Naruto Angelo Sparda
By Hollow 91
AN: Oh my god, it's an update! -dodges rotten tomatoes-
Damn you Sasuke fan girls! Anyways, sorry for the long update, shit happens in my life. Played some ROSE Online, face palmed at Chat members, etc. I'm discontinuing my movie, I might put it up later when I have time but I have a feeling more people want Fanon!Story than Non-Fanon!Story, so here's the continuation of NAS, The Chuunin Exams!
(Real) Chapter Seven: Naruto Vs. Neji and the Konoha Invasion!
It has been a long month since our hero was last seen in action, after killing Jack and sweet-talking Lady (the latter which resulted in too many bullets to his head than Naruto could count), but the time had finally come. The Finals of the Chuunin Exam tournament started today, opening with Naruto's very own fight against Neji. The white-haired Namikaze stood on top of the Hokage Monument, arms crossed over his chest as he stared upon the village while standing on the bust of his father's head. 'So what should I do for a dramatic entrance?'
"Over-contemplating on dramatic entrances, how stupid…" said a feminine voice behind Naruto.
The owner of the voice sat by Naruto's feet, overlooking the village as well. "But that's why you love me, Lady Mary."
"I thought I told you not to call me that…" growled Lady as she shot Naruto in the head with a nine-millimeter pistol.
Naruto just forced the bullet out of his skin. "Besides, who would love an idiot like you?" continued the female Devil Hunter.
Placing a hand on his chin, Naruto shrugged. "I don't know, maybe Hinata, or Tenten, Ino, Trish, those two sound girls, Kin and Tayuya, the girl next door, that girl I met in Kumo…"
"All right, already jeesh." said Mary as she sighed and began to walk away. Naruto just snuck up behind her and held the female half-devil. "You'll always have a special place in my heart…"
'Maybe he isn't such a bad guy…'
"…and in my pants!" finished Naruto.
'Then again, I've been wrong before…' thought Lady as she shoved her heel into Naruto's groin, making him fall to the ground in agony.
"That was low Meri(Mary)-chan…" whimpered Naruto.
"Deal with it Naru-kun." replied Lady as she walked away before disappearing.
'Well, she might be hot as hell, but she has one mean kick…but onto other things.' thought the Namiakze/Sparda before using an Air Trick to his family's training grounds.
When he appeared there, he was met by the other three male Spardas. "Let's see how far you've gotten, kid." said Dante as he pulled out Rebellion.
"Don't lose to quickly now." exclaimed Naruto's grandfather while charging up Red Queen.
Vergil placed a hand on Yamato. "This will be over in a flash…"
"Always the asshole, huh Ice-cube?" smirked Naruto before pulling out his pistols, Hakumei and Mayonaka.
"Gunslinger!"
Naruto unleashed a volley of chakra bullets at the trio who blocked the with their swords. 'Damn it.' thought Naruto as he made a hand seal and shouted, "Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!"
Two cloned appeared at his side, one with Seiryuu and the other with Odin's Blades. Odin went with Vergil, Seiryuu with Dante, and the original Naruto with Nero.
[Odin]
The clone shot at Vergil with his dual lightning blades, swing in an 'X' shape. Vergil lifted Yamato at an horizontal angle, blocking both blades. "Is that all?"
Odin smirked, "Not at all."
Charging chakra from his Devil Bringer, he sent a wave of electricity into Yamato, numbing Vergil's right hand. "Careful, Ice-cube, my blades have a numbing effect on anyone it touches.
Vergil swore and switched Yamato to his left hand, in a reverse-hand grip. The spiky haired Son of Sparda then charged his Youki into Yamato before calling out "Drive!"
A crescent-shaped wave of blue energy slammed into Odin as it tore through his clothes and skin. When the attack died down, Odin panted. "You stole one of Hotshot's techniques?"
Vergil smirked as the feeling returned to his right hand. "He owed me since he can use my Dark Slayer style."
"Speaking of which…DARKSLAYER!" Roared Odin (When I refer to Odin or Seiryuu, it means the clone is holding said Devil Arm).
Dark purple energy surrounded Odin as he slicked his hair back. He then stepped back, Odin's blades in an 'X' shape. 'Oh fuck.' thought Vergil.
"Dimension Slash!"
The air around Vergil distorted and, before he could move out of the way, sliced him with multiple purple energy blades. "How's that for the Dark Slayer style?"
[Seiryuu]
Firing a rain of icicles at the red-clad devil, Seiryuu thought he could tire out Dante. Said devil hunter, however, shouted "Helm Breaker!!"
The shockwave form the impact blasted Seiryuu off his feet and into the air. Dante followed up by closing in on him and hitting him three times in the air. "Aerial Rave!"
After the duo landed back onto the ground, Seiryuu looked at his clothes and scoffed. "This coat cost me 700 ryo you bastard, DRACONIC SNIPER!"
A large wave of chakra, only a half-inch in diameter, launched at Dante who pulled out Coyote-A, timed his attack and cried, "Gun Stinger!"
The chakra-powered shotgun fired into the energy wave and dissipated it in a massive explosion that caused both wielders to recoil. The Seiryuu-wielding clone coughed up a bit of blood and swore. "Damn it, eat this old man…Gunslinger!"
A flash of blue youki enveloped Seiryu us he snapped the fingers on his right hand while holding said hand level with his head. He then shot out what looked like shuriken from his icy-demonic crossbow. 'Oh shit.' thought Dante as he dodged the projectiles, only for them to follow him.
'What the hell, heat-seeking Hyouton Shuriken?'
Putting his hands in a familiar sign, Dante created a Kage Bunshin then kicked off the clone, sending it into the volley of shuriken and him away from the area. The clone got smart however and did a Kawarimi with the Original, placing Dante into the midst of the icy flying stars. As he got pummeled by them, his clone laughed its ass off. "Serves you right for using me as a meat shield.
Its answer was the sound of a 'bang' as it dispelled, a shuriken-riddled Dante holding a smoking Ebony. "Bastard."
"Those guys have a mind of their own, eh old man?" said Seiryuu as he charged more chakra into his crossbow.
"I think this is the first time I've gotten hit by shuriken, these damn things are like fish hooks when they get stuck into ya'." said Dante as he ripped out a shuriken from his leg with a squelching sound, the weapon dissolving into water.
"That's Seiryuu's special ability Number One in Gunslinger mode, shooting heat-seeking shuriken instead of the normal ice pikes."
"Is there a Number Two?" asked the Devil hunter.
"And a Number Three, allow me to show you the Second Form…" answered Seiryuu as the crossbow morphed into a longbow as tall as himself and sparked with orange energy.
"Damn kid, you sure you know how to handle that thing?" whistled Dante
"Let's find out."
[Original Naruto]
"Snatch!" Cried the young hero as he extended his ethereal arm and attempted to grab Nero, only to miss as the other Devil Bringer-wielder jumped in the air, did a cartwheel, and fired three rounds into Naruto's chest.
Naruto flinched as the three bullets pierced his flesh. Using Kasumi's chakra, he forced the bullets out then swung his sword into his demonic-arm blinding his grandfather. With no time to waste, he grabbed the stunned quarter-devil and tossed him into the air before smacking him like a fly into a tree using his ethereal arm. Nero groaned and dusted himself off before taking out Red Queen and revving it up. Naruto responded in kind by charging wind-natured chakra into Pariah, making it glow an eerie light blue. "Angelo Slash!"
"Streak!"
Two swords collided, blow after blow, as the partial humans swung their blades at each other in a twisted, yet melodic dance of death. Nero back-flipped then rushed back in, yelling, "High Roller."
Naruto blocked the attack, but was still sent upwards into the smirked, "Block this!"
Leaping up next to Naruto via Air Hike, he swung his sword downards ontop of his grandson's head. "Split!"
The attack hit head-on, pun intended, as Naruto was sent sprawling back to Earth. As he picked himself up, the youngest Sparda cracked his neck as he felt his wounds heal and his two Kage Bunshin's fade from the Realm of the Living. 'Better finish this soon…'
"All right, gramps, about time we end this…Swordmaster!"
Snapping his fingers lazily, a flash of red youki blinked in and out of existence as Naruto rushed his foe head on. "Stinger!"
Nero managed to block, but was unprepared for Naruto's next move. "High Time!"
Like Naruto before him, he was sent into the air, unable to block Naruto's attacks for the time being. Seeing an opening, Naruto recharged Pariah with wind chakra and shouted, "Round Trip," before tossing his sword like a boomerang straight at Nero.
'Oh shitpiss!'
The blade made contact with Nero and sliced him up good, the attack amplified by wind chakra's natural cutting ability. As Pariah returned to Naruto, so Nero returned to the ground as he heaved up a bit of blood, before his youki started regenerating him. "Impressive, is that all you've got?"
"Not quite, you see, like all things, my sword reacts violently to Kasumi's chakra, so when I apply it to Pariah here…"
Nero grimaced. 'This cannot be good.'
Naruto summoned his demonic partner's chakra and forced it into the blade in his left hand. A loud sound, similar to metal being torn, was heard as Pariah morphed into a twelve-foot tall, one-foot wide zweihander with blue flames surrounding it. 'Scratch that, this is REALLY not good!' thought Nero as Naruto swung his blade downwards with great strength, intent on crushing his grandfather.
Nero decided it would be a good idea to activate his devil trigger. His decision proved right because as soon as he did, the blade smashed into him, the blue flames licking his entire body. Two seconds later, the blade de-materialized and Naruto stood panting, a slight aura of black wings around him. "Sorry…I can only…hold Pariah's demonic…form for nine…seconds." said Naruto between breaths before he fell into unconsciousness.
As soon as his grandson had fainted, Nero sensed two chakra presences behind him. "Did you know he could do that?"
Dante and Vergil looked at each other before the former answered. "Well, he used a similar version for Seiryuu, but it didn't last more than three seconds."
Vergil hummed and said, "He also used a similar form when he used Odin's Blades, but only five seconds for that one."
Dante scratched his head. "How come our weapons don't have sweet demonic forms?"
Sighing, Vergil answered him. "They do, it is just that we all prefer to use our youki on out bodies, hence our Devil Trigger."
"So than what would we call it if we used it on our weapons. Akumaken?" inquired Nero.
"That sounds about right." Dante said as he lifted Naruto up and put him over his shoulder.
"We can try out the Akumaken later, now we have to wake the boy up and take him to the Arena.
Nero nodded, and headed over to the Sparda/Namikaze mansion with his uncle and father in tow.
[10-15 minutes later, Konoha Arena: skipping the introduction since I can't remember it.]
Genma hummed as his twirled a senbon in his hand before placing it in his mouth and yelling out towards the crowd. "Will Hyuuga Neji and Uzumaki Naruto please come to the Arena floor?"
The pompous asshole walked down the stairs to take his place on the floor, arrogance radiating off him like stink on a fly. Naruto, however, was nowhere to be seen. Neji scoffed. "You might as well cancel the match sin-"
Neji's comment was cut short as a loud bang was head and a small cut appeared on his ear. Looking to the source of the bang, everyone saw Naruto. Unlike when they last saw him, wearing an orange trench coat and ensemble, he had forgone orange entirely, opting for a different outfit. He wore a purple dress shirt with the sleeves rolled up and held there by sleeveless gloves that went to his elbows. On top of the shirt were three leather bands, all black. Two were near his waist, one hold his guns behind his back and the other holding ninja scrolls. The final leather belt was buckled like a sash, going from his left shoulder to his right hip and around, where Pariah would be held were he not standing on it like a diving board with his arms crossed at the moment. With black leather chaps over purple bellbottoms and black shuriken-spurred cowboy boots, he looked badass, or in Hinata's/Tayuya's/Kin's/Temari/Ino's/All most every other girl in the world's minds, hot as fuck. Flipping his hair to the left side like his grandfather's, he jumped off his main sword and pulled it out of the wall in one fell swoop. "What was that, bub? Since what? We are both here, don't tell me your going to chicken out already?" asked Naruto as he put Pariah in its sheath and looked around aimlessly while shrugging.
"Fate has determined that I shall win this fight." Neji replied monotonously.
"Fate this, destiny that…I banged both upstairs with my bat. In case you didn't get the hint, Screw-boy, lemme give it to ya', no one gives a flying fuck." smirked Naruto as Neji growled in anger.
Genma backed away and rose his hand before lowering it and calling out, "Hyuuga Neji Vs Uzumaki Naruto, hajime!"
The opponents glared at each other before Naruto took out Pariah and threw it. "Round Trip!"
The blade glowed a second before heading towards Neji at speeds over fifty miles per hour. Seeing no other choice, the long-haired boy shouted out his signature move. "Kaiten!"
A semi-sphere of blue chakra blocked the sword from doing damage to Neji, so Naruto recalled his blade.
[Arena Stands]
'Such talent is wasted on the Branch House.' thought a man who looked like an older Neji with sat with a girl who could pass for a younger, female Neji.
[Arena]
'Hmm, it looks like an ultimate defense, save the fact there is no protection from attacks from below, I think I'll use Kasumi's Devil arm for this one' thought Naruto as he felt in his mind and summoned Vulpes.
"What the!"
"This is one of my many Devil arms, Vulpes. Let's see how you deal with her!"
Naruto rushed at Neji who used a Kaiten, but Naruto used his youki to cling to the Kaiten. This move shocked everyone in the audience, it was impossible! As the Kaiten died down , Naruto dropped next to Neji and kicked him in the face. "Boot to 'da Head!" he yelled as Neji was flung halfway across the arena.
Naruto followed up by activating the third tail on Vulpes and yelling, "Sodomy!"In a single moment all the tail-blades separated from Vulpes as Naruto tossed her at Neji. Still stunned from the kick, he was unable to use a Kaiten to block the bladeless Devil arm, which hit him the jaw and arched his back. Then, the nine blades materialized over his body and pierced it, earning Naruto a scream of anguishing pain form the Hyuuga. Stretching out his hands, the blades reappeared on the halberd-axe as it flew back into Naruto's Devil Bringer. "Stay down, birdie."
Neji didn't listen, he just forced himself to get up. "Fate…cannot…."
Naruto just pulled out Hakumei form his left holster and shot Neji in the head. The crowd was silenced. "Don't worry, he's just unconscious, but know that a dog, no matter how chained can still break free."
As Naruto placed his weapons back, the entire stadium began clapping. The young Namikaze bowed to his fans and blew kisses at the women as he headed back up to the observers' area.
The next few matches were relatively boring, with Kankurou, the puppet user, forfeiting. At the Kugutsu-nin's actions, Naruto narrowed his eyes. 'He's in perfect condition to fight, what is he hiding…of course the invasion, how could I forget!'
Finally, it came time for Sasuke's match. "Will Uchiha Sasuke and Sabaku no Gaara come down?"
The Jinchuuriki of the Ichibi, whom Naruto had figured out, used a Sabaku Shunsin and awaited his opponent, who was nowhere to be seen. Genma looked at the Kage Box and saw Hiruzen shake his head no. Clearing his throat, Genma announced the decree from the Sandaime. "Due to not showing up at the proper time without any former notice, Uchiha Sasuke is disqualified, no matter what clan you are fro, no one is an exception to the rules, we don't play favorites in Konoha."
"Trudat, dawg." Said the Raikage, Killer Ei (A), as he nodded his head.
Underneath the guise of the Kazekage, Orochimaru hissed in his head. 'Damn Hatake, thanks to him I have to start the invasion now!'
Making subtle signs to Kabuto, who was hidden as an ANBU, the spy unleashed his genjutsu on the Arena. The jounin all sensed it, and the chuunin made 'Kai' signs as the illusion was pushed back. "What the…?!?" Kabuto wondered as he failed to see a boot home in on his face before he was smashed into one of the Arena walls by nine other than Nero.
"Get the hell up, bastard. Time to finish you off."
"Fool, I will crush you like the insect you are."
Nero chuckled, "Gimme a break, I'm not big on beetles."
The Kage Box exploded as Orochimaru revealed himself. As he and the Sandaime he held hostage landed on the roof, the Raikage, Naruto, and oddly enough the Tayuya girl from Oto. The snake sannin sneered at the magenta-haired girl. "You would dare betray me, Your powers were given to you by me, I will kill you for your insolence!"
Tayuya scoffed. "Hebi-teme, you should do your research more often. I was born with these powers, after all…"
The girl charged energy inside her as she let out a roar. "My mother was Lilith, Succubus queen of the Nidaime Jigoku no Maru, Lust."
Tayuya's skin had become dark red and she grew five horns. Two large curved ones on her temples and three smaller spike-like ones between the larger two. He hair had branched out so it look like she just got done having a romp with someone. Her eyes became golden with black sclera. To top it off her breasts enlarged from a small b-cup to a large c-cup, her waist shrunk and her ass grew larger, and she grew purple wings and a purple spade-tipped tail.
Naruto clapped in appreciation as he looked all over her luscious body. "Damn, baby got back!"
"Puh-lease, we can fuck after we kill this bastard…I owe you for taking me and Kin-chan into your clan to protect us from him anyways."
[Flashback, after the Chuunin Exams]
As Kin and Tayuya sparred against each other, Naruto observed them. 'They are obviously just pawns to Orochi-gay. It's my duty to save babes in distress, and maybe I can get some cunny as a reward, teehee.'
Tayuya came to a halt, "You can come out now, Descendant of Sparda."
Naruto eyes widened as he was called by that title. "And pray tell, babe, how do you know what I am?"
"Because you and I are the same, sex-loving half-devils, just ask Kin-chan here about the sex-loving part." replied Tayuya as she disappeared then reappeared behind Kin and began kneading her breasts while French-kissing her.
Wiping away a small nosebleed, Naruto looked at the pair. "Judging from your actions and the way you know who my ancestor is, you must be the daughter of Lilith." concluded Naruto as he continued gazing at the pair of girls making out groping.
Tayuya stopped for a breath, earning a moan of disappointment from her lover. "Bingo, give the hunk a an orgasm." said Tayuya as she waggled her eyebrows at the white-headed Slayer.
"As much as I would love to join you two lovely ladies, I came here with a proposition." said Naruto as he pushed his hormones down.
"Ooh, is it sex?" asked Tayuya.
"Well it can lead to it I guess, I can offer you two protection from Oro-chael Jackson, all you two have to do is marry me and join my clan."
Kin and Tayuya looked at each before shrugging and answering. "Sure, let's get hitched!"
[End Flashback]
'I still have a bad feeling about getting married to those two.' thought Naruto as he took out Pariah.
Tayuya smirked as she lengthened her razor-sharp nails to a foot long. 'I am going to milk him dry, teehee…'
"Fo sho, dawg. You be lucky you got dem hizzle hos, man I wished I was you yo. Damn luck, trudat." said Ei as he punched his fists into each other twice before charging himself with Raiton chakra.
Using sheer willpower to stop a massive nosebleed, Sarutobi called out his boss summon and transformed Enma into the Seiyuukibo(Magic Monkey Staff) before throwing off his Hokage robes and revealing himself in battle armor. The Raikage did similar, showing his ripped torso to the world, hands cuffed with chakra limiters and conductors. Naruto cracked his neck before charging Orochimaru. "Let's rock!"
[Outside the Gates of Konoha]
A hooded figure waited for his moment to strike. 'As soon as Orochimaru flees or dies, either which, the summoning of the Temen-ni-Gru will commence and the master shall have their wish.'
Until that time, the figure just stood and waited for the conclusion.
AN: Chapter seven, done, after two or three months. Anyways, next chapter might have a lemon (threesome anyone ^o^) depends if I get reviews saying yes. Anywyas, I think I'm the only one who has made Tayuya a succubus in the Naruto fanfics. Anyways, review please?
