Day 8: How Do You AU?
DING.
PORTGAS D. ACE HAS ENTERED SAKEBROS CHAT ROOM.
Ace: Hey, I need advice.
DING.
MONKEY D. LUFFY HAS ENTERED SAKEBROS CHAT ROOM
Luffy: What is it Ace?
Ace: No. I need Sabo's help.
DING
OUTLOOK SABO HAS ENTERED SAKEBROS CHAT ROOM
Sabo: Yo. What you need?
Luffy: Why are you like this?! I can help too Ace!
Ace: *sigh* Ok I need all the help I can get. I might sort of like someone but…his totally unreachable. How do you get someone like that's attention?
Sabo: He straight?
Luffy: Does he already have someone else?
Ace: NO! Luffy. Not sure Sabo
Sabo: well. Ask. Maybe flirt a little.
Luffy: Yeah! You can drop hints like buying him meat!
Ace: I have flirted but he thinks I'm a kid.
Sabo: Course he does. You suck at flirting.
Luffy: Shishishi Very true!
Ace: SCREW YOU!
DING
HOST PORTGAS D. ACE HAS CLOSED CHAT ROOM
DING
OUTLOOK SABO HAS ENTERED SAKEBROS CHAT ROOM.
Sabo: Hey guys! Quick question. How do you change a broken pipe? Also ask a girl out?
DING
PORTGAS D. ACE HAS ENTERED SAKEBROS CHAT ROOM
Ace: Here ###,###,###. It's a number for this awesome plumber and I'm sending a link for the second part. Hold on let me find it.
Sabo: Thanks Ace!
DING
MONKEY D. LUFFY HAS ENTERED SAKEBROS CHAT ROOM.
Luffy: Buy her meat! She'll say yes if you buy all the meat during the date!
Sabo: Ok Lu, I will. Thank you.
Luffy: Shihihi Your welcome!
Ace: *link: How to get over heartbreak and the steps to getting better*
Sabo: YOU ASS!
Ace: MA HA HA HA!
DING
HOST OUTLOOK SABO HAS CLOSED SAKEBROS CHAT ROOM.
DING
MONKEY D. LUFFY HAS ENTERED SAKEBROS CHAT ROOM
Luffy: How do you have sex?
DING
OUTLOOK SABO HAS ENTERED SAKEBROS CHAT ROOM
Sabo: LUFFY, WTF?!
DING
PORTGAS D. ACE HAS ENTERED SAKEBROS CHAT ROOM
Ace: YOU DON'T. THAT'S HOW. YOU. DO. NOT. HAVE. SEX.
Luffy: Nevermind Law said he'll teach me!
Sabo: THE HELL HE IS! LUFFY YOU STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM HIM!
Luffy: Got to go. He said I'm going to learn now. Bye guys! Wish me luck!
Ace: LUFFY DON'T YOU DARE!
DING
HOST MONKEY D. LUFFY HAS CLOSED SAKEBROS CHAT ROOM
