"Edward, come on." Harvey said impatiently as he stood by the door, keys in hand. He crossed his arms and sighed when Edward replied:

"One second!"

God damn that man took forever to get ready, did he want to go out or not? Why did he care so much about his appearance, it's wasn't like they were going anywhere special; they going five minutes down the road to get to the shopping complex. The only place that had a shop that sold ice-cream –proper tubs of ice-cream.

Harvey started picking at his nails as he waited.

I hate him…

Harvey rolled his eyes. Twoface hated everyone.

Although Harvey didn't actually think that he hated everyone, it was more probable that he just didn't like that other people took Harvey's attention from him.

No, I'm sure, I hate him.

You're just going to have to put up with him.

We could kill him you know?

We aren't going to kill him…

"I'm ready!" Edward said, springing from his room and coming to Harvey's side; he was wearing a bright green smart-shirt with purple question-mark cufflinks, dark jeans and black shoes he'd reapplied his eyeliner and had swept his short hair to one side.

He looks so gay.

Harvey smiled, "No wonder you took so long, have you gelled your hair?"

Edward scoffed, "Harvey don't even try; it takes effort to look this good."

So gay.

Leave it, I think he's cute…

You like him?

Not necessarily.

You like hi-

Stop it.

Don't interrupt me when I'm thinking.

Stop, he's going to think we're weird!

Edward was looking up at him, grinning widely, the small man gave a small chuckle before walking through the door. "I hope you know that you're buying. I kinda have no money."

A small smug smile painted itself on Harvey's face, "When you look that good who needs money, right?"

"My thoughts exactly!" Edward said happily, blushing slightly, though Harvey didn't notice.

They began the walk down the stairs, and out onto the street, Edward having to make an occasional hop to keep up with Harvey's long strides.

Edward kept bringing his hand to his collar to loosen it; this shirt was so itchy. It looked good though, Edward liked it when he looked good, and Harvey had seen him in such a state; upset and unkempt, he wanted to show him how good he could look if he tried.

He pushed his glasses up his nose, turning his head to look at Harvey. He was wearing his usual three-piece two-toned suit. He always looked good; just ran his fingers through his hair and it'd be perfect.

It wasn't fair how hard Edward had to try in comparison; he had to wash his hair and comb it and gel it up to get rid of the weird cow-lick thing that kept happening.

"What is brown and red with two legs?" Edward asked as they walked.

"A dog cut in half." Harvey replied.

Edward laughed, looking down at the floor being careful to not step in the cracks of the pavement.

"What is black and white and red all over?" He asked again.

"A penguin cut in half?" Harvey answered smiling widely.

Edward laughed again, "I'd love to cut penguin in half…"

Harvey nodded, they rounded a corner; the massive complex laid out in front of them.

"Ice-cream?" Edward smiled.

Harvey nodded again "This way." He took off quickly towards one of the buildings, leaving Edward a couple of steps behind him.

Edward suddenly stopped, "Harvey, look!" He shouted excitedly, pointing through one of the windows.

Damn, Harvey had hoped he wouldn't notice.

"Kitties! Harvey, look!" Edward sprung up and down, pressing his face against the window; five little black and white kittens were playing on the other side of the glass.

Harvey returned to Edward's side, watching as the ginger haired man squealed with joy as one of the cat's pawed at the window.

"Harvey, they are so cute! I must have one!" Edward smiled, not taking his eyes from the kittens, "Look! That one looks like you." He pointed to a kitten; it had a half white and half black face.

"Edward." Harvey said sternly, "You cannot buy a kitten."

Edward frowned, "Why not?"

"You have no money."

"You could buy it for me?"

"We have no space, and it won't be able to go outside so we'd have to buy a litter box and the whole house will stink of cat piss. I'm adding another rule: no pets."

Edward frowned, "But look how cute." He pointed to one of the kittens, "How can you say no to that face?"

"Easily. And anyway, Twoface doesn't like cats; you wouldn't want to come home one day and find blood everywhere."

Edward pouted "True. Fine. C'est la vie, little kitten." He waved goodbye to the squalling cat, and they began to walk towards the ice-cream shop.

Edward kept flicking his head back looking towards the petshop.

Harvey rolled his eyes, "Look, Edward, you know it'd be a bad idea in the long run. What if the next place you live in doesn't allow cats? What will you do then? Think logically for once."

"Yeah, yeah. I can't afford food for it or anything either…" Edward moaned.

The small man sighed, "I might need more than just the one tub of ice-cream…"