Dear writers of fanfiction,

I will find you and I will kill you. I will make sure each and every one of your deaths are far worse than anything even Rob Lucci himself could deal out or think of. I did not agree to be involved in this 'pairing' and I never will. None of you have any idea as to how much that guy pisses me off and, as such, I would suggest to you that you all use your remaining time on Earth finding somewhere else to get your 'fix'. You are all sick, twisted bastards and I will make sure that you all die.

-Trafalgar Law