Amazing muscles, strong, durable… She wondered how she could get their phone numbers, what they were doing Friday.

Well, maybe not the Russian with white hair, she sucked at foreign languages.

But Thor had definite possibilities. And a nice hammer.

End 4 - Marvel's Thor.

The maybe-demon roared and lunged at her, with huge teeth ready to take a bite of Slayer. Buffy twisted, almost missing the spacious sewers of Sunnydale, which were so much better for Slaying than the ones in Gotham. She'd already broken her primary stake against the hide of this thing.

He'd started it anyhow. She'd been after a pair of vampires, and had staked one before the second had ran away from big and scaly… not that she really blamed the vampire.

Her axe worked against the scaly hide.

"Bad killer crocodile thing." This was why there was a Slayer.

End 5 - Batman (Killer Croc).

Buffy glanced at the shop window and sighed – that demon dog was still following her. And there were too many people to Slay… She was just glad it hadn't attacked anyone.

"Raphne?"

Buffy felt herself shiver and kept walking. She never liked it when the demons that weren't close to human talked.

"I wanted to get some new shoes, and see if there was a purse to match this cute new scarf, not get followed by some demon dog…"

"Raphne?"

Holding her scarf, Buffy headed towards the nearest cemetery.

She wondered just what this demon planned to get away with.

End 6 - Scooby-Doo.

Buffy and her friend Lucy walked along the sidewalk, giggling as they discussed the football tryouts to replace last year's seniors. Not that they were focused on the skill of the players. They were debating who had the cutest tight end – Jack, Kevin, or Cal.

A police vehicle turned to creep towards them. The window rolled down, showing an older guy with short hair.

"Lucy. You'd best be ready for that test, and Jack is not allowed over. Or near you."

"Yeah Dad, I know."

"I thought your parents split up?" Buffy asked.

"They did," Lucy Gennaro-McClane sighed. "Overprotective fathers."

End 7 - Die Hard movies.

Walking along the street, Buffy wondered what could have spooked the local demons and vampires. She hadn't seen the first sign of baddies in the last four days. A report from just a few months ago suggested too many demons and vamps.

Glimpsing a police car, Buffy kept walking, trying to look innocent and keep the stake up her sleeve.

Something about the car wasn't right. Maybe the driver?

Buffy could feel something strong and dangerous and nearby. Not a vampire. Or any sort of demon that she'd fought before.

Something bad was afoot in Mission City. She knew it.

End 8 – 2007 Transformers Movie.

Buffy had no idea what was wrong with Giles today. He wasn't drinking tea, he'd been using the computer, and after Snyder had ranted at him, he'd been swearing differently. Like an American. He hadn't even seemed to recognize her at first.

Giles wasn't acting like Giles.

When she saw the ghost in the white uniform appear behind 'Giles', Buffy knew that something wasn't right. Then the ghost started talking to whoever was pretending to be Giles and calling him Al, she knew that things were not right.

When he started mentioning a mission, she knew something big was happening.

End 9 - Quantum Leap.

Buffy stretched, enjoying the sunshine as she lounged on a boat. Summer vacation with her dad was a sweet deal. Fresh air, maybe swimming in the ocean…

Then her slayer-sense went crazy. Something dangerous and hungry was near.

The pale shark that she could see just under the water was bigger than the boat. Its fin was taller than Buffy.

"No way I can slay that," Buffy whispered. "Dad, time to get out of the bay. Now."

"What..?"

The shark's head rose, swallowing a guy on water-skis whole.

" But Megalodons are supposed to be extinct."

"Tell the shark that."

End 10 – Meg series.