Crimson Eyed God Of Fairy Tail !
Chapter6: Phantom Lord Part 1
Demon/Summon talking
Demon/Summon thinking
Normal human speaking
Flashback/Human thinking
Elemental Nations-Konoha
dbzsotrum9: Prior to using Kyuubi's chakra Naruto's head wasn't in the game. Right after the Chidori and Rasengan clashed Naruto was no focused while Sasuke was. He activated the Curse Seal and owned Naruto. The moment in my eyes when Naruto got serious is after he started using Kyuubi's chakra.
As for Edo Erza I am not sure yet. On one had it gives a lot of possibilities but I have to introduce her earlier in the story then her cannon debut.
Marcus-Antonius: Well in my mind Naruto's apperence in Earthland would gain the attention of someone like Ivan. Ivan is power hungry and wants to have Naruto's ocular power.
BTW I'm glad most of you enjoyed the omake for the last chapter! I got the idea from the final battle in Scott Pilgrim vs The World(Which is a really awesome movie)
I hope you enjoy the new chapter :)
The year without Naruto has not been good for Konohagakure no Sato. Ever since the "death" of the blonde Uzumaki everything started to go to hell.
The first thing that followed his "death" was refused financial support from Wave and Spring country. Why would they stop their support for Konoha? The ambassadors from the respective countries witnessed the celebrations that followed Naruto's death.
The guerilla warfare that Akatsuki were using was also a big negative on Konoha. Destroying trading routes, hell they even destroyed ports, bridges and etc.
What's worse is that Konoha's former golden boy Uchiha Sasuke went out of his way to cause misery in Konoha. Apparently he was enraged enough to personally attack Konoha squads who were on missions whether they be Genin, Chunin, Jonin or ANBU it didn't matter to him. The only survivor was his former teammate Haruno Sakura but she wasn't spared out of any felling he had for her, quite contrary in fact he left her alive so she relay his message to the Hokage.
Sakura also didn't come out of the encounter without a scratch she came back scarred, not only physically but mentally.
She had one scar running across her left cheek, on her right shoulder and one her lower back and multiple bite marks. All of them were caused by Sasuke himself. But what was probably the worst scar of the all was the one on her psyche.
Flashback
Haruno Sakura and her teammates were currently running across the northen forest in Hi nu Kuni. It was a relatively peaceful night. Her teammates were Udon, Shimon Hijiri and Hana Inuzuka. Udon was their combat specialist he uses mainly Fire Style ninjutsu, Shimon was their interrogator Hana was their tracker and Sakura was the medic of the team.
This was a standard B-rank mission they had to capture a group of low ranked Iwa missin-nin, interrogate them and kill them afterwards. Standard procedure.
When they arrived on missing nin's camp site they found it decimated. There were skinned bodies hanged on the trees, arms and legs were scattered. It looked like slaughterhouse.
"Is this Konoha Trash I see?" said a sarcastic voice. Everyone turned around to see Uchiha Sasuke.
He wore a grey high-collared short-sleeved shirt similar in appearance to the blue shirt he commonly wore when he was younger but with a zipper. He also wears blue wrist warmers with his shuriken armbands hidden underneath. Another noticeable trait is that along with this new outfit, he is letting his hair hang over his forehead.
"S-Sasuke-k-kun?" stuttered Sakura with a shaky voice.
The others however quickly got into their respective battle stances. Knowing that this is a dangerous enemy, it didn't take for the Haruno also realize the situation and entered her own stance.
"Sakura! How are things in that shithole?" asked Sasuke with a grin.
"Sasuke-kun we are going to take you ba-" she however couldn't finish her sentence because she was interrupted by her comrade.
"We are going to kill you for what your brother did to Naruto-nii!" shouted Udon even if with a slightly fearful tone.
One moment they see Sasuke up on the tree branch the next moment he vanished from sight. The next thing they heard was a pain filled gurgle coming from Udon's location.
Turning around they saw that the Uchiha stabbed Udon in the throat with his chokuto. Pulling away his bloodied chokuto from the boy's throat before spiting on his corpse with a look of disgust on his face.
"Don't you dare call him that" said the Sharingan user with poison in his voice.
"Gatenga(Fang Rotating Fang)" said a voice behind him. Sasuke didn't even blink he just used Chidori Nagashi(One Thousand Birds Current) causing Hana to go stiff breaking her technique. The Uchiha attempted to stab the Konoha nin with his Kusanagi but Sakura caught the blade with her bare hand causing her hand to bleed a little. Sasuke channeled lightning chakra into the blade forcing Sakura to let go. Hana seeing this as her opportunity rolled out of the way and tried to attack but went stiff.
Figuring out it was a genjutsu she yelled out KAI and released it. However it gave Sasuke enough time for him to use one of his signature jutsu's.
"Fire Release: Fire Dragon Bullet (Fire Release: Fire Dragon Bullet)" Sasuke shot a high pressured stream of fire at the Inuzuka. Effectively burning her alive.
"O-MY-G-GOD!" said the Haruno with a shaky voice. Seeing Hana's charred up body and hearing her screams. She immediately dashed off to help her. But there was no hope by the time she got there the Inuzuka was already dead.
Turning around she saw Sasuke , who had a smirk on his face, kicking of Shimon's dead body while petting the deceased Inuzuka's dogs who were under his control via genjutsu.
"Why Sasuke?" she said this without the normal suffix. How could she after seeing what he had done with her own two eyes.
"Because of what that village did to my brothers" he said with poison in his voice. „But don't worry I won't kill you Sakura because you will deliver my message to Tsunade! But before that I will give these dogs something to play with considering I killed their master"
"Please don't Sasuke!" said Sakura afraid. But the Uchiha didn't care at all he let the dogs bite her but didn't let them bite where her vital spots.
The worst part was that her torture was not over.
Don't worry brother I will make them all suffer.
Flashback end
A day later Sakura was found by Konoha chunins who were returning from a mission. They found her completely drenched in blood from the dead bodies surrounding it didn't take a genius to find out from where the blood came from.
After they brought her back to the village Tsunade gave her immediate medical attention. The good news was that the pinkhead will physically make a full recovery and with monthly check ups from the Godaime there will be no scars on her body. That was the good news, the bad news was that psychically she was broken.
The man she admired and loved with all her heart hated her with a burning passion and went out of his way to make her and her friends life horrible.
Then her mind fell back on the person who was always there for her. Whether saving her, backing her up and giving her courage when she was afraid. And probably most importantly he believed in her. He believed that she could rise out of her fan girl days; he believed that she could strong. That man's name was Uzumaki Naruto.
The man who everyone thought that of as dead, but not everyone was the apprentice of the Hokage.
However not everything is perfect, since the meeting with Sasuke she spoke the raven haired boy's name with disgust and hatred while she almost fanatical about her blonde teammate.
Every time someone would badmouth Naruto in any way. Whether it be shinobi or civilian she would pummel them to half death state.
One such case was about three months after the incident with the Uchiha.
It was Friday night in Konoha. Most of the people were taking some well-earned rest . Most of the civilian class were at restaurants, pubs and brothels.
Yamanaka Ino and Haruno Sakura were walking down the busy streets. Most of the people were smiling at them. It wasn't a major shocker the heir to the Yamanaka clan and the Hokage's apprentice were royalty to the civilian population. Until they reached a café where they calmly sat and took their orders.
Sakura was disgusted with them. They had the balls to smile at her and act like the kindest, most loving people on the face of the earth. BULLSHIT! Were her thoughts on the matter? She saw Naruto's medical files from when he was a child….it honestly frightened her. She felt that the people around her were some savages not the civilized people that she used to be proud to protect. To do such horrible things to a mere defenseless child? Unforgivable.
Then she questioned herself why was Naruto loyal to the village? Before she would have thought that it was because he was an idiot. But her last conversation with her late sensei proved otherwise. From what he told her the Uzumaki was far from an idiot. Her sensei even went as far as to say he was genius in the art of ninjutsu and strategy.
So what was it? What held him in the village? She wasn't stupid to think it was her so what was it?
She was interrupted from her musings by her blonde friend.
"Konoha to Sakura can you hear me?" asked her best friend. Sakura turned her head to see the Yamanaka with an annoyed expression on her face.
"We finally see each other for the first in God knows how long and you are spacing out on me!" she exclaimed.
"Sorry Ino I was just thinking about stupid things" lied the pink haired girl. "How was your day in the hospital? Did anything interesting happen?"
"Shut it! I'm not here to talk about work!" she growled out in a comical way making Sakura sweat drop.
"Ok please don't go Orochimaru on me!" said the Haruno with a smirk. Ino stopped her rant and looked her friend with giant tick mark appearing on her forehead.
"Orochimaru?! I will give you Orochimaru…." However before she could continue a sudden voice interrupted her. "Excuse me" The platinum blonde turned around to see a young man. The young man had chocolate brown eyes and straight brown which reached below his neck. He was dressed in and expensive looking clothes. He had a cocky smirk on his face when approaching her.
"Haruno-chan" he said looking directly at Sakura which made Ino a bit jealous but stayed quiet.
"Yes?" she answered politely.
He looked at her with smirk and took out a coin from his pocket.
"If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?" he asked with a grin on his face.
"I'm a doctor and I have wor…" but she was interrupted by the man.
"Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist" he exclaimed with an even bigger grin then before.
"Get the fuck out of here before I smash your face in!" said the Haruno with growl.
"Shut up! If would do it for the Uchiha traitor why not for me, huh?" said the man with his face twisted in anger. If she would do it for the Uchiha why not for him? He was a rich, noble civilian after all. So why not?
"You never said that to the demon but you say that to me?" said the rich civilian in outrage.
"W-hat did you call Naruto-kun?" she said with her hair covering her eyes, her entire body trembling with rage which was all directed at the young man in front of her.
"Naruto-kun? What are you? The demon's whor…." This time he was interrupted when a chakra enchanted punch connected with his stomach. Sending him flying trough the doors of the café.
"SAKURA WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!" exclaimed the Yamanaka in outrage.
"What the fuck do you think? That bastard insulted Naruto-kun!" said Sakura with a cold voice.
"You can't harm the people of Konoha like that! They are the people we must protect not hurt!" said Ino with a calmer voice then before but still angry at her friend. These were the people they should protect with their live not hurt them. That's what her daddy taught her and that's what she was gonna do.
Seeing that Sakura won't give her a proper answer, she quickly moved to the fallen man and used her Shōsen Jutsu(Mystical Palm Technique) on the man in order to save his life.
The pink haired young woman decided to leave with only on thought in mind.How to explain the enigma that was Uzumaki Naruto.
Earthland- Magnolia Town
It was a beautiful afternoon in Magnolia Town. The sun was shining, the sky was clear everyone was out on the streets enjoying themselves all around it was beautiful.
The Fairy Tail mages and ninja were just returning from their S-rank mission on Galuna Island. Gray was believe it or not was fully clothed, Erza was stoic as usual, Lucy looked happy to be back, Naruto was reading his Icha Icha but also looked annoyed and Natsu was laughing his ass off.
"HAHAHAHA! I can't beliave he called you a girly man! HAHAHA" Natsu roared in laughter.
While most of the group ignored him Naruto's eye twitched dangerously. He regretted the moment he told them about his fight with Zalty-without telling them about Ivan-since he told them about Zalty's insults. It looked like the pink haired dragon slayer had took it upon himself to annoy him with comments like Goldilocks, Girly and etc. At first the Uzumaki merely ignored him and waved him off but his doing it for SIX HOURS.
"You know it's ironic how you call me girly when your hair color is pink" said the Uzumaki with an annoyed voice.
"Pink is the color of the dragons!" shot back Natsu making everyone sweatdrop.
"More like the colour of the retards" responded the Sharingan user with a smirk.
"You know you're not half as clever as you think" grumbled out the Dragon Slayer.
"That still makes me twice as clever as you" said Naruto still smirking.
"You clever? Have you forgotten your hair color?" said the Dragon Slayer with a smirk. But he didn't notice Lucy glaring bloody daggers at him.
"Dumb blondes, huh?" she asked with anger in her voice. Realization dawned on Natsu but before he could make out an apology he was suddenly hit with a book to the scull.
"*sigh*My Lucy Chop still needs some work" said Lucy seeing Natsu rebound from her attack almost instantly.
"Maybe you should use my Icha Icha, Lucy-chan" said the red eyed young man with a small smirk on his face. Lucy turned red like a cherry with anger and embarrassment.
"Like I would ever be a sick pervert like you!" she said with conviction in her voice.
"And what is so perverted about my book?" he asked. This made Lucy even angrier? How dare he act dumb in front of her?
"For instance chapter 4 when it turned out that Hitomi was into bondage! Or when Takeshi went to a dominatrix" she yelled out at him. Everyone stopped walking and look at her with wide eyes. Lucy was a pervert? It took her a few moments to realize what she just said and immediately covered her mouth.
"Someone is a closet pervert" said Gray with a sing song voice. Lucy looked him and noticed that he was only in his boxers.
"Says the guy who strip every two minutes!" she shouted at him. It took the Fullbuster a moment to realize that he wasn't wearing almost anything.
"Damn it! Where are all my clothes!" he said and immediately started to look for them. But Naruto and Natsu's argument continued with even more vigor then before.
"If I'm a dumb blonde then your a pink haired faggot!" said the Uzumaki with a growing anger.
Natsu was about to make a comeback before both him and Naruto were hit at the back of their heads.
"Shut it! You are both girly men accept it and move on!" commanded Erza.
Lucy looked at them and saw them complaining about it which made her sweat drop. Your both just proving her point.
The Uzumaki looked at the redhead with one thought in his mind. I pity the poor sap that's going to her boyfriend. Being bossed around non-stop it's going to make him delusional.
He would bet his life in their relationship she would call all the shots, which is nothing like his relationship with Ultear. Yep he wears the pants in their relationship.
With Ultear
Ultear was in Era talking with Siergrain. Which wasn't very interesting it was actually quite boring considering the guy was her puppet after al, which made their conversations more or less predictable and boring.
"Siegrain?" she asked. Seeing him raise an eyebrow she continued "Do you have the feeling of someone being delusional?"
Magnolia Town
"Yey! We're almost back home" said Lucy with a big smile on her face
"Why are you so happy, Lucy-chan?" asked the shinobi slightly curiously but still reading Jiraya's art.
"Why shouldn't I be?" asked the blonde mage with a confused look on her face.
"Do you feel as if you have forgotten something?" he asked with his eyes still on his book. Now everyone looked at him strangely excluding Erza.
"When someone does something they are not supposed to do, what happens?" the blonde ninja's voice was almost like an adult trying to explain to a child the simplest of things.
"Well depends on what they did. I mean it depends on the situation. You can get hurt, killed" That's when realization hit her"…..punished" she finished in a depressed voice.
"Aye!" exclaimed Happy making the Celestial Mage glare bloody daggers at the talking cat however before she could strangle the cat with her bare hands she was interrupted by the Scarlet.
"I don't want to hear a word from any of you until you get your punishment!" she said with a voice that left no room for arguing.
"What's happened?" questioned Naruto because ever since they entered Magnolia many of the civilian were giving them worried and slightly scared glances at their direction.
"I hope it's nothing too bad" answered the redhead with a frown on her face.
"I second that" said the Uzumaki.
When they arrived at the guild everyone was looking with wide eyes when they saw the guild hall had giant metal poles sticking into it that had caused parts of the walls to fall down along with bits of the roof.
"Th-e guild" said Natsu with rage and sadness in his voice.
"What happened to it?" asked the redhead as she cl enched her metal gauntlet.
"Phantom Lord happened" said Mirajane with a downcast look.
"Huh? What?" Lucy asked not fully understanding what Mira meant.
"Did you just say Phantom?" asked Natsu making Mira nod.
"It's frustrating but they got us good, real good. I'll take you to see everyone else" Mira said as she walked hand in hand with Naruto and led the other down a small passageway that led to the guild halls basement.
When they arrived they saw everyone was in low spirits. They saw Levy sitting with Jet and Droy while Elfman was with Nab and Jeet. Cana meanwhile was at the makeshift bar with Makarov.
"Welcome back!" said Makarov with a smile on his face. A smile that greatly shocked almost everyone. Why would he smile when the guild was attacked by Phantom Lord?
The guild master may have hid it well under his façade of cheerfulness but he wasn't good enough to hide it from the Sharingan. The Uzumaki had to handed to him, the guild master was a great liar when he needed to be, hell he could probably outsmart most inexperienced shinobi. But he couldn't hide it from the Uchiha bloodline limit.
On the topic of liars his thoughts went to darker places. Namely The Sandaime Hokage Sarutobi Hiruzen.
After seeing trough Itachi's memories he found about a lot of things that his grandfather and his involvement in his life.
First were the delayed rescues from the beatings the citizens of Konoha gave him. To the aged Hokage turning a blind eye to the instructors at the academy who ignored him and even on a few occasions sabotaged his written exams in the academy. He even turned a blind eye on the people that casually broke his law regarding the Kyuubi.
But he also found another interesting little fact that the old man forgot to mention.
Flashback-Two weeks prior to the Uchiha massacre-Hokage's office
Uchiha Itachi was standing in front of the village leader, The Sandaime Hokage. The Uchiha was in his normal wore the standard ANBU uniform complete with arm guards, a flak jacket, and a porcelain mask which was fashioned to resemble a weasel with a dark, triangular marking on top.
He was summoned by the Hokage personally after saving the Kyuubi jinchuriki from a mob of civilians. It all went smooth without any problems. The best part of it was that he was able to save him before the civilians even managed to get close to the small blonde boy.
The Third was looking at him with a stern expression as if he had done something wrong? But what was it? He had protected the boy so what was the problem?
"Weasel do you know why you are here?" asked the Third with a serious voice. Itachi reviewed his memories, searching for the moments where he did wrong but didn't find one so he just shook his head in negative.
"You are here for two reasons but let's start off with the first one. Why did you kill five civilians and injured another ten?" demanded the Sarutobi with his Hokage voice on. A voice that demanded respect, obedience and it expect immediate compliance.
"They attacked the Kyuubi jincuriki and broke several of the laws of Konoha, Hokage-sama" said the ANBU with his usual monotone.
But what happened later shocked the Uchiha to no end. He saw his leader's stern visage crumble if only for a second. The demanding figure that stood in front of turned into a regretful old man. His eyes showed only regret, sadness and hatred. But from the Uchiha distinguished it wasn't at someone else. No, it was himself. He also noticed that Hiruzen took quick, discreet glances at the Hokage monument.
After explaining to Itachi about the "savings" and their way of keeping the bijuu containers docile and apes the masses.
"Hokage-sama you can't be serious?" asked Itachi still keeping his cool and monotone but inwardly he was shocked that the Hokage will allow such a thing to occur.
"DO YOU FUCKING THINK I ENJOY THIS WEASEAL?!" snapped the Sarutobi. Just looking at the eyes of the aged Hokage he saw rage. A rage that was build up for years.
"That pathetic excuse of godfather he has declines to raise the boy! One of his mother's "best friends" also declines to have any connection to the boy! Out of all the "friends" his mother had only Mikoto helped him! Hell, she convinced most of her clan to not blame Naruto-kun for the deaths of their loved ones!" ranted the Hokage.
"I love the boy as if he was my own grandson but sadly the Fourth made the foolish decision to make give a bit more power to the civilian council which after the Kyuubi attack escalated to them having a LOT more power than they should have! Every god-damn time I enter the council chambers I am alone against them all! I have to fight with everything I have to not have Naruto killed or turned into a human weapon!"
"Then why do you tolerate the people?" asked Itachi in slight shock in his voice. Why wouldn't he? It was the first time he saw his leader lose his cool. He even forgot to address his leader as Hokage-sama.
The saddened and down cast expression returned with full force on the Fire Shadow's face.
"B-because the truth is that I just love this village way too much to slaughter the inhabitants. Plus I have one final dream that I wish to acomplish before I pass on" The Fire Shadow began. His gray eyes sprung back to life and blazed with determination like they were during all the major moments in his life. "My dream is for the village to accept Naruto. Because it is only a matter of time before it happens, Naruto just has this, this character that inspires people with hope!"
End Flashback
Why did the old man lie to him for so many years? For as long as he remembered he had asked the old man about the identity of his parents, were his parents traitors? And what of his godfather, did he just abandon him?
However he was interrupted by the loud yelling of Fairy Tail's Dragon Slayer.
"Come on Gramps we have to get them back for attacking us!" shouted Natsu.
"Come on Natsu no one was hurt we will let it slide this time" said the old man with a sigh. Honestly couldn't Natsu just calm and accept his decision, he wouldn't even receive any punishment. Wait a minute punishment? While Natsu wouldn't receive punishment Lucy as new recruit should be disciplined.
"But have you all forgotten about your little trip to Galuna Island" said the Dreyar. The Dragon Slayer immediately stopped talking and turned pale as sheet out of fear.
"You are all extremely lucky that Erza and Naruto had just returned from their mission or God knows what would have happened" he said seriously making them have a downcast look." If I wanted I could ban you from missions for a while or even worse I could excommunicate you from the guild"
"However I won't because I hope you all learned your lesson" seeing them nod he grinned. "However you still need to have some form of punishment" he said as he extended his arms into titan form and bonked Natsu and Gray so hard they dug into the ground.
"Now yours" he said to Lucy as he looked to do the same to her before his hand got smaller and spanked her.
"Why my butt?" Lucy asked tearily as she began to rub it better while Mira pouted and had hands on her hips.
"Nice one old man" said Naruto with a thumbs up. The Guild Master was about to say something before he felt a cold aura next him.
"Don't make me angry, master" she said with a dangerous tone before turning to Naruto. "And need stop encouraging him!"
"Did you say something?" he asked her while still reading which made her even angrier.
"Yes I said something! And that you should st.."
"Sorry I'm already in a relationship" he said with his lazy voice still on. Mira's cheeks now red with embarrassment and anger but Naruto was not done yet. "But I can ask Ultear-chan about it if you insist"
"Gramps please! We need to kick their asses for what they did to the guild!" said Natsu with flames on his fists.
"God Natsu can't you understand what has been told to you?" asked the Uzumaki clearly annoyed.
"Shut it Goldilocks!" before Naruto could retort they both felt a dark aura behind them. Turning around they saw Erza ready to beat the living hell out them, so he decided to change the subject.
"Master can I speak with you privately?" asked the Sharingan user.
"I don't see why not" answered Makarov.
After going to the Master's office and telling him about the actions of the younger Dreyar during the mission several emotions were shown by the Guild Master first was shock, quickly followed anger and finally turning into a neutral one.
"What do you think that my son is up to?" asked the old man.
"I'm not sure but I plan on paying him visit because he might be in league with Phantom Lord" said the jinchuriki with a dead serious voice. The moment Makarov looked into Naruto's cold red eyes he knew that the Uzumaki would not hesitate in killing his son.
Makarov knew what he was about to ask would be selfish of him but he couldn't just let this man kill his son if he could anything about it.
"Naruto please I beg of you. I know my son is a fool but please just don't kill him" said Makarov with a pleading voice. Naruto looked at the old man and saw sadness on the old man's eyes.
"Don't worry yourself old man I won't kill him" said Naruto.
"Promise me" said the Dreyar seriously. Naruto merely raised an eye brow at the mage's request.
"Whether I promise or not it doesn't matter for I lack any honor" said Naruto. Now this shocked Makarov why would Naruto say that he has no honor? He didn't know what the people in his world consider honor less people but here they or at least most of them were treated like scum.
"Would you elaborate?" the Guild Master asked curiously.
"What I mean is that I would prefer to stab my enemies in the back rather than face them" said Naruto with an impassive expression on his face.
"But out of respect for you I won't kill him" Yet said the jinchuriki.
Makarov's face immediately turned to one of relief and even slight happiness and thanked him.
"So when are you leaving?" asked the old mage
"Tomorrow morning" the young man with his lazy voice back on. He mentally groaned from what his spy told him it will be a long way to Ivan's current whereabouts.
Omake
As Naruto was watching TV he couldn't help but mentally groan. Why? Because Erza had found his Icha Icha in his room and tore it to tiny and he does mean pieces.
And now here he is lying on the couch bored to death while waiting Erza to return from with the groceries. However what Naruto didn't notice was that a figure sneeked into the room and was crouched behind his couch with a napkin in hand.
"It''s ti-me yo-u meet my be-st friend N-artu-to-Ku-n…chloroform" the figure whispered and put the Uzumaki to sleep.
Six Hours Later
When Naruto woke up he found himself in an old abandoned construction site. He looked around for a window or anything but found none. The only thing he found was a lap which illuminated the place. But other than that nothing but the worst was that he was chained and there were multiple seals that were scattered around his body that prevented him from using chakra. He had some vague memories about fucking some woman but it was very vague.
But the strangest thing was that he was only in his orange boxers and that there was the smell of sex in the air. But how could have this have happened? Him cheating on his Ultear-chan? And with a partner so bad that it made him fall asleep? And the said partner was into a chain fetish?
"Hello there Naruto-koi" said an aroused voice coming from the now opened door. He saw Hyuuga Hinata in front of him in only her bra and panties the latter of which did nothing to hide her big breasts.
"Hinata?!" asked Naruto shocked to see Hinata of all people here. Why the fuck was the shyest girl in the world sitting in front of him in only her bra and panties? Not that the sight was not good it was the fact that Ultear-chan was going to fucking kill him for this.
"Yes Naruto-koi it is me" she said with a grin on her beautiful face.
"What's going on here?" he asked shock still evident on his face.
"Well we are showing our love for each other of course" she replied her voice becoming slightly crazy at the end.
"And how are we doing that again?" asked the Uzumaki.
"By committing suicide of course" she replied. Naruto's eyes turned as wide as dinner plates by her answer. Was she going trought with this? Was she really going to kill him and herself?
"Hinata th…" but before he could say anything she slaped him across the face and her white eyes burned with fury.
"I AM NOT JUST HINATA TO YOU! I'M YOUR HINATA-CHAN, RIGHT" she yelled with an insane voice pulling out a kitchen knife from somewhere.
"Yes, yes of course Hinata-chan just please put the kitchen knife away" he said in fear. Why wouldn't her? A crazy stalker was threatening him with a kitchen knife while he couldn't defend himself.
"Hinata-chan please think of all your friend Kiba!" said Naruto trying to convince her to let him go but unfortunetly for him Hinata grinned again.
"Don't worry Naruto-koi Kiba is dead" she said with a grin that would have put Orochimaru to shame.
"What! Why did you kill him?" he demanded.
"Well you see he was getting suspicious of me so I had to….get rid of him" answered Hinata. While thinking about the poor boy he never expected the poor, hurt, shy and innocent Hinata to cut him in half with a chainsaw.
But Kiba wasn't Hinata's only victim there were many more. Right after killing Kiba she found Sasuke and shoved his own sword down his throat for harming her "Naruto-kun". Her next target was Obito who didn't last long against her. She simply took his eye humiliated him and killed him. Simple right? She even released a song about it.
You don't, wanna fuck with Hinata(cause why?)
Cause Hinata, will fucking kill you(ah-ha ha)
I said you don't, wanna fuck with Hinata(why not?)
Cause Hinata will fucking kill you…
"Then why are you going to kill me don't you want us to spend the rest of our lives together?" said the Uzumaki trying to play on her obsession.
"Kukukuku, Naruto-koi our lives are not enough even with your Uzumaki blood" she laughed.
"By the way when we go to the afterlife we are going to meet your parents" said Hinata with a dreamy look on her face. Now this got Naruto's attention the crazy woman knew who his parents were? He could at least get some info put of her.
"Who are my parents, Hinata-chan?" asked Naruto as gently as he could.
"Namikaze Minato and Uzumaki Kushina of course" answered Hinata as if it was the simplest thing in the world
"We can even have an orgy with them!" she said missing Naruto's shocked look. "But after that I will have to kill them too. I wouldn't want them to come in between us" she finished.
"But enough of that time to go to the afterlife, Naruto-kun" she said picking up the knife and went to slit his troat but before she could he told her to stop.
"Hinata-chan how about you do it first and I will follow, huh?" he asked with a nervous smile. She looked thoughtful for a moment. She didn't want to see the life leave her love's eyes but she didn't want him to pussy out so she decided to make him promise her.
"Promise me on your nindo that you will kill yourself after me!" seeing him nod she took a couple of pills and a glass of water and drank them. Two minutes later she fell limp and dead on the floor.
"Good thing I stopped having a nindo" said Naruto in relief.
2 Days Later
After being found by the Rune Knights found him and returned him to Magnolia he was resting. Who wouldn't want a good night's rest after everything that happened.
As he was walking trought the streets of Magnolia he was wondering why everyone was staring at him. The men with awe and respect while the women with blushes and lust. He didn't understand but guessed it was because of his awesomeness
As he entered the guild everyone started staring at him with the same looks the others gave him. It seriously started to unnerve him. First of all both Biska and Levy winked at him. The moments Lucy saw him she turned away with a blush on her face. What was happening? And where were the male guild members?
He decided to ask Mira because she seemed the most normal of the all.
"Hey there Mira-chan" he said with a charming smile on his face. She smiled seductively at him.
"Why hey there Naruto-kuuun" said the Strauss with sultry voice. Naruto raised an eyebrow at her behavior.
His musings were cut short when he was roughly turned around to see Erza Scarlet. Her hands slid around his neck, her body pressed itself against his and she kissed him passionately. For the first moment Naruto was shocked but when realization hit him, he started kissing her back.
But there kiss was cut short by the silver haired beauty who pushed the redhead off him.
"It's not polite to interrupt people Mira!" said the Scarlet with a frown.
"Tell me later Erza" said Mira while walking away from her friend. Naruto turned around and saw Ultear coming trought the the door. All females in the guild hall surrounded him and started marching towards him with seducktive smiles on their faces.
In the end the Uzumaki gave up on trying to understand what's going and instead smirked. My fifteen year old self would have run way like a little faggot. He thought while closing his bock and his smile turning into a grin. But the new me likes what sees.
But what Naruto wasn't able to see was the newest issue of Sorcerer's magazine with him being on the cover with the text "MYSTERIOUS FAN WAS ABLE TO FIND SEX TAPE WITH AN S-CLASS MAGE"
In the seal
Namikaze Minato and Uzumaki Kushina were staring wide eyed at what is going on outside of the seal.
"Kushi-chan when I sealed us here I never imagined that we were going to see our son doing this" mumbled Minato.
"I know, I wish I was out there to show him that Kaa-san is the best" mumbled Kushina. Minato's head turned to his wife with a shock ridden face.
"Kushina you can't mean that you would fuck our son?!" yelled out the blond man.
"Fuck off!" she shouted and punched him in the face which sent him flying into the Kyuubi's cell.
When Minato hit the floor in the Kyuubi's cage his eyes widened in fear when a presence of pure evil was behind him. He barely had time to turn his head to look at the beast when he saw it's evil grin.
"PREPARE YOUR ANUS, MORTAL"
The End
I hope you all enjoyed the chapter! Some of you might be disappointed that there was no Sasuke and Sakura bashing but the truth is that they are not such bad characters.
Aren't you guys sick of Sasuke's. '"Hn, the dobe deserved to die because he was weak compared to me. Hn, give me power so I can kill Itachi/Destroy Konoha/so it can far more fun when Naruto comes back and kills me"
Choose your favorite everyone! Or the classical Sakura lines such as. "BLAGH I DON'T GIVE A DAMN IF NARUTO-BAKA DIED. HE FAILED TO BRING BACK SASUKE-KUN"
Then of course there is the good innocent female character Ino/Tenten."But wasn't he your teammate!" And then of course there is the. "All I really want is Sasuke-kun blah, blah demon blah, blah I scream a lot blah, blah"
And then Hinata who somehow got a spine and new attitude in like 2 seconds flat and decides to intervene. "Shut up you banshee!" said Hinata with her newly acquired spine.
And then the Hinata beats the living shit out of Sakura in 2 seconds, problems arise and you know the rest.
I'm not saying that I hate bashing because sometimes it could be really funny. But I hate it when the entire story is centered around the bashing.
The truth is that I prefer Sasuke and Sakura everyday over Hinata or Minato! Hinata only has like tree major moments in cannon.
Was her fight with Neji in Chunin Exams and she got her ass handed to her by Neji. Now don't get me wrong it was admirable that she showed guts…but come on she only grew a spine because of Naruto.
Her second major cannon moment was during the Invasion of Pain arc where she attempted to save him from Pain. Now again it was admirable that she tried to save him but her only major moments are where she gets herself almost killed so she can be the trigger to Naruto's rage
When she slaps Naruto for grieving for Neji's death.
And of course in every fight scene which includes Hinata play "Kill you" by Eminem
Minato is rant for another time…
Have you read the Naruto Chapter 627? The chapter was damn near retarded! First Sasuke goes from wanting to slaughter everything Konoha related to saving the village in a one second! Come on Naruto didn't even use his Jesus no Jutsu on him.
Second Karin just lost all likeability for me. Why? First off she somehow escapes prison, sneaks up on all S-rank ninjas and probably the most retarded thing since the orange jumpsuit. She. Still. Loves. Sasuke….Seriously she got stabbed thought the chest by her comrade and love interest who said something along the lines off. "When you got captured you were no longer useful blah, blah, blah revenge"
And if my memory serves me correctly she gave up on him when she sensed Naruto's chakra and had her own stupid little monologue.
People I'm starting to think that Sasuke's Chidori is his strongest ability but not the piercing power. NO! It's making whoever gets hit by it fall in love with Sasuke! First Naruto, now Karin, well at least when the Infinite Tsukuyomi fails they have a backup plan.(Every time Sasuke hits someone with his Chidori start. "I will always love you" by Whitney Huston)
And my final gripe with the chapter was the text at the very end of the chapter. "The biggest of big fish about to flex their might". And the former Hokage's stand on their respective stone heads. I can see this if it was only Hashirama and maybe Tobirama but Hiruzen and Minato? Hiruzen is weaker the Orochimaru and Minato is not stronger then Naruto, unless they make it so he was hiding his true power for the sole purpose of being epic in the final battle….
What do think about the chapter? Because honestly I don't see anyone liking but if you liked it please tell me why.
See ya :)
Jutsu explanation:
Gatenga (Fang Rotating Fang)- The user and their ninken partner roll at a ferocious speed in a buzz-saw like shape, and deliver many powerful beast-like attacks when contact is made with the target.
Chidori Nagashi(One Thousand Birds Current)- This is a ninjutsu developed by Sasuke Uchiha during his training with Orochimaru. By releasing the Chidori in every direction, an electrical discharge flows from the user's entire body allowing him to affect multiple enemies. When using this attack on a great number of enemies at once, it can effectively double as an instant defence. The body of the person touched by the Chidori will misinterpret the lightning nature as "electrical signals from the nerves", making its muscles contract. This causes the body to involuntarily go stiff, while at the same time receives damage. This attack can also be channelled through the ground to increase the range of the attack.
Fire Release: Fire Dragon Bullet (Fire Release: Fire Dragon Bullet)- The user exhales a flame breath from their mouth. This technique is used in conjunction with Earth Release: Earth Dragon Bullet to ignite the projectiles fired by the latter technique, making it more devastating.
Shōsen Jutsu(Mystical Palm Technique- This medical ninjutsu allows the user to speed up the body's natural healing process by sending chakra from their hands into a wound or afflicted body part. This allows the user to heal a patient without the need for medical equipment or surgery, making it very useful on the battlefield. It can be used to treat both external and internal injuries. It is vital to match the amount of chakra used to the severity of the affliction or injury. This requires a great amount of chakra control. Because of this, only a few highly skilled medical-nin are able to use this technique. Kabuto Yakushi demonstrated the ability to use it a short distance away from the target instead of through direct contact.
By sending an excess amount of chakra into the patient's body, the user can overload the patient's normal circulation, trapping them in a comatose state. Although this is usually undesirable, Kabuto once effectively used this side effect to get Kiba Inuzuka out of his way.
