JM- Hey Sebster!

SM- *Blank look* Sebster?

JM- Thought I'd try a new nickname, don't you like it?

SM- It can't be worse than the last one.

JM- Which one was that Sebbie?

SM- You know which one Jim, the one that nearly got me arrested when you shouted at me across waterloo station!

JM- Oh THAT one :P

SM- Yes that one.

JM- Any sign of Sherlock?

SM- Nope he's gone underground.

JM- Underground? Has he decided to become a mole in a hole instead of taking down my organisation?

SM- What?

JM- You said he'd gone underground!

SM- Yes Jim, meaning he's gone into hiding, not that he's had a dramatic change of lifestyle and species.

JM- Oh.

SM- You're imagining Holmes digging with his hands and climbing into a hole now aren't you?

JM- Maybeeee, but you are too.

SM- Innocent until proven guilty.

JM- Hahaha that means you were thinking of Sherlock as a giant mole in a scarf and big coat.

SM- Yes.

JM- HAHAHAHhahahahHAHa.

SM- Jim, what are you eating?

JM- Nooooooooooooothing…

SM- Ok, what's your latest plan to kill Holmes?

JM- OoooOOOoo yes I was just going to tell you! Basically you find out where he is hiding…

SM-And blow it up?

JM- Sebbie, let me finish!

SM- Sorry.

JM- So, you find out where he is hiding, then I sneak in, in the middle of the night and put superglue on the bottom of his shoes so when he puts them on he can't move!

SM- Superglue his shoes?

JM- Yes! But you haven't heard the best bit yet!

SM- Oh dear.

JM- Then we catapult Sherlock over the Pacific!

SM- .

SM- How are we going to catapult him if his shoes are stuck to the floor with superglue?

JM- .

JM- Um.

JM- Bugger, I have to re-calculate that.

SM- Can't we just shoot him once we find him?

JM- That's a bit sour Sebbie.

SM-Sour?

JM- HOW DID YOU KNOW?

SM- How did I know what?

JM- That I was eating Sour Skittles?

SM- I didn't.

JM- Whoops.

SM- But I guess that explains a lot.

SM- How many?

JM- How many what Sebbieeeee?

SM- Packets.

JM- Maybe three.

SM- Or…

JM- Five.

SM- Plus an extra…

JM- Five.

SM- You've eaten ten packets!

JM- Ok, Eleven.

SM- You've eaten so much sugar!

JM- Aw is that my new nickname?

SM- Huh?

JM- Sugar.

SM- No I was saying how much sugar you've ea… Yes that can be you're new nickname.

A/N - Be a sugar and write me a pretty review :P IDOSH