Author's note: Tnx for R&R!! You are all so kind... if you want any game for Akatsuki to play like 7minutes in heaven, please note it in your reviews.:D And I think this epsiode will be about 5chapters. Sorry!!XC


Searching his bag desperately, Itachi cried. [My Kimono is gone..!]

Kisame knelt down beside Itachi and emptied Itachi's bag, only to see few grooming kits falling on the floor.

[Haven't you just forgotten to put it in the bag?]

[No.. I'm sure that I packed it together with these things...] Itachi mumbled.

It was then when Pein, who's just passing, threw something upon Itachi's head.

[Urrrghhh? What's this...]

[Wear it.] Pein muttered nonchalantly and walked away.

[......]

Both Itachi and Kisame held the 'thing' and scrutinized it.

The 'thing' was a blue Kimono, with dark blue butterfly patterns on it. It was rather classy and deluxe_ however, one could find it somewhat antiquity.

Itachi and Kisame exchanged glances. Then Kisame opened his mouth. [..I think this is a belonging of late father of leader sama.]

Itachi made a nervous look. [Really..? But do you think then I can wear this?]

[Maybe it'll be ok, since leader sama himself told you to wear this.]

[Yeah.. but I feel like it's desecration.] Itachi added hesitantly, but soon went into the shower booth with the Kimono.

.

After changed into Kimonos, the Akatsuki members gathered in front of locker room, waiting for Pein.

[Oh, Itachi, where did you get your Kimono from un? It's so gorgeous un!] Deidara, who's in his yellow Kimono, exclaimed as Itachi came out from shower room.

[Wow, he's so pretty with that...] Hidan expressed aghastly at Itachi, and Kisame snorted. [Don't you dare try anything.]

[What the fuck?! I'm just praising him!!]

[Tobi is pretty, too~] Tobi jumped with his ivory Kimono.

[You really look like a plant with that Kimono.] Kakuzu giggled, pointing at Zetsu's green Kimono. Zetsu snarled. [Oh yeah? You look like a wretched monster cosplaying Kimono fashion!]

Sasori, who's in red colored Kimono, slowly opened his mouth. [Itachi, where did you get that?]

[Huh? I don't know. My Kimono's gone, so leader sama offered me this.]

[Leader sama?!] Members' eyes widened.

Itachi scratched his head nervously. [Why yeah..]

[Hmme, rather interesting.] Sasori smiled amusingly. [Do you know that the Kimono is a belonging of late fa...]

Just then Pein appeared in the locker room, with his black Kimono on. [I've just gone to the counter to prepay..] Then, all of sudden, Pein stopped his sentence and stared at Itachi.

Silence fell upon the members, and Itachi flinched. [Le.. leader sama..?]

[........]

Pein stood motionlessly for a minute, then, made an affable smile to Itachi. [You look really nice.]

Itachi blinked nervously.

Turning back, Pein muttered to the members. [Come, let's go. I'm hungry as a wolf.]

[And me, hungry as a shark!] Kisame exclaimed juicily.

Soon Akatsuki headed to the restaurant on the second floor, joyfully expecting a luxurious dinner.

.

.

The restaurant operated by Hot spring was a buffet- type Japanese restaurant.

Few other guests who's taking their supper became appalled by fearsome atmosphere and finess of features of Akatsuki members, so they hurriedly finished their food and quickly disappeared from the restaurant.

[Losers.] Hidan giggled.

[We should have brought Konan.] Itachi murmured sorrily as he took some sushi on his plate.

Zetsu jumped. [Konan! Why did we just forget all about her?!]

[Yeah, she's ill, and perhaps waiting for us..] Deidara mumbled uneasily.

It was then when Pein, who's sipping urong tea, spoke nonchalantly. [It's ok. I already called her that we'll be back by tomorrow.]

[Leader sama is truly a leader sama.] Kisame expressed.

[Hey, Tobi, don't take the whole raw fishes to your plate!!] Kakuzu snapped at Tobi.

Soon a chaos followed as members came back to the table.

[Get away, Tobi!! I'll sit beside Sasori dana un!!]

[Tobi want to sit beside Deidara sempai~!!]

[Hidan, don't sit beside Itachi!!]

[Why the fuck do you care about me so much, you fucking sharky?!!!]

[This is stupid...] Zetsu grumbled.

Kakuzu growled. [Damn sitmates situation.]

[Shut the fuck off, all of you!!!!!!!] Pein yelled horribly, almost sounding like Hidan.

Moments later, all members sat in the round table solemnly_ Itachi in the left of Pein, Sasori in the right of Pein, Kisame beside Itachi, Kakuzu beside Kisame, Hidan beside Kakuzu, Zetsu beside Hidan, Tobi beside Zetsu, Deidara beside Tobi, and Sasori beside Deidara.

The clerks of the restaurant were now so dreaded at the previous massive scene of this bunch of scary guys, and became more terrified by pierced guy's control over other guys. So no one of the clerks dared to roam around near the table where Akatsuki sat. (However, none of the members cared about clerks.)

Pein made the sauce for raw fishes by mixing soy sauce and wasavi in a small plate, and placed it at the middle of the table.

[Heh~ Leader sama is our papa~!!] Tobi exclaimed happily.

Pein spouted his Urong tea.

Members had to stifle their mouths in order to suppress laughter.

[Then Konan is our mama?!] Deidara muttered, laughing.

Coughing, Pein shook his hand. [Stop or I'll surely kill you.]

[What a strict papa.] Hidan giggled, and therefore hit his head by the cup Pein threw.

Clasping his hands, Pein snarled to the members who were now nearly going dead by pressing laughter.

[..What a bunch of spoiled sons I have here.]

At this remark, finally being no more able to stifle, a loud laughter roared from the whole members.

[Oh, my God.] Itachi murmured, his eyes welled up with tears.

[My... my stomach hurts..!] Sasori chuckled.

It took several minutes for the members to gather themselves again.

Pein made a crooked smile. [Now, now, eat your dinner like a bunch of good children. No more stupid jokes now.]

Still tittering, members concentrated on their food now.

[...Tobi, don't put wasavi sauce too much on that raw fish!! You'll be fainting!!!!] Zetsu cried.

[Hidan, would you please eat your ramen more quietly?! Stop making smacking noise!!] Kakuzu hollered at Hidan.

[Don't make me slay you, dear fucking partner.] Hidan growled.

[Guys, guys, let's be good children.] Kisame spoke jokingly.

Both Deidara and Sasori giggled again.

Itachi was quietly eating his sushi.

Pein turned his head to Itachi. [Itachi, why do you eat that thing only? Don't you have an appetite?]

[Huh? No, I just have never been eating raw fish or ramen before, so I...]

[Oh... what a pity...] Kisame sniffed sympathetically.

Pein picked one of the raw fishes in his plate with chopstics, dipped it into sauce and drew it near to Itachi's mouth. [Come, this will taste good.]

Blinking, Itachi opened his mouth obediently and swallowed the raw fish.

Kisame quickly bowed his head to hide his blushing. [Ka..kawaiiiiiiiii!!!!!!]

[You see.] Pein smiled at Itachi, and Itachi smiled back. [It's good. Thank you, leader sama.]

[Tobi too!!!!!!!!!!!] Abruptly Tobi tried to draw himself to Pein, and Zetsu quickly stopped Tobi.

[That's... that's like lovers, you know?!!!!] Hidan barked, but soon shrinked back as Pein glared at him fearsomely.

Sasori smirked, and Deidara giggled.

Then Kakuzu threw an abrupt question to the members. [What are we to do after dinner?]

Members looked at each other.

[...I heard that they have garaoke in the third floor un.] Deidara mumbled.

[Garaoke, where fucking bitches and dogs are dancing and singing?] Hidan snorted contemptously.