Weee I am updating again  Now on with the update because I accidentally close Word and have written this out before. Damn you Word, damn you!!

Disclaimer: No I don't own InuYasha. However I was thinking of creating a one-shot manga called 'Sesshoumaru: what's the true meaning of the fluff and girly hair?'

I hurtled off to the west yelling at everybody to follow me.

"Oi! Wench!" came the almost silent voice of Inuyasha.

"What'dya want?"

"You're going the wrong way."

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Well it had been three hours since the discovery of the Ugliest Backpack in the Universe. It had been two hours and forty five minutes since the discovery that Shalimar's Sense of Direction Sucked Rotten Eggs.

In fact we were still learning that to an astounding degree.

"Ok I think I got it. The sun rises in the east and sets in the west, and moss grows - usually - on the south side of trees right?"

Kagome sighed and trudged on behind me.

It was late afternoon too, the sun still blaring up in the robins blue sky.

We had had our noontime meal a while back; apparently I had woken up fairly late in the morning. So we had stopped and rested and eaten (much for the humans, I stayed silent but obviously Inuyasha would never be as tactful as I, the mysterious Shalimar!).

After some grumbling we had gotten up and started on our trail again. We were going at a fairly steady pace, if slightly slow for the sake of the miko, slayer and monk. At about halfway according to Kagome's calculations, the kaji neko swooped down and caught Sango and Miroku, saving their feet for the next few hours of the journey. I had carried the girl, Kagome for some time as well, since Inuyasha had adamantly refused to do so himself.

That was about the time I learned of the Mystery of The Sit Command.

Kagome's hideous yellow backpack was sagging and empty since lunch (and it was still battling with the sun to see who could be brighter). And we were all tired and snappy.

So at this time I could not wait to get home. I wasn't carrying the girl anymore since the others were walking to spare the cats energy, but I was lagging a bit. For a demon that is.

I was having a perfectly fine daydream for a while. I was at the well, waving goodbye, unknowingly being watched by a gorgeous taiyoukai. I had gone through the well, and now I was having a hot bath with Jojoba scented bubbles. Ahh I was so addicted to those things, they smelled awesome and looked awesome in writing.

I had closed my eyes in the daydream, having a light dose in the tub, and then there was a disturbance. I opened my eyes - only to be matched by a pair of golden ones. They were beautiful, like molten gold when the impurities are being burned out, beautiful, large and slanted. And they belonged to Sesshoumaru.

I gasped as I realized he was wearing nothing except for a scanty loincloth. I blushed, he swooped and -

"Oi were here, so stop sleepwalking kitsune" I opened my eyes from my daydream about golden eyes, only to be matched by Inuyasha's angry amber eyes. What a rude awakening.

"Where are we?" I asked dumbly, still in the aftershock of my very hentai imagination.

"We're at the well, where you followed me through." Kagome said, looking over at an old decrepit well that was not to far away.

"Mhmm. You mean the one that doesn't work? I thought you had a different way to get home. 'Cause that one m'dear, doesn't work" I said, crossing over my arms and giving her the Shalimar Pout. Unfortunately the effects are useless against another female, but are devastating to half - drunken men.

"Well, maybe you did it wrong. We'll try again anyway." Kagome said with a shrug. Sango and Miroku bobbing their heads in the background with approval. Inuyasha did his usual 'feh whatever'. The kitsune was still eyeing me from his Mami's shoulder.

"I'll go first, if it does work, then you'll terrify Gramps bye coming out without warning, so wait for me to come back ok?" Kagome said, throwing her backpack over her shoulder and straddling the rail of the well. I gave a salute and watched as she jumped down.

I turned back around as the rest of the group sat down.

"What do we do now?" I asked.

"Nothing until Kagome comes back." came the curt reply from Inuyasha.

"How long will that be?"

"It depends Miss Shalimar. But it will probably be in a few minutes." The placating voice of the monk filtered up as a familiar hand came up to rub my bottom.

I sat down next time, squashing his hand in the process, a look of pain masking his face for a moment. The slayer seemed to be playing with her cat or else I'm sure the monk would have had a lot more pain to deal with.

"You would do better with Sango if you could keep your hands to yourself once in a while." I whispered in his ear, replacing his hand to his lap. He blushed.

And then we waited.

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"That's it! I am going to go find her! It's been hours!" I screamed, boredom finally killing every nerve left in my body. I jumped up and went over to the well.

"Actually err, Miss Shalimar?" Sango was by my side pulling on my shoulder.

"What?!" I snapped dangerously, fangs glinting.

"It's only been fifteen minutes."

"…oh…"

I climbed off of the well and rejoined the circle of feudal era- ians. Again with the waiting. Oh well. I popped the hentai daydream back into my head like a CD. Let the good times roll…or slide.

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I got up angrily for the second time; I knew it had been to long. My daydream had ended. I aimed myself towards the well with purposeful strides, determined to go give that Kagome Girl a piece of my mind.

"Shalimar." It was Miroku this time.

"WHAT?!?!" I screamed back at him.

"It's only been twenty minutes." Oh. Damn it all. How could he just sit there with his eyes closed as if nothing bored him at all? Inuyasha and Sango were sleeping, slayer on ground, inu in tree.

I stomped over to the monk. His eyes were still closed. I put my face level with his and stuck my tongue out at him. This was followed by a few gruesome faces, mocking his face when he talked and generally mocking him.

"I can see you."

Me.

"…Kuso…"

"It's the minds eye my dear, the minds eye."

I left with a scowl as Miroku sat behind me and giggled.

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"Ok, it has been to long, I'm going to go check on her." Hey it wasn't me that was Inuyasha.

The two humans bobbed their heads in acceptance.

"Hey! He just gets left off and I get torn away from the well? The world is unjust." That one was me.

"Well it's been an hour now; Kagome probably should have been back. I'm sure nothings wrong but we really can't stop Inuyasha so…" that was Sango's version anyway.

"Fuck it!" Inuyasha shouted from the well. He was jumping out now with Kagome in his arms. She didn't look to good, flopping around like a rag doll in his arms bridal style. Although, how does one flop bridal style?

"Whoa, Inuyasha you work fast, what did ya do to the poor lass?" I asked, getting up as the others raced to the girl held in Inuyasha's arms.

"I didn't do anything to her! I just found her like this!" exclaimed Inuyasha. I think he felt guilty, or maybe he was distracted with the very short skirt of the girls. Of course I couldn't say much, at a glance my skirt was just barely longer than hers.

Sango Miroku Inuyasha and the kit and neko weren't doing that poor girl much good. Between gushing over her and laying her like a delicate porcelain doll on a blanket and looking through her bag of 'medicines' as they called it, I was surprised they didn't step on her or wake her up.

I figured I had seen enough when tampons were stuck into Kagome's nose, with Sango muttering something about 'revival spirits that Kagome had shown her once'.

"Guys step for a second okay? You're not doing too much, and these," I paused, stooped over Kagome's prone body and pulled out the tampons from her nose "are not meant for the nose m'dears."

I knelt down next to Kagome and took her pulse, it was fine and strong. Next I checked her head, it had a nasty cut and bruise, but nothing that some polysporin © wouldn't cure.

"Ok, she'll be fine, must have hit her head on something, poor girl. Anyways she'll wake up soon I have no doubt. Come on you two! Drag her over beneath the tree; we're staying here for the night." Inuyasha picked Kagome up alone, and settled her under a tree, me and Sango put her night things on while Inuyasha and Miroku had their backs turned (Miroku especially, I was finding out that yes, monks can be perverts too).

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"Mhmmmmm" strange wuffling noises were coming from Kagome's sleeping bag so I figured she was awake.

"Hey there champ, what did ya do to your head huh?" I asked gently. Kagome frowned as she peeled back the blankets and looked up at me for a second, her brown eyes out of focus for a split second.

"Owww…my head…" Kagome put her hand to her head only to feel an hour old gauze bandage applied by the girl who had taken CPR + too meet a hot male - nurse. If you haven't figured this out, me.

Suddenly Kagome's eyes opened wide and she looked me in the eyes with a terrified gleam. That made me nervous, she looked like prey just before it was caught, afraid of the inevitable.

"The well…" she whispered, looking over to the now sleeping Sango and Miroku "the well didn't work."

I stood up and ran over to the well, grabbed the edge and tried to fling myself over. At that point it was convenient for this story, and for that moment that the rim crumbled up in my hands and I did a fantastic face plant into the well. I stood up and did a far less dramatic jump into the well.

I hit the bottom. No blue whoosh. No nothing, no time traveling.

I climbed back up slowly, only to be met by the stare of some creepily familiar golden eyes…followed by a pale face and armor and…fluff. Yup, my hopes of it being Inuyasha were squashed. The fluffy thing settled it; it was quite obvious that Inuyasha would never look that good in a fluffy thing.

"Sesshou! Nice to see you again love, but I'm just a little bit preoccupied right now so if you could leave me alone…"

I squeaked when he grabbed my throat.

"This Sesshoumaru does not let his honor be spoiled. Bye anyone." His voice had a dangerous lilt at the end. If I had been wearing pants, I am quite certain that I would have wet them. As it was, I couldn't really tell. His hand was closing down on my throat and breathing was getting difficult. I decided to pull a Shalimar special on him.

In other words, kick him where the sun don't shine and run.

There was however, a problem with that.

Ping!!

"Well you can't be much of a ladies man with armor down there can you Sesshoumaru sama?" I asked. I mean really, that had to be the least convenient place to have armor. Especially for me and others of my kind who wished to give the taiyoukai a piece of there minds.

Oh well, time to bring in the recruits.

"Inuyasha!!!" I screamed, faking a Kagome voice. Imitation was one of my stronger points, even at claw - point.

"Kag - Shalimar? Sesshoumaru? What the hell are you two doing I thought you were on the same side?" Inuyasha had his sword out, but the edge was on the ground and he was standing up straighter, he obviously wasn't going to help me.

I noticed dear Sesshoumaru's eyes at that moment - he was watching the sword.

I took the moment and slipped out of his grasp, running to the others who were waking quickly. Whatever happened next…I really don't know. All I really remember was being thrown across the ground, then something following me and squashing me to a tree. (I may be an author but at these times I am allowed to forget things, especially when squished next to a tree)

Then there was a scream - Kagome by the sounds of it - and then I was on my feet again. Someone grabbed my arm and hissed at me to run, I followed direct commands and followed, we ran about five feet before an acid green whip ran atop our heads.

I took this chance to look at what was happening.

Kagome was swirling with an angry pink-ish aura, bow and arrow knocked and aimed at Sesshoumaru. Inuyasha was carrying his word in his right hand and his sheath in his left. Miroku was down and Sango was next too him on her knees. Sesshoumaru himself was on his feet, hair not even mussed and mascara not dripping. Well why the hell could he do that and why couldn't I? I will say again, the world is unjust.

Me and Inuyasha were slowly backing up, Kagome directly behind us and Sango dragging the houshi up against something behind us.

Then my feet hit something solid. I looked behind me and there was a stone well. Kagome had already discovered it and was muttering to herself.

"I've never seen that before…" filtered through my ears as Kagome continued to look at the Magically Appearing Well.

Whatever. Sesshoumaru was fast approaching and we were up against a fairly wide well. Actually its size was impressive, made of big slabs of grey stone, wide enough to probably hold all of us. Coincidence? I think not.

I turned to Inuyasha hurriedly as he tried to stare down his brother. It wasn't going to work but this wasn't the time for my games. I could be serious when my hair was threatened.

"Inuyasha" I hissed catching his attention "Take them down the well and stay down there. I'll lead him off and I'll be fine not that you really care about poor old Shalimar here. Just be glad I am going to save your sorry ass."

I didn't give him time to think, I pushed him over the sides and the humans followed with uneasy glances in my direction.

The whip came down in my direction; I dodged over to my left. Then a sword, white hair was flying everywhere. I turned to run, but my feet flagged, my hand was caught to the well with a demon sword.

Sesshoumaru stalked up to me silently. I glared at him from my prone position, trying to dislodge the sword from the soft mortar of the well. Then I stopped, there was no use.

"Going to clean my head from my shoulders so soon Sesshoumaru? Not going to have any fun with me? Or are you more into necrophilia?"

He growled and stooped down. I took the opportunity so finely given to me by lady luck, swung my feet up into a back flip, catching him in the process and flipping him up behind me.

I wrenched the sword from the well and stood up, sword in hand.

"Kuso!" I screamed as I realized I had thrown Sesshoumaru down the well. I ran to the edge and looked down.

Nothing.

"Inuyasha? Kagome? Sango, Miroku anybody?" I yelled in the age old cliché of yelling everybody's name at once in one of those dramatic scenes. I just killed the dramatic scene though didn't I? Oh well, on with the storey.

I had no choice, I had to go down. I jumped down the edge, waiting for the landing. But there was none, instead there was the blue whoosh that I had so expected from the wooden well. Ah well.

Then gravity hit me, I was on all fours, surrounded by everybody else. Yup everybody. Miroku was waking up and groping Sango. Kagome was yelling at Inuyasha for hitting Shippo. The kaji neko was on my shoulder and Sesshoumaru was standing up appraising my house with raised slender eyebrows.

Waiitt a second.

My house?

I looked around; and yup, we were in my three bedroom condo in present day Tokyo. With an ass full of demons.

One word really does represent this situation well.

"Fuck!!"

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Wow, that was long for me. Almost 3000 words!!! And in three days! Well we all will be seeing a bit less of me this weekend. IM GONE YAYYY

Anyways I'm tired, night all