DEAR PERCY JACKSON LOVERS,

I am sorry to say that this fanfic is ending. (You've probably guessed that by my silence for many months) I used this more as a filler for my time, but now i have other things to work on. Percy, Annabeth, Grover, and everyone at Camp Half-Blood thank you for the questions (they provided good entertainment throughout the camp!)

I found a few answered questions that I never posted, so these will be the final ones. And don't forget about The Mark of Athena, coming out soon!

Enjoy!

-gothedistance3

Dear Leo,

I wanted you to know your my favorite and totally awesome. Though you probably already knew that. But I was wondering, what do you look for in a girl?

~Daughter of Poseidon~

Dear DoP,

Hey, thanks! I can tell that you're pretty awesome too. Now, what do I look for in a girl, hmm...probably a girl with a sense of humour. And has a good appetite, adventurous and fun.

So...what do you look for in a guy?

~LEO

Dear Leo and Thalia

I know how you, Thalia, feel about Thalia/Leo fics, but that makes people pair you up despite knowing the truth, one example is this fic I found the other day, read it and tell me what you think it's "Leo Doesn't Give Up" by "BadgerInMySoup"

P.s Leo I need your feedback too :P

P.s.s Annabeth and Percy, I'm pretty sure that after Thalia reads it she might crush the computer so if she does do that could YOU tell me her reaction ? :P

Thanks

Love,

Violet-HarryPotterFan77

Dear violet-harrypotterfan77,

(Thalia) I am NOT reading a story about Leo and I, especially by a person named badgerinmysoup.

(Leo)I actually just finished it. It was good, but do you really think that's true? Like...could she like me? It's probably killing her, y'know? All that futile effort to resist my obvious charm and good loo-

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(Percy) Sorry about that. Thalia was reading over his shoulder. It took me, Jason and Clarisse to get her out of arm's length of Leo. He's in the infirmary. (I never knew you could twist someone's ear that far...)

~THALIA, LEO and PERCY

Dear Drew

Why are you such a B*** ? Where you deprived of ever being nice to anyone when you were you young or are you being a narcissistec as***e without a reason, or maybe you're just fed up of your lame pathetic life. So it brings you joy to make other people miserable ? Yeah that's more like it :P

Violet-HarrypotterFan77

P.s Dear Aprhodite, how do you feel when you know you have such a daughter, you know this one that spends her time spreading enmity and hate and not love?

Dear Violet-Harrypotterfan77,

We are unable to get an answer from Drew. Actually, we can't even show this to her. What are you trying to do, get us killed?

PERCY

Well now, I know that Drew isn't always the sweetest of my daughters, but in some instances, you've got to cut her some slack. Everybody does what they do for a reason. I'm not saying I'm proud of what my daughter has been up to, (the Shoes of Shame were hideous!) but none of you know the good things she has done in her life, because if you did, it just might seem more balanced.

APHRODITE-goddes of love, lady of the doves

Dear Everyone,

You must swear on the River Styx to tell the thruth. Does anyone else think it's wierd that Athena claims to dislike Poseidon and his spawn, but I have evidence to suggest otherwise. Exibit A: Thesius was a son of Poseidon as well as being the king of what city? If you guessed Athens you are correct. Exibit B: Pegasus was a son of Poseidon and Medusa( Also I will also point out that Percy killed the mother of his nuteral territory and Poseidon could have telaport with Medusa to anywhere but choose Athena's temple) and Athena somehow knew how to tame it. Exibit C: Bellaphron another son of Poseidon, slept in Athena's temple, lived and got information. Anyone have an idea why? If you say something stupid you get no nachos.

Dude Next Condo Over

Dear Demigods,

Do you guys ever wonder how messed up your family is. Jason is Leo uncle, Leo is hitting on his aunt (Thalia), Silena and Charlie are step siblings as are the entire Aphrodite and Hepheatus cabins (including Leo and Piper), Hera is Leo's grandmother, Leo and Clarriess are cousins! WTF

Dude The Next Condo Over

Dear dude the next condo over,

Actually, it's even more messed up than that: Jason and Thalia are Leo's HALF uncle&aunt, Zeus is married to his sister, (EW), and Percy is Annabeth's mom's cousin.

However, the Aphrodite and Hephaestus cabins aren't related, (at least, in a sibling way) because Aphrodite was born from the sea foam after Kronos...um...castrated his father Ouranos. So in a way, she's Ouranos's daughter, which means she's Hephaestus's great aunt, which would make Leo and Piper...we don't even know.

But thank you for reminding me of that. Our family is disgusting. And now I've lost my appetite.

CONNOR:P

Dear Connor!

If you ever filmed Percy and Annabeth together can you pleasesend those tapes to me ?

From your soon to be favorite half sister :P

P. you send someone to pick me up to camp half blood? Thanks :)

Dear my soon to be favorite half sister (cocky, aren't we?),

The fact that you know about and want those tapes proves that we must be related.

I'll send someone right away.

CONNOR:P

Dear Katie,

Well, everyone else seems to be asking about Tratie, and I've noticed you don't like it…. So…

Would you rather go out with Connor? (Sorry, I support Tratie, but I just wanted to see your reaction to going out with Connor) :)

From Kass
dear Kass,

HOLY MOTHER OF HEPHEASTUS! (thunder) Sorry Hera.

But seriously, you guys need to lay off! I would rather date my old gardening gloves then EITHER of the Stolls! End of story! No question! Gah!

-KATIE

Dear Leo,

You're awesome! Anyway, did it take you long to get over Festus' death?

Do you still think about him?

From Kass

Dear kass,

Festus is long from dead my friend. Remember: everything can be re-used

~LEO

Dearest Grover,

First off-Should I call you Lord Grover with the whole "Lord of the Wild" Thing going on?

Secondly: What is your favorite type of can?

Sincerily,

Emily.

Dear Emily,

I'm flattered, but no need to call me Lord Grover. (Although it does has a nice ring to it.)

When I'm at camp, I usually eat Dionysus's Diet Coke cans, but they have a funny aftertaste. What I love is organic spaghetti sauce cans; they're so much richer, and healthier for you too. But the nymphs who make the food always use fresh ingredients, so there's no need to get them:( But of course, no can could ever compare to cheese enchiladas!

*GROVER*

Dear Piper,

Some stories talk about you being a Mary Sue. How do you feel?

blackRaven88

Dear Blackraven88,

I actually had to look up 'Mary Sue' on , and if you mean MS like "a female character who is overly perfect to the point of annoyance" then, I kind of feel upset.

Listen people, I'm not perfect. Sure, I can magically produce make-up, but I also nearly sold out my friends to a giant. I hate being labeled, especially when you guys don't know me very well. I try to escape the Hollywood lifestyle because I just want things to be simple: no private chefs, no designer clothing, just my normal dad and I. But you guys are very mistaken if you think I don't have any faults.

So, I guess that it makes me feel pretty bad.

#PIPER.M

Dear Thalia and Nico,

As far as we know you guys will never date, but technically since Gods don't have D.N.A. isn't it possible?

Drowning in the Sky, Buried in the Sea, Flying through the Earth

P.S. If you say no then Percy and Annabeth can't date because Annabeth's great uncle is Poseidon

P.P.S. I think you guys don't get as much credit as you deserve

P.P.P.S. I said PP

P.P.P.P.S. I realised Nico knew your brother was alive 3 monthes before you did Thaila although he didn't know your last name

P.P.P.P.P.S. Do you or do you not know about the bird? Because everybody knows that bird is the word

Dear DSBSFE (long enough name there bud?)

*sigh* Okay, yes, technically Nico and I are cousins, but because we have different godly parents it is 'possible' for us to date. Not that we would. But tons of other people, like Annabeth and Percy, and Silena and Beckendorf have.

~THALIA

Um, yeah, ditto. And I actually did know that Thalia and Jason's last name was Grace, but when I met him, I just didn't put 2 and 2 together.

NiCo

P.S. you might want to use less ps's

LEOLEOLEO3:To EVERYBODY: Have any of ya'll read Maximum Ride, Witch & Wizard, The Hunger Games, or the Outsiders? I'm a Soc & I'm proud!

Love, LEOLEOLEO3

Dear LEOLEOLEO3

(PERCY) I think I had to read the Outsiders in school once...I sort of ended up watching the movie instead. Aren't the Socs' bad guys?

(CONNOR) The Hunger Games! Aw man, Travis, Leo and me just saw the movie, and they were all like STAB,WOLF ATTACK, TRACKER JACKER-

(TRAVIS) dude, shut up. I think he meant to say that the movie was good.

(ANNABETH) Yes, I've read all those books, except for Maximum Ride (they don't have an Ancient Greek copy.) I saw the HG movie too, but it actually was as spectacular as I had hoped.

Sincerely,

PERCY, ANNABETH, TRAVIS&CONNOR

Dear Jason!

Who are you going to chose Piper or Reyna? Please don't tell me you don't know. I think you should chose Piper (I love Jasper). No offends Reyna.

ILovePercabeth

P.S. You should hurry up or you'll just end up hurting them both of them

Dear ilovepercabeth,

You are about the 5th person to ask me that, and I CAN'T ANSWER YET! Sorry, but I'm not just going to pick, because liking someone has to go both ways...I really don't want to hurt either of them, but I'm sort of occupied with the giant war and possible downfall of Olympus and life as we know it to choose right now.

Wait a minute...Jasper? Really? THAT'S our name? Oh gods...

JASON

Dear percy,

Yes, i am a daughter of Athena, DUH! hehe, sorry. and secondly, AW! you and Annabeth make me so happy! :) and i like, love you...in a way, like if i didnt like, LOVE ANNABETH SO FREAKING MUCH, i would have the biggest crush on a fictional character...you. hehe. but annabeth is yours! :) percabeth (UGG. I hate that name) makes me SO happy! wait...what was my question again...i dunno.

here, take some bacon,

Cheese

Dear cheese,

...okay.

Thanks for the bacon.

PERCY

Hey! It`s me again! You`re probably getting sick of me by now :P. I was wondering if a satyr could come to my school any time soon cause there a boat load of demigods here. Plus, would like a hug from Nico. :)

-Sarah

Dear sarah,

Our satyrs are working overtime right now. But the gods have agreed to tell us where all of their children are, so someone should be coming right away. And when you get here, you can hug Nico all you want. (I'm just not sure if he'll hug back)

PERCY

Rissa:1. why do girl you never knew , this cheese person and others keep showing up i thought it was 3 per person also is this concidered a question?

2. no offence 2 people who have lots of questions

3. cheese epic name

Dear Rissa,

I'm sorry if I wasn't clear with the conditions. When we say "3 questions" we mean per person per CHAPTER. So you could talk to a max of three characters in one chapter review, and they will all be published in the next chapter. Cheese and thegirlyouneverknew have just kept up with their share of questions for every chapter.

(Oh, and for all of you with billions of questions, be sure to READ all the other responses, because we've been getting many of the same questions over and over again.)

Hope that clears everything up!

Sincerely,

-ANNABETH

Dear Percy,

I'm asking this question just out of curiosity and in reply to Maria's question. . .. What exactly will you do to her once she gets to camp? Wouldn't you feel bad if you pushed too much and made her cry?

P.S; How can you even read this message? Did someone help you get rid of your Dyslexia?

~rockhard034

dear rockhard034,

I'm not going to make anyone cry! But Maria should really watch what she says-she's worse than Arion. I mean, if she is (supposedly) my sister, she should be a little more courteous. I promise not to physically harm her, but I might just be calling the Stolls for backup...

Oh, and here's a little Dyslexia 101: dyslexia makes it harder for me to read and write, but I'm not blind. Letters are jumbled up in my mind, so it takes me a little longer to make sense of them. (which is also why it takes me so long to write up these responses.)

PERCY

Dear Jason,

What is your favourite memory with Piper (make it fluffy lol)

annd "" "" "" "" "" "" Leo?

Questioningly yours,

imnottheperfectgirl

Dear imnottheperfectgirl,

(Jason) Um, what do you mean by fluffy?

(Leo) We all had a huge pillow fight once...i think they might have been goose feathered pillows. Fluffy enough?

-JASON & ~LEO