JM- Hey Sebster!
SM- *Blank look* Sebster?
JM- Thought I'd try a new nickname, don't you like it?
SM- It can't be worse than the last one.
JM- Which one was that Sebbie?
SM- You know which one Jim, the one that nearly got me arrested when you shouted at me across waterloo station!
JM- Oh THAT one :P
SM- Yes that one.
JM- Any sign of Sherlock?
SM- Nope he's gone underground.
JM- Underground? Has he decided to become a mole in a hole instead of taking down my organisation?
SM- What?
JM- You said he'd gone underground!
SM- Yes Jim, meaning he's gone into hiding, not that he's had a dramatic change of lifestyle and species.
JM- Oh.
SM- You're imagining Holmes digging with his hands and climbing into a hole now aren't you?
JM- Maybeeee, but you are too.
SM- Innocent until proven guilty.
JM- Hahaha that means you were thinking of Sherlock as a giant mole in a scarf and big coat.
SM- Yes.
JM- HAHAHAHhahahahHAHa.
SM- Jim, what are you eating?
JM- Nooooooooooooothing…
SM- Ok, what's your latest plan to kill Holmes?
JM- OoooOOOoo yes I was just going to tell you! Basically you find out where he is hiding…
SM-And blow it up?
JM- Sebbie, let me finish!
SM- Sorry.
JM- So, you find out where he is hiding, then I sneak in, in the middle of the night and put superglue on the bottom of his shoes so when he puts them on he can't move!
SM- Superglue his shoes?
JM- Yes! But you haven't heard the best bit yet!
SM- Oh dear.
JM- Then we catapult Sherlock over the Pacific!
SM- .
SM- How are we going to catapult him if his shoes are stuck to the floor with superglue?
JM- .
JM- Um.
JM- Bugger, I have to re-calculate that.
SM- Can't we just shoot him once we find him?
JM- That's a bit sour Sebbie.
SM-Sour?
JM- HOW DID YOU KNOW?
SM- How did I know what?
JM- That I was eating Sour Skittles?
SM- I didn't.
JM- Whoops.
SM- But I guess that explains a lot.
SM- How many?
JM- How many what Sebbieeeee?
SM- Packets.
JM- Maybe three.
SM- Or…
JM- Five.
SM- Plus an extra…
JM- Five.
SM- You've eaten ten packets!
JM- Ok, Eleven.
SM- You've eaten so much sugar!
JM- Aw is that my new nickname?
SM- Huh?
JM- Sugar.
SM- No I was saying how much sugar you've ea… Yes that can be you're new nickname.
A/N - Be a sugar and write me a pretty review :P IDOSH
