Axel Treehorn: Sooooo sorry about your name misspell thing. But I'm kinda lost to see where you're lost. You seem to know about Elsa's plans and how things are getting out of hand. What do you not understand? You know, you really need to become a Fanfiction writer. Then we can PM each other than do this. I got the Kaitlyn and Elsa idea from a friend of mine. (Well, not excatly from her.) She has OCD like Kaitlyn did. But instead of having Kaitlyn and Elsa the same person, I gave "birth" to Elsa.

If you are not Axel Treehorn please do not worry about reading what's above. It is for Axel Treehorn only. Thank you


"Oh, you know Shrek, I could be one of those donkeys they put into outer (Donkey suddenly got really excited here.) I could be one of those donkeys that pull those wagons full of beer!" Shrek groaned. "I could be some famous writer and change my past!" I said. "Shrek/Canis what would you be if someone put a knife to your throat and said you can't be you any more?" Donkey and I asked in usion. Canis sighed. " Donkey/Kaitlyn, I would personally grab hold of him and throw him into the closest tree," Mr. Canis and Shrek said. Donkey looked scared for a sec. "Okay, you two are nooooooofun," Donkey and I said. Mr. Canis/ Shrek thought for a moment.

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Mr. Canis/Shrek:I guess I'd be a hero With sword and armor clashing Looking semi dashing A shield within my grip

Shrek:Or else I'd be a viking And live a life of daring While smelling like a herring Upon a viking ship
I'd sail away,

Mr. Canis: I'd see the world I'd reach the farthest reaches I'd feel the wind, I'd taste the salt and sea And maybe storm, some beaches That's who I'd be, that's who I'd be
Or I could be a poet And write a different story One that tells of glory And wipes away the lies
And to the skies I'd throw it The stars would do the telling The moon would help with spelling And night would dot the 'I's
I'd write my verse, recite a joke It'd fit in perfect timing I'd share my heart, confess the things I yearn And do it all while rhyming

Mr. Canis/ Shrek:But we all learn, but we all learn
An ogre/monster always hides An ogre/monster's fate is known And ogre/monster always stays In the dark and all alone

Shrek:So yes, I'd be a hero And if my wish were granted Life would be enchanted Or so the stories say
Of course I'd be a hero And I would scale a tower And save a hung-house flower And carry her away
But standing guard there'd be a beast I'd somehow overwhelm it I'd get the girl, I'd take my breath And I'd remove my helmet

Mr. Canis:We'd stand and stare, we'd speak of love We'd feel the stars ascending We'd share a kiss, I'd find my destiny

Mr. Canis/Shrek: I'd have a hero's ending A perfect happy ending That's how it would be A big bright beautiful world But not for me
An ogre/monster always hides An ogre/monster's fate is known And ogre/monster always stays In the dark, you're all alone, all alone
So yes, I'd be a hero and if my wish were granted

Shrek:Life would be enchanted or so the stories say

:Of course I'd be a hero and I would scale a tower And save a hot-house flower and carry her away
Everyone:A perfect happy ending That's how it should be.


Morning was dull. Well it was until Shrek, Fina, Relda, and Kaitlyn got into a fight, of course.

It all started with Shrek laughing at Fina when she said she had a terrible childhood. (I personally, wouldn't have cared if mine was, if I could just remember it.)


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Fina/ Relda:I had nothing in that tower Fighting boredom by the hour I had only
Bare essentials army cot A hot plate and chamber pot And every morning I would boil it No choice I had no toilet
Just a view of devastation Out one window, isolation In my bedroom And very little headroom
Twenty years I sat and waited I'm very dedicated On the walls the days were added Luckily those walls were padded
So I think I got you beat, I think I got you beat Yeah, yeah, yeah I think I got you beat, I think I got you beat

Shrek/Kaitlyn:Oh, you think so That was a sad story but
I've heard better

I'm just saying A for effort thanks for playing Sad to see a princess suffer But I had it rougher
Like that time a mob with torches Burned my britches, see the scorches You're just whiney, I had a flaming hiney!

Canis/Kaitlyn/Shrek:As I fled I had to wonder If I were torn asunder Would an ogre/witch/monster go to Heaven? Did I mention I was seven?
Kaitlyn:So, I think I got you beat, I think I got you beat Yeah,

Shrek: yeah, yeah, yeah I think I got you beat, I think I got you beat

Fina:No warm regards

Shrek: No Christmas cards

Relda:And everyday

Kaitlyn: Was hell on earth day

Fina: (Spoken) Okay. Beat this!
I missed my prom

Kaitlyn:My dad and mom sent me away It was my 7th birthday!

Fina/Relda: I was sent away on Christmas Eve, ha, ha
Bare essentials army cot

Canis:No warm regards

Relda: A hot plate and chamber pot And every morning I would boil it

Shrek/Kaitlyn:No Christmas cards

Relda/Fina:No choice I had no toilet
Just a view of devastation

Kaitlyn:And every day

Relda/Fina: Out one window, isolation

Mr. Canis:Was hell on earth day

Fina: In my bedroom And very little headroom
Twenty years I sat and waited

Kaitlyn and Shrek imatating Fina:I missed my prom

Fina: I'm very dedicated

Kaitlyn/Shrek:My dad and mom sent me away!

Relda/ Fina: On the walls the days were added Luckily those walls were padded!

Kaitlyn: It was my 7th birthday!
All but Canis : My dad and mom sent me away
Fina/Relda:So,

Kaitlyn: so I think I got you beat, I think I got you beat

Shrek/ Canis:Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

Kaitlyn: yeah I think I got you beat,

Canis: I think I got you beat Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

All: yeah, yeah, yeah I think I got you beat, I think I got you beat Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah


Kaitlyn's eyes widened and the rims turned gray. She turned to me and I nodded.

7 hours of traveling on foot in the forest...

The sun was sliding down. We had found Lord Farquarrd's castle and was stopping for the night. Shrek had the idea to eat rats for dinner. I just stared as Fina, Donkey, and Canis(he did it relactly) eat some of it. I looked down at mine. I wanted to barf.