One Night Standing

Chapter Eight: Mission Impossible

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"Sakura speaking to Inner Self."

"Inner Sakura."

"Regular speaking."


Previously:

I've also measured my chances of Ino ever living this down too, so my decision is clear. I must wait out all of my misery and complete my mission. Hell yes!

Presently:

Okay, so, I get to stand in line again. I wish Sasori-kun could wait with me…knowing my luck I'll get myself raped or some shit.

As if on a whim, Sasori asked the question that would solve my little pity dilemma, "Hey, Saku-chan, want me to come, to you know, protect you?"

Hell, he knew I could very well protect myself and all my raw skin and pink-clad self. If I hadn't proved that to him when I saved him it might've been when I kicked his ass but, whatever.

I hooked my arm into his and we started walking out of the door and onto the frosty slick streets. The streets where I had previously been almost knifed, raped on several occasions, and fairly survived…I could only shiver and lean closer to Sasori at the remembrance.

He took the opportunity and wrapped his arm around my waist and we continued to go down the street.

The silence between us was a comforting sign sort of. But, there was this damn nagging feeling again that I was being watched, only this time there was more of them.

I was nervous and a little sick in the mind at imagining all the possibilities. Thanks to my Inner self and her brilliance in making even the most pleasant situations hellish.

"Seriously, what if it's Orochimaru again? Ha! I'm glad that I won't see it, or in your case, feel it." She continued to unnerve my already jumpy and sensitive self.

"Shut the hell up! For the last time, Sasori-kun we'll protect me! He said he would!" Man, I can't get anything through her, I mean mine, er, our thick skull!

"Are you okay? You seem a little tense. It's gonna be all right. That is, if I find out where we are anyways." Did, did he just say if we find our way back? Where the hell are we?!

"U-uhh, y-you said i-if?" I asked well, stuttered. It wasn't like me to do that. I guess between the paranoia, coldness, weirdness, and the sheer misfortune of the situation my total mental, physical, and emotional state is worn to the edge.

To make matters worse, he isn't responding, why isn't Sasori comforting me with reassurance damn it?! Better yet, why have we stopped moving and why am I wearing high heeled combat boots? Oh yeah, the spilt coffee.

I looked ahead of myself and squinted to see to the light a shadowy figure holding something…a gun?! Oh shit, this can't be good! Ack!

I grabbed Sasori in a death grip and dove behind a conveniently located post office box thingy. I landed roughly into a pool of icy water with him right beside me.

There was a big shot heard by pretty much everyone, including us, but, no one came. Who knew Konoha cops were that shitty when it comes to an emergency?!

I've been potentially raped and they've never came to rescue me from pedophiles or molesting teachers!

The dude with a gun came closer and closer as I silently wished I wasn't so cold and helpless.

Sasori was no better really, he was laying right beside me after all. So much for being a protective boyfriend.

But, I obviously can't blame him. Risking his famous life for my shitty one isn't very smart if you ask me. So, I guess I'm the one who's gonna make a stand against this creeper.

I stood confidently, or as confidently as I could in my now soaking/dripping wet attire and hideous appearance. The only problem now was the fact I really didn't want to see the guy's face.

Luck and wishes never on my side anyways because by the duck-ass hair do, my tough look was rapidly crumbling. As my stance faltered, he stepped closer, pointing the hand gun at Sasori.

I quickly stood in between them, becoming a wall. Looking at Sasuke after only a year, I was disgusted and pissed. After all I did for him, the bastard cheated on me and slept with every damn girl in the school, yeah, time for payback.

I did it, I tackled him. All at the same time, multiple gunshots were shooting into the air as I punched him repeatedly, not giving him the chance to block my attacks.

I silently hoped his little goons weren't with him because, they're all freaks and I don't know if I can stand another damn fight after this one.

Either the adrenaline of beating the living hell out of my Ex, or my bitchy attitude kept me going strong.

That was, until Sasuke grabbed my throat and harshly picking me off of him at the same time.

Was on his footing my breathing came even more heavy as my body weight pulled me down all the more.

I shifted my glossy eyes to Sasori who looked petrified and unlike his usual collective self.

I wish Hidan was here, he'd have the balls to fight for me. I mean, seriously! I let the tears fall, damn it!

I couldn't stop the steady stream of warmth from running down my face, and, it was embarrassing. Not only that but, it was in front of an Uchiha! Sasuke, the bastard was strangling me right in front of my pathetic boyfriend that bribed me for a ticket!

"Why don't you just kick him in the balls?" Inner asked dumbly, well smartly.

"Hey, that's actually a great idea!"

Once I said that I remembered the position I was currently in was life-threatening. I drove my combat boots home, crushing what little chance he had at all for being a father.

Actually, he might already be…he did sleep with them sluts and probably still is. Disgusted further by all the damn dirty thoughts, I started kicking him over and over again until I can swear his 'part' was bleeding.

Reasoning why was because in the light from the streets, I could see blood mixed with snow and rain go towards the street's sewer drains.

"Wow, that was disgusting. But all the same, kick ass awesome!" She cheered at my success.

I just smirked and looked back at Sasori who was wide-eyed and probably scared shitless at my merciless treatment to the duck-ass Uchiha.

"Hmm, we going to just stand around and wait for the fuzz to show or are we going?" I asked, suddenly really irritable. Damn, these mood swings are a real bitch! Not to mention my total bipolar-ness.

"Y-yeah." Hmm, Sasori stuttering, Ha! Now that is worth blackmailing for!

But, he's my boyfriend, remember, no blackmails and selling his junk for cash…yet. I mean, I capable of just about everything on my own, I see now.

There hasn't been one guy that's really saved me at all night long and won't be at this rate! Sasori's about dead afraid of me now, sigh, no one's perfect…except for my IPod!

Hell yes! My IPod of awesomeness! I dug through my pocket and felt…nothing?! Ack! Where is it?! I began scouring the premises for my only chance at calming myself down.

"Sasori! Where is my IPod?!" I scared the hell out of him. He didn't expect me to shout that loud but, whatever. He can solve his little guy problems after he finds my damned music player!

"I don't have a clue where it could be. Did you take it out of the other jeans you had on?" He asked with hardly any real interest. Damn him!

I began to think at where it was at the café place. Okay, so I took it out of my pocket, laid it on the sink, put on the clothes, and…hell no!

"If someone jacked my IPod they're fucking dead as roadkill and going to be sacrificed to Jashin! "

See, that is the type of phrase that would be a turn on for Hidan. For Sasori it kinda made me sound paranoid and/or mentally dysfunctional.

"So, you did leave it behind?" He asked, more like stated. I just nodded and began sprinting back the way we had came, not getting far because I tripped over a damned Uchiha mess.

Once again, falling on my face, or not. Amazingly, someone caught me from in front so it couldn't have been Sasori. I lifted my head and looked into the eyes of…Lee?!

"Noooooo!"

"Noooooo!" Me and my Inner self screamed in despair as so-called "Green Beast" held me by my shoulders.

Before he could talk, my nightmare came true. Well actually two did. One being that Guy was with him and the other being that the duo was drunk.

I took a deep breath and looked around nervously. Sasori was now sporting a disgusted look and…shit. Here comes more people from a bar, said people being Kakashi and Gemna, again.

I yanked myself from Lee's drunken grip and staggered backwards, steeping on Sasuke's gut and receiving a moan from him. For Kami's sake, why did I giggle at that?!

After that weird act, I heard a thump from behind. I turned my attention that way and found Sasori with a nosebleed and lying passed out on the sidewalk.

"Dude, Sasori-kun is a Perv!" She shouted, hysterical at her new found knowledge.

"Well, that was well, spontaneous." I added.

Then, there was that breathing on my neck again as I felt strong arms around my waist. I twisted so that our chests touched and I saw that it was Gemna, again.

"Hello, didn't quite suspect seeing you again." He whispered hotly as he casually licked my neck which resulted in a shiver surging through my body.

The warmth of his tongue on my wet skin was sensual at the least! I leaned into his touch as he smirked against my skin.

Then, it hit me like a rock in a guy's groin. I was letting my old history teacher hit on me! This was disgustingly bad! Or was it? I mean, he couldn't be over twenty-four at the most…

Damn it! Quit second guessing yourself!

"Mmhmmm." I moaned as he started kissing me at every bit of exposed skin. Damn, damn, damn all morals!

I collapsed in his arms as I seemed to forget about my mission, Lee and Guy making out homosexually, and Kakashi stumbling back to the bar.

I began to black out but before I did, I heard an "Oh fuck!" a "Hey, yeah!" and splashing footsteps hastily approaching. Then, my body fell limp as I was taken in by fatigue and stress.

"Hey! Hey! Listen to me you bitchy she-devil! Hel-lo!" The sound of my Inner's voice woke me up and I was in a hotel room I observed.

The ideas that ran through my head as I quickly accessed the situation weren't pretty to say the least. Further being there was another person in the room with me.

But, then again, seeing Hidan sitting in a chair next to me eating an apple was, er, hot! Aww, he looked so smexily cute in all his pink eyes and silver hair could be!

I literally jumped up and into his arms as he noticed me being awake. I really did like Hidan or Deidara more than Sasori or Itachi. I guess stoic and emotionless isn't my style.

"Hey, hey, shhh, the other guys are out. It's just fucking me and you." Ahh, that sounded so awesome! His voice and all!

So, my reaction was to kiss him sweetly on the lips as I wrapped my legs around his waist and he returned the kiss by asking for entrance with I granted without a second thought.

I could really give a damn less about my balls-less boyfriend called Sasori when I could have Hidan.

I remembered that I still had his wallet and went to get them out of my back pocket to find I was in guy's boxers instead.

I didn't freak out because my clothes were dripping wet when I passed on and probably just changed my pants. But, then again, that would involve him taking off my pants and shirt which is now a black muscle shirt would have been removed.

At this new realization I broke off of our kiss and unhooked my legs and stood. I don't care if it was a damn hot guy that did it, no dumbass shithead takes advantage of me whatsoever!

"Uhh, Hidan? Who's clothes am I in and why?" I asked sweetly, which was totally fake, totally.

"Eh, well your fucking pants and shit were wet so, I lent you some of mine. Other than that, you were fucking passed out and I didn't want my bed wet, so, yeah." He said sheepishly while rubbing the back of his neck.

Eh, what the hell? Nothings wrong with that as long as-.

"Oh, and nice underwear. Didn't ever remember you wearing a c-cup either back in highschool." He smirked while commenting.

How dare the bastard try a mix mock my black and red energizer bunny bra and underwear set! It ain't my fault that they say "go bunny go!" on them.

But, what's even more surprising is that he does remember me, well enough to know that I was pretty flat-chested in highschool until senior year anyways.

"Well, why am I here? Shouldn't I be waiting in line for a ticket right now since it's uhh, 5:22 a.m.?" I asked while plopping back down onto the bed and looking at a wall clock.

"Oh, yeah, about that. When I say that the guy's are 'out' I mean that they're fucking stuck in a limo at the stadium we're fucking performing at since the weather's turned fucking shittier and it's a fucking blizzard outside." Great, just Hell's great!

I went through all of that suffering for nothing all the rape, couples in tents going at it, hobos, pedophiles, teachers, drunks, and hot coffee for no reason!

"Oh just my damn luck too." I muttered, who knew that knowing that there was a blizzard in October could bring a person down so much?

"Don't fucking worry. The gig's been fucking cancelled. They haven't rescheduled it fucking yet either." Wow, through all the fucks from Hidan's statements hope shall shine on!


Sapphire: So, how was it? It took me long enough to write...not that I mind writing and spending almost an hour waiting for an idea.

Sakura: Sure you don't...review because in at least six reviews, the next chapter will be written and posted.

Sapphire: Yeah, what she said! Don't make me get the homosexual spandex-wearing beasts over here...or a perverted Sasori. ^^

Sakura: So, yeah, review...or else. Not really but, comments help Sapphire-chan's small brain function better knowing people are waiting for her to update.

Sapphire-chan: Hey! My brain may be small but at least I don't have a huge forehead!

Sakura: What did you just say, bitch?!

Sapphire: Eh, Saki-chan is pissed so review or I might get mauled...please?