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The Starfleet Academy |
The Golden Gate Bridge |
Star Trek movies |
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turtlenecks |
Enterprise |
10-Forward |
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Frenchmen |
Seven of Nine |
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Christmas Lights |
Star Destroyers |
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The Adventures of the Goddess Ivanova (Part 8): Physician, scale thyself...
One day, the Doctor rescued three frenchmen from three doomed Star Destroyers. They were so grateful they said that he should rule the universe.
This put ideas in the Doctor's head.
"If I were the ruler, EVERYONE would give me their undivided attenstion. But how could I become the ruler of the universe?
"You need me." A voice came. The Doctor looked around and saw a furry thing floating. It looked familiar, almost like it was out of the Star Trek movies.
"Very well." They started discussing their EVIL plan.
Meanwhile, Ivanova, Delenn and Spoony were on the Enterprise, putting up christmas lights in Ten-Forward.
"I hate doing this," grumbled Ivanova as she snapped the lights on. "If only those daft Frenchmen in turtlenecks have finished with their ruse..."
The "I" signal flashed abruptly. Ivanova grinned. "Speak of the Doctor."
The trio grabbed Firebolts and zipped to Voyager. They captured the hairpiece and sent it to the Starfleet Academy. But it escaped from the Golden Gate Bridge, swearing vengeance at Ivanova.
Seven of Nine's ghost was pissed.
The Doctor realized his mistake.
"I will allow you to be ruler of the universe for a day," said Ivanova.
"Okay!" said the Doctor.
Ivanova turned him into a big plastic ruler.
And thus, the day was once again saved by Ivanova, Nutella Goddess!
