This story is so ridiculous it's not funny. I have come up with another random bout of drivel in my head and.. whelp... here it comes! This is AU, but will kind of stick to the current story line in ways. The character are pretty much OOC, because really, what do I know about the real Colby, Joseph, or Jonathan other than what is put on their TV characters. Yes, my character is pretty much the definition of Mary-Sue. If that bothers you, find another damn story! =D

A/N: SMUT SMUT SMUT! Slight M/M.

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I stared at my tumbler of vodka and cranberry juice, trying to remember how we even ended up in the bar. The day had been great; lots of teasing and fun. I ended up with about four new shirts, three pairs of jeans, and shorts and a skirt plus some under clothes. But now I was wondering just how the night was going to end. Joseph and Randy were talking in low voices and kept looking over at me while Colby and Jonathan were playing the pinball machine and making bets on who would get the highest score. I chewed my lip as Randy looked over at me again, smirking lightly with a wink. I blushed and looked away, pulling my phone out. With a sigh I finished my third glass of cranberry vodka.

"So, not that I mind, but why am I the only one drinking?" I finally spoke up.

Colby threw me a shrug and Jonathan said nothing, too focused on his game.

"We had a beer," Joseph replied.

"Yeah, one each, while I just finished my third vodka," I pointed out.

"Just figured you'd enjoy it seeing as you said you rarely get to," Joseph explained.

"Like I said, I don't mind, I was just wondering," I said, "Either way, it's almost ten at night and we have to be up early to get on a plane to Chicago right?"

"That's true, are you ready to go?" Colby asked.

I nodded and rose, grabbing my purse. I frowned as I stumbled slightly.

"Okay, this is ridiculous, I'm not drunk but I can't walk straight," I snapped.

Arms came around me and swept me up.

"Allow me to carry you then pup," Randy said.

"Not you too! What is it with you men wanting to throw out your back over carrying me?!" I groaned, dropping my head to his chest.

His delicious scent filled my senses with a smooth dark musky aroma. Without thinking, I took a deep breath and leaned in closer.

"She's too cute," I heard.

I snapped my gaze up and saw Jonathan and Colby grinning.

"I'm not cute," I sighed, "I was simply- well, it sounds creepy now so I'm going to shut up."

All four men began laughing as we turned into the hotel lobby. Luckily there were no rabid fans this time so I allowed myself to relax into Randy's arm, which were incredibly firm around me. Wait, was it wrong to think about that? Just like my lovers, Randy exuded dominance, and had this animal appeal. He wasn't called the viper for nothing I suppose. Colby was the architect, which made sense because he seemed to be the on the was more precise and planned things. Jonathan was the Lunatic fringe, which his random, crazy behavior explained that one. Joseph was the powerhouse or the juggernaut, also known to me as the Samoan God, was self explanatory with his massive stature and intimidating presence. Then there was me, nicknamed cupcake, sunshine, honey, pup, baby girl. I latched onto Randy as he shifted me slightly.

"If you need to, put me down," I ordered.

"No, I had to move your skirt down because it was tempting me," he replied darkly.

With a blush, I buried my face in his chest; incredibly toned chest. I groaned. I should be nicknamed the slut or whore or something.

"What's wrong baby girl?" Joseph asked, lifting my head.

"Nothing to worry about my Samoan God," I murmured, giving him a weak smile.

We entered the elevator and suddenly I was sat down. I smiled happily until I was lifted again, but this time pinned between a body and the wall. Lips covered mine and I groaned, running my fingers into long hair. As he slid his tongue in my mouth, I immediately knew for sure it was Joseph.

"Tell me baby, what's wrong?" he murmured as he kissed my neck.

"N-Nothing," I hissed as he nibbled.

"Are you sure? Does it have anything to do with this?" he asked, sliding a hand between us.

As his finger found my wetness, I moaned and let my head fall against his shoulder.

"Mmm, tell me Samara, does this have to do with you being in Randy's arms?" he asked darkly.

"What? Ah! N-No," I lied as his bit my neck hard.

My fingers tightened in his hair as he licked over his bite mark.

"Then why does your pulse quicken when I mention his name? You wouldn't be lying to me would you?" he asked.

Fire exploded across my body as he shoved his finger inside my core, making me moan and claw at his shoulders.

"Damn it Joseph, we're in an elevator," I hissed.

"And?" he retorted.

"Really, with your taunts the other night I was sure you were an exhibitionist," Colby said suddenly.

I glared at him but it melted away as Joseph dropped me.

"Randy?" Joseph asked as the doors slid open.

I groaned as Randy picked me up again, but relaxed immediately against him, actually taking a chance of running my hand along his shoulders, teasing the base of his neck with my nails. He slowed and gave me a smoldering look.

"If you want to make it to the bedroom, you'd better knock it off," he rumbled.

I gasped and clutched his shirt as his hand on my thigh moved in slightly, his thumb teasing my sensitive skin. Blushing, I realized the other three were staring at us.

"Door," Randy ordered softly.

Jonathan smirked and slid the key card in.

"After you," he said jokingly.

I started to push off Randy to get down, but he pinned me with his steely arms until he walked us into the bed room. I was unceremoniously dumped on the bed and almost complained until I saw him pull his shirt off, leaving me speechless. He gave me a smirk before slipping his shoes off and undoing his belt, sliding it out of the loops.

"Bend over," he ordered.

"W-What?" I stuttered.

"Onto your hands and knees, ass in the air," he said, "Do not make me repeat myself."

I shot a nervous look at the men at the door but they just grinned and smirked before Joseph pulled Colby into a kiss. I decided it was easier to listen to Randy rather than take my chances. I flipped over and posed as told. A groan left my mouth as he slid his hands up my legs, climbing onto the bed.

"You have the perfect ass," he said, "It'll be even better all red."

My skirt was flipped up and suddenly his hand smacked my right cheek, making me whimper. No, not from pain, but from lust.

"You like it?" he asked.

I nodded but was struck by something much sharper than his hand, making me gasp and arch my back.

"You answer verbally with a yes or no master or sir," he said, "Got it Samara?"

"Y-Yes sir," I murmured, squeezing my eyes shut in slight pain as he spanked me again.

"Oh yes, I was right, even prettier," he said softly.

Hands squeezed my ass and I moaned wantonly, pushing my ass more towards him, enjoying the singing pleasure.

"Hot damn," Jonathan cried, "My turn!"

"Let Randy have his chance Jon, this is a one time thing," Joseph said.

Hands run gently over my bum, soothing the stinging, and I jumped as lips kissed my thigh.

"You do rather good for a new sub," Randy murmured, "I'm impressed, now, turn over."

As I moved to my back, I lost my breath. Not only did I have the delicious Randy Orton looking down at me shirtless and with an obvious erection, Seth and Jonathan were kissing down Joseph, taking turns feeling his clothed cock.

"Do you like that?" Randy asked , leaning over me and blocking my view.

I blushed but nodded and said, "Yes sir."

"Do you have limits?" he asked, "Is there anything I shouldn't do? Or maybe should do?"

He smirked as he said that and I chuckled.

"As long as you don't bring an animal or kid into the bed, and don't pierce or mutilate me, or shit on me, we're good," I said with a laugh.

"Do you like cum on you?" he asked, raising an eyebrow.

"I-I don't know sir, it sounds appealing but I've never done it," I murmured.

His grin was demonic as he adjusted and laid down on the bed, pulling me closer.

"Take my pants off," he ordered.

I quickly worked at the button and zipper, lowering the pants as fast as I could with his help. With a questioning look, I fingered his boxers and he nodded. When they came down, I heard a thick slap and saw his cock resting against his stomach, making my whole body clench. Like my three lovers, Randy was rather large.

"Jesus Randy," I heard.

I saw Colby staring over with a smirk.

"Hey, you can look but no touch, you've got big man and lunatic for that," Randy said with a chuckle.

"Not bisexual?" I asked gently, running my hands up his legs.

"Nope, not into that," he said with a shrug, "I don't care if other people do, but they better not touch me."

"Fair enough," I murmured, my hand grasping his cock.

He groaned but slapped my hand away.

"Up here," he demanded, "Pussy on my face, mouth on my cock."

I froze and stared at him like a deer in headlights. There was no way he just suggested that!

"Is there a problem?" he asked, still authoritative but sounding a little concerned.

"I- Um, sorry, I just- I've never and I'm uncomfortable with that," I muttered, "I don't really like the thought of being on someone's face and suffocating them, you-"

"Damn it Samara, up here now," he snapped.

With a squeal I scuttled up and hesitantly let him move me over. I cringed as he pulled my hips down but when his tongue slid up my entrance, a low moan was pulled from me. Not wanting to leave him hanging, I slid his dick into my mouth. He groaned against my clit as he tongued his way up. He tasted salty but delicious as I swallowed as much as I could until he hit my throat. I almost gagged but suddenly his tongue was fucking my hole again, making me back up slightly and cry out. It was difficult to focus on his cock as he worked my core so well, bringing me rapidly to an orgasm. Abruptly he lifted my hips and tossed me to the side, grabbing my hand and pushing me onto my hands and knees again.

"Stay still," he ordered.

"Yes sir," I whispered.

Without warning he slammed into me. My body ached deliciously as I arched my back, nearly begging for more.

"You are a little pain freak aren't you?" he panted as he slammed inside again.

"Oh yes, yes, fuck yes," I moaned as he rocked my body.

"Fucking hell Jonathan, quit teasing me!" Colby yelled, making my eyes pop open.

I gasped as I saw Jonathan on his back, Colby kneeling above him, and Joseph now getting his cock sucked by Colby. A look of great pleasure crossed Colby's face as Jonathan thrust his hips up. As if to remind me what was going on, Randy smacked my ass, throwing me for a loop. Thrusting back I arched into him. He let out a growl and pounded fast and hard, bringing my end rapidly closer.

"Oh God Randy, so close," I moaned.

"No you don't," he growled, yanking out when I clenched.

I whined at the loss but let him jerk me around, surprised to find his cock in my face.

"Suck me off," he commanded.

Quickly I took him into my mouth, moaning as he yanked my hair and fucked my mouth. It wasn't long until he was jerking. He pulled back and ordered me to close my eyes and open my mouth. I did so and groaned as his cum shot out, landing around my mouth and cheeks. Taking my chances, I licked my lips and he groaned, falling back.

"Sorry pup, but I was under direct orders to not let you cum," he said with a smirk.

I pouted and turned back to the men, now incredibly busy. Colby looked to be in heaven until Joe pulled away. Colby groaned but smirked as he saw me.

"Th-That is a great look- unh, oh fuck!"

His eyes clenched as he tossed his head back, his bicolored hair flying wildly. Jonathan and Colby's moans mixed in the background as Joseph came over. I looked up and he grinned, pushing me onto my back. He tossed me a shirt and I quickly wiped my face.

"I'm out man, gonna shower," Randy said.

He gave me a smile and kissed my forehead.

"Definitely a do again if your doms agree," he said, "You're fucking sexy."

I blushed slightly but thanked him.

"Now baby girl, tell me, what would you like?" Joseph asked, kneeling between my legs.

"Fuck me please," I murmured.

"Hmm, I didn't hear that, can you say it again?"

As I started to speak, he thrust his finger into my core. My cry was loud and I fell back completely, lifting my hips to his hand.

"Please, fuck me Joe," I whined.

"Who, baby girl?" he asked lowly.

I met his eyes, which was a difficult feat with him fingering me, and saw his dark smirk.

"Do you want- Nn!"

"You know what I want to hear baby girl," he purred, "Just say the magic words."

"Daddy, fuck me," I begged, "I need your cock."

He groaned and in a flash lifted my hips and thrust in. There was no denying he was the largest man I had ever been with. Every time was like brand new.

"Fuck yes daddy," I moaned.

His hand ran up my body, cupping my breast and placing a harsh pinch to my nipple, making me whimper.

"Oh god, ahhhh!"

"Yes Samara, my gorgeous baby girl, fuck," he hissed.

He leaned over and started thrusting rapidly. I yanked his mouth to mine and groaned as he bit my lip. My breath caught as he shifted my hips, striking a deep spot of pleasure.

"Y-Yes Leati," I moaned, feeling the need to use his first name.

Apparently that was a good move because he suddenly slammed so hard I screamed.

"Oh, oooh," I moaned.

My head fell back and my nails bit into his back as I wrapped his hips in my legs, holding him close.

"Just like that baby, please daddy," I begged, "Oh god, fuck me just like that."

"Hell baby girl, you're going to be the death of me," he panted, "Milk my cock baby."

Suddenly he placed a smack to my ass and everything bubbled over at once.

"Fuck fuck fuck! Ngh! Leati!" I screamed.

I felt my lip split as I bit it hard and tears collected in my eyes as blinding pleasure wiped over me. He growled and twitched inside my wetness. He slid out slowly and I whined, partially at the loss and partially at the pleasure.

"Fuck!"

I saw cum shoot out of Colby's cock as his face took on a wonderfully blissful look, as did Jonathan's. It made a tingle of arousal start again but I pushed it down, grinning at the two men climbing off the floor. Arms brought me closer to Joe and I snuggled into his chest.

"You are amazing," I murmured, placing a kiss to his shoulder.

"You are better," he mumbled, obviously a little tired.

I yawned and shrugged, pulling the blanket up around us. I saw Colby and Jon now clean and in boxers, giving us a questioning look.

"Get your asses up here, I need all my boys cuddling with me," I murmured.

Colby grinned and immediately took spooning into my back, his hand resting on my stomach. Jonathan spooned Joseph and I felt utterly content.