So im back guys! Sorrry it took so long. Ima shut up now and get to the good stuff.
Naruto was walking back to the meeting room, his ass hurt like hell though! Why did he like it rough again? Naruto wondered why Tsunade wanted to see him.
Hm, maybe I'm sick or something.
Ruru, I have to tell you something important.
What is it Kyuu? Does it have to do with why the old bat wants to see me?
Yes Ruru, it does.
Tell me tell me tell me!
I think you'll be surprised though.
Just tell already! Please!
Ru, you're pregnant.
W-what!? How? What does that have to do with seeing Tsunade?
How are you so naive? When Tsunade checked you over, she figured out you are pregnant. That is why she wants to see you.
Wait! How is this even possible? I don't even have the correct equipment to have a child!
Well Ru, that I do not know but all I know is that the chakra in both of us started forming female parts so it can be possible.
That's ridiculous! Chakra doesn't have a mind of its own! You have to be fucking with me!
First of all, I'm not fucking with you. Second of all, DO NOT CURSE AT A LADY!
Sorry Kyuu, but I'm seriously pregnant? Do you know if the child Gaara's at least?
Yes Ru, the child is most definitely Gaara's you were a virgin when you two..uh..mated, remember?
So, now all we gotta figure out is how the hell our chakra formed these..parts.
"Naruto!" A voice yelled. Naruto broke out of his inner conversation with Kyuubi, and looked up. It was Tsunade. She was walking his way, a concerned look on her face.
"Naruto I thought you weren't going to come, so I was just going to get you. We have to talk."
"I already know I'm pregnant." Tsunade gave a shocked look then quickly pulled Naruto out of the streets and into a nearby alley.
"How is it possible? Whose child is it? How did you find out? This has to be the most amazing thing I have ever experienced!" She shrieked. Naruto innerly face-palmed.
"Well to answer your questions, Kyuubi told me, we both do not know how it happened, and...the child is...Gaara's." Tsunade looked baffled by the last answer. She never suspected those two would end up being a couple.
"So it's Gaara's! Wait a minute, does that mean he took your innocence?!" Naruto blushed and nodded his head.
"Oh thank kami it wasn't the Uchiha bastard who took you first." She said relieved. Naruto glared at the busty woman. Why the hell would she think Sasuke would have him?! Better question, how will he break the news to Gaara...?
Again i am sorry it took so long! But here ya go! Im also working on another fic! An author cant have just one fanfic!
TBC
