G = Giant
Giants. There's no other word for it. We have our DADA Professor back and he's been to see the giants. And he's given us what looks like a Giantess centerfold to study. It's moving too, swinging a club back and forth. Her 'giants' wobbling with every move, like a lava lamp; you can't look away despite the fact that this giantess is no beauty.
Brainless girl
Either way, the professor seems to be oblivious that he's given us giant pornography. Sirius isn't. Despite the professor breaking us up to ensure we don't "disrupt the class", I can hear Sirius has got the giggles from across the room. To my left somewhere, Peter is making some sort of gagging sound, and I can see Remus' ears, as he's sat right in front of me, going a delicate shade of pink.
So hypnotic
I could see Remus' ears prick before he turned around, shooting me a look of confusion. Grinning, I hold the picture up to him, giving it a wobble for greater effect. He at least had the dignity to give me a disgusted look. It was kind of spoiled by the soft blush that escaped from his ears and warmed his cheeks.
Lucky Moony doesn't blush easily, and when he does it's only very light. Unlike me, the blood is attracted to my cheeks as it is now seeing as the Professor has caught me 'distracting' my friend. I'm forced to look back at my wobbly giant.
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