I'm amazed at how far this fic has gotten but sadly this fic will end…Today is the final Chapter of Return of the Capturing God: This time the Chunin Exams are back and Naruto has a massive game backlog and how will he survive? Find out on the season finale of Return of the Capturing God!

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Naruto was exhausted, he had captured 4 girls and now due to this he has a massive game backlog in his collection. Things got worse because he and his team minus Elsie are going to the Chunin Exams to get promoted. Elsie didn't have to do it but will serve as the chef for the Exams after the second part of the exams, he can't wait to try out her new super deluxe magma curry said to be made from ingredients home grown by Infrit himself! As of now he, Sasuke and Sakura are currently heading towards the room where they would take place but due to Naruto recognizing the two boys who are actually Chunin in henge change everything. "Hey Kotestu and Izumo! Long time no see!" Naruto shouted out as the two child form guards looked at him with a smile. "Hey Naruto! Rumor has it that Konohamaru is taking over as the new prankster of Konoha for you." Kotesu said as Izumo nodded his head. "So what are you guys planning this time?" Naruto asked as the two showed mischievous grins that Naruto soon mirrored. "You guys pulling a prank?" he asked as the two nodded which made his eyes twinkle. "What kind is it this time?" he asked as he was trying not to laugh already. "We did it this time; we drew graffiti on the Hokage Monument with speech bubbles on them. Right now there is a genjutsu on them to fool everyone until the Hokage undoes it!" Izumo said as all three fell to the ground laughing like maniacs. With that as a chance to sneak in, many of the contestants got in but were curious about what the prank would look like.

After the laughter was over, Naruto bid the duo farewell as he ran up to catch up to his team noticing that Sasuke was somewhat injured and they were both traumatized by something. "What are you guys doing? We have an exam to take!" Naruto shouted as he grabbed them by the scruff of their collars and dragged them into the exams room and the results were in. Ino came by and started a friendly conversation with Sakura while Sasuke was busy trying to recover from that revolting sight earlier before Naruto came by. "Troublesome, you guys are here to?" asked one lazy Shikamaru Nara while Choji was munching on his chips as usual. "Looks like the gang is all here!" said one loud Kiba Inuzuka with his partner Akamaru on his head with Hinata and Shino following him. A silver haired genin came by deciding to comment. "You guys might want to be a bit quieter; you're getting attention to yourselves." He pointed out as Naruto looked at a ninja team from Iwa glaring at him and his eyes turned cold and they immediately turned away like he was the devil himself. "You remind me of myself when I first entered the exams." The boy muttered to himself as he introduced himself as Kabuto Yakushi and his info nin cards.

When he gave Sasuke information on Gaara and Rock Lee, Sasuke asked for one more person. "Naruto Uzumaki of Konoha." He said as Kabuto brought a card up. "Let's see here Naruto Uzumaki: He is 12 years old, born on the infamous day the Kyuubi attacked, and-holy smoke you have got to be kidding me!" Kabuto said as his eyes popped out of their sockets as this got everyones attention. "Naruto Uzumaki has completed 6 D-ranks, a C-rank, one A-rank and 4 S-rank missions! He is the author of "How to Capture a Girls Heart" which is a big time seller's item that many men have worshipped, and has two titles that are…Imposssible!" Kabuto said while almost everyone raised an eyebrow. "What is it?" Sasuke asked annoyed that Naruto got 4 S-rank missions. "H-he's also known as "Reality Bender" due to him being able to use powers of certain video game characters which is impossible and this last title is what makes him a legend among men, he is…."Kabuto trailed off as many male shinobi listened in on it. "The man who conquered data simulations of many types of girls that made him write his famous book, the legendary "Capturing God"!" Kabuto said as many foreign male shinobi's eyes widened in shock and awe as suddenly, every male besides Kiba, Sasuke, and Shino bow at Naruto's feet. They kept muttering how "we are not worthy" and such until Naruto felt 3 people staring at him.

When he looked who the ones that were staring at him, he immediately widened his eyes. Haku was wearing a new Mist headband and was sitting with a genin team from Mist, Sonia is staring at him with her glasses on and a sense of familiarity in her eyes, and Shinobu was hiding her face behind a book but he knew she was staring at him through the book. "What in the world are they doing here? I know Haku has a team but what about Sonia and Shinobu?" Naruto thought as he felt someone in his face immediately making him jump back as he regonised that it was Sonia as many of the foreign shinobi were staring at her and were magically wearing fan headbands revealing to be her fan club from various villages.

"Can I help you Sonia?" Naruto asked in his normal tone as things began getting awkward. "Have we met before?" She blurted out as this caught everyone off guard. "You…" Naruto said only for the door behind him to open as Elsie came by. "You haven't met her before have you nii-san?" Elsie asked as she began telling an excellent lie. "I've been with him all the time but he usually plays his games or writes his books. Maybe you might be mistaking him with someone else?" Elsie said as she, Haku and Shinobu were taking the bait. "Nice job Elsie!" Naruto thought as she kept talking. "It might be a mistake, the meetings, the talking, and kissing!" Elsie said. When she said the word kissing, Sonia's glasses fell off as she and two of the 4 captures started blushing madly as steam rose from their ears while Naruto loomed over Elsie. "Not…another…word." Naruto said as Elsie quickly waved goodbye and left.

Right now Naruto needed a miracle and thankfully Ibiki came by and saved the day as he was being seated near Hinata. It didn't take long as Naruto finished writing the answers and started to play his PFP with Ibiki yelling at him to put it away while Naruto looked up to him to say something. "Hm, you say something?" he asked as the effects took its toll on Ibiki. He was silent before he muttered something. "Damn you Kakashi, you've corrupted one of them already." Ibiki said as he was going to smash the PFP only for Naruto to speak up. "I have a new torture method that will break even the most hardened of shinobi, this method is the most cruelest thing to unleash onto victims." Naruto said as Ibiki got curious of this method. "Really? And what might it be?" he asked as Naruto whispered in his ear causing him to widen his eyes in horror as he took a step back. "Kid, you are evil and cruel to the core…even I wouldn't dare try to unleash them onto a prisoner." Ibiki said while everyone was listening to what they were talking about and many foreign shinobi started to shiver nervously at what the new torture method might be.

After a few enchantments and dealing with and dealing with the 10th question, one crazy snake lady crashed through the window and ordered the ones who passed to go to the Forest of Death. This made Naruto laugh like a madman creeping out his teammates as a sudden explosion erupted revealing the graffiti on the Monuments. The First's said "Do you like my morning wood? It's huge isn't it?" this made Naruto chuckle as they began reading the Nidame's "Like my sword? It's absolutely stunning!" This made more laugh at the innuendo as they read the Yodaime's "I flashed Iwa." This made the Iwa group fall to the ground laughing harder than any tickling machine ever invented as they all looked at the Sadamime's. This one had him look like a monkey and was reading Icha Icha while his line said "Who are they calling a dirty old monkey?", now this made everyone laugh at that while a loud voice rang out. "DAMN YOU KOTESTU AND IZUMO! I'M GOING TO HAVE YOUR ASSES FOR THIS!" the Third Hokage shouted out as it echoed throughout Konoha which made everyone laugh at that, even Anko and Ibiki. As the genin began to head to the next stage, Naruto began to talk to Sonia and Shinobu.

"So what brings you guys here?" he asked as Sonia explained she wanted to see the exams without participating since she can't do it for two reasons. A) She's and Idol and it would be disastrous if she died. B) She doesn't have teammates which was reasonable enough. Shinobu's reason was because she needed to record this for history books for later on which Naruto understood. History tends to repeat itself and you must be prepared for something in the past was to return. As they went separate ways, Naruto's team got the Heaven scroll and they went inside the forest.


The minute they got inside, Naruto roared out into the forest as suddenly, enormous tigers came out and kneeled before him much to his team's shock as he threw them on one's back as they began to ride their way to a cave entrance where Naruto told them to wait there and he'll be back in a minute. True to his word he was back with an Earth scroll much to their shock as they continued their ride through the forest only to narrowly dodge a sudden gust of wind as a Kusa ninja appeared before them. "Great, there's a disturbance in the Force." Naruto said as they began to fight. "Out of my way Naruto, I'm here for Sasuke-kun." The female ninja said as Naruto scoffed. "Quit the act Orochimaru, I know it's you because you did a terrible job at hiding your scent. How the others failed to notice I will never understand." Naruto said while shaking his head as Orochimaru threw away his disguised.

"Hm, I think I'll have to remember that next time." Orochimaru said while putting a hand under his chin. "Why do you want Sasuke so badly anyways?" Naruto asked while Orochimaru said which creeped out Team 7 and the tigers as well. "I want his body of course." Orochimaru said like it was the most obvious reason causing Team 7 to pale. "Sasuke, run like your life depends on it…because he's a gay pedophile!" Naruto shouted as Sasuke and his tiger ran at extreme speeds that would make Gai and Lee jealous of him. Orochimaru snapped "I'm not a gay pedophile! I prefer girls and I wanted the Sharingan you dimwit!" Orochimaru yelled as Naruto made a retort. "Then you should have said you wanted his Sharingan then instead of creeping us out." Naruto said as Orochimaru began to ponder whether or not he should kill Naruto since he reminds him of a certain redhead he met years ago, they have the same tendency to get under his skin like Jiraiya did before when they were teammates as he sunk into the ground. Sasuke was halfway there when his tiger stopped to take a breather as he didn't notice the ground behind him rise up as Orochimaru sprung up and bit Sasuke in the neck making him scream in agony which was heard all over the forest making everyone shiver in fear of what terrifying thing they might have seen in the forest as those who had a complete set made their way to the tower.

Naruto and Sakura made it to Sasuke to notice a mark on his neck and Naruto made a comment that forever haunted Sakura's dreams. "Orochimaru gave Sasuke a hickey." Naruto said in an ominous tone as Sakura screamed and passed out. Naruto and the three tigers sweat dropped at that and took them to the tower as he bid them farewell, he dragged them inside and opened both scrolls before tossing them to reveal Iruka-sensei. He was shocked that Naruto beat the record by 45 minutes and got Sasuke and Sakura to the medic room where they slept the day away while Naruto was chatting with the Suna siblings to pass the time, even Gaara was talking with him much to the shock of his brother and sister since he usually kills them instead of socializing with someone. Right now Naruto was talking about what types of girls Gaara might be interested in but to no avail as he gave Gaara one of his old gaming systems he bought and taught him how to operate it and to take care of it and with it they could stay in touch which lead to a small bond with the child of the desert. Later on the rest of the Rookie 9 made it along with Lee's team, the Sound Ninjas, Haku's team, and Kabuto's team. Sasuke and Sakura were up and ready for the third part (Sasuke's Curse Mark was sealed by Kakashi) but sadly since there were too many contestants that survived there will be a preliminary test and the winners will be able to go on to the third part of the exams. Haku's team and Kabuto with drawled from the competition as the exams began.

First match was Sasuke against one of Kabuto's teammates who had the ability to drain chakra from others to supply his own but Sasuke beat him with a new trick called "Lion's Barrage" dealing a powerful heel kick on his opponent knocking him out. Shino was battling against the Sound nin named Zaku who used air pressure weapons in his arms that soon became his own downfall as his arms exploded due to Shino's bugs crawling inside them. Kankuro's opponent was the last teammate of Kabuto as he became strangled by puppets and lost. With a swing of her fan, Temari defeated Tenten with no remorse as she was blown away into the empty winds, Sakura and Ino's was nice. They exchanged friendly words to each other and began fighting with the Academy style as it became a double K.O. the next match was Naruto against Kiba and things were not going to be good, if you're wondering why, the continue reading. "Yahoo! We get the weakling, isn't that great Akamaru!" Kiba said to his partner as the little dog barked in agreement. Naruto was already down there playing his PFP and Kiba decided to insult him for ignoring him. "He and his crappy characters in those games are toast!" Kiba shouted out loud as Sarutobi's eyes widened in horror as everthing went silent. "Oh no, he's just signed his death warrant already." The Third said with a sigh as he was inwardly shaking in fear as Naruto's eyes turned green and had a cat silt pattern to it. "So he's using that form. Kiba wouldn't survive it." The Hokage thought as he could feel the piles of paperwork coming. Sonia was watching this scene with interest as she noticed that Naruto's eyes changed and had some sort of dread coming through her as his clothes started to change. Naruto now wore a long black coat with silver pauldrons, black boots, and black clothing underneath it as a seven foot long katana appeared in thin air as music began to fill the air.

"I'll teach you a lesson about games in pain!" Naruto said in an icy cold voice as Kiba noticed Akamaru running up the stairs in fear. When the match began Naruto charged at Kiba with inhumane speeds as he barely dodged them

Estuans interius
ira vehementi
Estuans interius
ira vehementi
Sephiroth
Sephiroth

Right now Kiba was trying to avoid the attacks of Naruto's sword as it easily cut through the kunai knifes like they were nothing.

Estuans interius
ira vehementi
Estuans interius
ira vehementi
Sephiroth
Sephiroth

Everyone watched in awe as they felt the power radiating from Naruto's body.

Sors immanis
Et inanis
Sors immanis
Et inanis

Sarutobi looked at the sight, he recalled making Naruto that angry and what he saw was burned forever in his mind.

Estuans interius
ira vehementi
Estuans interius
ira vehementi
Sephiroth
Sephiroth

"I have a wonderful present for you Kiba." Naruto said as he launched the Inuzuka into the air and slashed him brutally. "Shall I give you despair?" he asked in a sadistic voice. As Kiba fell to the ground, Naruto stood on the Ram statue and said "I shall lead you to the Promised Land!" as his body glowed and he was surrounded by meteors that fell from the sky that began spinning around him as a massive orb of flame grew from his outstretched hands as the music became more ominous. "Prepare yourself!"

Veni, veni, venias,
Ne me mori facias
Veni, veni, venias,
Ne me mori facias

Veni, veni, venias,
Ne me mori facias
Veni, veni, venias,
Ne me mori facias

Veni, veni, venias, Gloriosa
Ne me mori facias
Generosa
Veni, veni, venias,
Gloriosa
Ne me mori facias
Generosa

Veni, veni, venias, Gloriosa
Ne me mori facias
Generosa
Veni, veni, venias,
Gloriosa
Ne me mori facias
Generosa

Sephiroth

As the name was spoken, Naruto threw the massive ball of fire making it consume the arena with Kiba inside it as Naruto jumped in, there were some slashing sounds and a scream before a sound of a body falling was heard inside.

Sephiroth

The proctor knew the Inuzuka was defeated and raised his hand. "The winner is…Naruto Uzumaki!" Just as he said that name, Naruto's figure appeared in the flames for everyone to see. He had his head down and began to slowly raise it up as the song came to an end.

Sephiroth

When he raised his head completely, he had a smile of pure cruelty as everyone, even Gaara were unnerved by him as he walked through the flames like they were not there. After a few seconds when Naruto went upstairs, his clothes turned back to the school uniform Elsie gave him, his eyes turned blue again and the flames disappeared revealing a badly injured and cooked Kiba Inuzuka as the medics took him to the hospital. Everyone stared at Naruto and he made one sentence that made even Neji and Gaara nervous to be around. "If anyone insults my games or my friends will perish, and I know how to deal with them if they are to hurt anyone I know." Naruto said in a cold tone that sent shivers up everyone's spines as Hinata's match against Neji began.


Neji began to try and make Hinata lose confidence in herself but something happened, Hinata looked at him with her eyes closed as she smiled and the words that left her scared everyone (save Naruto). "Neji, shut up or I'll kill you." She said in a sweet voice that made Neji nervous, his plan to break her confidence was down and even that sweet voice with a death threat was even scarier than Naruto's anger he dished out at Kiba. "What in the world, it's like she's a different persona. What happened to her?" Neji thought as he noticed her chakra was radiant white at the moment. When Hinata opened her eyes, Neji knew something was wrong. The eye shape was different and the color of her eyes was purple and that they had a cold expression. "If I were to compare the coldness, Hinata's would be a nice warm snowy day while Naruto's is like an ice age but that still creeps me out of how Hinata did that. No matter, fate decreed that I will win."Neji thought as he got into his battle stance. Hinata did to and she came to him first with fast speeds.

She managed to damage him to a degree but Neji scored an injury on her heart which made Naruto narrow his eyes as she lost. "Once a failure, always a failure." Neji said as Hinata got up with her eyes back to normal, beaten but determined. "Why must you try so hard, you will only die sooner." Neji said as Hinata looked at him with defiance. "I will never go back on my word, because that is my ninja way!" Hinata shouted with a hidden fire inside her causing Naruto to smile as Neji began to rant about fate which Hinata made a reply of her own. "You're wrong Neji,…Because I can see that you are suffering more than me…You are the one who is confused and suffering inside the fate of the head and branch families." She said which seemed to have angered Neji as he charged at her preparing for the final blow. He was stopped by every Jonin there and he snapped. "What now, more treatment for the Main Branch." Neji said with venom in his voice. "No Neji, it's to protect you…from him." Gai said as Neji noticed his face was inches away from the sword that belonged to Naruto as he was glaring at him like he was looking into his soul. He saw the pure uncontrollable fury inside him as Neji slowly felt like he was being killed from the inside as Naruto spoke up. "Neji Hyuga, consider yourself on the top of my "to kill" list in the finals. Be warned though, I know how to deal with your clan's eyes and I will show no mercy in the finals. I will bring you true despair and there will be no salvation for you." Naruto said in a cold monotone voice as Neji paled in fear, he had condemned himself to face that nightmare if they were to ever face in combat. "I will beat you, humiliate you, and torment you for the rest of your life. That I can promise you." Naruto said as Neji felt like time was frozen when he said those words.

Hinata coughed and fell to her back as Naruto made his sword vanish again as a he stretched out his hand and a green light left it and entered Hinata, healing the internal wound inside her. Kurenai examined her and noticed that her injuries were gone and she looked at Naruto with a thank you look in her eyes as he told her that she will need to rest to recover from the fight. After the arena was emptied, Naruto went to the bathroom for some business with the toilet. While on his way back, he notices that the tower was shaking violently and guessed a powerful battle was taking place as he looked at his backlog. The number of games he had immediately affected him as he paled and looked at the numbers with horror. "Winner Kinta Dosu!" the announcer said as Choji was sent to the hospital, Elsie came with her food prepared for the finalists and most of them looked nervous at the sight of the food since it looked like it was going to eat them.


The door opened and purple miasma came out as a grey hand opened to reveal a zombie version of Naruto slowly walking towards them making everyone inwardly panic as Elsie took the reaction seriously. "Uwah! Undead!" she screamed as she rushed towards Naruto "Nii-sama? What's wrong?" she said as she began to smack his face which slowly returns the color to his face. "This will not do. Your cute face is your only redeeming feature! You look like a total mess!" she shouted as Naruto's face resembled a frog's puffed up face. "Much better." Elsie said as she heard Naruto mutter not. "Not?" she asked as she was blown away by Naruto's sonic shouting "Not enough gaming!" he shouted out as Kakashi caught Elsie before she hit the floor. "Since you've arrived here I haven't been able to play many games! Enough is enough!" Naruto yelled at her as Elsie became confused. "What? But that's all you ever do! During missions, at home…" Elsie trailed off as Naruto snapped at her "It's not enough! Not close enough! Right now as we speak more dating sims are piling up! It's shameful of me to have a massive backlog!" he said as he clutched his heart as a spotlight aimed at him. "Games are source of my energy, nutrition…Oxygen…Games…Give me more games…" Naruto said dramatically while Gaara was talking to his "Mother" "This guy is nuts. Darn right he is! And I like him already!"the voice inside him said as everyone came to watch the drama. Naruto soon gave Elsie a serious expression. "Looks like it's time to call in the big guns…" Naruto said as Elsie guessed what he was going to do. "Are you going to use God of Conquest mode Nii-sama?" Elsie asked as everyone had one question in their thoughts "What is God of Conquest Mode?" as Naruto shook his head no. "I'm going to use God of Conquest EX Burst Mode! Code Senju" Naruto shouted out loud as the tower began to transform as the arena floor began opening and Naruto was consumed by a black orb. Everyone else reached to the stairways and watched from the patios as music began to play while the tower kept changing.

What I'm seeing...Is it real?
What I'm feeling...Is it real?
What I'm doing...Is it real?

There is no regrets, satisfy my curiosities
There is a new world waiting, explore my possibilities
There is no guarantee, just improve my abilities
[Go ahead with your own life - Is there any hope in your sight?]
There is a choice to make, setting the right priorities
[You will always be the one, so feel the power
And you should know the sun comes up - For you]

There is no regrets, satisfy my curiosities
There is a new world waiting, explore my possibilities
There is no guarantee, just improve my abilities
There is a choice to make, setting the right priorities

Then Naruto emerged from the black sphere in a new outfit that was all black and had blue glowing outlines on it. (Think Tron Legacy outfit) The music began to pick up as a thousand controllers came out of the wall with a thousand screens and game consoles starting up. Then Naruto began playing with everyone watching.

[What is the best you can do? How can you do?]
I was sitting and thinking the other day
[What is the best you can do? How can you do?]
If I fail, I won't throw my passion away
[What is the best you can do? How can you do?]
Just 'cause giving up is not the only way
No matter how it's gonna be, I'll try it anyway

Kakashi noticed something about Naruto's hands as he said it out loud "S-so many arms…" "Is this Naruto-kun's true form?" asked Sonia as everyone said the same thing at once "The God of Conquest." That was then Gai's eyes widened in shock. "No, those are afterimages! He's moving his hands so fast it makes it look like he has multiple…Kakashi, what have you been teaching him?" he asked his eternal rival while Shinobu was recording everything she heard and saw. "I didn't teach him anything, in fact he was able to make me pass the team in less than a minute." Kakashi said as every sensei looked at him in shock.

Love is such a sweet illusion (Let's come together)
Can't seem to stop my imagination (Goes on forever)
What a ridiculous situation (Another matter)
But I can't deny, I'm faced with a tricky temptation
Naruto noticed something on the screens and everyone noticed he began shedding tears. "Screens 65,165, 940, and 946 have touching stories. They really got me." Naruto said as he wiped the tears in his eyes with a handkerchief while his fellow genin teammates were in shock. "He's showing empathy?" they shouted as Elsie mentions that his expressions vary from screen to screen. Shinobu was writing furiously in her notebook at what she was seeing, it was something new and unexpected. Naruto then began to play his games as he laughed madly as he began to close his eyes while playing, trying to see the routes in the games.

[Sailing, you're sailing away
And now it's blowing, breeze will take you away]

I feel that my spirits rise
I will survive and just stay alive
Enjoy being alone, the isolation is not always so bad
Another day has gone by, every day goes by
In the sky, there'd be a bridge to a bright tomorrow

"Alright, it's been a while since I tried this." Naruto said as his eyes shone "Secret Technique: Syncronicity!" Naruto shouted out loud as his legs were in the air and his "arms" became solid as they pressed many buttons in sync without missing a beat which made everyone even Sonia, Haku, and Shinobu drop their jaws in disbelief. Then the screens turned to the final part of the games snapping the audience out of it as Naruto chuckled. "The correct choice would be to kiss…Therefore…" Naruto said as he pressed the confirm buttons on all of them showing an older Naruto kissing the beautiful heroines in the games fully completing them.

[You will find your treasure and share your pleasure
Let me tell you...]

"The kissing scenes in these games are the best and beautiful sights indeed." Naruto said before laughing like a maniac making the audience wonder if he has lost it.

[Just keep your vision, your dream, and your soul alive
Be as you are, I will always be right by your side]

[Just keep your vision, your dream, and your soul alive
Be as you are, I will always be right by your side]

Think about my love and my life
In an uncertain world, face to face with myself
Continue to make progress, day by day and step by step
I've got a good feeling
So I'm gonna keep on trying, life will go on...

"Well that's it for the gaming, ah that's right!" Naruto said as a device began loading. "There's a special report from someone under the name of 21 who has some good news for people. I don't know what he meant but I'm going to find out soon but first how about some music to pass the time?" Naruto asked as he turned to Sonia. "Hey Sonia, have you finished that song of yours by any chance?" Naruto asked kindly as she nodded her head dumbly due to the epicness of Naruto's "God of Conquest mode". "Good, because I was thinking of three more girls to sing with you if that is okay?" Naruto said as Sonia snapped out of it and replied back to him "Yeah, the more the merrier I say!" she said as the platforms holding Ino, Haku, Sonia, and Shinobu descended to a white floor with Elsie there with a lot of paint tubes with her. "Try creating something down there while singing; you might create a masterpiece when there's a song!" Naruto said as he loaded the mysterious data as he snapped his fingers and some of his clones had instrument to play. Sonia looked at the girls with a smile. "Ready girls?" she asked, Ino raised a fist in the air agreeing, Haku smiled and nodded, Shinobu just nodded nervously as the music started. They were given microphones and started to sing as they sprayed paint on the floor and took their shoes off to walk in it. (A/N: There is a link to this version of Koi no Shirushi were all four of Keima's captures in the first season in my profile so you can listen to it while imagining the Naruto girls singing it)


(This will tell which parts of the song the girls sing and which character they are. Sonia will have Kanon's voice. Elsie's are like that, Ino's is Mio's voice, Shinobu's voice will be Shiroi's and Haku's voice will be Ayumi's. The rest in regular text is all five of them singing)

KOI NO SHIRUSHI kimi no me ni
mitsuketa no ano hi
kizuita toki mune no jishaku mawari dashita

Sagashiteita tokimeki ni yatto deaeta no
doko ni ite mo mitsukedasu yo
mou nidoto

Mayowanai

Kitto futari wa unmei da yo
nanoku mo no hito ga ite
deau no wa KONPYUUTAA demo muri

Heibon sugiru mainichi ni
PIRIODO o utta no
Tameiki Sotsugyou Dekiru no yatto

Aozora ga mabushii
kimi ga iru fuukei wa
shiawase no OORA afuredasu no
tomaranai yo

Ekimae no funsui
niji o tsukutte iru yo
kimi o matsu jikan sae mo
kakegaenai PRECIOUS na toki

KOI NO SHIRUSHI watashi ni mo
mitsukete kuretane
onnaji kimochi onnaji kakera

Wakeattearu

Haguresouna toki datte daijoubu dayo ne?
doko ni ite mo mitsukedashite sou watashi

Koko ni iru

Te o tsunaidara mirai no doa
sutto aitai ki ga suruno
mou nanimo kowai mono nai kara

Atarashii yume fukurande
Mainichi ga MERRY-GO-ROUND
Aenai Toki ni wa Setsunai kedo

Ame no hi mo suki dayo
kimi no kasa atatakai
itoshisa eien nakunaranai
shinjiteru yo

Ameagari no sora ne
niji o miagete futari
itsumademo te wo tsunaide
arukitaiyo hikari no naka o

Aozora ga mabushii
Kimi ga iru fuukei wa
Shiawase no OORA Afuredasu no
Tomaranai yo

Ekimae no funsui
niji o tsukutte iru yo
kimi o matsu jikan sae mo
kakegaenai PRECIOUS na toki

ame no hi mo suki dayo
kimi no kasa atatakai
itoshisa eien nakunaranai
shinjiteru yo

ameagari no sora ne
niji o miagete futari
itsumademo te wo tsunaide
arukitaiyo hikari no naka o

La la la la la

As the song finished and the girls left the area, the picture they painted on the floor revealed to be Naruto with his serious expression much to the surprise of everyone there. "What in the world? Why did they paint Naruto's face?" asked one confused Sasuke Uchiha as Kakashi thought for a moment. "The World God Only Knows." he answered in his usual tone as everyone was ordered to leave making everyone, even Naruto to forget the strange device that had just finished loading as they left revealing a message.

To the Second Season of Return of the Capturing God!

"Kami-sama! He's doing a second season!" said Elsie as Naruto looked at the message. "Really?" He asked as the screen revealed someone they haven't meet before. "Otherwise, I'd never get my turn!" the mysterious character said.

Next Season Now Loading…

"Huh? Who are you?" Naruto asked.


Naruto: Return of the Capturing God will continue to the next stage. In other words you will have to switch to Disk 2. Allow me to announce this: The battle has just begun! I shall return! See you again!

Elsie: I'm back!

Fan of Fanfics21: Stay tune for Season 2! I'll continue in April were the Second Season shall begin!