A/N: Okay, YOU GUYS OFFICALLY ROCK

A/N: Okay, YOU GUYS OFFICALLY ROCK! The last chapter was up for about two minutes before my email box flooded with reviews! You guys are the best!

Question from XxLuvAtFirstBitexX to Captain Hector Barbossa – "Where did you get Jack the undead monkey?"

Barbossa: Tia Delma and Tortuga aren't the only places a pirate can go for supplies and other such things you know?

Question from IsabellaMarieCullen3214 to Captain Jack Sparrow – "What is the story behind the bone in your hair?"

Jack: Well-

Gibbs: (cutting in) Don't you believe anything he says about how he got that reindeer bone! I doubt he would ever survive in the cold long enough to kill a reindeer and get a bone like that himself. I'll bet he got it from Tia Delma.

Jack: (glares at Gibbs)

Question from Medusa Sparrow-Descouedres to Captain Elizabeth Turner – "Where on EARTH did you hide that cannon like gun at the start of At World's End?"

Jack, Barbossa, Gibbs, Ragetti, Pintel, and all other single males in the cast who think Elizabeth is hot: (lean toward Elizabeth smiling with extreme curiosity)

Elizabeth: (glares at each male individually) Not a chance boys.

Question from Medusa Sparrow-Descouedres to Captain Davy Jones – "Do you remember how long you were Captain of the Flying Dutchman before Will killed you?"

Jones: I was the first and only Captain of that ship until quite recently. (glares at Jack)

Jack: (crosses legs and sits back starring into space and whistles inconspicuously)

Question from Medusa Sparrow-Descouedres to Captain Jack Sparrow – "To CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: Please tell me you weren't gonna TRY anything disgusting with that goat? Though you probably were."

Jack: (defensively) In my defense I was not quite in my right mind. You try being trapped in Davy Jones locker and when you come back tell me nothing of such odd sorts happened to you!

Elizabeth: (rolls eyes and guesses what Jack was actually thinking when he inched toward the goat)

Question from Medusa Sparrow-Descouedres to Captain Jack Sparrow – "Jack again: Apart from rum, what other drinks do you like? And that doesn't include more rum, diet rum, almost rum, I can't believe its not rum etc."

Jack: Carbonated rum and light rum.

Question from Medusa Sparrow-Descouedres to Lord Cutler Beckett –"To Lord Castrated Bastard ahem Lord Cutler Beckett: Are you always this cheery? Or do you have to work on it?"

Beckett: (with a far too creepy cheery smile) It comes with time.

Question from .insane.lil.piratess. to Captain Teague – "To Teague: Hehe! Ur fun when ur mad! whacks him with his guitary thing Ha ha! You don't like me, do you?"

Teague: Frankly no, I don't.

Question from .insane.lil.piratess. to Captain Hector Barbossa – "To er... Barbossa: Whatever! I don't like you anywayz! pouts And where actually DID you get that hat?"

Barbossa: (is silent, not that excited to answer the question)

Jack: (smiling) Actually, I got him that hat.

Question from .insane.lil.piratess. to Captain Jack Sparrow – "To... JACK!: Okay, im pretty mad now! And so's my brother! What if i dressed up as a man? Could i join your crew then?? OMG, ur so hot! ahem"

Jack: I really don't think men's clothes would flatter you at all. It really should be a dress or nothing. I happen to have no dress on my-

Elizabeth: Ugh, Jack!! WILL you stop it!?

Will: (looking up) Did someone say may name?

Jack: (noticing how dim Will can be, wonders why Elizabeth picked Will over him)

Question from .insane.lil.piratess. to Joshamee Gibbs – "To Gibbs: Will YOU be our dad, then? And what would you do if i poked you??"

Gibbs: (ignoring questions due to the fact he is out cold with a mug of rum in his hand)

Jack: (leans over to look into the mug to see if there is any rum left)

Question from .insane.lil.piratess. to Captain William Turner – "And finally to... WILL: What do you think about Gibbs??"

Will: (stares at the drunken Gibbs) Uh…can't say much for him.

Question from ElizabethTurner93 to Captain Jack Sparrow –"To Captain Jack Sparrow: What exactly did you see when you went down the Kraken's throat? I know you went to Davy's locker, but how did the 'transformation' look?

Jack: Well, once it swallowed me I don't remember much after that. I woke up on my ship not quite in my right mind. As I'm sure you know all after that.

Question from ElizabethTurner93 to Captain William Turner – "To Will Turner: Why exactly are you so hot?"

Will: (confused and slightly scared as this is about the millionth time something of this sort has happened to him) Uh…I…don't…know.

Question from ElizabethTurner93 to Captain Elizabeth Turner – "To Elizabeth Turner: This isn't a question, but I really am a big fan of yours!"

Elizabeth: Well…thanks.

Question from Tassel630 to Ragetti and Pintel – "Yay! Whacks Jack Um... need a question... To Pintel and Ragetti: In POTC 3, HOW did you manage to tie yourselves up upside-down with your hands UNDER the ropes?! And to Pintel: If I vote for you (with the captain issue in doubt) will you whack Jack for me?"

Jack: (ducks in plenty of time as he has now learned to fear the name "Tassel630")

Ragetti: Well, what we did was… (trails of, unsure, looks at Pintel)

Pintel: Here's how we did it… (pauses and doesn't know how to continue)

Ragetti: I…I don't know.

Pintel: It was his idea. (jerks head toward Ragetti) (considers Tassel630's offer) Eh, sure why not? (pulls out rifle and whacks Jack on the head with it)

Jack: OUCH! (glares at Tassel630)

Ragetti: (to the whole cast) SEE!? I TOLD YOU WE COULD USE THE RIFLES AS CLUBS!!

A/N: I don't know what is was, but this chapter was just really fun to write. I think it's cuz I came up with most of the jokes on the spot and they worked so well. Hope it's as good as it feels.

To IsabellaMarieCullen3214 – Your question to Will was just a little too directed to Orlando Bloom for me to answer. I did hear somewhere that IF another Pirate movie is made (hopes to the Lord above it will happen) that Bloom was a little unsure if he'd do it. But anyway, hope you liked the answer to your other question. Sorry I couldn't answer both.

To Everyone who had read most of the chapters – In case you haven't noticed yet, Tassel630's whacking of Jack is going to be a continuous thing. So look for it in every future chapter, as long as Tassel630 doesn't disappoint, it'll be there!

To LORD commodore Norry - PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO SEND IN YOUR QUESTIONS! This fic will go on as long as I can write and have access to a computer and everyone continues to send in questions.

Same goes to everyone, PLEASE send in questions. I think part of the reason this was a great chapter to write was cuz the questions rocked! Keep them coming everyone!