Reina: Ohayo! And welcome to the 10th oneshot of this amasing oneshot collection!
Fran: Another long awaited oneshot. This one will surely get you laughing.
Bel: Ushishishi. This particular oneshot is all about the Vongola 10th brat and his little friends. How lame.
Reina: Bel, the oneshots can't ALL be about you.
Bel: Why not? I'm a prince.
Fran: Is there ever a time when you don't say that? It's really annoying.
Stab.
Bel: Shut up, froggy.
Reina: Okay, I will now explain where I got this idea from. One day, I bought myself some juice. Not just any juice, Tropical juice. Capri-Sun Tropical juice. And when I drank it all, I decided to look at the back. And there it was. The instructions on how to grow your own pineapple. Seriously! It said 'How To Grow Your Own Pineapple'. It didn't take me more than a few seconds to already have a character and a oneshot idea in my head. I chose the character that resembles a pineapple, if not intentionally. And who do we know that resembles a pineapple?
Everyone, Everywhere: MUKURO!
Reina: And there you have it. Ah,No offence to Mukuro, he's a cool guy! And he's ace at illusions. Probably the best!
Fran: *Cough* Ahem!
Reina: Oh, Fran, have you got a bad cough?
Fran: No.
Reina: Okay. As I was saying, Mukuro's probably the best. Seriously, he beat Mammon so easily. And-
Fran: *Cough, cough* Ahem!
Reina: Fran, are you sure you're okay?
Fran: Hai, I'm fine.
Reina: Okay. Anyway, yeah Mukuro's the best. I reffered to him once as the 'king' of illusions. No other illusionist could compare to him. He's so dangerously cool and-
Fran: AHEM!
Reina: What!?
Fran: What about me!? Aren't I dangerously cool and all that other stuff!?
Reina: Oh, Fran, of course you are. I'm sorry. It's just that, I was talking about Mukuro at the time, so....yeah. Aww, of course you're dangerously cool and all that other stuff I said.
Fran: Thank you.
Fran/Bel: NOW, SOME GOOD NEWS!
Reina: After months of waiting, I've finally done it. I've finally posted up the next chapter of my other BelxFran fic. 'Our Fun Filled Week'. Chapter 13 is now up and ready to read!
(Applause)
Reina: Thank you, thank you. I'm happy that people still have love for that fic. and are still reading & reviewing it. Ariagtou, miina!
Reina: Hai-hai, I can't belive this oneshot has 52 reviews so far. I'm so lucky!
Fran: A little new habbit Reina picked up. Instead of saying 'i i' (like a sailor), she says 'hai, hai'.
Reina: O-oh, what's wrong with that? I think it's cool.
Fran: Another habbit. Now she also keeps saying 'o-oh' like that Millefiore cloud funeral wreath, Kikyo.
Reina: I can't help it. They're both sorta stuck with me. That's what happens when a character uses a word more than they should.
Bel: Ushishishi. Reina, the oneshot.
Reina: Oh, yeah! I almost forgot! Yeah, this oneshot is about Tsuna and the Vongola. Oh, and...you really can grow your own pineapple. Now...
Reina/Fran/Bel: READ LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT!!
Reina: Enjoy, doki~doki!
Fran/Bel: PS!
Reina: Just thought I'd say. On the way to school today, I saw a little girl walking with a 'frog' umbrella. Hai, hai. It was green and the eyes were sticking out of it. And I couldn't help but think of 'Fran'.
Fran: Hey!
Bel: Ushishishishi.
Reina: Okay, on with the amasing oneshot collection now.
OneShot 10 - How to Grow Your Own Mukuro
The Vongola family were having an important meeting. Everyone needed to be there. Even Mukuro. Chrome contacted Mukuro and was able to switch places with him. But only for a limited time.
"I'll be leaving now" Mukuro said once the meeting was over.
"Huh? So soon?" Tsuna asked.
"I don't have enough power to stay here for any longer than this. And I am extremely tired. Unfortunately this is all I can do as I am now"
"I understand" Tsuna said.
"Please look after Chrome for me" Mukuro said.
Tsuna nodded.
"Don't worry. I will" He said.
Mukuro smiled before disappearing in a puff of smoke. What once was Rokudo Mukuro was now Chrome Dokuro. She appeared before Tsuna with her trident.
"Mukuro-sama?" Chrome muttered as she looked around.
"He's gone" Tsuna said.
"Ah! Mukuro-sama is gone already?" Chrome asked Tsuna.
"Yeah" Tsuna said. "He said he was tired and that he didn't have enough power to project himself here"
Chrome's face saddened. "I see" Chrome said.
"I'm sure he'll come back soon though!" Tsuna quickly said, trying to cheer her up.
"No. It's just as you said. Mukuro-sama doesn't have enough power"
"It's good that he can come here at all, if only for a limited time though, right?"
Chrome nodded but she didn't look convinced. "Excuse me, boss" Chrome said sadly as she walked past him and made her way back to her room.
Tsuna's face softened in sympathy for Chrome.
"Are you okay, 10th?" Gokudera asked Tsuna as he and Yamamoto walked up to him.
"You look sad" Yamamoto said.
"You idiot! We've already established that the boss is upset!" Gokudera said as he shouted at Yamamoto.
"Oh yeah. I guess we just need to figure out why, huh?" Yamamoto said as he smiled and rubbed the back of his head.
"You!..." Gokudera growled. But he quickly ignored the rain guardian and turned back to his boss. "10th, What's wrong!? Did that illusionist bastard do something to you!?" Gokudera asked.
"No, Gokudera. Mukuro didn't do anything to me. I'm fine" Tsuna said.
"So what's up?" Yamamoto asked.
"Chrome so upset. She wishes she could see Mukuro but that isn't possible. And I feel bad because I can't do anything about it" Tsuna said.
"Tch! That stupid girl! How dare she make the boss feel guilty!" Gokudera said.
"That is a shame" Yamamoto said. "There really isn't anything we can do?"
Tsuna shook his head.
"But we can do something!" Came the voice of Ryohei as he walked up to the 3 of them.
"Ryohei?" Tsuna muttered.
"You idiot! There's nothing we can do! Didn't you just hear us!?" Gokudera asked.
"Hear him out first" Yamamoto said.
"Ryohei, you have an idea?" Tsuna asked.
"We'll just grow our own Mukuro to the extreme!" He said.
........................Silence........................
"......What?" Tsuna asked.
"Did you hit your head or something?" Gokudera asked.
"I know what I'm talking about! You really can grow your own Mukuro!" Ryohei said.
"Baka! You can't grow people! We're not a bunch of plants, turf top!" Gokudera said.
"People can grow if they train really hard to the extreme, octopus head!"
The two of them exchanged glares and growls.
"Ryohei, could you show us, then?" Tsuna asked.
"10th?" Gokudera muttered.
"I'll do anything to make Chrome happy. And I know it sounds crazy but, if Ryohei says you can grow your own Mukuro then I'll try it!" Tsuna said confidently.
"My plan is full-proof to the extreme!" Ryohei said.
"Sounds fun" Yamamoto said.
Gokudera didn't exactly agree with Ryohei's idea, but he knew how much this meant to Tsuna.
........................In The Kitchen........................
"Wow. That looks amazing, Haru!" Kyoko said as she looked at the food Haru had just made. Spaghetti bolognaise with bread rolls and salad. Haru then turned to Kyoko's trifle for dessert.
"Kyoko's is amazing as well" Haru said, returning the compliment.
"Thanks" Kyoko said as she smiled.
The door opened and in came Tsuna, Gokudera, Yamamoto & Ryohei.
"Tsuna" Kyoko & Haru chorused.
"K-Kyoko, H-Haru do you have a p-pineapple by any chance?" Tsuna asked.
"A pineapple?" Kyoko muttered.
Tsuna nodded.
"What for?" Haru asked.
"Chrome's really sad at the moment. So I wanted to do something to cheer her up" Tsuna explained.
"Okay. I'll go check" Kyoko said as she walked over to the cupboards and searched through them.
"Why is Chrome upset?" Haru asked.
"She really misses Mukuro" Tsuna said.
"Hahi! You mean that guy with the odd eyes and long, pointy trident?" Haru asked.
"Yeah. That's him" Yamamoto said. "He and Chrome are really close"
"I've found one. Here you go" Kyoko said as she came back with a pineapple.
"Ah, thank you" Tsuna said as he took the pineapple from Kyoko.
"Are you planning on making some kind of pineapple snack for Chrome?" Kyoko asked.
"Err...n-not exactly" Tsuna said as he placed the pineapple on the counter.
"Okay" Yamamoto said as he stood in front of the pineapple. Yamamoto took out his sword and raised it. He then brought it down and sliced the head of the pineapple off. Cutting it perfectly.
"As expected of Yamamoto" Tsuna said.
Yamamoto just laughed and rubbed the back of his head shyly. Gokudera then grabbed a towel and dried the head of the pineapple. Making sure that there was no juice or anything wet on it left.
"That should do it" Gokudera said.
"Do what?" Kyoko asked.
"N-nothing!" Tsuna said quickly.
"Tsuna is hiding things from Haru and Kyoko again" Haru said.
"N-no!" Tsuna said. "It's just that..we err..um"
"We want to make sure this works out first before we show it to you!" Gokudera quickly stepped in.
"Y-yeah" Tsuna said.
"Oh, is that all? Why didn't you just say so?" Kyoko asked
"We hope whatever your doing goes as planned then" Haru said.
"H-hai! Excuse us!" Tsuna called to them as the 4 of them ran out of the room.
Kyoko & Haru glanced at each other, wondering what was up the boys. But with a smile they quickly pushed that thought aside and got back to cooking.
........................Outside........................
"Here looks like a good place to plant it" Gokudera said as the 4 of them walked around in a forest.
Tsuna nodded in agreement. Gokudera took out one of his dynamite and placed it on the ground. A few minutes later it exploded and made a small hole in the dirt. Tsuna placed the head of the pineapple inside the hole and buried it with some dirt.
"We should plant his hair too in case this one doesn't work" Ryohei said as he held up some of Mukuro's hair.
"Huh? R-Ryohei, where on earth did you get a piece of Mukuro's hair from?" Tsuna asked.
"It was lying around in the training room from when he used it. His hair must've got cut off or something during an attack" Ryohei said.
"Okay then" Tsuna said.
Gokudera created another hole and Ryohei placed Mukuro's hair inside. Tsuna then buried it with some dirt.
"Okay. My turn" Yamamoto said. Yamamoto grabbed the watering can from beside him and poured some water over both holes. The 4 of them stepped back and admired their work.
"Are you sure this will work?" Gokudera asked Ryohei.
"Of course I'm sure. I'm extremely sure!" Ryohei said.
"I think Mukuro's hair will do it" Yamamoto said.
"Yeah. I hope so" Tsuna said.
"Boss..." Came a voice.
"Ah, Chrome" Tsuna said.
"Boss, what are you doing?" Chrome asked as she walked up to the 4 of them.
"N-nothing!" Tsuna said.
"Why did you plant Mukuro-sama's hair in the ground?" She asked.
"We're trying to grow Mukuro for you" Yamamoto said.
"Grow...Mukuro-sama?" Chrome said, confused.
"Don't look at us, it was his idea!" Gokudera said as he pointed to Ryohei.
"And it's an extremely great idea!" Ryohei said.
"I don't understand" Chrome said. "How can you grow Mukuro-sama when he is a living being?"
"See!? I told you this idea was stupid! Even the woman thinks it!" Gokudera said to Ryohei.
"I told you, it's a full proof plan! I'm not the only one that's done it!" Ryohei said.
"Maybe we haven't done it right" Yamamoto suggested.
"No. We've done it right. I should know co's I read it somewhere!" Ryohei said.
"You're lieing! You made this up yourself, didn't you!?" Gokudera asked.
"No! I didn't! I can prove it!" Ryohei said. Ryohei searched in his pocket and pulled out an empty juice carton.
"A juice carton?" Tsuna muttered.
"Look, it says right here on the back!" Ryohei said as he showed everyone the back of the carton.
" 'How to grow your own pineapple' " Yamamoto read aloud.
........................Silence........................
"There! See!?" Ryohei asked.
"U-um, Ryohei. I think you've misunderstood" Tsuna said.
"No I haven't. See right there, it says 'how to grow your own pineapple' !" Ryohei said.
........................More Silence........................
"Um...a-ano...." Tsuna muttered.
"Baka!" Gokudera shouted.
"What!?" Ryohei asked.
"Um, Ryohei, I think you've misunderstood like Tsuna said" Yamamoto said.
"How!?" Ryohei asked.
"Because a fruit and a human being are two completely different things!" Gokudera said.
"What?" Ryohei asked.
"Read the back again. And this time, think about it!" Gokudera said.
Ryohei read the back of the juice carton slowly. "'How to grow your own pineapple" He didn't get it for a few minutes, until...
"Oh! Now I get it!" Ryohei said.
"Geez. You wasted mine and the 10th's time with your stupid idea" Gokudera said.
"But it should still work!" Ryohei said.
"Baka! You can't grow a human as if they were a plant!" Gokudera said. "So how can you grow that damn illusionist!?"
"Because he's part pineapple!" Ryohei said.
........................Silence........................
"......What?" Tsuna asked.
"The top of his head is like a pineapple! That's what his hair was for! In case the pineapple didn't work!" Ryohei said.
........................More Silence........................
"Tch! At least we now we know where this stupid idea came from" Gokudera said.
"But I can understand why he thought it would work, so I can't really blame him" Yamamoto said.
"U-um..." Came the voice of Chrome.
"Ah, Chrome! I forgot you were here" Tsuna said.
"About Mukuro-sama..." Chrome began. "He-"
"It's okay now. We're not doing that anymore" Tsuna said.
"Huh?" Chrome muttered.
"We misunderstood you see, so there's no point in doing it anymore if it's not going to work. I'm sorry"
"That's okay" Chrome said. "But I wanted to tell you that-"
"Man, just when I thought you couldn't get anymore stupid" Gokudera muttered to Ryohei.
"Huh? What was that, octopus head!?" Ryohei asked.
"U-um...a-ano" Chrome tried again. "Mukuro-sama is-"
"I said you're stupid!" Gokudera replied to Ryohei.
"If my idea was so stupid, why did you go along with it!?" Ryohei asked.
"I didn't do it for you, I did it for the 10th. He wanted to make that woman happy!"
"Please listen..." Chrome said. "Mukuro-sama is-"
"Well you're the only one that thought this idea was stupid from the beginning!" Ryohei said.
"No I wasn't! We all thought it was but there was nothing else we could do! You think that just because his hair looks like a friggin' pineapple that you could actually grow him!? Baka!"
"Kufufufu. I heard that, 'smoking bomb'..." A voice came.
The atmosphere became tense as the 4 Vongola guardians suddenly became quiet. They knew that voice very well.
"M-M-M-Mukuro!?" Tsuna cried.
Who once was Chrome was now 25 year old, Rokudo Mukuro.
"W-when..." Tsuna stuttered. "When did you-"
"Kufufufu. Have you said your final goodbyes?" Mukuro asked as he held up his trident and his eye became surrounded with purple dying will flames.
This time, Ryohei was smart enough to figure out that he had to run like the wind or be killed.
Reina: Ohayo again! This oneshot was good, ne?
Fran: Are you all still looking out for oneshot 14?
Reina: It's my favourite oneshot out of all the oneshots I've made so far! (Squeal) I can't wait to post it up! I wonder what my reviewers will say about it when they read it.
Bel: Ushishishi. They'll probably need a LOT of tissues. Just in case they get nose bleeds.
Reina: Just in case. Anyway, back to talking about this oneshot. I kinda think the piece of hair would work more than the pineapple.
Bel: Ushishishi. The pineapple peasant's going to kill everyone now.
Fran: Master Mukuro seriously needs to change his hair style.
(Mist suddenly appears and surrounds the place)
Reina: Huh? What's going on?
(The shadow of a human figure appears)
?????: Kufufufu
Reina/Bel: I know that laugh!
(The mist dies down a little and the shadowy figure turns out to be none other than Rokudo Mukuro with his trident)
Reina: M-Mukuro!
Fran: (Trying to sneak away and escape)
Mukuro: Where do you think you're going, little one?
(Fran jumps slightly and freezes on the spot)
Fran: (Nervously) I'm just....going....to.....err....
(Mukuro's eye changes into one of the '6 paths')
Reina: Err...Fran, I think you should run.
Fran: (Takes Reina's advice and runs for his life)
Mukuro: Kufufufu. So, this is a game of cat and mouse, eh? Very well then, Fran. (Eye lights up with dying will flames) Here comes the cat. (Goes after Fran)
.......................Silence.......................
Reina/Bel: (Speechless)
Reina: So anyway, The Next oneshot is called...
Reina/Bel: Cyclops!
Reina: I wonder what it could be about.
DING!
Reina: Oh, I've got a message. (Takes out phone and reads message) It's an 'SOS' from Fran.
Bel: Ushishishi. Oh, dear.
Reina: Okay, then. Looks like we need to wrap this up quickly. Err....I hope you look forward to the next oneshot. Now...
Reina/Bel: PLEASE READ & REVIEW WITH YOUR DYING WILL!
Reina: In the mean time, we've gotta save an 'endangered frog'. See you later, doki~doki!
