(Guys I really need some reviews!)

Until that moment, I had lived my entire life without a shred of validation. But when I looked around at the throngs of concert-goers, buzzing with excitement, it hit me—I was born for this. This was where I belonged, among the heat of the crowd and lights. The man I loved was to my side, one arm securely around my waist. He was my rock. The band I'd waited years to see was just making their exit. There was so much love between the members of the audience; how could I have gone so long without attending such an event? It was absolute bliss. I knew the feeling would last for days.

Sherriff Woody was like, AFTERPARTAAAAAAA- An after party! I knew there would be one, obvs after such a great concert there was no way there wouldn't be an official afterparty but I really hoped that there would be a person at the door to make sure it was only the cool people from the concert because I didn't want that biatch eowyn there, she was such a poser, and I wanted this party to be FUN. If there was an afterparty that meant I could maybe eve n end up the night in the arms of the beautiful and bonarific lead singer of B4MBI.

That movie was so sad, tbh I actually still cry sometimes when I watch it. When the deer dies I get really sad and I cry. Walt Disney was such a talented filmmaker.

SO basically when I heard about thea fterparty haha me well we all heard the after party was happening, so I went to find legoal and Aragorn and we all linked arms with me in the middle. We were going to make this enTRANCE in STYLE haha get it trance? Like trance music?

So basically when we were all linked together I brushed off my skirt and made sure my hair was falling over my shoulders in amber waves of grain. My hair was totally beautiful. After spritzing myself with my perfume we all started walking like they do in Mean Girls idk if you've seen that movie, it has Lindsay Lohan before she got messed up from all the Coca-Cola.

Then we started The Walk. Right left, right, left, we walked all the way down the causeway to the Bifrost, where we Walked all the way to Sherriff Woody's house. His house basically was like the one in the Bling Ring which has Emma "Imported American Accent" Watson in it; she's totally hath. Me and Aragorn and Legoland pooled our energy with our crystal necklaces that let us synchronize to each other's psychological wavelengths. When we were all synchronized, we stopped to draw in simultaneous, steadying breaths. This kind of magic was powerful. It was like the One Ring To Rule Them All but real life version, not the flash animation.

I took out my iPad and showed my friends the videos, they were hilarious even though they were made in 2007. You should Google them. When we were done, I put the iPad back in my pocket and we continued Walking all the way to the house. Sherriff Woody's house was bascally like the Addams Family house, it was so goffick. I breathed in the scent of mothballs and cobwebs when we stepped inside, feeling more like Elvira by the second. What an amazing haus get it like haus music? Haha Andy Sixx is my boyfriend

We stepped inside. Everyone turned around to look at us, our arms linked with me in the middle looking coyly out at my adoring fans. They all gathered around us and lifted us into a beatific crowd surf, chanting my name again. In the backgroun | H 4 U $ version of the Star Spangled Banner was playing, with lasers flashing left and right and also in our faces so that we became the icons of Alice's Adventures in Middle Earth, floating upon our loyal followers until we were on a balcony that overlooked the rest of the haus. Staring out at them, I flipped my hair and tried to channel my inner Emma Frost. It was time for my Princessly Address.

"Hello fellow partiers, padfoots and prongs, proudfeet and other hobbits from the first part of The Fellowship of the Ring." They all cheered. "I am MEllanie T'Starlight von Goldensdawn, and I want to use this poignant moment to usher in the first day of our holy festival, which I am now appointing as our most important holiday! It is the DeceptiCON. Everyone has to worship a character from the 2007 Michael Bay Transformers film for two and one half weeks. I Pick…."

Everyone waited in urgent silence. The lasers even stopped. In the background th | H 4 U $ version of the Star Spangled Banner still played quietly, sounding melancholic and dark like my dark soul.

"MEGAN FOX!" I finished. A surge of divine power coursed through me. Legolas kissed me passionately in front of our worshippers. Someone brought a life-sized cardboard cutout of Megan Fox and put her on the balcony. Only I pushed her over and I was like, "EXCEPT I WILL WORSHIP NO ONE, EVERYONE HAS TO WORSHIP ME DURING THE DECEPTI*CON*"

Then they were all cheering, and I felt even more valiated. Then I dived onto the crowd and someone gave me a martini which I sipped while they carried me around the house and up the stairs until I was back on the balcony.