Chp 8 : Triangular Jeopardy

Kakarot : "Navneets" sounds human.

Piccolo : And they look like humans too but don't be fooled. They are completely crazy and astonishingly powerful when in huge numbers.

Kakarot : But they are weak alone then?

Piccolo : In usual circumstances, yes. And the most important thing in their life is not domination but entertainment. I remember what happened when they invaded Namek many many years ago..

(Scene goes into flashback. The old planet Namek is seen from above. Camera zooms in on Young Kami. He is planting trees. Suddenly there is a blast right next to him. Next instant from above, in huge numbers the Navneets are seen flying towards their village. They are blasting whatever they wish. Some Namek fighters try to mount an attack. But the Navneets overpower them. Although they aren't killing anyone, there is destruction of houses, plants and land. Scene changes to a very thin and long cliff and on top is a single house. It is guru's house. He is young but surrounded by four Navneets. Just then another one comes in. He speaks in a high pitch tone.)

Navneet : I am Alpha Navneet. I am co-leader of the Navneets. And I (In a normal tone) am a little itchy what is up with the climate on this planet, seriously how do you utterly green people live here and shouldn't you have turned red by now with all the scratching?

Guru : What do you want?

Alpha Navneet : I just want to have some fun.

Guru : So what do you want me to dance for you?

Alpha Navneet : He he he, no I … I mean we were very much bored on our home planet Painwuld cause there was nothing new to blow up there so we decided to take a vacation. Yeah we are just going to cruise along this galaxy and then head on to the Milky Way. By the way do you happen to know why it is called the Milky Way? Do the people their worship cows?

Guru : Haven't the foggiest?

Alpha Navneet : What is with the one-line answers?

Guru : I don't entertain someone who has no regard for someone else's property or surroundings.

Alpha Navneet : You know you are really boring. Alright I will be on my way. If you could just telepathically tell all your antenna-headed comrades to back off and not get in our way we would much appreciate it. I really hate it when I have to kill someone who is getting in the way of me and my fun.

Guru : Well if you intend to destroy our planet then you don't expect us to just sit and watch.

Alpha Navneet : So you are saying that you would care for some refreshments? Popcorn maybe?

Guru : You are despicable.

Alpha Navneet : Don't worry. When it is all said and done you will thank us. (To his soldiers) Alright guys do your thing. Navneet-L, Navneet-O make sure our fellow Navneets aren't disturbed. Navneet-C, do you know the whereabouts of Beta Navneet.

Navneet-C : No sir. As usual only Gamma Navneet and Zeta Navneet know where he is.

Alpha Navneet : And where are they? (Thinks for a moment0 Never mind over and out.

(Scenes keep changing. Navneets are seen showering blasts over different parts of Namek. Alpha Navneet is just sitting there chatting with one of the Namek kids. It is Kami.)

Kami : Why are you doing this?

Alpha Navneet : What do you do kid, when you are bored?

Kami : I plant trees.

Alpha Navneet : (With a dumb-founded look) Wow.

(Then few hours later, the Navneets seem to have had their fill and have stopped attacking. All the captive Nameks are released. Then Alpha Navneet walks up to Guru.)

Alpha Navneet : I am truly sorry for everything that we did today. We were really bored. But to show how sorry we are we will fix everything we destroyed. (On the radio) All the Navneet-Fs get to work immediately.

(And immediately a dozen or so Navneets are seen coming through the sky. They are all wearing yellow helmets with F written in blue. Quickly they start fixing anything that is broken. They are working in unison. Most of the Nameks don't even see whats going on. Minutes later everything becomes clear. All the houses destroyed were built again. And they looked more firm than before. The trees that were destroyed were replanted and the land destroyed was used to plant even more trees. Guru was shocked. He turned to Alpha Navneet who had a sort of devilish smile on his face.)

Alpha Navneet : I told you, you would thank us in the end. Save it. We might probably be back on our way home. Peace Out.

(The next moment all the Navneets were in the sky and away. All the Nameks were awe struck. Scene changes back to the present.)

Kakarot : So they fixed everything in the end. So they are good guys.

Piccolo : No. Because no one interfered they fixed everything. And Alpha Navneet is a reasonable person, at least that is what Guru told me. But Beta Navneet is completely ruthless.

(Scene goes back into flashback and Namek is seen. Once again scores of Navneets fly in. This time they aren't attacking just assuming some sort of formation around every village in Namek. Guru's house is seen. Kami is with him. A Navneet walks in. He looks exactly like Alpha Navneet. Guru smiles and goes ahead to welcome him but the Navneet punches him to the ground.)

Navneet : What? Were you going to hug me as though we are long lost friends? What is the matter with you?

Guru : (Getting up rubbing his chin) I just wanted to thank you. The trees you planted gave us a much better and healthier fruit and the houses you built are much sturdier than our original homes. Why did you hit me Alpha Navneet?

Navneet : (Raises his left eyebrow) Alpha? Oh so my weak soft hearted twin has visited this planet with his army of ballet dancers. Well I am not like him. I am Beta Navneet. And I have come here because we needed to refuel our ship before getting back to Painwuld. So I just came here to tell you if anyone interfered they will be dead.

Guru : How are you going to refuel your ship here?

Beta Navneet : We are going to extract the natural resources buried underground.

(Scene changes to present.)

Piccolo : And so they took everything that was buried in the northeastern corner of Namek. That part never saw yield again. We lived in horro for the next few years of the Navneets. Thankfully we never saw them again.

Kakarot : So then the Navneets are divided in two parts. One is under Alpha Navneet, who is reasonable as you say and one is Beta Navneet who is ruthless.

Piccolo : Yes. And the bad news is that among the Navneets I sense coming, I can clearly sense Beta Navneet.

Kakarot : So is this guy strong?

Piccolo : When he is with his army, it will take more than what you and Prince Vegeta can together muster up.

Kakarot : But I cant go back, I am dead. And the dragonballs are inside me so no wishes either.

Piccolo : I am aware of that but Prince Vegeta alone, or even with Gohan, Gotenks and Trunks cannot overcome this threat.

(Scene changes to a forest. Raditz is seen along with Master Roshi and the others. He sees Goku Jr. and Vegeta Jr.)

Raditz : These two are strong Saiya-jin kids for their age. Descendants of Kakarot and Prince Vegeta right?

Krillin : Yeah.

Raditz : They are almost completely useless against myrines.

Tien : How so?

Raditz : They have Saiya-jin blood flowing through their veins. Myrines have a way of weakening the saiya-jin cells. Only is they have a high amount of human cells in them they will even be able to mount a respectable attack. But as of today myrines cannot be defeated by a saiya-jin other than me. And even I cant defeat those two.

Tien: Those two? Who are you talking about?

Raditz: One is General Sladhog and the second is the king of the myrines, Jekro.

Tien: Why are you the only one who can beat them? What can you do that Gohan or Prince Vegeta can't do?

Raditz : I can do (Camera closes in on Raditz) "The Saiya-jin Cell Blast".

[End of chapter 8. Tried to make it funny Couldn't think of a kick ass name for raditz's attack but the description is really god atleat I feel so. Comment away really expecting some criticism. Next chapter The history of Myronia will probably be the last suspense chapter where I will reveal everything about myrines. By the way I didn't give a description about the Navneets cause I want it to be a secret for some time as it is related to the story. Keep commenting.]