Cool story. So Jill's been obsessing over this fake Pokemon game that has monsters. She's been stalking this legendary monster and when she caught it, she didn't use the experience points on the right monster and she got so mad that she threw her head back, hit her head on my head board on my bed and spilled pop. She now has a bump.

Yes. It hurt. But I was SO pissed. I didn't even want to keep the monster, either. I just wanted to get the experience and gold (the exp would have been enough for my monster to transform) and then sell the monster. Sigh. Whatever. Seriously, though check out MonsterMMORPG. It's awesome! :D

Or don't and be normal. Either one is cool.

Really. Check it out. Pokemon fans: It's almost as good as Pokemon and just as addicting. I am a hardcore Pokemon fan, and I love it. By the way, my name on MonsterMMORPG is Shaddow_Lugia.

WE DON'T OWN MAXIMUM RIDE OR REDHEADS.


.005 Redhead Convention

They had been running for God knows how long. Pushing people out of the way, screaming at people, taking random turns, hoping to lose the Erasers, but nothing seemed to work. They stayed on their asses the whole way. It wasn't hard to point them out in a crowd, they were the tall, dirty kids running and shoving people, making it virtually impossible not to see them.

Finally, it came to that point where The Flock was over a block away from the Erasers, making it a lot easier to lose them then when they're practically on top of you.

Would that be rape if you didn't want them on top of you? Or would that just be sexual assault?

These are questions to be asked to a lawyer at a later time, not now when they're running away from dog...things!

The Flock kept running, desperately trying to get away from the Erasers. Hoping to lose them, the six mutants ran into a building...and stopped short. The building was full of redheads! A large banner proclaimed "Welcome to the 31st annual Redhead Convention!"

"What. The. Hell?" said Max.

She looked at Fang, who was staring in awe and amazement at the sight before him. She resisted the sudden urge to slap him and ordered the Flock to hide in the crowd.

"But Max, we'll stand out!" pointed out Nudge. "We don't have red hair! And we don't have any wigs or red hair dye or, like, anything, to blend in! How are we supposed to hide We..."

Nudge stopped. She stopped talking for the first time on her own.

She stared at the girl in front of her. In shock, in awe, in hatred, in total frickin amazement.

"Lissa?" Max half said, half shrieked.

The girl stopped right in front of them. The Flock, dirty and with shredded clothing looked like street kids compared to Lissa. Hair as red as ever and skirt as short as ever, she caught Fang's eye immediately.

Lissa's eyes lit up. "Hey, Nick!" she said flirtatiously, giving him a wave.

Max gave her a death glare, which Lissa pointedly ignored. She walked right over to Fang, but Max quickly sidestepped in her way. "I don't think so," she growled murderously.

Lissa stopped short. "Excuse me? Move, bitch."

"Oh HELL NO. You did NOT just call me that." Max spat out. Fang backed up slowly, so he wouldn't cause a scene. Nudge's eyes went wide and Angel smiled like this was the greatest day of her life. Iggy looked so confused and Gazzy looked terrified.

"Yeah bitch. Get your ear checked." She sidestepped Max with ease and stood within feet of the boy in question. "So, what are you doing here Nick?"

And that's when Max took the first punch.

Throughout it all, the rest of the Flock stood and watched, gaping at the two girls catfighting. The other redheads were staring, but no one was paying attention to that.

Fang grinned at Max, who threw another punch at Lissa, who was still screaming at her. "And you said you weren't jealous of her," he said smugly.

At the end of it, Lissa was in need of a new nose and she was on her stomach with Max on top of her twisting her arm behind her screaming 'tap out!' and Lissa screaming names at her.