Day 8: How Do You AU?

DING.

PORTGAS D. ACE HAS ENTERED SAKEBROS CHAT ROOM.

Ace: Hey, I need advice.

DING.

MONKEY D. LUFFY HAS ENTERED SAKEBROS CHAT ROOM

Luffy: What is it Ace?

Ace: No. I need Sabo's help.

DING

OUTLOOK SABO HAS ENTERED SAKEBROS CHAT ROOM

Sabo: Yo. What you need?

Luffy: Why are you like this?! I can help too Ace!

Ace: *sigh* Ok I need all the help I can get. I might sort of like someone but…his totally unreachable. How do you get someone like that's attention?

Sabo: He straight?

Luffy: Does he already have someone else?

Ace: NO! Luffy. Not sure Sabo

Sabo: well. Ask. Maybe flirt a little.

Luffy: Yeah! You can drop hints like buying him meat!

Ace: I have flirted but he thinks I'm a kid.

Sabo: Course he does. You suck at flirting.

Luffy: Shishishi Very true!

Ace: SCREW YOU!

DING

HOST PORTGAS D. ACE HAS CLOSED CHAT ROOM


DING

OUTLOOK SABO HAS ENTERED SAKEBROS CHAT ROOM.

Sabo: Hey guys! Quick question. How do you change a broken pipe? Also ask a girl out?

DING

PORTGAS D. ACE HAS ENTERED SAKEBROS CHAT ROOM

Ace: Here ###,###,###. It's a number for this awesome plumber and I'm sending a link for the second part. Hold on let me find it.

Sabo: Thanks Ace!

DING

MONKEY D. LUFFY HAS ENTERED SAKEBROS CHAT ROOM.

Luffy: Buy her meat! She'll say yes if you buy all the meat during the date!

Sabo: Ok Lu, I will. Thank you.

Luffy: Shihihi Your welcome!

Ace: *link: How to get over heartbreak and the steps to getting better*

Sabo: YOU ASS!

Ace: MA HA HA HA!

DING

HOST OUTLOOK SABO HAS CLOSED SAKEBROS CHAT ROOM.


DING

MONKEY D. LUFFY HAS ENTERED SAKEBROS CHAT ROOM

Luffy: How do you have sex?

DING

OUTLOOK SABO HAS ENTERED SAKEBROS CHAT ROOM

Sabo: LUFFY, WTF?!

DING

PORTGAS D. ACE HAS ENTERED SAKEBROS CHAT ROOM

Ace: YOU DON'T. THAT'S HOW. YOU. DO. NOT. HAVE. SEX.

Luffy: Nevermind Law said he'll teach me!

Sabo: THE HELL HE IS! LUFFY YOU STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM HIM!

Luffy: Got to go. He said I'm going to learn now. Bye guys! Wish me luck!

Ace: LUFFY DON'T YOU DARE!

DING

HOST MONKEY D. LUFFY HAS CLOSED SAKEBROS CHAT ROOM