Chapter 8: Reeeeeeeeevenge!

Okay so there was alot going on in the last chapter, I promise this one wont be as confusing.

"Okay so let me get this straight... drivenbyrevenge said that he liked to wear mini skirts?" Impatience's brother, Trey, was having a really hard time getting over the fact that Gary was gay.

"Yes, if you haven't noticed, Gary is gay, can we get on with me here, please?"

"Uhhhhh, yer, okay, I'm focused on you now."

"Good, so you understand everything about my new found super powers?"

"Yes, but why did Daylight fart in your face?"

"Because, he has magical butt gas." Impatience said, quoting Gary.

"Uhhhhhhhh... ummm... okay?"

"Yer, so you get everything now?"

"Yes I do. Soooooooo, can we go and see Billy-Bob now? Pleasssssse?"

"Of course, he's gonna get what's coming to him." Impatience said with a frightfully lousy evil laugh.

Impatience and Trey didn't speak as they walked along the stangely dark and cold streets. All they did was occasionally shoot each other a smirk when they thought about what they were about to do.

Impatience realised after the third time she had to smile that before her unwanted transformation she wouldn't have ever considered doing something this sinister and that if someting like this had happened before she would have gone mad with stress or gotten cronic deppression and probably would have had to be put in a mental institution. With a shudder she squashed the thought, but it hadn't gone unnoticed.

"What's wrong?" Trey asked, with what would have usually been fake concern.

"I was just thinking that something like this would never have even crossed my mind but..."

"Now your on your way to kill your ex."

"Yeah, that."

"Dont worry, it's okay considering he cheated on y-"

"He what?"

"I knew there was something I forgot to mention before."

"Ya think! He is sooooooooooooooo gonna get it now, no-one cheats on me, no-one!"

"Oh yeah, this is gonna be fun!"

"Damn right it will, now make some room I wanna change."

"Your clothes look fine."

"Not my clothes, my form. You idiot."

"I knew that I was just testing you."

"Uhu, that's what she said."

"What?"

"I get really random before I change now... MOVE"

Seeing Impatience change was both the grossest and the most interesting thing that Trey had ever seen. The first part of her body that changed was her butt, it went from a small, perky little thing that every guy- except guys in her family- loved to a huge hairy mountain 'That thing is huge.' Trey thought.

"Hey, I freakin' heard that! Make fun of my butt again and you'll have no butt. Got it?"

"Uhhhhhhhh, one, how the hell did you hear that, I thought it, and two, please don't remove my buns, the chick at the bar likes to squeeze them."

"Uhhhhhhhhh," Impatience said immitating a Trey, " I can read minds you douche, oh and... Aren't you married?"

"Yes I am married, Lucinda is the chick at the bar."

"Oh okay, I get it now." Impatience said with a very ditzy tone. Well as ditzy as her voice could get when your voice is deeper than Ville Valo's.

"Right-ee-oh, let's go, but why didn't you just wait to change in front of Billy-Bob instead of changing now and walking up to him in this form."

"'Cause, he would have said worse things about me changing than you did an-... Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaait, that would be another exuse for me to hurt him, I shall change back."

"Okay, but will you have clothes on?"

"Do I have clothes on now?"

"Yes, I guess so."

"Then I will have clothes on when I change back, but they will be a little ripped."

"Okay then, they wont show anything that I dont want to see will they?"

"I don't know, that all depends on hpw pissed off I was when I changed, if I'm only a little bit angry I dont grow as big, the more angry I get the worse off my clothes are. So if I'm really angry my clothes can rip all the way off."

"Okay then. I'll turn around while you swich back, just in case."

"Good idea."

After Imaptience had fully changed and she had checked herself over and tried to cover anything that Trey wouldn't want to see she told him to turn back around "Well, it doesn't look like 'Lil Miss I'm-So-Angry-All-The-Time' was very angry when she changed this time." Trey said, soaking his words with a mocking tone.

"Oh yes I was." Impatience replied, moving her hands away from where she was covering all the rips and holes in her pants and tank top.

"OH! I don't want t see all your black lacy under garments, cover your self back up."

"Okay, but remember, this will help me get back at Billy-Bob."

"How?" Trey asked, although his face showed that he really didn't want to know.

"Well, even though I know that he will make fun of my wolf form, he can't resist me in human form. So, if I can throw him down, it will be easier for me to terrorise him."

"Okay, I don't need to know all the gory details."

"Yes, you do, you are going to help me."

"How in hell am I going to do that?"

"Well, Billy-Bob is bi. So if you are there, and we both seduce him, he will be easier to handle. He'll think he's gonna have a three-some."

, another cliff hanger 1. Because I haven't got a single clue about what I'm gonna write next and 2. I'm too lazy to think of any other i deas just yet.

Until the next chapter, I bid you, adue ( I think that's how you spell it haha).