Sigh, no reviews. You're lucky I'm getting braces tomorrow. I wonder if I'll be in too much pain to write another chapter. My friends say it'll hurt, my parents say it won't. Beats me, I'll just stay on the safe side. P.S. I don't own Mario Kart or anything in this chapter in anyway. Oh, and review!

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(Two o' clock at night)

Peppy, Toadsworth, Colonel, and Cranky Kong were all whispering on walkie-talkies. Each were holding a megaphone in their other hand.

Peppy: Okay, you know what to do? Right?

Toadsworth: Yeah. You take the red team, I take the blue team, Colonel takes yellow, and Cranky takes green.

Cranky Kong: Right. Now let's give them a wake up they'll never forget.

Colonel: One... Two... Three!

PTCC: WAAAKKEEE UUUPPP!!

Link, Pit, Diddy Kong, Falco, Samus, Captain Falcon, and Snake: OH MY GOD! WHAT THE HELL?

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They've all been grouped together, all of them extremely tired.

Toadsworth: It's time for your next challenge!

Colonel: You like Mario Kart, right?

Mario: Yeah, but'a why?

Peppy: Why? Well, because you guys are going to race!

Link: This is kind of exciting! I've always wanted to race in a kart!

Cranky Kong: Now you may be thinking that we woke you up at night because it privides more of a challenge, or that it looks cooler at night. Even though both of those are true, we just wanted to mess with you!

Colonel: Now, we'll organize you by teams and weight. 3 from each team will race according to weight groups. Bowser, King Dedede, Samus, Captain Falcon, Ice Climbers, Fox, Black Shadow, Snake, R.O.B, Donkey Kong, Ganondorf, and Wario will be heavyweight.

Samus: ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT?

Colonel: Yes!

Samus was about to punch Colonel so hard but then Peppy interuptted.

Peppy: He was kidding!

Samus: He better be.

Peppy: It's only because of the armor you're wearing. Now... Marth, Waluigi, Pokemon Trainer, Peach, Zelda, Yoshi, Falco, Daisy, Krystal, Link, Zero Suit Samus, and Pit will be middleweight.

Toadsworth: Now, I may be the shortest one here, but you guys are the closest ones to my size. Diddy Kong, Geno, Midna, Kirby, Lucas, Toon Link, Luigi, Mr. Game and Watch, Pikachu, Mario, Ness, and Sonic will be lightweight.

Luigi: ARE YOU'A CALLING ME'A SKINNY?

Cranky Kong: Don't worry. I can fix this. I'm giving you guys some medicene that will shrink/grow you to the right size for about six hours. That should be enough time. Samus, Fox, Snake, and Ice Climbers, here's your growth stuff. Luigi, Mario, Diddy Kong, and Sonic, here's your shrinky stuff.

They all drank it, and felt a little dizzy.

Fox: Woah! This stuff really works! I'm as big as Donkey Kong!

Cranky Kong: Don't worry about the dizziness, that's a side-affect that should wear of in about five minutes. Now, heavy weight, hop into the karts of your team's color, and get ready to start.

Bowser: Shouldn't we get to take a practice lap to test this course?

Cranky Kong: Nope. Ready, set, go!

Colonel: Now, they're off! I'm here with my co-host, Peppy Hare, as the race starts! And boy, is it going to be a fantastic race or what?

Peppy: Good question. Let's see the standings so far. It's looks like Bowser is in the lead, with Samus in second, following with Wario, Ganondorf, and Fox for third, fourth, and fifth.

Colonel: Now, who's in last? It looks like Snake is barely trailing behind the Ice Climbers.

Peppy: Now, what about the power-ups?

Colonel: Well, we've used most of the power-ups in this race that've been in the most recent version of Mario Kart, but we've taken away a power-up.

Peppy: Which one would that be?

Colonel: Only the bullet bill.

Peppy: Ooh, but's that's the most powerful one!

Colonel: We would've used it... But Toadsworth wanted to ride on top of it instead watching the race.

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Toadsworth: Wooooo!! Now I'm living!

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Peppy: Right... Well, good luck to him. Let's get some footage of the race.

Snake: Ha! A red shell.

Ice Climbers: Uh, oh!

Snake shoots the shell, and passes the Ice Climbers.

Ice Climber: Darn it!

Snake: Ha! Take that, Ice Climbers.

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Fox: Taste the power of the red shell!

Ganondorf gets hit by that shell, and Fox passes him.

Fox: Now, to pass fatty.

He shoots another red shell, trying to hit Wario.

Wario: Uh oh. A red shell.

Luckily, Wario turns and makes the red shell hit a wall.

Fox: Ha, smart move. Good thing I have one more. Ha, a straightaway!

Wario: Uh oh, a straightaway.

Fox shoots the shell.

Wario: Oh no! Hey, a power-up box!

Wario gets it, and has to wait for the power-up box to choose his power-up.

Wario: Come on, come on! Yes! Mega-mushroom!

He uses it, and the red shell doesn't affect him.

Colonel: Nice move by Wario.

Peppy: Did we mention their's only one lap?

Colonel: No. No we didn't.

Peppy: I'll go shut down the power to the cars once they hit the finish line.

Colonel: Speaking of, here comes Bowser and Samus.

Peppy presses two buttons.

Bowser: Yeah! I won! And you got second!

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Cranky Kong: Okay guys. The team with the most points at the end will win the reward, and the team with the least amount of points will have someone eliminated. So far...

Bowser- 15

Samus- 12

Wario- 10

Fox- 8

R.O.B.- 7

Ganondorf- 6

Black Shadow- 5

Donkey Kong- 4

Captain Falcon- 3

King Dedede- 2

Snake- 1

Ice Climbers- 0

The top four of each group will go on to a bonus race, adding on to the overall score. That means Bowser, Samus, Wario, and Fox will be moving on. The red team has 29 points. Blue has 11. Yellow has gotten 13, and green has 20 points. Now, it's time for the middleweight group!

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Cranky Kong: On your mark... get set... GO!

Colonel: And they're off! But it'd be sad if we didn't change anything.

Peppy: Good thing we made some changes.

Colonel: For starters, with removed the walls, so that you'll go on grass. Also, there's only one set of power-ups. So use it wisely. Oh, wait! They don't know!

Peppy: Even better!

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Zelda: You're going down!

Zelda shoots all three green shells at once, with only one hitting Falco. Zelda passes him, gaining the lead.

Zero Suit Samus: You're serious? I'm in last? No way!

Zero Suit Samus gets a starman, passing Marth, Krystal, and Peach.

Zero Suit Samus: Ha!

Zero Suit Samus unluckily turns on the grass, and Marth and Peach pass Zero suit Samus again. Zero Suit Samus was barely ahead of Krystal.

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Cranky Kong: Let's see the scores!

Zelda- 15

Waluigi- 12

Falco- 10

Link- 8

Daisy- 7

Pit- 6

Yoshi- 5

Pokemon Trainer- 4

Peach- 3

Marth- 2

Zero Suit Samus- 1

Krystal- 0

That totals up to 47 points for the red team. The blue team has 34 points. Yellow has 30, and green has gotten a total of 35 points. It's pretty close, but now the yellow team is losing. Let's get on with the lightweight group!

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Cranky: On your mark, get set, go!

Peppy: What changes have we made this time? Well, we stopped the function of the brakes, so no drifting or stopping! Also, the road is replaced with grease, and the grass is now water!

Colonel: Let's see how they're doing.

Luigi: Heh, a spiny shell!

Luigi launches the spiny shell, and it hits Midna.

Luigi: Ha! First place here I come!

Ness grabs three mushrooms, barely passing Lucas and Toon Link. So, he gets out of last place.

Ness: Take that!

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Cranky: Here's the scores!

Luigi- 15

Midna- 12

Mario- 10

Kirby- 8

Pikachu- 7

Diddy Kong- 6

Geno- 5

Mr. Game and Watch- 4

Sonic- 3

Ness- 2

Lucas- 1

Toon Link- 0

That means... Red has 70, Blue has 43, Yellow has 56, and Green's got 50. It all ocmes down to our bonus round! Bowser, Samus, Wario, Fox, Zelda, Waluigi, Falco, Link, Luigi, Midna, Mario, and Kirby are going to race against eachother! P.S: For making it to this round, you all have immunity!

Fox, Waluigi, Falco, and Kirby: Yeah!

Mario and Luigi: Wahoo!

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Cranky: Go, get set, on your mark!

Colonel: So, what's different this time? Well, we've attached some bullet bills making this course float up! What they don't know is, that it's not about who comes first, it's about who stays on the longest.

Peppy: Looks like Link fell. So did Mario! Wow, Samus fell! Kirby and Luigi fell! Waluigi has fallen!

Colonel: Midna just fell! Bowser's going down now! There goes Fox! And there goes Wario! Wait a minute...

Peppy: I don't believe it! Wario's farting and it's rising him back up to the platforms. Is that even legal?

Colonel: Yeah, it is.

Peppy: Well, Zelda fell. And apparently, Falco has too!

Colonel: Wario has won! Now, let's get this thing back to the ground. By the way, How'd you set up the parachutes.

Peppy: Um... We forgot.

Colonel: No parachutes? Well, let's hope they can swim!

Peppy: Uh, we removed the water.

Colonel: No parachutes? No water? Can you say LAWSUIT?

Peppy: Relax, we replaced the water with a giant pillow.

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Cranky Kong: Well, well...

Wario- 15

Falco- 12

Zelda- 10

Fox- 8

Bowser- 7

Midna- 6

Waluigi- 5

Luigi- 4

Kirby- 3

Samus- 2

Mario- 1

Link- 0

That means... 90 points for red, 64 points for blue, 72 for yellow, and 66 points for green! You know what this means? Thanks to Wario's farting, the blue team is the losing team. And, red wins the brand new shiny boat! And this boat won't be able to go too far though, we wouldn't want you guys to be able to go to civiliztion. So, we bordered a wall around the island. Now, go ahead to Master Hand for elimination!

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Master Hand: Congradulations to Kirby, Fox, and Zelda for obtaining immunity. Now, vote!

Lucas: You're done for.

Captain Falcon: It's best for the team.

Zelda: I can't believe how horrible you did!

Master Hand: Let's read the votes. Toon Link, Toon Link, Ice Climbers, Toon Link, Ice Climbers, Ice Climbers, Captain Falcon, Toon Link, Ice Climbers. Funny. All of the people voted on have two words in their names! Now, it looks like we have a tie. Normally, you'd have to face some sort of a tie breaker, but I know a better way. I'll just eliminate both of you! But... to know who goes first? Who did Captain Falcon vote off? The ninth one voted off... Ice Climbers. Give me your torch, and make like a tree.

Master Hand sets the Ice Climbers' torch down, and removes the fire.

Ice Climbers: If only we weren't beaten by Snake. We probably would've still been here!

Master Hand: Now, the tenth person voted out of this Nintendo Survivor thingy, Toon Link. Give me your torch, and go.

Toon Link walks out, crying.

Toon Link: Well, I had a good time. It's not all that bad. Racing just isn't my thing. Good luck!