Celebrity Jeopardy: Danny Phantom Edition
By: Hordak's Pupil
Disclaimer: I do not own Danny Phantom or SNL or Jeopardy, this is just for fun.
Author's Notes: thank you to all who reviewed this series.
Acosta Perez Jose Ramiro: I'm glad you liked that that was one of my best ideas so far.
Chapter VIII: The Masters
"Live from California, it's Celebrity Jeopardy, Danny Phantom edition!" the voice of Johnny Gilbert announced as the Jeopardy Logo flashed on the screen for a second before the jeopardy stage appeared, let's meet today's contestants," he continued as the camera zoomed to the podiums.
"Our first contestant is from the Ghost Zone where he works as the master of time, please welcome Clockwork," he said as the camera zoomed to the ghost who gave an all knowing smile to the audience as changed into an old man and back to a child. Our second contestant is from Walla Walla, Washington, but usually works in Amity Park, Illinois as a ringmaster for the Circus Gothica, please welcome Freakshow," he said the podium where the man was standing.
"Come one, come all and see the game show where the world's topsy turvy and to win the prize you need to ask the right questions. Hurry, hurry," the weird man announces before the camera zoomed to the third podium.
Our final contestant is an actor best known as Batman, please welcome Michael Keaton," he says as the camera zooms to Michael who mouths the words, 'I'm Batman,' to the audience as the camera zooms away to the host's podium.
"Now here is the host of Jeopardy, Alex Trebek," Johnny says as Alex walks out dejectedly.
"Yes and welcome to Celebrity Jeopardy, I am Alex Trebek and the only reason I am here is that Skulker forced me at gunpoint," he said as Skulker appears from the shadows aiming a large ecto-gun at the host and smiling diabolically. "Before we begin, I would like to say that Mr. Clockwork and Mr. Freakshow signed a document that said they will not use their powers over time and reality to alter the game in their favor so this will be a fair game," Alex says looking at the Master of Time and the ring master. "Now the cat…," he says before Clockwork buzzes in, "Yes, Mr. Clockwork," Trebek asks.
"The categories will just be an inane collection of trivia that will be forgotten in a matter centuries. Trust me, I know everything," the time keeper says smiling.
"Thank you for tha..," Alex says before Freakshow buzzes in, "Yes, Mr. Freakshow," he asks the man.
"For a mere 10$ you can have your fortune told by the all seeing Clockwork. Do you want to know when you'll find love, when you'll win the lotto, and other questions concerning your destiny? All for just ten bucks," he says pointing to Clockwork.
"Thank you for the comment, Mr. Freakshow. Now the categories are: P.T. Barnum, Horology, Midways, Coney Island, Theme Parks, World History, and Science Fiction. Clockwork you're first," Trebek says tiredly.
"I shall take World History for 100," Clockwork says with a smile.
"For 100, the answer is 'This war took place in 1812,'" he says as Freakshow buzzes in, "Yes, Freakshow," he asks the man.
"Hurry, hurry, and see all of human history unfold before your eyes. Every war, every treaty played out before your…" he says before time runs out.
"Anyone else, yes Mr. Keaton," Alex says as the actor buzzes in.
"What is Joel Schumacher's pathetic attempt at a Batman movie," the actor says with contempt.
"No, anyone, the answer was the War of 1812. Clockwork the board is still yours," he says as Freakshow buzzes in again. "What is it, Mr. Freakshow," he says getting upset at the interruptions.
"Come one and all to see the shocking Schumacher and his world of horrors. The city lighted in a neon and blacklight nightmare inhabited by strange creatures. The fans and critics hate it, but he loves it. Hurry and see this curiosity," he announces to the audience.
"You know, why don't we take a break and when it come back we'll start Double Jeopardy," he says as the director yells cut and the lights go out.
Alex goes to tell the contestants something but is stopped when he hears, "NOT SO FAST TREBEK," from the audience.
" I wish you would go away Mr. Connery," he says hoping that Desiree would grant his wish but nothing happens. "Ah, come on that's not fair. This twit makes a wish and the creepy lady grants his but when I want one granted she's nowhere to be found," he says upset by the ghosts absence.
"Don't feel bad Trebek, I feel the same way when I was kicked out of your mother's nursing home," the actor says laughing at the host's misfortune.
"Come one, come all and see the Amazing Sean Connery. He mocks, he laughs, and belittles the host. Come one and all and see him, when it comes to insults he knows the most," Freakshow announced as Connery walked over to his podium.
"Your name says it all, laddy," Connery says as he writes his name below Freakshow as the lights went back on.
"Welcome back to Celebrity and because that freaky lady didn't come and grant my wish we are joined by Sean Connery. So we will just skip to Final Jeopardy. The category is first grade math problems. All you have to is write a math problem a first grader will understand, that is all," he says as the lights go out and the contestants began to write.
"All right let see what you wrote down, Clockwork," he says as the music stops and he walks over to the ghost's podium, "and you wrote down some formula that is too complicated for a first grader to understand," he says looking at the string of numbers.
"A thousand years from now they will," the master of time says confidently.
"Great, let see what Freakshow and Sean Connery wrote down," Trebek says as they reveal their response. "0+0-00, that is a problem a first grader would understand so you answered correctly," Trebek says in a hurry.
"Don't you want to see what we wagered," Connery asks the host wryly.
"Will you assure me that it is still a number," Alex asks worriedly.
"Oh don't worry, it's still a number," Connery says while Freakshow stifles a laugh as Connery reveals his wager turning their math problem into the word 'poop,' "It's still a number, number two," the actor says triumphantly.
"This must be a proud day for both your families," Trebek says as we walks over to Michael Keaton. "Your response was 'I hate Val Kilmer' and you wagered 'I hate George Clooney,'" he says in exasperation.
"I'm Batman," the actor declares proudly.
"No you're not. Well that does it for Celebrity Jeopardy can I please go back to my cage now Skulker?" the host as asks as the hunter leads him back to the Ghost Zone Zoo and the lights go out.
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