Chapter 8

It hits the fan (You know what I mean)

Still own nothing but I am sill allowed to play Smackdown vs Raw 2007

We last left james he had had just gotten his revenge on laura by smashing her face in with a brick.

"Hey watch this donald" said a familiar voice

"OW!" Screamed anther familiar voice

"I bet there is something going on up there" James said like the complete idiot that he indeed is.

When he reached the end of the alleyway he saw Sora, donald, and

"Hey" Goofy said

"What" I the author replied

"Don't make me last you bastard" Goofy said

"Who are you talking to like that Goofy" Sora said pissed

"The author that cheap bastard" Goofy shot back

"You are lucky James and some gay looking dude standing there" Sora said looking to his left

"How did you know I was...wait gay looking" James said turning around

"Hi!" Kuja screamed at him

"HOLY SHIT!!" James screamed in surprise

"What?" Kuja asked

"I thought you were knocked out how did you get here!?" James asked

"Uhh.. Magic" Kuja said innocently

"Oh." James shrugged it off

"Hey this is Sora, Donald, and Goofy" James said

"THAT"S FREAKING IT!!" Goofy screamed

"Oh get over it Goofy" Donald said sarcasticly

"No!" Goofy screamed as he pulled a gun from his pocket

"Oh Goofy quit messing.." Donald said before

BANG

"Goofy...why..." Donald said in his last breath.

"HOLY SHIT GOOFY YOU KILLED HIM!" Sora screamed

"NOW I KILL JAMES" Goofy said

"I don't like where this is going Kuja...Uh-oh DUCK!" He screamed as they ducked behind a dumpster that magically apeared out of nowhere.

"NO!!!" Sora screamed as he took Goofy to the ground as they struggled for control of the gun

As the struggle procceded a siren is heard and 5 cop cars show up and 20 normal police come out of them. They grab goofy and pull him off of Sora and drag him to the car. Goofy is now frothing at the mouth and stuggling to get free.

"LET ME GO I NEED TO KILL THEM! He screams as he gets free and tackles Sora to the ground but is then handcuffed and beaten until knocked out. He is then stuffed into the back of the police car and then is drove off.

"Whoa.." James says in amazement of what just happened

"I know" Sora replied

"He just freakin' killed the Duck" Kuja added

"Well he was a..." Sora said as the cop car came back and ran into him

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH" Goofy laughed as he drove the car with his feet and through the for

"HOLY SHIT" James screamed as he ran to Sora

"CURE!" Sora screamed and is nursed to health

"Why don't you just do that for...oh" Kuja started to ask when he saw the smashed up road kill that was Donald

"Never mind" Kuja finished

"Hey Sora could I use you for an expirement?" James asked

"Sure James what is..." Sora started to say

BANG

"OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!! YOU JUST SHOT ME IN THE FOOT YOU ASSHOLE!" Sora screamed in pain

"Well I just wanted to see if those cops came back" James replied

"OHH That must hurt" Kuja said sarcastically

"Hey buddy don't push me" Sora said

"Hey! are you with that red head chick in the skirt?" Kuja asked

"YES! HAVE YOU SEEN HER!" Sora said brimming with hope

"Sure she was going to the hospital looking for you" Kuja Answered

"YEAH!" Sora screamed and ran off happily

"Dude did you really see her?" James asked

"Hell no!" Kuja said laughing

"Oh, Well lets keep moving" James said

(BE) To Walter

"Whew cannt believe that just happened" Walter said Impling to the Crashed and Burning Plane debris behind him

"Now where am I uhh ahh Brookhaven High school hmm Reminds me of the old days" Walter said thinking and walking as he bumped into somebody

"Hey watch where are you walking jackass" Eddie screamed

"Shut up bitch" Walter said

"Sniff that's real hurtful Sniff" Eddie said crying

"Oh sorry then" Walter said seriously

"Really?" Eddie said starting to stop crying

"Hell no you fat peice of crap"

"WHAAAA!!" Eddie screamed and ran off crying

"heh heh Dumbass" Walter said

"Ahh here I am Brookhaven Hospital" Walter said

(BE) Bak to James

"Here we are Rose water park" James said to Kuja

"Your wife is here?" Kuja said confused

"Yep I bet so" James Replied

"Probably being harrased by my jackass of a brother he thinks he is a stud. He finaly gets the woman he wants and he is going to start cheating on her. dumbass" Kuja said disgusted

"O.K. sure" James said as he walked into the so called park

as james looked through the fog

"Hey baby." A voice said very sexy like

"Zelda" James Asked

"no" the voice said

"Mary" James said reaching for his gun

"No" the voice said again

"Russle crowe!" Kuja screamed

"NO!" It said angry

"O.k. I give up" James said

"It's me james" the voice said as the woman stepped out of the fog

"Maria, Mary's sister" Maria said

(BE) to... Sephiroth

"Damn That dog just wasted that Duck and then got arrested hmm" Sephiroth said to someone

"Yes but I need them all dead for master" a deep voice said from the shadows

"Hey I'm getting close to making my move just shut up and get my paycheck ready" Sephiroth shot back

"Kill them first" The voice said

"Yes... steve" Sephroth said as the shodows dissapeared

"Hardass." Sephiroth said

"I can still hear you asshole" Steve said

"So" sephiroth siad walking off

(BE) Back to james

"oh shit" James said

"Huh?" Maria

" I said yeah Maria" James said sweating bullets

"I thought you said shi" Kuja started to say before james elbowed him in the stomache

"So James have you thought about my offer from a few weeks ago" Maria said coming on to james

"Uhh not really I uh" James started to say as she Started to make out with james

"Damn!" Kuja said in surprise

"How as that?" Maria said

"Good I suppose" James replied trying to inch away grabbing Kuja

"You know I am coming with you right James" Maria said happily

"Oh Damn" James said

"What" Maria said glaring at james

"I SAID OH JOY NOW LETS GO!" James screamed and stormed off as Maria and Kuja followed

as they walked off Angela popped her Head

"That whore is trying to steal my man I am ging to kill that bitch" Angela said going back into her bush

A Portal of Darkness appears in front of the trio

one winged angel statrs to play

"Sorry James I have to kill you now and your little freinds now" Sephiroth said

"Why?" James asked

"Two reasons one I am being blackmailed and if I don't kill you my boss is going o give me Cancer in my ass and two because I am also getting paid 10,000 gil so is that enough" Sephiroth says frustrated

"Oh" James says

"Right now DIE!!!" Sephiroth screams as he charges at James but trips on a rock and flys off the road into a wall and knocks himself out and making himself bleed in the process"

"Whew doged that bullet huh?" James said relieved

they walked of as Maria Stares at James ass

"I hate these Women like this" Kuja said Refering to Maria

"This is going to be a long day" James thought to himself

END OF CHAPTER

another one bites the dust and James and his friend Kuja are still going strong. Walter finaly gets to Silent Hill I think this is only going to get better. hey everyone reading this you should checkout the continuation of a story called ask Sephiroth called the New ask Sephiroth. Send in your Questions and the fictitious Sephiroth will answer them.

Now I would like to address something, all of you flamers out there you can talk about my story, hell even insult my intellect but do not talk about my fans reading this story. it just so happens I write for my Schools news paper and I am in fact a Junior in High school, My english teacher even likes this story so don't call my readers morons EVER AGAIN!

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