Marth's Curse Reeditized!

As if I own SSBB or SSBM but I do own me!

Chapter 8

Sugar changes people... I know from experience. Actually... experience is what drives this whole chapter. ^^



"Guys... we're not going to do any pranks tonight," Pikana said solemnly to the authors and authoresses that had assembled in her living room.

"Why not?" Mr Pichu glared, not at Pikana, but Albino Pikachu next to him who was trying to break a coconut on his head. The fedora wearing Pichu slammed a baseball hat on his alter ego's head and then punched him in the face before proceeding to shooting him with six rounds from an Uzi.

"Because! She said so!" CrazyAcorn screamed as she randomly picked up KitskuneMiyake and threw him into the bin marked 'Loony.' She then returned to sticking a needle in her body in order to stitch her body parts back together.

"And we're watching a movie!" Pikana screamed, passing a bag of chips to Velcoraptor Girl who cheered.

"Is there any purpose to this?" Souldin asked as he looked at the insane babble of fanfic writers doing whatever the hell they were doing.

"Do you want to spy on a girl's sleepover or not?" Randomzzz asked as she flopped on the couch and switched on the TV.

"Ye... WHAT?"



"How... the hell did I get wrapped up in this?" Martha blinked as she felt her hand being ripped away from her, slammed on the captor's knee and assaulted with a bright amount of colours. Bottles of top coat, base coat, nail polish, and nail polish remover were scattered around the room where Nana and Zelda were doing a similar ritual and Samus along with Jigglypuff were laughing; at the expressions on Martha's face. However the bluenette couldn't help it and, despite her sour attitude, she giggled like a little girl.

"Hold still!" Princess Peach commanded as she began stroking on the exotic colours. "It's not everyday that you're invited to one of our little sleepovers."

"But it tickles!" Martha protested. "And I wasn't invited! I was kidnapped!"

"Now you've made me screw up!" The pink pajama clad princess scolded. Martha gave a deep sighed and resisted the urge to facepalm herself in fear of the blonde's reaction.

It all happened so fast; she left the training room, missed dinner and after a well needed shower in her room when Samus and Peach grabbed her out of nowhere and announced that she was going to be spending the night in the Princess' bedroom to have a small social get together. So in short; this was an utterly pointless event where she was just so blatantly reminded that the prince was now a woman. Unfortunately she didn't realise that here, at sleepovers, she was to get her hands assaulted in the worst possible fashion known to man... getting nail polish applied. It was almost as bad as the makeup she had, so harshly forced on, on her face. It made her look... good and perhaps even hot enough for Roy...

Wow that was a very scary thought. Did she just honestly think that?

"Aye, dark blue really compliments your eyes Zelda," Nana commented, intent with her work.

"Really, it does?" The princess asked, smiling at the only real teenager at the little get-together. A nod came from the Ice Climber and the two of them giggled. There seemed to be a very sugar high aura here... just saying...

"And I thought genetically mutated aliens violated every law of nature," Samus shook her head, however, a smile of pure amusement to see her friends in such a bubbly state was etched on her face. Martha noted that she smiled especially wide every time a scoop of ice cream covered chocolate cake went into her mouth and/or her plate.

"I wish I had nails... then I could join in," Jigglypuff said as she watched Zelda blow on her new shiny nails and Martha following after she got a small nudge from Peach. Oh god... this was torture; she felt like a Barbie doll... and the worst part was that Martha was actually having a little fun to top it all off. Curse this body and Pikana.

"So Martha... are the rumors true?"

"何?" (Pronounced "nani") She asked slightly startled by the abrupt question to start speaking in Japanese. "Pardon me... what?"

"I asked you... are the rumors true about you and fire-head's night games? Or did someone make some very edited videos of you banging each other?"

"Samus! Don't be so blunt!" Nana exclaimed. Martha just slowly blinked and causally blew on her nails before shaking her head.

"No Samus... I'm a prince and I have restrictions and morals. The rumors aren't true and I didn't try to "jump" Roy last night," she replied honestly, although that didn't stop a very noticeable blush creep onto her face.

"Okay... wow that was boring," The bounty hunter said as she made a gun hand sign and placed it to her forehead. Peach looked about ready to explode into a long babble at the sight of the bluenette's blush, Jigglypuff was laughing and Nana was trying to clean up the nail polish bottles before Martha fainted on top of them.

"Hey now... no hostilities. Samus... eat your ice cream. Martha... I'm really sorry you're hear but unless you want to put your hand in between Samus' assets for your room key..." Zelda said stopping when Martha looked ill.

"You put that where?! We have children..." Peach started before Nana and Jigglypuff raised a fist each "Umm... younger women here. Samus! That's totally not appropriate! We could be bumped up to an M fic!"

"Relax little Peachy sunshine," Samus said casually, "you can't say I've never lost my room key or I've had it stolen can you? Anyway, it wasn't until a couple of years ago that I was discovered as a woman so hiding stuff there was never..."

"Since we're confessing things now, why don't we play 'Truth or Dare?'" Nana suddenly piped up from her spot. "I think it would be a lot less perverted and we always have fun playing that game, don't we?"

"Somehow I sincerely doubt it... but it would be better then trying to stuff ourselves silly with junk food and continuing this conversation," Jigglypuff said.

"We're going to probably do it anyway later," groaned Zelda as the girls began to crawl into a odd shaped circle.

Martha gulped and looked out the window, wondering if she could survive jumping out of it since they were on the second floor. She had heard from Mario about these intense games of truth or dare and seen stuff from the movies. Though... maybe the girl's truths or dares weren't as bad as the movies described them.

"Okay... the rules are, tell the truth and do the dare or I blast you," Samus laughed, obviously getting a little high from the amounts of sugar the ice cream contained. Martha looked at the other girls who were just smiling and laughing, as if this was some joke. She then looked at her watch; only seven and if the sleepover began to quieten down in five or six hours... oh Yune. No way would she be able to survive the horror.

"I'll go first!" Peach giggled, cuddling against the pillow she held and absentmindedly brushing her hand through her golden curls. "Hmmm... Nana. Truth or dare?"

"Truth."

"What's your relationship with Popo?" she asked. The others rolled their eyes but the bluenette couldn't help but look curious. The Ice climber always managed to avoid the question quite fluidly for one her age.

"He's a good friend and that's it. Truth or dare Jigglypuff?"

"Truth... I hate your dares almost as much as Samus' ones," the diva Pokemon said with a small frown on her face. Samus almost seemed proud at her reputation while Martha looked out the window again. Jumping out seemed really tempting right then. Especially if the whole night was going to be about girly truths...

"Who has the biggest ball you've ever seen?" Nana laughed. The girls squealed and giggled while Martha just kind of died in the back of her head.

"Oh," Jigglypuff smirked "Peach does."

"WHAT?"

"Yeah, have you seen her medicine workout ball? It's bigger then Wario's gut!" The girls' erupted into a fit of giggles (although Samus sounded like she was snorting) and Martha let her cringed shoulders relax and rumble a bit in her version of a laugh. If the truths were answered like that then there was a slight possibility she was staying sane tonight.

"That's true..." Peach said as she picked up a bowl of chocolate eggs and placed them in the centre. Martha grabbed one and put one in her mouth and smiled. The free candy was probably the only good thing that came out of the night so far.

"Truth or dare Zelda?"

"Dare, let's make things interesting," the princess said. The girls 'oohed' and Jigglypuff thought for a bit. Martha couldn't help but laugh and waited in anticipation for Jigglypuff to decide. Just when the puffball seemed to be ready to give an answer, a knock on the door startled all six women. The Pokemon cackled suddenly and rubbed her hands.

"That's the pizza probably. Zelda, I dare you to open the door and kiss, on the lips, the poor sucker delivering our meal."

"If it's King Dedede or Wario or even Ganondorf; I swear I will marry you Jigglypuff," Samus said nearly screaming, the sugar must have finally kicked into her blood supply. Both blue and blonde hair monarchs grinned at each other while Zelda huffed and stoop up, allowing her purple nightdress to fall to her ankles.

"If it is, I swear I will murder you Jigglypuff," she threatened jokingly as she went to the door, threw it open and kissed the delivery boy Roy.

"Oh my ice goddess. Where's the camera? We officially have blackmail!" laughed Nana as she tried to find the mobile phone she usually kept in her pockets. However, the brunette failed as Zelda parted from Roy, slammed the door in Roy's face after a hasty 'thank you' and sat back down with the others with the pizzas at hand. Martha couldn't speak, she just felt sick watching Zelda kiss her best friend. She wasn't sure why though; it was only an innocent dare right? So why was she feeling a small pang of jealousy?

"Yo, Tiara-boy. You okay? You look pale," Samus said as she looked at her new roommate with pity in her usually stern eyes.

"I'm... fine. Please continue," she said trying to settle her churning stomach with a slice of steaming hot pizza.

"Okay... Truth or dare Samus..."

"Truth."

"Why did you and Peach "invite" Martha here tonight?"

"Easy... because I was bored and you know we were given a mission by the dark mistress herself." Samus laughed. Before Martha, Nana or even Jigglypuff could ask, Samus turned to Martha and grinned

"Truth or dare..."

"Truth..."


"I'm not sure what is more disturbing... Martha being subjected to Jigglypuff lifting the all the girls' shirts up and loudly comparing their breast sizes or the fact Samus just skipped... SKIPPED around the room twice singing 'Mary had a little lamb' while smiling and not threatening to kill anyone..." Wolf said a few hours later as he sat in the security room of the Smash Mansion and gawked with a few other smashers.

"I think it's the first one..." Ike said rubbing his eyes in a poor attempt to wipe the image out of his head. "Although the latter was pretty disturbing in itself." Usually, Samus would either knock out the security systems or hot-wire them so no one could spy on the girls during their slumber party. However, this year she didn't count on Snake's and Slippy Toad's combined efforts to make the perfect invisible cameras to see exactly what the girls did when the lights went out. It may have cost them one expensive trip to a French Restaurant but somehow all of the guys in the room could say it was worth the entertainment value they were getting.

"Nah, the weirdest thing was probably Peach throwing all her underwear into the pudding and everyone having to eat it." Ganondorf said scowling at the screen and then to his companion Bowser who was smiling at the thought. "Those girls have mental problems..." The koopa growled and smacked the back of the "King of Evil"'s head.

"No way, Zelda admitting that she had a small crush on you while she was possessed was creepy. Fullstop."

"I think the worse was Nana admitting that she managed to..."

"Don't even mention that. She's fourteen for Arceus' sake," Red said quickly to the agreement of the others. "We're so going to need to talk to Popo in the morning about that. That's just not right you know..."

"Do you think we should tell the kids to start the pranks we had planned?" Pit asked, doing his best not to look at the screens in fear of what Paulenta would do to him if he dared gazed on the monitors of evil.

"Nah! This is way too amusing," Captain Falcon laughed.

"Shut up. You'll wake virgin eyes and ears downstairs and besides... I can't hear what they're saying with this racket," Falco said whipping his blaster out. When the others were quiet, the avian grabbed a dial and turned it up.

"... truth, truth and Yune dammit truth." Martha said hugging a pillow and swallowing a chocolate mint. The guys looked like they were going to burst out laughing again. It had taken three hours of the nonsensical game, five bowls of candy, three pizza slices, two drinking games and a whole bottle of cola (she managed to get half of that sugar into her system through Samus' dares) but she had finally cracked from the royal mask she held and instantly deteriorated. Eyes bulged out of their sockets as Martha actually acted like one of them air headed bimbos from the movies and began giggling. "I'm not going to be wasted like Samus."

"What happened to Samus?"

"You made me miss it you jerk!"

"Snake, can you switch the camera to the window view?"

"Shut up and let me try!"


"Hmmm..." said Zelda feeling just as sugar high "I know! You know them questions where you say 'who would you date if you were the opposite gender?'"

"Yeah?" she asked wiping her mouth from the lipstick Samus had applied to her earlier blindfolded. Peach who had somehow managed to get her royal hands on yet another carton of ice cream attacked the bucket with the help of Jigglypuff while Zelda and Nana neared the bluenette; tempted to egg her on.

"Well since you actually are of the opposite gender, who would you most want to snog out of all the guys in the mansion?"


"They're either really drunk or really high," cringed Pit as he heard the sharp giggling from everyone in the girl's room.
"Let this be a lesson to everyone... never let the girls have sugar. We learnt today none of them can handle it and Martha can't hold down sugar as well as alcohol," someone piped up. They all agreed silently, wondering who the clearly-whacked-out princess would pick in her current state. The girl thought and then burst out in hysterics and was about to give her answer...


"What?"

"Well... I do admit in this body I find Ike, Pit and, sorry Zelda, Link really attractive but I would say my pick would have to be Roy. He steals a little piece of me every time we touch... plus he's hot," the bluenette said smiling proudly to herself. The girls (minus Samus who had passed out from an earlier dare trying to see how much alcohol she could stomach in one sitting) widened their eyes and were silent.

"Martha... we weren't being serious. You didn't have to answer that,"

"What?" she said, before all of a sudden, as if her hyper mood just disappeared, she clutched her mouth and blushed, realising what she just said. "I didn't mean that! I don't want to do that seriously!"


"Well... that's somewhat awkward." Ike said back in the security room raising his eyebrows.

"Indeed..." Pit agreed

"Hmm... speaking of the red devil... where's..." Red started before Roy suddenly burst in the room and slammed the door behind him, panting hard and looking like he'd just came back from running a marathon.

"Link saw me kiss Zelda... he's been trying to kill me for the past hour with his sword and a butcher's knife," The red head said slumping down.

"What happened the two hours before?"

"I was hiding under Yoshi's bed. No one looks there." Whoever was in the room looked at each other and began laughing at the swordsman's expense. "Shut up... you said there was only Peach and Zelda there needing pizza. Since when did the girls have slumber parties?"

"Since you stopped banging Martha," laughed Captain Falcon. An awkward silence passed and Ike took it upon himself to knock the racer out.

"Not funny idiot!" he yelled to the unconscious racer.

"I'm confused."

"Just... don't question it Roy. The less you know... the better," Pit nodded.


"We let them watch nonstop high definition screenings of that?" Kitskune asked rubbing his eyes the next morning. It was obvious he meant Randomzzz, Mr. Pichu and Albino Pikachu but Pikana lazily waved her hand and chuckled.

"Nope... I sent them to my factory!"

"What factory?" Souldin said dusting the food wrappers off his head and stealing a look at Velcoraptor girl who had dropped the fore-mentioned wrappers.

"Oh... it's a joke. There's this factory Pilana and that's where she bought Chainy. It's a saw blades, industrial knives and hand tools manufacturing company," CrazyAcorn moaned and got herself off Souldin's lap. "Pikana... never invite me to a movie session with you. This wasn't mind-rape... this was mindf***!"

"No... seriously where are they?" KitskuneMiyake said "One of them took twenty bucks from my wallet."

"It was Albino... and they're unconscious under the couch. Unless you're my age or older, I treat people like my slaves! That's the egotistical, vain Pikana way!"

"What was the purpose of that anyway?"

"You shall see... you'll all see. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"

"We get it already!" Velcoraptor girl growled as she threw a brick to Pikana's head.



((Warning: Foreshadowing and blatant Titanic references/quotes.))

"I love you, Roy."

"Don't you do that, don't say your good-byes."

"I'm so cold."

"Listen, Martha. You're gonna get out of here, you're gonna go on and make lots of babies, and you're gonna watch them grow. You're gonna die an old... an old lady warm in her bed, but not here, not this night. Not like this, do you understand me?"

"I can't feel my body."

"Being invited to this tournament, was the best thing that ever happened to me... it brought me to you. And I'm thankful for that, Martha. I'm thankful. You must do me this honor, Martha. Promise me you'll survive. That you won't give up, no matter what happens, no matter how hopeless. Promise me now, Martha, and never let go of that promise."

"I promise."

"Never let go."

"I'll never let go. I'll never let go, Roy." Then her hand slipped and he plunged into the sea. She yelled her heart out and saw a giant purple wave coming up and thumping her off the small lifeboat.


"AHHHH!" Martha screamed rolling off the couch and onto the floor. Ashera, she felt sick... that was way too much candy last night and the alcohol... she wouldn't be eating anything in an extremely long time.

"Man, she falls asleep during the Titanic and she still has nightmares waking up. This is why we don't watch horror movies after sleepovers Samus."

"Well I also like watching something actionish after a hangover. The closest thing to fun we had was that pillow fight which Miss Sleepy head here didn't participate in."

"Your metabolism never fails to surprise me... I'm actually a bit disappointed in last night. I really thought we could make her feel better."

Martha shut her eyes even tighter and pulled her pillow over her face, trying to bury the sound of the girls bickering above. Sound still penetrated her ears as the pillow barely managed to stop the conversation going.

"Does getting her drunk and sugar high count?"

"No... it doesn't."

"Fine... but what are we going to do? It's day three and Pikana is slowly growing impatient."

"I'm surprised how she thinks she can get it done so fast."

"She's not... but that's not going to stop her."

"True..."

"Anyway. I'm just wondering why she asked us to do..."

"... We should wake Martha up... it's already about eleven in the morning."

"Yeah... we should."


What does this chapter have in common with the quality?

It's both done and edited at 2am in the morning! Fun fact: This is the longest chapter... but it looks smaller then the dinner scene -_-'

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