351. wait, you got something on your nose. just... right... ooops! next time, use a kleenex!
352. I'm sorry sir, your credit card has been declined.
353. It's pronounced Levi-ooooo-sa not Leviosaw!
354. Voldemort...I'm pregnant...
355. you know, i dont know what you think, but i think your life just went down the tube in the past like million years. I mean first, you were born. And your mum was a squib and your dad was a muggle. Then, you changed your name to voldemort and well, dont you think that sounds a bit like a name a little kid would give themself? i do. and THEN, a baby took away all your powers, and imagine how hilarious that might have been to watch. then, a teenage boy escapes from you 4 times in a row... i just think you might need counselling or SOMETHING.
356. "WOW! What factor sun block do YOU use?"
357. "Are you constipated? You look it?"
358. "Just out of curiosity, were your parents siblings?"
359. "Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you had enough oxygen at birth?"
360. -points behind Voldemort- DEATH! Ha, made you look...-points- ALBUS! Ha, made you look...-points- POTTER! Ha, made you look...-points- TANNING BED! Ha, made you look
361. Oh, god! DO you smell that? Like rotting fish and the scent of lameness...oh...wait...
362. Mugglesayswhat?
363. YOU: you wanna play the shadow game?
HIM: no
YOU: mocking the way he says it no
Him: stop that!
You: stop that!
Him: go away brat
You: go away brat
Him: chases after you with his flat noes and wand
364. "I think that you're just pissed 'cause you're 65 and still a virgin."
365. I HATE YOU AND YOUR FLAT NOSE TOO!
364 This tattoo is on the wrong arm, can I have a refund?
365 You'll call me tomorrow, won't you?
366 Would you like to borrow my toenail clippers?
367 Does this mean we can't be friends?
368 Voldemort: Alright, I think we should vote. I vote that...
Me: Sorry, but I have to object, I dont think a seventh of a person is allowed to vote, now if you gather all the souls, we MAY tally your vote.
369. Voldemort: I have a brilliant plan that WILL succeed, and here it is! We will...
Me(interrupts: Um, excuse me, um, Dark Lord, but I have to use the little girls room??
370 voldy poo, what on earth has happened to your nose! get a nose job done, voldy!
371. Why don't they have any chocolate frog cards with you on them?
372. Tom, Voldemorts just not workin.
373 BITCH, GET ME A BEER!
374. you want a sooooda?
375 "You have really pretty eyes."
376. Mr. Voldemort, sir... I am feeling some hidden hostility through this leadership of yours... wait... I'm seeing something... A man... your father? This is a result of a childhood deprived of love and affection... with proper councel...
377 um, so you know snape sold you out right? Dumbledore is really alive.
378. Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
379. So where's the Voldy-mobile?
380. someone ordered a pizza and chicken strips?
381. "Hey, have you ever considered using a gun to kill Harry? I mean, the whole Avada Kedavra thing isn't really working, is it?"
382. With your soul ripped apart, does that effect your manhood?
383. Are you naked under that semi-see through black robe?
384. Is this what you look like permanently? …Really? Bummer…
385. Umm... ever hear of a dentist?
386. HELLO!!! This is a girls room!!
387. Lets try out for cheerleading
388. Whos your favourite care-bear??
389. I wish your parents hadnt abandoned you when you were younger. If they hadnt, they could have beaten you then.
390. Why don't you have such a cool scar?
391. Your the only man I know that got beat by a baby and is scared of an old geezer.
392. Hey sir, Ive got some snakes in my house. I was wondering if you could use that there talent of yours and come round them up for me. Help a brother out?
393. Time out. Ive got to tie my shoelace. you know I have waited years for this. The least you can do is give me a minute. Okay all done. Now where were we? Oh yes, that silly last battle thing. Heh. Shows on!
394. My daddy frigged your mommy
395. Can I have your babies?
396. Dude, seriously. Get a life.
397. Oh, Tom! Yeah, PWNED, BITCH!
398. Hey Riddle! So I went to Hogwarts like a day ago, right? And I met up wid the Boy-Who-Lived. And he was like, "Wtf? Who are you?" So I was like, "Im the minion of the Man-Who-Let-The-Boy-Live." So he was like "WTF?! Seriously? Cool." SO THEN I was like, "AVADA KEDAVRA! And he like... died."
399. I dont like my nose that much either.
400. I've always had this thing for bald men