Igi walked in the door of her house, slurping on a cup of lemonade and holding her cell phone.
"Hey England, London!"she called. London looked down from the top of the stairs.
"What now? Are the Bad Touchers staying over again?"
Igi shook her head. "No, but you do have a letter, do you want to read it or not?" London slid down the banister.
"I'm listening."
"Where's England?" Igi asked, taking a sip of her lemonade.
England was followed by a cloud of black smoke out of the kitchen. Igi stared.
"I don't even want to know what that was supposed to be." She said.
"Never mind that, we have another letter from-"London grabbed the phone and looked. "Springirth Dale again."
Dear Igi, London, and England, Hello! I'm Florida! The sunshine state, home of the BEST oranges. Not California. Not. Her. Anyway, I'm running out of patience for Brit, so can you give me some advice? I need some because her and that demon are free loading off of me. Bye, Florida *Box of oranges are being sent to you guys :D
London started peeling an orange. "Thanks for the oranges, Florida! Ways of getting rid of BWF? Hm...I don't spend a lot of time with the other cities/counties, because we like to stick to home, except for Parliament." She shrugged. "But I do know that sending America after her will (most likely) work wonders. He is in charge, after all. I hope this helps! And if not, send her over here."
"Actually, Florida, you caught us at a good time," Igi said. "Spain isn't here, for once. And thanks for the oranges. I love Florida Oranges."
"Yes, you heard right, the BTT are actually not in Igi's house or property for once!"England said. Igi rolled her eyes.
"How many times have I told you, they're not that bad. They're nice to me."
"Whatever," London said, attempting to stop a fight in progress. "Thanks for writing, and thanks for the oranges, Florida."
London then proceeded to lock Igi in the basement and England in the attic. Then she sat down on the couch. "Finally, I can watch Lie to Me without England complaining that it's ruining my innocence," she said to no one in particular.
