Bet getting really lazy with updating this story cuz I'm just cool like dat qq Taco El Ftw Btw *O*
Narrator's POV
Aisha heard the voice from a distance. At first, she thought it was just her imagination and her going slightly insane due to fact that some random on the street might see her in the provocative out fit she was in because of one stupid, little, perverted, fat, shady, horn-, well you get my point. She then realized, that that redhead would probably look for her in any weather since he was some stubborn. As soon as that thought hit her, she began to have a serious anxiety attack.
Crap, crap! What do I do?! I can't let him see me like this. He'll never let me live it down! And what's taking Ara so long? I could have been out of this damn alleyway by now!
Aisha began to nervously pace back and forth; feeling the walls for any sign of a secret passage way. Come on Aisha! You can think of a way to get out of here! I'm a magician for El's sake.
Aisha began trying to climb the wall like the so-called "magician" she was. She immediately failed due to her lack of physical strength and fell to the ground. "Ya, that wasn't the brightest idea….." Aisha mumbled and rubbed her head. "I knew I should have taken that moonstone instead of a stupid contract with a perverted bat." Aisha began to complain to get rid of her anxiety. She has stranger habits believe me. Anyways~!
Probably shouldn't have crushed that stupid bat to bits, but whatever. I can figure this out fine by myself! But, I'm wasting so much time doing useless shit. I have to think of something more productive or something. What would Eve do in this situation? Aisha began to contemplate on how Eve would handle this and realizes, once again, she was wasting time to escape little by little.
"Damn it!" Aisha held her head in frustration. "I can't go out the open because I look like a stripper and I can't teleport becau-" Aisha fell face first onto the ground. "I'm a magician of course I can teleport."
Aisha got up and dusted her "skirt" off. "Damn it. I need that perverted bat to be able to get anywhere." Aisha sighed and called forth Angkor into her hands.
"Ah, I see you have changed your mind about me, vessel."
"Keep your mouth shut before a throw a giant rock on your perverted ass again." Aisha grumbled.
"Eh, I see you're not in your happiest mood, vessel."
"Oh you're observant too, so you aren't a retarded bat like I thought you were." Aisha was on the verge of throwing the bat in front of a truck.
"I'll just be quiet then, Void Princess." The amber gems in the staff went dull. Meaning that Angkor has either gone idle or is just sleeping.
"That bat doesn't know when to stop." Aisha gritted her teeth and sighed. She then placed her staff on the ground to summon the stamina from within the Earth's core-Most people call this mana-an arcane circle appeared under her feet as she stored the mana inside her body; Aisha doesn't need a lot of mana to be stored in her body for a few teleports but it's good to keep a few just in case she needs another leap.
Aisha felt energized once she had the maximum amount of mana she could store in her body. "Alright, now time to get out of here and go find Ara or something; maybe Eve too. In fact, I did see her at the little café with Raven." Aisha thought of the pairing. "Aw, they're so cute~!" Aisha squealed. She realized, for the third time today, that she was wasting more time and Elsword was probably close by now; he had most likely overlooked the alleyway since he was as dense as a rock, but that just gave Aisha more escaping time.
Teleporting wasn't as hard as most people expected but since Aisha hadn't used magic sense the fifth grade, she was a bit rusty with her spatial magic. "Let's see if I can remember how to do this." Aisha concentrated on the direction she wanted to blink to and gathered the mana in her body. "Okay I can do this!" Aisha concentrated harder and was about to make that spatial leap, but a voice threw her off.
"Hey, Aisha! You down here?!" It was that blockhead's voice.
The sudden shout made Aisha lose her focus and teleport into that direction; due to her subconsciously wanting to know where the voice came from.
"Oof!" She had bumped into something firm and knocked it over. The thing she had collided with hit the ground too; she had also closed her eyes on impact.
"Hi there, reader!" Ara popped into the blank canvased room with a lab coat on.
"Greetings." Eve also came with a lab coat on.
"The authoress has asked to do a little "Majikal Sci3ncez" segement to explain what just happened~!"
"I still do not know why the authoress uses numbers and misspelled words in this segment title."
"We're just here to explain Evee~~!"
"Ah, yes I forgot. Oberon! Bring me the white board."
"Here you are, Empress."
"Thank you very much Oberon."
"Now, on with the segment~! As you already know, Aisha performed a thing called a "teleport"."
"A teleport is when you distort the spatial fabric to get from one place to another in a very quick manner."
"Ah, yes, Eve how about you write this down so we can get a clear picture of what a teleport is. While I explain the side effects of interrupting a teleport is."
"So, let me see here…. It's written on the pamphlet the authoress gave us. Now, let me just shuffle through my quote. I don't want to keep you waiting so why don't use just look at the board!"
"The authoress wrote the title of the board by the way, reader. My dearest apologies from the whole Nasod race for her incompetence."
Dee bo4red 4nd sthuff ub Sci3ncez k
Q: Whut iz b a tel3part?
A: Whale a tel3part iz wh3n yhu desturt dee spatial faburik so dat yhu can git yo azz fr4m plaz3 to plaze 1n zh0rt 4mount ub tiem k
Q: Hao du yhu pr3fram tel3part?
A: Whale 2 du dis yhu h4z 2 git m4nuh furzt z0 liek yhu ne3d 2 st4nd stel 4nd churge yhur m4nuh and sthuff
And daz dee 0nly 2 quzdionz m3 canz tinks ub sowwy :c
"As a Nasod who is able to analyze any language, I can't begin to comprehend this"
"Ah, well, that's our authoress~!"
"I suppose so."
"Anyways, I found the pamphlet, but like the board it's writing is very, um unique."
"Stupid is the word you're looking for."
"Eheheheh, don't be so mean Evee~!"
"I am only being truthful."
"Well, how about I just show the pamphlet to the reader and then can try and decipher what it says."
Dee pampalh3t ub Sci3ncez and sthuff k
K liek z0 dee sydeeffketz r prutty s1impl3z xjsd finbhorteir dee 0nli ting iz dat dhey b t3l3parting 2 diff pl4c b0t liek dhey g0 1n2 dee f00turr cuz liek sp4tiall shtuff eyedeekay but daz 0nli sumtymes m0st ub dee tyme dee oder p3rz0ns tawghts deerekt dee t3lepart nd shtuff
"Wow, that was brief."
"The authoress really needs to be implemented with the brain cells of a Nasod so that my brain cells will have a chance of surviving. Reading this has most likely killed many of them in one go."
"Now, now Evee~ . Let's not be so mean to the authoress. I'm pretty sure it took her a long time to research the side effects of a collision teleport."
"It was only one side effect."
"Some things are hard to find."
"Yes, I agree. It is very hard for me to find a logic at all on the little text blocks that he author wrote."
"Evee, remember out rule?"
"Yes, why?"
"We aren't allowed to break the fourth wall."
"Didn't you just tear down another reality wall by mentioning that there is a fourth wall."
"Eh, well, um, it was just for warning purposes."
"You must follow your own rules if you are to make them."
"Y-yes, but-."
"We were also breaking this "fourth wall" by mentioning the authoress, so you're breaking the rules too."
"Eheheheheh~…."
"You must watch your words before you speak."
"You have a point there…"
"So are we going to resume the story or are our readers going to have to read us bicker through this "fourth wall" breaking session? And I'm also starting to think the authoress is just using this session so she'll have a higher word count for her story. Stupid authoress."
"Well, it could also be for some comedic relief? I mean it doesn't have to be just for the word count."
"Yes, but, do you really think our readers would want to read us just explaining the authoress just thought off the top of her head while writing this."
"Hmm, you have a point there Evee~. But still, the readers will like this little slice of "fourth wall" breaking things that show a hint of the authoress personality. It's kind of like a meet-and-greet type of thing."
"Please explain to me how this a "meet-and-greet type of thing.""
"Well, it shows our personality more than we would show in the story. While, at the same time, shows the authoress' personality just by showing us a little of her humor and showing us how what you can do with a story."
"I see. Very logical point, Ara."
"Ya, but now we're just rambling. Shouldn't we get back to the story? The authoress did say this would be an "ElsAi fluff chapter" of sorts."
"Very true."
"Well thanks for tuning in to the "Majikal Sci3ncez" segment of the story~. Stay tuned for ElsAi fluff and plot movement."
"Yes, the authoress has gotten very lazy with moving the plot in this story that she split it into three parts. What a stupid girl."
"Bye, reader~! Hope you had fun with this little segment."
"Salutations, human."
"Owwie…." Aisha rubbed her head; lifted her head up; and opened her eyes to survey her surroundings.
She didn't recognize the area at all; it was a grave of some sorts. The tomes gave it away. They were all difference sizes. Some regular gravestones; some were massive tomes that held important people in them. This place looks like a graveyard of something. Aisha shifted a bit; she was a bit uncomfortable in the grave due to it being so eerie. As she shifted, she felt something underneath her.
"Mrph." It or whatever it was groaned as Aisha's legs shifted onto it's chest.
Aisha looked down to see a certain redhead under her with his head between her legs. Aisha felt a blush come onto her face and was about to slap the supposed "pervert". When he mumbled a name that she didn't recognize.
"Elesis…" He moaned.
"Elesis?" Aisha had realized Elsword hadn't recovered from the sporadic teleport.
"Wh-why did you leave me…..?"
"Left him?"
Minor Flashback Start
"When in the midst of a teleport and you bump into another human being, or creature, their thoughts will take control over the teleport and you will be sent to the place they most desired to show you or just desire to see in the first place." Arme said.
"Really?! Wow that's amazing!" Aisha's young eyes sparkled at the new technique she had just learned from her older sister.
Minor Flashback End
So, that's why we're in a grave. He wanted to either show me this place, or he longed to see this place. Aisha looked down at the unconscious redhead with sad eyes. I wonder if the place is where this girl Elesis is. Aisha looked around the graveyard to find a tome or gravestone of some sort that had the name "Elesis" engraved into it.
I'm not going to get very far by just looking at the graves and stuff. It'd be better if I got up and searched for it or something. Aisha placed her hands on Elsword's chest and blushed. She felt his firm chest for a bit. She stopped for a bit and felt her face heat up.
Wha-what the hell am I doing?! Aisha quickly sprinted off into a random direction to find the gravestone.
After a few, good, long, and exhausting ten minutes of search, Aisha gave up trying to find the gravestone and fell on the ground.
"This is more tiring than I thought it would be." Aisha sighed. "And I'm still in my contract uniform, so this day hasn't been one of the best. At least my hair doesn't have food in it. I guess that's a bright side to the dark side of the moon."
Aisha sighed again and rested her back against the wall of a tome. "I wonder if he woke up yet." Aisha titled her head to the side. "He probably just went back home or something. The date was kind of ruined. But, he was searching for me…." Aisha felt sad, confused, and anger towards him for some reason.
"I wonder who Elesis is." Aisha couldn't help but fell a pang of jealously towards this girl even though she had no idea what her relationship was to Elsword. "He did say why did you leave me so they could have been close. Really close." Aisha rested her head against the cold, stone, tome and closed her eyes thoughtfully. Does he reall "love" me?
She felt a warm hand touch her face. Aisha didn't know what to do at the moment so she kept her eyes closed.
"She's so cute when she's sleeping."
Aisha recognized the voice. It was that stupid, overly romantic, redheaded, knight. Even so, she felt her face heat up at the compliment she was given. I hope I'm not blushing, I hope I'm not blushing! She continuously repeated in her head.
"I know you're awake." Aisha could almost hear the gentle smile in his voice.
Aisha still closed her eyes; she was in her contract suit still and she would die of embarrassment if Elsword made a comment on how skimpy it was. "T-then why did you comment on how I looked when I'm asleep?"
"I just feel like it's a fact." Again, he sounded like he was cradling a baby in his arms and trying to get it to go to sleep.
"Wh-whatever." Aisha slowly opened her eyes to see that the idiot was smiling at her.
Elsword got up from his kneeling position and stuck his hand out for his maiden. "Well, are you going to come and meet her?"
"Meet who?"
Elsword sighed and looked at the tome Aisha was leaning against. "The girl that abandoned me a long time ago."
"I don-"
Elsword cut Aisha off with another sentence. "Also know as my sister."
"S-sister?"
"Ya, my older sister."
"O-oh," Aisha suddenly felt bad for Elsword. Is Elesis his sister? Their names do sound pretty similar I wouldn't be surprised. "what was her name?"
Elsword looked down at Aisha with sadness in his eyes. "Elesis , but she liked to be called Elsa."
"I see." Aisha grabbed the knight's hand and, with his help, pulled herself up.
"She's in the tome you're laying against."
"Oh, sorry. I feel like that's kind of disrespectful to the dead." Aisha realized how insensitive that sounded and clasped her mouth.
"Ah, it's alright. I've been wanting to visit this place for a while."
That's why we ended up her! "I see."
Elsword and Aisha walked to the entrance of the tome and peered inside the open stone doors. "Ladies first."
"Okay." Aisha replied dumbly. He's only being polite because we're visiting his sister.
Elsword followed in after Aisha and they both made their way to the coffin that rested inside. Their boots clicking on the stone floor.
"It's cold in here."
"It is a graveyard."
"Ya, I got that vibe."
"Nothing is as cold as you. Not even this room." Elsword began to tease the purplenette.
"Let's pay respect to your sister, idiot!" Aisha smacked the back of Elsword's head as they paid their respect too Elesis.
"I am, I am."
"Will you tell me more about her later?" Aisha asked after they finished.
"In time I probably will."
"Sounds nice. Nice outfit by the way." Elsword smirked as they walked out of the tome.
"Pervert!" Aisha smacked Elsword's head harder this time.
Journal Entry 6, November 31, 2013
So, today I went on my first date with a certain redheaded idiot. It all went as planned for the first half and stuff, but then that stupid, bitch, archer, Rena had to come there and ruin everything. (Including my food!) After that, I was WAY WAY WAY too embarrassed to look at the stupid redhead, so I ran off. I don't know what I was thinking at the time. I didn't even run in the direction towards my house! And I just noticed that people on the street could have saw me running too! Ugh, wow, point 1 Rena 0 for me. Stupid elf. I hope they're much nicer than her as a whole. And Ara never brought me those clothes! I bet she even told Elsword where I was. Anyways, enough of my ranting, I visited Elsword's sister today. But, she's not her on Earth anymore. Which is pretty said and Elsword acts all happy-go-lucky all the time, so you wouldn't think he had a dead relative that was close. But, it was nice seeing Elsword's polite side I bet he only did so his sister wouldn't get all mad and haunt him though. But, still, it was nice to spend a Saturday with that stupid guy. And I really hope no one finds this so they won't tease me about it. Anyways, that was my day in a whole and it was pretty good. It was a nice date ending If I do say so myself.
So I plan on updating every Friday now but a different story each Friday. Hopefully this works out. Thanks for reading~~~~~~~~
