So hey everyone using my friend's samm's computer to write this chapter so thank them not me. Anywayy. You all see that Jacob is in this story. That is to please all of the Jacob Fans. But Edward fans will be uber happy once they read.... Sorry not ment to affend anyone.... just a joke betwen friends at 3am
There stood Jacob looking just how he did when I first saw him. He was wearing a sparkly purple chiffon scarf with a purple blouse with 3 opened buttons at the top. He was also wearing black leather pants and Prada shoes... At least I think they were Prada.
"I'm only going to ask this once guys who is dating my belly?" Jacob said with a slight lisp. He is going to love Edward.
"Jacob this is my boyfriend edward." I said while pointing to edward happily. Jacob turned his attation to Edward and his jaw dropped ever so slightly. His eyes glazed over and he quickly turned his attion to me a little to quickly. I knew that look. That how I first found out he was....well you know...
"Omg are you cereal guys? NO WAY; ISABELLA OTHER ROOM NOW!." Jacob said again lisp gone. We walked into the other room and slam the door. "Bella that tight ass is mine! You better back off missy. He and his tight ass and pecks and lips and.." Jacob was saying before I cut him off.
"We will see about that. He is mine!" I said tone joking.
"Good choice belly you think I scared them?" Jacob said lisp returned.
"I think once you're lisp dissapeared and you yelled Alice shit her pants." I said laughing happy our little ritual was complete. We always scare them with big scary gay guy. But I have a feeling some shit is going to go down....
So
we left the room and come out laughing Edward had a look of terror in
his eyes. I couldn't understand why Jacob wouldn't hurt a
fly.
"Ahh bella what was that?"
Edward said abosutly confused.
"Well.. Every time belly here gets a new boyfriend I like to shake them uup a little but I don't like seriously hate you. Belly here picks good ones." Jacob said lisp in full force.
"Bella that reminds me are you free tuesday?" Edward said planning a date.
"I CALL MAKING OVER BELLA!" Alice and Jacob said totgher. They looked at each other ran to each other and locked hands and jumped up and down and said "Bella barbie bella barbie bella barbie!" This is going to end veryyyy badly for me. could bet any amount of money to say i will end up in a pink ballgown.
" Uh Alice why are you wearing last season prada shoes?....." Jacob said. This is not going to be good.
hey everyone sorry for the short chapter. I HAVE TO MAKE AN ANNOCEMENT GAY JACOB IS DEDICATED TO SAMM! I Hate writing on friend's computers my computer will be fixed on friday or saturday. I just wanted to say sorry for affending anyone i didn't mean to me and some friends came up with the idea one night and i decided to add it in. No harm ment. Oh yea i might kill off a chacter review and tell me who. My story is getting a little too happy.... SO R&R!!!!
Love your favorite athour~~~ME!
