Well here is chapter 8. And this chapter includes the episode baloney and kids. Like I said in the last chapter I can be that evil. I also want to say thank you for the reviews on my last chapter,

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~third person~

'Baloney and kids is brought to you by this station and other station that lack clever programing'

Baloney is our friendly, friend

That we made up ourselves

He likes to play and sing all day

That we made up ourselves

A human boy and girl opened the door to the fake classroom set and rushed inside.

''Boy! There is nothing better to do after school than to stay at school and play!'' The boy said happily.

''I love school so much, I wish I could marry it.'' The girl said happily as the boy looked weirded out for a minute before snapping out of it and exclaiming.

''Hey! We can pretend!''

Then an orange dinosaur doll sitting on a stool began to sparkle and then turned bigger.

''Did someone say pretend? (annoying laugh)'' the dinosaur asked.

''Baloney!'' the kids cheered and gave the dinosaur, Baloney, a hug. Which he happily returned.

''We brought some new friend to play!''

''Oh, goodie, goodie (annoying laugh)''

The boy gestured to the door.

''Come on in! Its Yakko, Wakko, and Dot with their friends the Wilsons, Diana, willow, and Danny!''

A security guard pushed the six kids into the room. They all gave annoyed looks before smiling at the camera. Then baloney approached them.

''(Annoying laugh) I'm so glad you're here! There nothing like new friendly friends to make feel all warm yum yum doodle dum inside.'' He gave all of them a big hug as they tried to escape.

Baloney let go and did a little dance before putting a arm around them.

''All set for some gosh and golyishis fun and gamealoes, (annoying laugh) are ya?''


~Diana's p.o.v~

''Uhhhh, I don't think so.'' Yakko decided to answer shaking his head.

I then put in. ''Yeah we gotta run so we'll just call a cab, thanks'' 'and to get away from you, ya freak!'

The idiot dino put a plaid cap on his head. ''Neato completeo wippie, lets all get a pretend cab (annoying laugh) vroom, vroom.''

'This is why I never let willow or Danny watch this kind of stuff when they were small, it's basically brain washes them!'

The boy looked at his watch, after acting like an idiot. ''Gee, I'd like to baloney but I have got to do my homework before I help my mom make dinner.''

'Sure, nice try kid you just want get out of here as much as we do.'

The girl then said. ''And I have to iron my bed.''

'' 'cough' Lame excuse 'cough'!'' Willow did a fake cough as the girl sent her a small glare while the rest of us snickered and giving her a low five behind our backs.

The two kids did a quick cheer before running out the door.

''Wait! Take us!'' Yakko cried to them as we had pitiful faces o.

Baloney waved the kids off before slamming the door behind him.

''Looks like it's just us, (annoying laugh)''

Danny began to walk forward until I pulled him back.

''Danny! What are you doing?''

He looked at me confused. ''Didn't you tell us when we were little that if we met someone like that we were supposed to-'' I clamped my hand to his mouth and gave a nervous smile at the camera. I looked back at Danny.

''I did say that because you two didn't know how to protect yourselves then, but now you do and you can't do that on live national television thats for kids.'' He slowly nodded and we looked back to everyone to see them looking at us.

''Oh don't mind us, continue.''

''I don't know what you're talking about but at least we can all play together, (annoying laugh)'' the freak said.

''Imagine our delight.'' Dot said sarcastically.

''Imagine! I love to imagine! But I need a little help from the prince and princesses of props.'' And instead of the gorgeous people like in the cartoon it was some little kids. 'That has got to be against the law! And what going with the cartoon!'

The three of them brought a chalk board and a small crate.

They soon left but not before giving us looks of pity.

''Want to sing the imagine song?'' baloney asked.

I stepped forward. ''Uh, no thanks but are those little kids going to be okay?''

''Little kids? Goshims Diana I don't know what you're talking about.'' Baloney said happily.

I gave the camera a blank look. ''There's a shocker.''

The baloney began to sing. 'RUN FOR THE HILLS!'

'I' is for imagine,

'M' is for me,

'A' is for the letter a,

'G' is for g,

'I' is for imagine,

'N' is for nice,

'E' is for egad,

I said imagine twice! (Annoying laugh)

''Great song.'' Danny said sarcastically.

''Thanks! Lets hug!'' The dino opened his arms and came forward but Yakko got in between while we coward back.

''ah, ah, ah, ah, why don't go on ahead and imagine that to.''

''Okay, (annoying laugh) I love me! yum, yum doodle dum! (annoying laugh)'' He hugged himself.

''Yeah, well it's been fun friend, but we got to be heading back to planet reality now.'' Each of us had a bag at hand as Yakko shook baloney's hand after he stopped hugging himself.

Baloney, not getting the meaning like the idiot he is, clapped happily. ''Great idea, let's play astronauts in outer space, (annoying laugh) hello mission control, (annoying laugh).

We took a seat at a fake space control room.

''Hello Baloney(mock laugh) our readings say that your out of oxygen.''

Wakko held up a hand. ''Goodbye.''

''You'll be remembered as hero.'' Dot said.

''Or not be remembered at all.'' I said

''But who knows?'' Said willow shrugging.

''Or who cares.'' Danny said crossing his arms.

Baloney started chocking holding his throat. ''Maybe we should stop pretending.''

''Eh that could be tuff.'' Yakko said.

''Yeah we have such great imaginations.'' I said coming up beside Yakko.

''You two are silly( annoying laugh).''

''Boy that's the pot calling the kettle black.'' Yakko said as I nodded in agreement as we pushed the guy off.

''I know, let's make masks and guess who we are.'' He began to sing. Again.

I hold up a mask,

Lingy lingy lo,

You guess who I am,

Lingy lingy lo (annoying laugh)!

''Are we being punished?'' Wakko asked looking at us.

''Yes'' We turned back to see baloney hold up a paper plate with a poorly drawn face.

''Guess who. (Annoying laugh)''

Wakko went first. ''Is it Abraham Lincoln?''

''(Annoying laugh) no''.

Dot came next. ''Could it be Nancy cergan?''

''(annoying laugh) no.''

''George bush?/ Albert Einstein/ Justine Bieber?'' me and my sibs asked after me and Danny gave willow a look on her guess but she just shrugged.

''No, no, and no (annoying laugh)''

Yakko came last. ''Is it a big fat pollster dinosaur who is the color of an international house of pancakes with a paper plate over his face?''

''No! It's me baloney!''

We faked gasp of shock. ''You're kidding!''

Baloney came forward. ''Now why don't you all make masks and I'll guess who you are. (Annoying laugh).''

''Because we would rather help out those kids In the back.'' Danny said as Baloney pushed us to a small table.

About a few minutes later we all held up our masks.

Baloney scratched his head unsure. ''Gee, I don't know who you are.''

''I'm Vladimir Horowitz.'' Yakko.

''I'm Helen Keller.'' Me.

''I'm Gertrude stein.'' Dot.

''I'm Elvis.'' Danny?

''I'm Annie.'' Willow.

''And I'm Gustav anvil, the inventor of the anvil.'' Wakko.

''(Annoying laugh) oh, Those were good masks.''

Yakko then pointed at Wakko. ''Hey, Wakko gave me another idea! Let's sing the anvil song!''

''Gees, goshims Yakko I don't know that one.'' Baloney said smiling like ever.

''Oh, don't worry you'll catch on real quick.'' Yakko said as dot pulled him to the side to ask him something. Which me and my sibs already knew.

They came back next to us. ''The anvil song!''

Yakko- an anvils black and shiny

Dot- it's very heavy two

Wakko- so watch out my chubby friend

All- or one will fall on you.

''On me? (Annoying laugh)'' Then an anvil landed on baloney.

''That wasn't pretty.'' Dot said.

''Yet it had to be done.'' We all nodded but froze and jumped back when we herd that laugh again.

''Great song! (Annoying laugh)neato completeo wippe!''

We were all dressed in camo huddled together in a fake war zone.

''Its unstoppable!'' wakko and willow cried.

''Call in the National Guard!'' Yakko and me yelled.

''Or Tanya hearting's bodyguard!'' dot yelled.

''Just make the scary dino go away!'' Danny pleaded.

Baloney began to hop around clapping. '' let's sing it again! I lovey dovey loved it!''

We all looked at each other confused but then smiled. ''Okay!'' 'Wouldn't hurt to try again. Oh wait! Yes it would!'

Me- it's made of sold iron

Danny- it weighs a ton or two

Willow-we'd know you'd like to meet it

All- it wants to meet you to!

Then another anvil landed on baloney. 'I have never loved an object so much in my life'

But like before nothing happened and he pulled the anvil off like nothing happened.

''Ya! (annoying laugh) let's do it again!''

Yakko looked at me. ''Now it's getting scary.''

I nodded in agreement just as baloney stomped forward making the ground shake.

He began to laugh until the clock on the wall singled that it was time to go.

Baloney looked at the clock sadly. ''Oh darn, my friendly friend tells me its time for us to go.''

''Awww.'' We said in disappointment but on the inside we were jumping for joy.

''I know, I know, but we still get to sing the good bye song (annoying laugh).'' We all stood side by side as the music played.

All- we love you

Baloney- I love we

All- he's as dumb as dumb can be

Baloney- yup

All and baloney- but we found a way that we can get along

Baloney- I stand still

All- for the anvil song!

We jumped out of the way as another anvil lands on his head making him laugh.

''Who s' dropping those anvils anyway.'' Yakko asked as we looked up to see the three kids from before with some anvils.

''Take us with you!''

''don't leave us please!''

''Save us from the lumpy thing!''

''Take us with you!'' the three kids then landed in me and my sibs arms.

I looked at everyone. ''Scratchnsniff?''

''Scratchnsniff.''


And there you go! I hope it was to your liking!

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